![]() Tell me if you decide to take any of my challenges. I've posted all of them here: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Other-Challenges/100035/ My HarryPotter/Naruto Cross overs in DZ2's forums can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Challenges/88470/ My Non Harry Potter Challenges posted in DZ2's forums will be here: https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Savage-Lands/185849/ Also most are near the bottom of my profile. I'm also fine with my challenges being used as a basis for a fic if you don't want to follow the requirements as long as I receive credit; I would also like to know if you do this as well. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Legends never die. They merely fade into Myth until they are needed once more.-Something I came up with while playing Dragon Quest 11 and listening to Legends Never Die (ft. Against The Current). xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote from ch. 4 of Understanding the Void by Mister Grin. "Did you know that dolphins are so smart, that within weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish?" Two most Recent Challenges: Modulating Power-My Hero Academia The idea for this comes from all those All For One is Izuku's father fics, mainly Quirk: Karma by MagicChimi and while reading Angel on my Shoulder by TealeafCustom. What if Izuku had a Quirk that let him copy aspects of Quirks and mix them with each other after touching someone or having the Quirk used on him? Requirements: Power Modulation(if you can think up a different name go ahead) can only copy one part of a quirk and aspect type. For example: super strength but not what is needed to use the superstrength without breaking some part of his body like his arm because he doesn't have the needed skeletal reinforcement. Two of the same aspect types cannot merge the lesser is replaced. The number of aspects that can be held and combined is up to author. Not all aspects are compatible or fully compatible. A partial example would be combining Iida's super speed aspect with Ochaco Uraraka's levitation aspect to create flight will instead be super fast gliding that requires having to move at a certain speed to achieve(this doesn't have to be the actual outcome, it's only an example of what could be), two fully compatible examples would be combining Recovery Girl's healing aspect with a water generation aspect to create a healing drink, and Recovery Girl's transference aspect and water generation aspectwith the regeneration aspect shown by the Noumu at USJ to create a regenation liquid. Recomended: If Izuku meets All For One after activating his quirk he acquires the ability to transfer aspects, I see this as different to the before mentioned transference aspect of Recovery Girl as Recovery Girl's being a transference of effects like heat/cold or in her case healing energy(or whatever it is) while All For One can transfer actual Quirks. FemIzuku. FemIzuku/female. FemKatsuki. FemIzuku/FemKatsuki. Izuku/FemKatsuki. Optional: Izuku actually being related to All For One. Hell Princess-Harry Potter The idea for this came from all those fics that have Lily being Queen of Hell. Neville Longbottom The Boy Who Lived is forced to Summon a Demon to help fight Voldemort. He never expected the Demon to be Lux Potter the Daughter of his Mother's best friend who everyone thought died with her parents when the house exploded. Requirements: At least Alice survives and raises Neville. Can use a different name for Lux as long as it is ironic considering her station, Lux means Light. Names of famous Light witches, saints, ect. are aloud. The Summoning Ritual was supposed to bind a powerful demon to Neville, instead for whatever reason(that I leave to the author), instead binds them in an equal partnership and marriage that by Magic and Treaties al but forgotten, also means that any children they have cannot be discriminated no matter how much Demon blood they have. While Lux does have looser morals and inhibitions she is complete faithful to Neville and will not allow any other male touch her. Doesn't stop her from trying to get Neville into a threesome or more with other women though. Lily is the same with James. James survives and live in Hell with Lily and Lux. A ritual is used to make James a full Demon as full Humans and weaker Cambions cannot survive in Hell. Lux is a full Demon, Cambions only occur when the Father is a Demon, though there are rituals that can make the child fully human or fully Demon but only if they are conceived in the ritual circle. If you do a crossover with Highschool DxD Demons and Devils are different Races, with Devils essentially originally being Fallen who took in the Power of a Demon after rejecting their Holy Origin through a long lost ritual created by Lucifer. Hell and the Underworld are two different places as well. Forbidden: this being a Lemon fic. Recomended: If Alice is the only one to survive Lily convinces her to join in a three way relationship with James. The Summoning happening in the Chamber or the Graveyard. Optional: Lily is a Princess herself. Neville not being the true Child Who Lived. Crossover with Highschool DxD. