Hello, earthlings! My name is... Well I don't wanna know yours, so why do you wanna know mine? Haha, had you going there! My name begins with a "J", but I prefer you to call me Kiyomi :)

Hm... I LOVE ANIME!! I have loved every anime that I've seen, except Deadman Wonderland. That shit freaked me out! But I am a strong NaruHina supporter, and even if that coupling never happens, I will still have faith that it will. I am a bit of a Twihard, but I don't obsess over Team Jacob/Edward or scream in the theater "WHOO! SEXY! TAYLOR HAVE MY CHILDREN!" thing. I just think the books had an original idea on vampires rather than the all too generic "I-burn-to-ash-in-the-sun." And also, I'm an avid JATDer. Love it! But I go against one of it's rules: I enjoy Twilight.

I have Type 1 diabetes, too. :'(, but I am a human being! I can play sports with the best of 'em, and I can all the sugar I want, bitches! (Please don't take that offensively. My friends and I call each other that all the time ^^)

P.S. Before we can be friends... You must be on TEAM BATMAN or TEAM SPIDERMAN!

Just a-lettin' y'all know, I am now accepting one-shot requests! It can be of any fandom and all! But I cannot do lemons. I just feel weird writing it... But I used to, though... It made me feel like a pervert ^^.

Naruto Survey Questions:

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? I love Naruto, Suigetsu, Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Deidara, Hidan, Pein, Itachi, Sasori, Hinata, Temari, Ino, Gaara, Zetsu, Tobi... Oh! And Sai. But mostly Kiba

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuIno, SaiIno, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaHina, NaruIno, NaruTen, DeiHina (don't question crack pairings!), ItaHina, ItaDei, GaaNaru

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I like but two yaoi pairings, and that is ItaDei and GaaNaru

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No, but it kind of sounds fun. I'd probably be Temari.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a Deidara plushie, a Kiba plushie, a ton of the Naruto dubbed t.v. episodes, a Deidara poster (shirtless!), the first volume of manga manga, the 43rd volume, and Naruto v.s. Sasuke for the DS. I'm obsessed...

6. Have you ever destined to be with a Naruto character? Hell to the yeah! KIBA!! Kyaaa!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? I like both, but I prefer NaruHina, baby!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? If I HAD to choose, SasuSaku. I don't have anything against the yaoi, though.

9. Which is your favorite? Team 7? Team Gai? I only like Team Gai better cause of Neji. He looks smexy in Shippuden! Teehee ^^

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? No, I already know he's Madara.

11. Do you support the "Yondaime is Naruto's father" theory? Frik' yeah! I mean, it's already been proven.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? It's a toss up between Hidan, Pein and Deidara.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Heck yeah!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Up to like 467

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I think he has ADHD

17. Sub or Dub? Both

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Kinda both. I like her in fanfictions and stuff, but she kinda annoys me.

19. Tobi= Annoying or Funny? I used to love him, then he went full on Madara... so... yeah.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? See #10

21. Gai= Sexy Beast or Ugly Nerd? Nerd...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Orochimaru

23. Rock Lee= Weird or Awesome? Weird

24. Which character would best OOC? Who and how? I think Sasuke. Think of him as a bit of a goof ball and nervous around girls. I think that would be KAWAII!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Uh, do you think I'd be on here if I didn't?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.

27. Do you like lemons? Yes, the sweet and romantic ones

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes, but it's not that funny too me, sorry fans of the abridged series!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Fanflashes? I've never even heard of them.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope, someone else got me hooked.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes & No

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said "WTF is this?" Maybe... and I had to show the whole class my shirtless Pein... That was a total embarrasment!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Well, my math grade... Or is that just me?

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm a little curious on it's contents

37. Do you support the "Yodaime is the Akatsuki Leader" theory? H-E-double hockey sticks-No

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No.

39. Is Sauke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Um...no

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, tons.

41. Looking back on some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yea, I kinda do.

Some of my fave quotes:

"Life is an evil, nasty, sadistic bitch."

"Life isn't measured on how many breaths you take, it's about the moments that take your breath away."

