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Hello people of the fan fiction world! Ohhkay... sooo... yeah... lol I never do know what to right in these type of things... Hmm... Welp! I've decided to keep my profile mysterious... and apparently awkward too :). Anywhoo!! I've developed somewhat of an obsession with this site. Shocking I know haha. Alsoo to warn youu crazy awesome people I'm just a tinsy bit sarcastic... Okay soo majorly sarcastic but whats the difference? lol. You've been warned ;)


~THE QUOTES~

"If I die I'm gonna die lookin' fly."

(on Halloween)"These people are so stingy. I mean pretzels?Really?"..."Whoops."
-keeps walking-
"What?"
"I dropped my pretzels."

"I think shes having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."

"Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. You want me to put you in the hospital!?"

"Hey. I'm Quil Ateara, I'm going to prom with my cousin." (Sooo he doesn't really say that in the movie exactly but me and my friend kinda switched the words around a little lol)

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter.Zmey Junior. Zmeyette,even."

"Make me an offer," I said at last. " Write it up, and give me a point-by-point outline of why you're a good would-be suitor."

I kissed him with everything in me. I put all my pain and sorrow and passion and love for him into that kiss, and his mouth opened under mine, meeting me passion for passion.pain for pain, and love for love. And then the stupid bell rang.

"I didn't see the first one... it was to scary."
"It's a cartoon!!"
"So. I'm scared of the Lion King too!"

"Go kick him in the sack and say give me your damn computer or I'll do it again." (Hahahahaha. My friends. Gotta love 'em ;))

"I may not shoot you but you have still royally pissed me off, and I'm not gonna play with you in Pacific Playland."

"...and they're all doctors?"
"Yeah."
"What a hoe."

''I don't want to kill you, I just want your snot!"

"Some people were born to compose music. Some people were born to split the atom. I was born to steal shit."

"I didn't know that when you make pasta it gets like...bigger."

"Love hurts. Boys lies. Friends Cry. People Die. Parents yell. You always try. You're never good enough and you don't know why.