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx People who I am aware of that have taken one of my Challenges or based a fic off one and have at least one chapter published: Dis Lexic (First Challenge accepted)As the Seventh Month Dies - Harry Potter, Squib, Brother, Alchemist, It is a cross with Buso Renkin. Hammer n' Nail It Followed Me Home - Big Head, and Little Arms, The being is the pokemon Trapinch. The Modern Sorcerer It Followed Me Home - Amber, The being is a Three Tailed Kitsune. McWhite It Followed Me Home - The Unexpected Familiar, The being is a Pixie that can use Wizard Magic. DalkonCledwin The Habañero and the Tournament - The Habañero comes to Hogwarts(hpfanficarchive.com/stories/viewstory.php?sid=1546), One of my Harry Potter/Naruto crossovers(It's posted on Harry Potter FanFic Archive and this site apparently refuses to use links to other sites that aren't typed or copy/pasted). moonfeather58 (First known to have more than one Chapter)Ship Raised - Heart of the Sea DylantheRabbit A Tale of Two Lilies - A Tale Of Two Lillies Of Twins and Veela - Of Twins and Harry Potter Leviathan2.0(Fics will be in Spanish) (First know Fic in a foreign language, this being Spanish)Family is Important - Situación incomoda(Awkward Situation in English) Complicated Relationships - Pareja sorpresa Marriage Contract Conundrum - Contrato Parents and Parenthood - Paternidad The Consequences of Freely Given Blood - Sangre dada voluntariamente Of Twins and Veela - Tres novias para tres Potters Quatermass Bugs and Foxes - DULCE PERICULUM, also a cross with Resident Evil: Code Veronica. It Followed Me Home - Nocturne,also a Darkstalkers cross with the Succubus Morrigan Aensland as the being. It Followed Me Home - Never Tear Us Apart, another Darkstalkers cross with Lilith instead of Morrigan. Of Jumping Dimensions and Drunken Marriages - Parva Sub Ingenti, a GATE: Thus the JSDF Fought There cross where Harry marries Tyuule before she becomes a slave. The Blind Ficus Sage DxD - Sage of DxD gundamexia34 It Followed Me Home - Storms, Dragon-Horses, and Magic(, Posted under same user name on AO3), The being is a Kirin. Signless - Naruto: Echoes of Shock(, Posted under same user name on AO3) Bugs & Foxes - Red Honeycomb(, Posted under same user name on AO3) Different Dimension Demon It Followed Me Home - Call me the Beast Master, the Beings are a Four Tailed Kitsune and a Dragon. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx OCs I've created. Feel free to use them for their respective fandom just tell me if you use them or want to modify them for another, and give me credit and a link to the fic so I can read it. RWBY Name: Alexia Crystal Species: Inland Taipan Faunus General appearance: 6'5", Olive with speckled black hair in summer that changes to brown in winter(see Inland Taipan wiki page) going down to the small of her back, Milk chocolate brown skin, rust brown snake eyes, snake fangs(with actual venom), scale patterns dotted about her body that is the opposite of her hair which is considered odd by her family, snake tongue that works like a real snakes(including Jacobson's organ),prefers to wear Brown leather pants, vest(no bra,doesn't like them), duster, and thong, and snake skin boots(no heels except for special occasions and likes the irony). Age: 17-25( depends on were you want her). Semblance: Extreme rubber like flexibility. Weapon: {Serpent's Embrace} 3'0" walking stick that extends to a 6'0" quarterstaff that can become a 6'6"-8'0" Naginata that can also turn into a multi sectioned(at least nine more if you want) staff/bladed staff whip. the blade is also a dust action blade(though it only has access to one dust crystal at a time). Etc: Hates bullies, Bisexual but prefers girls and enjoys flirting with/teasing those she finds attractive, calm until angered and will strike viciously when given the chance, less active when cold until properly motivated, love to lay in warm spots, not a morning person, speaks in an