AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella finds herself pregnant and alone. She turns to the Volturi, who accept her and her daughter, Renesmee. A hundred years later, Nessie convinces her mother and the Volturi to let her throw a grand ball for her hundredth birthday, but fails to mention to her mother that she intends to invite the Cullens.

As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!

Set 5 Years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens leave Forks to start a new life. However one of them lapses, and puts the entire family at risk. NOT a Jake & Nessie story. All canon. This story gets quite dark in places, and is rated T for a reason

Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..