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![]() Hello people of the fan fiction world! Ohhkay... sooo... yeah... lol I never do know what to right in these type of things... Hmm... Welp! I've decided to keep my profile mysterious... and apparently awkward too :). Anywhoo!! I've developed somewhat of an obsession with this site. Shocking I know haha. Alsoo to warn youu crazy awesome people I'm just a tinsy bit sarcastic... Okay soo majorly sarcastic but whats the difference? lol. You've been warned ;)
"If I die I'm gonna die lookin' fly." (on Halloween)"These people are so stingy. I mean pretzels?Really?"..."Whoops." "I think shes having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her." "Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. You want me to put you in the hospital!?" "Hey. I'm Quil Ateara, I'm going to prom with my cousin." (Sooo he doesn't really say that in the movie exactly but me and my friend kinda switched the words around a little lol) "Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter.Zmey Junior. Zmeyette,even." "Make me an offer," I said at last. " Write it up, and give me a point-by-point outline of why you're a good would-be suitor." I kissed him with everything in me. I put all my pain and sorrow and passion and love for him into that kiss, and his mouth opened under mine, meeting me passion for passion.pain for pain, and love for love. And then the stupid bell rang. "I didn't see the first one... it was to scary." "Go kick him in the sack and say give me your damn computer or I'll do it again." (Hahahahaha. My friends. Gotta love 'em ;)) "I may not shoot you but you have still royally pissed me off, and I'm not gonna play with you in Pacific Playland." "...and they're all doctors?" ''I don't want to kill you, I just want your snot!" "Some people were born to compose music. Some people were born to split the atom. I was born to steal shit." "I didn't know that when you make pasta it gets like...bigger." "Love hurts. Boys lies. Friends Cry. People Die. Parents yell. You always try. You're never good enough and you don't know why. |
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