Australian accent. Quotes: Alexia upon meeting Yatsuhashi: Damn! What are they feeding you? Name: Al'iiskandaria Dawwama (Alexandria Vortex) An Arabic girl who ran afoul of a Jinn and was subsequently cursed to be a Dimension Traveling Immortal forever with the appearance of her 17 year old self. Aliases: Weakest Immortal, The Immortal Soul, Tech Mistress, That Annoying Girl Who Just Won't Die(finds amusement in the frustration of those who try to kill her), Conduit. Looks: 5'5", Black hair, eyes are a solid Rainbow Moonstone gem color to denote her Curse, Tan skin, and clothing depends on the dimension she is in. Personality: Quiet, friendly, strong willed, chipper, slow to anger but when her limits are passed has been likened to an explosion, Determinator, not entirely sane(then again what Immortal over 500 isn't?), very afraid of cows and pasteurized cheese(all types) yet will eat beef as if she was a starving wolf. Abilities and Weaknesses: Unable to use any form of Energy or Power manipulation(one reason she is called the Weakest Immortal)with Dimension Jumping, being the only exception but must stay for a random amount of time unlike other Travelers who can come and go as they please or be removed by Local Deities who are unable to remove her the she can leave when she wants. Soul based Immortality(as long as her Soul exists she can not die). Immune to Soul based abilities(Harmful, Benevolent, Passive). Immortality and Immunity in return give her an immense Healing factor yet they and the inability to manipulate any form of Energy or Power make it so her body can never go beyond peak normal human limits yet also ensures it can not atrophy(she still has to train to achieve such levels though). Despite being unable to manipulate Energy or Power she is considered one of the most powerful Energy conduits in the Multiverse(too much energy charged through her makes her act as if she was intoxicated). Overtime she has achieved a mastery of technology that even some of the best Technopaths/Technomancers are envious and respectful of despite not being a genius. Optional: An Exoskeleton/Power Suit(for one reason or another is not always available). Nanites, that similar to the Eight Celestial Gates of Naruto, allows Her to exceed her bodies limits at the cost of the nanites destruction. She must personally remake the nanites because the way they are constructed to allow her body exceed her limits makes it impossible to self replicate. Quotes: [1]Random travel companion 1:"Do I even want to know why you eating beef like a starving wolf when your afraid of cows?" Alex:"Ever heard of Man eating horses?" Random travel companion 2*Hesitantly*"Yeah?" Alex*Far to cheerfully*"Well there are also Man eating cows."*Viciously takes a bite of her steak* Random travel companions 1&2:"..." Pokemon- Submited for Jarek Gray's An Earned Mastery. Name: Elliyon (Elli) Lily Avalon Age: 15 Born on Cinnabar yet moved to Kalos, but prefers to travel because she does't get along with her parents who don't like that she wants to be a trainer. Chose to just travel the regions battling and occasionally participating in contests for fun and to earn money to live. Likes: Her pokemon, Ash(if only because she finds his reactions to her flirting or annoying him amusing), taking care of kids and young pokemon(often volunteers at daycares), anything sweet or sour. Dislikes: Pokemon thieves, poachers, and abusers, being called short, her parents(especially her mother who tries to make her act girly when she doesn't want to). Appearance: 5'0, Black hair streaked with Crimson and Indigo, Orange eyes, scar going from the bridge of her nose down her left cheek, to the center of her jaw due to a Pokemon poacher, black jeans, emerald shirt, grey jacket, and black combat boots with white Velcro straps. Choose to be unique and specialize in Fossil pokemon Pokémon: Tyrunt/Tyrantrum(Crusher-male), Tirtouga/Carracosta(Fin-male), Aerodactyl(Tsume-female-can Mega Evolve), Amaura/Aurorus(Aura-female), Cranidos/Rampardos(Spike-male), and Anorith/Armaldo(Krill-male)(put both forms names in since I don't know where or even if you use her) Any significant events in their past: Found fossils of her Tyrunt/Tyrantrum and Amaura/Aurorus which lead to her being a fossil pokemon trainer, Empath. Personality/Attitude: Hyper, Positive, Knows when to be serious but prefers to be laid back except when training her pokemon, make her angry enough and she is likely to prank viciously unless side tracked with anything sweet or sour even if it's just a single sugar cube. Harry Potter- Submitted for