Sup bruhs. ouo

My name is Kurai Unmei, and Gog DAMN do I love Homestuck. Especially DaveKat. I will warn you now; If you do not like Davekat, I doubt if I'm the right author for you because literally almost all I write is DaveKat. I love those little shits. I just love imagining Karkat snuggling up to Dave and nuzzling his neck, and Dave smooching the top of his head and then THEY HAVE HARDCORE SEX. No, I kid. I kid...mostly. I do love writing the sexes. I'm easily not the greatest at it, but hey, I try. But I do primarily write fluff.

Atm I am in the middle of a major story, which will be the first story posted on this account. I have a few names that I'm bouncing back and forth between so far, so the title of the fanfic will be just as much a surprise to me as it is to you. I'm still mostly in the process of planning it at the moment, but it should be published soon, since I do have a bit of the first chapter written. I'll only tell you a couple of things about it. One, it features one of my fanchildren. uvu Two, all of my otps take part, so I'm sorry if you don't ship a few of the couples. ;w; And three, it is going to be SAD. SO SAD. But cute, and very cheesy. I am a sucker for cheese. Gosh I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully it'll be my best fic so far, but we'll have to see how it goes. I'm liking the notes I've made so far, so hopefully you guys will like it. Also, I don't know for sure how this will work out yet, but I'm planning on making it long if I can. Like a good novel size long, hopefully. But that will require me always being able to come up with good ideas, as well as keeping up a steady updating schedule, which also might not happen because I AM A LAZY ASS. So I'm sorry in advance if there's like a ten thousand year long gap between chapters. uvu Also, my brain is a little shit, so I do tend to mess around with like five different stories at a time. And they may or may not all be DaveKat....

Anywho. I really hope you guys enjoy the stories I have to come, and I look forward to reading any reviews! LET THE HOMESTUCK COMMENCE!

ALL OF IT.