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Reading: books.

Rocking out to: Foster the People, MGMT, Metric, Arcade Fire

Watching: Cowboy Bebop, Durarara!, Heroes, Doctor Who.

Writing Status: ON HIATUS

Author's Notes or Update-y things

(3-2-2012 -- Hiatus Announcement)

It's no surprise that I haven't been active in my writing lately. I've had a very busy semester with school and also a lot of things have sort of slipped. One of them is my desire to write. This is really difficult for me because I hate stopping what I haven't finished, but I'm really hitting a wall as far as my abilities to write something worth reading. So, I'm officially going on Hiatus until further notice. Thank you to everyone who keeps reading what I have written. I'm shocked and also very flattered that you've read these stories. I'm amazed.

I hope to be back eventually. But until then, this is goodbye.

~DaywalkerPistachio

(12-20-2011)

Hey guys I'm not dead. I've just been busy with exams and school and stuff. I'm trying to get back in the writing habit. Also, I just went through my traffic and I'm still really flattered that you guys read my works. I really appreciate it more than you know. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

(10-27-2011)

As I promised, chapter 8 of More Than Kin, Less Than Kind is up. woot. I am pleased. I may have mentioned this in my Author's notes but I really have no idea how to go about writing the next chapter. It's rather... involved. So, the odds are that I will just write another chapter and have it floating somewhere so that when I get to it, its up and ready to go. Also, thank you to everyone who keeps reading my stories. I posted the newest chapter only a few hours ago and I'm really overwhelmed by the number of people who have already read it. You guys are the best. Thank you.

(10-22-2011)

Guess what, I'm writing again. The writing bug is back, people. I WILL BE POSTING THE NEXT CHAPTER OF MORE THAN KIN BY THE END OF THE MONTH.

(9-19-2011)

Hey guys, I'm not dead. And I'm actually writing again, which is nice since I thought that I was going to suffer from permanent block. Hopefully I'll have something out soon. To be honest, I've sort of disconnected from the online world for a bit, and its been nice. But its good to be back. Also, second year university is giving me some great ideas. I keep writing More than Kin out of order, which is what is preventing me from posting.

I'm thinking of actually branching outside of the South Park fandom for a few upcoming stories. I tentitively started writing a story that is as of now named Acadia. I took Canadian history over the summer and since Canadian history kind of gets ignored, I got a couple ideas from what I was learning.

Stanley Marsh vs. The World is most likely not happening. It seems like too big of a project for either myself or Taz to take on right now.

(7-8-2011)

I'm suffering from a terrible case of writer's block, but I'm really trying to work through it to dish out something resembling a story or chapter at some point. It's working, slowly. I've started on an update for More than Kin and it's very very slowly coming along. I keep jumping forward to write later chapters of the story. Progress is progress, right?

(5-17-2011)

Hi, I'm alive, just busy. Hope to write more soon.

Currently Writing

More Than Kin, Less Than Kind: Every time I think of this story, I say "what have I gotten myself into?" This beast of a story started with one little stray thought and then exploded. The story itself is based off of Hamlet, because I'm a Shakespeare junkie. When I say this story's a beast, I mean it. There's probably going to be... twenty-to-thirty-something chapters. I'm trying to keep them short so I can update them faster. If you've read the story and like it, you're probably best off alerting it, since updates will be slow.