FallenAngel231312's Nyx, Academy of Magic(Rewritten as Accademia di Aradia)(also the first Oc submitted). Name:Rosetta Stone Looks:5'10", Blue-Green eyes, Pitch black with Blood red streaked and Violet tipped hair and Orange bangs, when not in uniform prefers wearing denim and silk clothing. Species:Damphir Succubus(Half Vampire/Half Succubus) Personality:Enjoys pranks(makes the Marauders and Twins look like amateurs) and causing Chaos(harmless unless angered), energetic, hard to anger, friendly, likes to flirt with other girls. Talents/Powers:Master of both Capoeira and Muay Thai(separate and combined), extremely flexible, also uses knives, daggers, and short swords. Extra:Unable to use the majority of Vampire and Succubus abilities yet barely possesses any weaknesses(sunlight gives her sunburn and her eyes are sensitive to light, Holy Water gives an itchy rash, etc.) which is why she took up Martial Arts and weapons, she still requires blood and sexual energy but can still get both by drinking blood after arousing the one she is feeding from, Bisexual but prefers girls, dislikes being referenced to a certain slab of stone with the same name, unable to turn anyone into a Hybrid like herself or a full blood Vampire or Succubus. Also appears in: Harry Potter and the Devil Connection by deacon94 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A slightly annoying thing I've encountered in Naruto fics that involve demons as parts of the main storyline, like making Naruto a Hanyou or full demon, is when Yokai is used as the word for demonic energy when yoKI is the correct word to use, Yokai is just another word for demon; At least that's how I understand it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This is something I typed up when I first started reading on this site and was mostly focused on Ranma fics. Something that wouldn't be out of place in a Ranma fanfic: Genma: A Martial Artist's Life is Fraught With Peril Boy, so do your duty. Ranma: That may be true, but who ever said that never had to deal with Akane's cooking! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.20/21 of fanboy913's Bleach Rebirth of the Guardian. Try listening to Nightwish's Alpenglow during this, not sure if the lyrics really fit but everything else seems to. "You're going to need all your power to beat him, not the paltry amount you use right now." She gave him a look as Akeno tilted her head at that statement. Rias lowered her voice. "You keep saying that, but I have never seen any evidence of this. Last night I tried." Her voice lowered further. "I tried so hard, I wanted what you said to be true so badly, but there is nothing." "Wanting is not the same thing as believing, Rias Gremory. You need to let go of that fear, you can't waste time worrying about the what if's." "What ifs are all I have left." She whispered, her head leaning forward, hair shrouding her face. He reached down and grabbed her hand in his. "Then trust in us." He gestured to her peerage, arrayed down before and beside her. "If you cannot believe in yourself, then let us do it for you." "Ara Ara, it seems I am being put to shame." Akeno moved over and took Rias' other hand. "I'm supposed to be the Queen you naughty boy," Her face softened, "But he is right my king. I believe in you, we all do." Tears fell under the shroud of hair. "Oh, you children." Rias whispered, her voice rough. "You give me so much, how can I be worth it?" "The Blade of my Soul once said to me, that if I trusted in him that I would not be alone, that he would give me all the power I needed and he has not been wrong yet." "Then show me." Rias said. "Show me that you could carry me, all that I am, all the mistakes, the baggage, the blood." She looked up at him, at her Queen, eyes desperate, needing to believe, wanting to...something clicked and Ichigo knew that now was the time. 1 1 1 The door to the what looked like an old school building, creaked open as a girl knocked lightly. She hesitated, looking in to see no one. "Hello?" She called. No one answered. "Kurosaki-kun?" No answer. Inoue Orihime hesitated, she was not one for trespassing, but it had been so long since she had seen her friend and she could sense him in this building….or something like that. The sensation was odd and distinct now that she was here. She took in a breath and stepped into the building, hoping whoever owned it would be understanding. It had been a long day for her, saying her goodbyes to Tatsuki and the others, packing up the previous night, one last sleepover. Then the early start to get her stuff to the new