"Breathe, just breathe. Take the world off your shoulders, and put it on me." ~Ryan Star

"Adults are just kids with money."

"To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"Love is like a bar of soap. Once you think you got it, it slips away."

"Be who you wanna be, say what you wanna say. Be the person you are, and live life your own way." ~My BFF, Madi S.

"I want a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The boy who kisses you on the forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world. Who think you're pretty without make up on. The one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you"

"Not only does this sound... hm... I don't know... fucking illegal, it just sounds like a bad idea." ~Shane Dawson

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion." ~Deidara

"For all I know, YOU COULD BE BATMAN!" ~Rochelle, Everybody Hates Chris

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Except herpes, that shit'll come back with you..." ~Sid, The Hangover

"I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of the school... or Chuck E. Cheese.." ~Allen, The Hangover

"I look like a nerdy hillbilly!" ~Stu, The Hangover

"You see?! This is what happens when we mix teenagers with hot cheese... We warned you!" ~Sikowitz, Victorious

"AHHH! I HAVE DIARRHEA!" ~Anthony of Smosh

"My brains, his steel, and your streanght against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?" ~Westley, Princess Bride

"Ino is not the Britney Spears of the Naruto world... Sasuke is." ~Sawyer7Image (Look him up on youtube! He's awesome!)

"I like singing, I like pie... That's about it..." ~James Maslow

"I'm calling it. Time of gay: 11:21." ~Some guy on Desperate Housewives

The Akatsuki Pick-Up Lines of DOOM!!
Tobi- Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Deidara- I have an owie on my hand. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hidan- Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself?

Kakuzu- Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall. So I'm gonna need your name and number... for insurance reasons.

Itachi- Excuse me, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Kisame- You look like a refreshing glass of water, and I'm the thirstiest guy in the world!

Zetsu- I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. *hands you a rose*

Pein- If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.

Sasori- Go our with me or die. (Short, sweet, and to the point :D)

Cheezy Pick-ups, With AWESOME Comebacks.

~Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Maybe. I'm a receptionist at the VD Clinic.

~Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine

~Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

~Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Woman: Really? Because I would put F and U together.

~Man: Where have you been my whole life? Woman: Hiding from you.

~Man: Haven't I seen you before. Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

~Old Dude: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet.

~Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Oh, you're so right. I want you... to leave.

~Man: I may not be Fred Flinestone, but I can make your bed rock. Woman: I may not be Bam Bam, but I could put a lump on your head.

~Man: Guess what! It's your lucky day. Out of all the girls in this bar, I chose to talk to you. Woman: Wow! It's your lucky day, too. Out of all the ways I could embarrass you right now, I'm just gonna walk away.

~Man: Hi, my name is "Milk". I can do your body good. Woman: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.

And don't think I'm only helping out the girls in this. I'll leave one for the guys.

Man: Wanna dance? Woman: I don't like this song. Even if I did, I still wouldn't dance with you. Man: Come on, lower your standards a bit, I did.

~Copy & Paste Stuff~

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

93% of American teenagers would jump off the Empire State Building with Miley Cyrus if she said she was going to. Copy this to your profile if you would be sitting in a lawn chair with pop corn yelling "Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

Update 7/13: Hello! DAY-UM! It's nearly been a frakin' year since I've been on Fanficiton! And since then, my writing has improved a lot, I have deleted some of my fics. Frankly I did not like how I wrote them, so suck it up! And I've even changed my name ^^. Good bye AnimeChika96, hello xXKiba'sxDreamerxGirlXx!

Update 10/19: Hola, my minions! Kiyomi-chan is in a dilema! I plan on writing a new fanfiction after I'm done with Me and the Pop Star. But it's about a vampire... I know cliche! But I like vampires :3. But it's about a vampire that falls for the amazingly talented Andy Sixx, but is scared to be with him because of her condition. But I'm not sure anyone will read it because it will be under the Misc. category. So once I'm done with MATPS, I really hope you'll read. I'm sure that if you've enjoyed my past fics you'll enjoy this one. I will post another announcement in the epilogue of MATPS. Ja ne!