Do people still read these? Oh, well.

Don't think I'll tell you my name, because I won't. I have that power.

I'm european, portuguese to be clear. I can tell by that I'm a pretty boring person. I'm a girl, kinda obvious, and I like books. That and movies, series, and Fanfictions. Basically, I'm an overly obsessive fangirl with no life at all.

Vampires... I like them. Actual vampires, and not sparkly fairies from Twilight. Don't take that offensively, but they are NOT vampires. It's actually a pretty good story if you're a five year old toddler who loves Beauty and the Beast.

Dragons! I love them. They're awesome, they breathe fire and they're like giant lizards with wings. Who doesn't like that? Eragon is one - probably the biggest - of my obsessions. I can NOT wait until book V, because I NEED to know if Murtagh and Nasuada get married, have four children (isn't that a little too much?) and live happily ever after.

That is definitely not going to happen. We're talking about the Inheritance Cycle, are we? *cries silently*

I read this book recently, The Falconer. And... I'm depressed. The feels are too much. Kiaran, baby, why?

I ship a few people:

Damon/Elena - Even if "The Vampire Diaries" is now "The Delena Diaries". I'm supposed to be happy about it, right? Well, I'm not. The canon Damon and Elena are acting to OOC for my taste. Please, Plec, give them their official characters roles and end with this piece of s*.

Murtagh/Nasuada - Obviously! Their 30 page romance was more epic than E/A ever was. They hold hands while their dragons mate. Wow, congrats Paolini. You did an amazing job... (Kill me. I don't even ship them.) Their love - M/N - is too forbidden and cliché. But I still like them. Forbidden kinda makes things real, so... Good. I'm going to spend the rest of my days waiting for M/N news. I love my life.

Pewds/Marzia - Haven't I mention I like YouTubers too? You know that now. Pewds and Marzia can always adopt me. I would say for them to buy dogs, but they already have the cutest little things ever. Edgar represents me in life. Is that good? No, not at all.

Aileana/Kiaran - Hot mentor and badass student. Anything else to say? The romantic - to not say other things - tension was to great for their own good. Damn Gavin for interrupting Kiaran and Aileana in the room. Damn you, Gavin. Really.

I hate - WITH EVERYTHING THAT I AM - Mary Sues. And Suethors. I mean, what...? Are those Fanfics even real? Are emo teenagers that desperately bad to put their insecurities on an OC character and ruin everything the books - or movies, or series, whatever... - are? WHAT? So, yeah. Proud SueBasher here. One of my upcoming fanfics is about that. Since the day I read, for mistake, "I dunot like nasuada bcz she's in lurve with murty and he's not with her" I want to kill every Suethor.

About favorite characters... Murtagh, from the Inheritance Cycle, is probably the one whom I identify most. No, I'm not emo like he is (even if that makes him completely hot.), but I still like him. And I like Nasuada too, because she's a badass. Arya and Eragon are both Mary and Gary Sues, that's why I don't like them at all. Arya can kill herself and Eragon can find way better.

Damon is hot, and a vampire. Do I need to say more?

Kiaran and Aileana both from the Falconer. I need a Kiaran in my life.

A funny fact about me? I wish I could Waise Heil people's brains. Besides that, I'm currently in a deep depression because The Vanishing Throne by Elizabeth May (The Falconer #2) is only - only - going to get released on the 19th of November. Like, what? WHAT? How the hell am I supposed to cooperate with myself when I only get to read about Kiaran in a few months?

Yup. I'm boring. Hope you like my stories, though.