A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

*NEWLY REWRITTEN ONE IS POSTED* **PLEASE PROCEED TO KNOW MORE** He didn't want anything to do with her; he only cared for his music. Sadly, things never work out in his favor. Can he keep his past a secret? Is this worth it? His complete absence of sound is about to break. Remember, everyone has a secret to keep, even the people you would least suspect.

AU- Ulrich's father decides that he needs desperately to whip his ungrateful son in shape. Finding it the only way in doing so, he sends Ulrich off to his uncle's farm, where the young teenager meets a witty librarian, a shy florist, and the stoic daughter of a fellow farmer. UxY. COMPLETE!

While her mother is off doing a year-long movie shoot, Kairi is left to stay with her mother's friend, her husband and their FOUR teenage boys. Can Kairi survive a year with that much testosterone?

Short drabbles of each set in high school AU. Nezumi x Shion.

After a mission in the Tundra Express, Lilith asks Gaige to check in on Tina. Gaige expected to find an overactive demolition's expert. What she finds instead is... much more heartbreaking. Three-shot.

Reposted, no more song lyrics. Marshall always finds himself back to one spot after 1,000 years.

Sometimes, it doesn't take our darkest moments to find out who cares. Light, Family Fluff for Tina and Mordy :3 Because we all know the Hunter cares.

She was happy, at least she thought she was. But now, something was wrong, something was off. Why would it be that she'd prefer to hang out with a Soul, a friend, rather than her boyfriend. "Soul, are you in love with me." "What do you really want then Maka?" A story about how sometimes what you think you want, is completely different than what you really do. Soul/Maka

A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story