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Information Systems Class Banter

1.Classmate: " Sir, did you get the email I sent you?"

Teacher: "No."

Classmate: "Good. Because I didn't send it."

2. Classmate: "Can I have a pair of headphones? The typing is distracting me."

Teacher: "No, unless you buy a pair of your own. Until then, everyone type quieter."

3.My friend was eating Jelly Babies and she was cooing at their little features.

Classmate: "SIR! She's talking to her Jelly Babies!"

Teacher: Well Derek, if you don't talk to them, they won't grow up properly."