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 Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed. Panda is still around! The AC stories I have written in the past (in my eyes now that I have learned more about writing) were abominable and for that reason, there will be extensive rewrites. I am also currently working on a short story for WoW. Might be a one-shot. Or it might be a three-part. Who knows how long it will turn out. Avatar is Female Pandaren Monk by plainandplain at deviantArt. Favorite Pairings: Altair/Maria (Assassin's Creed) Ezio/Rosa or Ezio/OC (Assassin's Creed) Des/Lucy (Assassin's Creed) Tony/Ziva (NCIS) Bones/Booth (Bones) Angela/Hodgins (Bones) Coddy/House (House) Illidan/Tyrande/Malfurion (World Of Warcraft) Fem!Shep/Garrus (Mass Effect) |
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Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Closer to Home by WarlordFil reviews
Falling in love is easy-it's staying in love that's hard. Shepard and Garrus' fight to reconcile their cultural differences is complicated by family and foes conspiring to tear them apart. Sequel to "Where Angels Fear To Tread." Partial story only.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,699 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Rise of the Saurok by DougWalkerJumpScareOnMyGenital reviews
Shi-Ru is a mogu living in the age of the Thunder King's first reign. A scholar and learner by nature, Shi-Ru has little room to flourish in the mogu society. But when Lei Shen's new world order comes to be, Shi-Ru finds his services of the mind more appreciated. Under Lei Shen's power, Shi-Ru is able to achieve his true potential and discover what "life" truly means.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Mogu - Complete
I Am What You Made Me by TerraZeal reviews
Short story about the Jade Witch from Mists of Pandaria. Why she turns people to jade and what happened to her husband. Mention of suicide.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Pandaren - Complete
Loving Hate by Era-Age reviews
He had thought that she would stay with him, that they'd start their own family. However, that was all to be mistaken, for she left. Now the two of them are forced to confront each other as well as new enemies. Violence, lemons, and language, Altair/Maria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 370,407 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T.
The Proposal by anonymous moose reviews
He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Suicide Mission by Smehur reviews
I always wanted to know what the other fire team was doing during the attack on the Collector Base. This is how Garrus experienced the suicide mission.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Paint by Sookie Starchild reviews
Garrus and F!Shepard share a moment. Established relationship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Widow by DT Maxwell reviews
Shepard was getting better about her rather unhealthy attachment to her sniper rifles, but this latest acquisition was definitely going to end up making her regress.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mind The Waist by popehippo reviews
Garrus and Shepard have only a few hours to live, so they spend it together. Too bad it doesn't go nearly as well as the vids on the extranet made it look. A glimpse into the awkward start of their relationship. Rated T for nudity and references to sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Meaning of Leisure by Armidion reviews
Because sometimes even assassins need their fun, though not in the way most would prefer it. Now a two shot. Altair/Maria
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
The Confidant by Fate Likes Fools reviews
Secrets, no matter how small, can be deadly. She sought revenge, but heard too much. Now she must pay the price - as her silence guarantees nothing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,786 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Animus Online by Nonspes reviews
Desmond leaves the confined world of the Animus and enters a completely new area. However, trouble seems to follow him everywhere. Welcome to Animus Online. Post ACII.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Desmond M., Ezio A.
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Irony of Eden by Lionpawheart reviews
Behind every great man is a woman, and behind Ezio is a sadistic and violent, but maternal and loyal Eden Cleare, a member of a nameless gang in New York, who's just happy to get so far away from the hellhole she once called home.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 360,513 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Face He Remembers by spymastery reviews
Written as a Secret Santa gift for LJ's Mass Effect community. Kaidan Alenko discovers that Shepard is cheating on him with Garrus Vakarian, though it's in a way that hurts even worse than being told to his face.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
LoveFAIL by Obscureish reviews
Suddenly Happening Interesting Things occur!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Martin S.
Reversal of Shadows by agryu reviews
/AC2, ACB/ Threatened by a direct attack on their maestro, those who once paraded the streets now mimic the eagles that they hunt, and take instead to the shadows.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,915 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just Friends by Psychochick52 reviews
Short story dealing with Martin and the Hero of Kvatch's relationship in a very immature way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Martin S. - Complete
Altair's Outtakes by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
Ever wonder about why some things in AC are the way they are? So does Altair. See what happens when the cameras aren't rolling.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Unto the Future by Dancing Darkness reviews
Life goes on - down the centuries and through the ages one family has always survived. Now it's Desmond's turn. Blood will out and fatherhood will come. AC and ACII oneshot!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
Wabbajack by AngelOfGeeks reviews
Why quietness at Cloud Ruler Temple is never a good thing.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
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From Enemies, To Lovers reviews
Altair/Maria collection of oneshots of family, fluff, humor, lemons, and violence. RANDOMNESS!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Foolish reviews
I've always had secrets. Secrets that none needed to find out. But that has changed now. My cover has blown, I must flee with an unexpected ally, and save the man who is the last hope in stopping the Templars. I'm Celline Kendall. And I'm an Assassin. R&R
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Desmond M.