apartment, unpack, make a lunch, then go to see Ichigo again. She had felt his presence for a moment there. It had become muted before he left, now that she was standing here in the building she remembered what it felt like. That time she had sought him out in that warehouse, he had been there but not, she had been forced to use her power to break the barrier. But what was she thinking, how would Kurosaki-kun be in that situation again? The building was well furnished and had a woman's touch, or more than one. Orihime slipped through another open door leading to room with two couches, one shower in the corner and a desk. She followed her sense of Kurosaki around the desk and came to a stop. She could sense him, sense him right here in front of her, but there was nothing. She leaned forward and down she could faintly see something etched into the wood. She used her finger to trace the outline of a circle...she stood up and took a breath, pausing to make sure that she felt Kurosaki's soul before her. His fire was as it had always been, warm, protective…. but there was something new, it had changed. She opened her eyes and set her will. Light flared around hairpins, her power at its most base was the rejection of phenomena. She used it for healing and defenses, as this came naturally, but just as she had pierced the barrier of the Vizards she was going to pierce whatever was between her and her friend. "I reject!" Four lights shot out from her hairpins, lines of orange intersecting like a door, and the space in between them vanished, forced out of reality by the godlike power of this sweet young girl. She stepped through without hesitation, pulling the part of her power she had used back to her as the door closed and new space filled it. She was somewhat surprised to step into...something like a stadium box. It had windows like a sports box, but each window had a different scene on it. There were comfortable looking chairs, a table with sandwich, stuff laid out with expensive looking healthy drinks in a tasteful display of ice art….and there were people. In fact she almost ran into a boy he was a few inches taller than her with blonde hair, a little messy, but not quite to the level of Kurosaki. He was staring at her, a sandwich half in his mouth, eyes wide as they flicked down to her chest before choking. The sound brought other eyes to her, people her age, many very beautiful, or, in the boy's case, about half as good looking as Kurosaki-Kun. She frowned in concern as he actually looked to be choking. "I reject." She said and orange light shrouded him, wiping what was choking him from existence. "Wa-wa-wa-what?" The boy fell back. Inoue gave them her best smile. "I am so sorry for the intrusion; I came here looking for Kurosaki-Kun." She had never seen a face fall so quickly as the boy she had saved "Of course you are." He muttered. There was a long pause as she noted the even more intense scrutiny of the tall blue haired girl and the dark haired one with the glasses. "Oh, right. Um, I'm Inoue Orihime, a friend of Kurosaki from his hometown." The girl with glasses blinked. "The transfer student." The girl closed her eyes and took a deep breath, making a motion with her hand which caused the others in the room to relax. "And I am Sona Sitri, Student Council President of Kuoh Academy." "Oh that means you're my new Kaichou, we did not have one of those back where I lived." She kept her smile. "And you are all not human, hmm." "You can just sense it, like he can." Sona asked. "Umm…." "What's your relationship with Ichigo?" The blue haired girl asked. "Tsubasa." Sona chided. "Childhood friends." Orihime replied. "Um," Reya said, "I think a better question is 'how did she get here', because it was not teleportation." Sona favored her with a smile. "That is most wise and correct." She nodded at Orihime. "Be welcome, Ms. Inoue, as a guest to this Rating Game viewing." "Oh, thank you." That was a relief, the window like screen shifted and...and there he was. Her heart soared at the sight of him armored, with a blade at his back. He was stepping away from a gorgeous girl, his face set as it always was when he fought. She could tell he cared about those behind him. "You got your powers back!" Tsubasa sighed loudly at her expression. "That's another one." Saji cursed under his breath. Sona turned back to look at Kurosaki-Kun, as did Tsubasa, and Inoue saw in their eyes what she saw in Rukia's eyes, they loved him. Just as she did, it made her heart hurt and soar to see it, to know his effect, to know who he was. "Please come sit down Ms. Inoue," Sona said, "We can watch from here and I will do my best to explain what is happening." Orihime noticed that the girl had pulled out what looked like a Bishop chess piece and set it on the table beside her. She walked over and gently sat at her side, finding the chair to be quite comfortable, but she could have been sitting on glass and she would have been comfortable because she could see him, she could feel him. He was still muffled somewhat, but whatever had changed he was still, at his core, the same, he was still their Guardian. 