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A Lot by crimsonmarie reviews
Bella Swan, not one for Christmas, plans to spend it alone. Edward Cullen is the unavailable, gorgeous bartender at Forks Bowling Alley where she spends every Tuesday night. Could a late night ritual with him change everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,447 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16124 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Under the Same Moon by Jen733 reviews
Most would call it young love, but for Edward and Bella, it was much more. They promised each other forever until tragedy struck and changed their plans. After years of separation, will they ever be able to forgive each other? AH/Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Life Would Suck Without You by Neurotika reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are best friends. They were born on the same day, in the same hospital and for the first few hours of their lives, their families shared a room. This story follows Bella and Edward as they grow up and their lives change. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Song for You by GlowstickGirl reviews
Bella goes to live with the Cullen's after her famous musical family was killed at their castle in France.The police have no leads on who killed them.Bella is the only link everyone has to their death and beautiful music. Better summary inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,215 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10844 - Favs: 12,320 - Follows: 12,825 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lessons of the Heart by Nollie Marie reviews
AH Edward is a self-center semi-playboy who needs a huge wake-up call about life, which he gets right away when his sister drags him w/ her on one of her charity rounds through hospitals where he meets Bella Swan, who just may be dying. Read & Review plez
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,548 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,529 - Follows: 8,589 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something New and Real by BellazB reviews
Edward is 23 and a single father of two. All the girls want his money and Edward hates that. What happens when he meets Bella and her son? Will things change even if Bella is the nannie of Edward's children?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted Love by StrawberryMopet reviews
Bella and Edward get adopted by the Cullens. They become friends immediately, but when they start feeling more what do their friends and family think? No incest. Canon. Originally Owned By LionsGoRawr8P/Lemmon Head x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Been Here All Along by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were five years old. Bella's on the chess team, in the marching band and gets straight A's in every subject. Edward's captain of the football team and 'Mr Popular'. Will they ever be together? AH OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
In a drunken attempt to make her ex jealous, Forks' resident 'Goody two shoes', Bella Swan, has a one night stand with Mr. No name. Two months later, they're both in for a surprise. Having a baby with a stranger? Simple. AH R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12203 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
With A Towel by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella has been living In a condo with her friends Alice and Rose. And the memorys of past. What happens when a green eyed stranger finds her. . .Wrapped in a Towel? Can he help her forget her past and find luv? summery sucks good story. ALL HUMAN! ExB :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends by Poddle reviews
Bella Swan has a crush on Edward Masen but thinks they'll only ever be just friends. What will happen when they have to share a cottage together as part of a school assignment? *All Human!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,648 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold On Tight by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
Bella has everything she could ever want: huge house, popularity, money... But what happens when she's forced to go on an exchange, having to live with Edward Cullen and his large catholic family on their farm in Ireland for a whole year? AH B/OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hiding Love by BellazB reviews
Bella and Edward have been in love since they met, yet neither of them have told each other. Edward's under the assumption that Bella hates him while Bella makes him think like that because she believes that he could never love her. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,925 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by notnowgarrison reviews
Draco Malfoy has been asked to prove his love to his girlfriend Hermione, and he has thirteen crafty ways to surprise her. OOC, Fluff, Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Lessons by Selene11 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are two different people. One is an achiever and a certified leader while the other is a rebel and a school junkie. Witness as they grow, learn and experience what life is together. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,493 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Parenting Project by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella is forced to do a parenting project with forks number 1 player, Edward. As they work and spend more time together they find out more about each other than they even knew about them selves. Slowly this doll starts to bring them closer than friends.AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Seducing The Nanny by Danell reviews
When your friends husband hits on you, what do you do? Bella is going crazy trying to figure this one out on her own. **OOC/AH.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,835 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Blackbird Fly by paramorebrighter reviews
AH/AU- Bella is a fractured girl with a life-threatening eating disorder. Her whole life changes when she meets Edward Masen. Warning- child abuse and dark themes. Reposted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,093 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camarilla by Annilaia reviews
It was always just Bella and her mother, before Edward moved into town. Their group of friends have an amazing summer, full of adventures and disappointments. How many times will Bella reject Edward, before she realises they're made for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Nanny by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
They met in the airport & both needed help, He needed a nanny & she needed a job. Edward is a single father doctor who needs help with his daughter & Bella just wanted something new, Will they find the answer in each other? Find out! R&R! usaul pairings:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Publicity Romance by xvampiree reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS. Bella Swan, lingerie supermodel and Edward Cullen, singer/songwriter agree to a publicity relationship. Problem is they both hate and love each other...better then it sounds. M for language & lemons, Canon Couples AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Normal Life by tinks848 reviews
Isabelle Dwyer is a famous actress. Thanks to a set up she created to keep Charlie out of the limelight, she's decided she wants to take a break from her life and spend her last year of school at Forks High in disguise. Can she pull this off?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Carlisle's Diner by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella is being set up on blind dates at Carlisle's Diner where Edward happens to work. As she goes through the dates, she starts falling for someone unexpected. Who? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella was a dork in the fourth grade. Edward always picked on her. Now she and his sister are BFFL. What happens when he comes home to find a beautiful woman sleeping in his bed? How will he react when he finds out it's Bella? All Human. Co-written. D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Christmas Coffee by iimagiinatiion reviews
It's a few days before Christmas, and Bella is an employee at at cafe. She spills one of the customer's coffee orders and Edward offers to pay for it. AU Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mixed up Marriage by xXchampXx reviews
Bella is a witch princess about to be married off. Edward is a lucky guy who is a vampire who was chosen to try and impress her. What happens when Edward and his family move in and a simple suitor job turns into a fight for love? RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Protection by xXchampXx reviews
Bella is an agent put under the Cullen's protection. What happens when Edward is the son? Will they hate each other or fall in love? RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009
Nanny Bella by syr1101 reviews
Recent College Graduate who can't find a job ends up working at the Cullen Residence and meets Edward Cullen, sparks may fly but sometimes the road to love may take more than a babysitting gig. A/H EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Not Sorry by Keely Jade reviews
“I’m bored,” Emmett said. Who knew two simple words could change a seventeen-year-old Edward life in so many ways? "I dare you to put my theory to the test. You have fourteen days to get some sorry-ass girl to say I love you." And that girl? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nanny 911 'ON HOLD' by GlowstickGirl reviews
**ON HOLD** Bella is a single mother. Edward is a doctor and a single dad of 3. In a desperate situation, he calls the Nanny 911 Hotline. Little does he know that Bella is the new nanny. Will they fall in love, or will Bella always be 'just the nanny?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Best Friend's Love by xXchampXx reviews
Edward has always been in love with his best friend.Jacob came and tore them apart.Jacob starts to date Bella and Edward becomes a player.They hate each other.What happens when they have a project and Edward tries to show her he is still the old him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8145 - Favs: 5,004 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The High Road by Naomi Clark 11 reviews
What happens when Bella and Edward aren't together,Emmett likes the new nanny, and Jasper likes Alice, the hot single fashion designer? This is a twist of Twilight and One Tree Hill. Read and Review! Disclaimer:All characters belong to their owners.
Crossover - One Tree Hill & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
Will you be my Queen? by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Edward is a prince living in a castle. Bella is basically a slave to her step-family. Can Edward save her, when she tells him her story? Or will both their worlds come crumbling down when another prince by the name of James comes into the picture? ExB T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8056 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Big Happy Family by xXchampXx reviews
Emmett, Alice and Bella are all siblings.Edward, Rosalie, and Jasper are all siblings.They hate eachother.One day they find out there parents are getting married.Will love blum between the new siblings?Will they ever get along?RXR.Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5857 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons To Hate Men by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella writes a column for the magazine Essential Style, and has just been assigned the topic "10 Reasons To Hate Men". Bella does hate men, so she thinks the article easy. But will her new co-worker Edward be able to change her mind about men, and him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008