1 1 1 Zangetsu watched as the last bits of the gold chain fell out of his shoulder. Left behind was a pauldron of gold, the chain became molten as it slipped off the building. He followed it down watching it twist, as if a living thing. An internal light grew bright as they fell, as the metal pressed and ran, shifting into something else. They hit water level and the impact sent a shock of steam half way up the buildings. Zangetsu endured the sudden discomfort as he waited. The water rippled as something else rose from the water, and he just stared. He, Zangetsu, former shard of the Quincy King, was in shock. He understood….he understood what was happening, what had been copied from him. It was a secret only he truly knew, that the boy whom he served, wielded an incomplete tool. From the very beginning, from the first moment of awakening, the way it had happened, how it had continued. It had all been missing something, a core of power that all Shinigami possessed, save Ichigo Kurosaki. They called it Asauchi, the first and perhaps truest form of Zanpakuto. The first blade from which a soul shaped forth the being that would one day be the blade of their soul. It was something that Ichigo had never possessed, for He had always been with him, the piece of a greater being sent to protect. In truth, the part of him that was White stood as the being much closer to Ichigo Kurosaki's True Zanpakuto. Yet even he was missing the core, for there had never been one….until now. The golden katana that floated before him, the weapon formed by the Dead God and, as it had severed the connection to the Quincy King, so too was by this act was the severance of the link to the Soul King. He looked up at the sky which boiled as Ichigo Kurosaki spoke the words to draw him out, to awaken their power. 1 1 1 "I am the Guardian seeking domination and supremacy of the self." "I am that who rejects the infinite, I am he who denies the dream." "I shall become the Blade, before which fate and reason die." "And I shall take you to the heights of our shining future." "Engage, Zangetsu!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Armsmaster's Random Excuse Generator I'm a concerned citizen. I'm here to hand over a tinkertech honey badger that I found twerking. I'm a concerned citizen. I'm here to hand over a tinkertech bullet ant that I found setting up an online dating profile for Leviathan. I'm a concerned citizen. I'm here to report that Simurgh has been sighted in a seedy hotel room. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Ch. 100 of CmptrWz's Mauling Snarks on Sufficient Velocity. “Why wouldn’t I be calm?” Taylor asked, yawning in the middle. “It’s just the Nine.” Also from Ch. 100 of the above. Riley was crying as she watched some video, which was what had gotten Jacob’s attention. Due to her whole Bluetooth organ thing he couldn’t hear anything, so he wasn’t sure what the video was of. “What’s got you upset?” Jacob asked, poking Riley. “My ducks aren’t creepy enough,” Riley said, sniffling. Jacob wasn’t entirely sure how to take that. Why did Riley suddenly think that the sheer variety of things they’d done to the demonic duck speakers they’d collected wasn’t creepy enough? Well, he had a surefire way of figuring it out. “Why do you think that?” “Taylor’s is creepier.” Jacob blinked a couple of times, and then pulled his phone out when it dinged to indicate a message. Riley had sent him a video. Ok, that might explain things. Though the thing was a couple of hours long. It only took five minutes for him to be simultaneously elated that little Taylor could pull something like that off and dejected that she hadn’t joined the Nine. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Slightly modified from the A.N. of Ch 2 of Beastrider9's Biomass Effect. There is pride and then there is suicidal overconfidence. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote from Quincy Zangetsu Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate. From ch.20 of Quatermass' Parva Sub Ingenti Tyuule then fixed Harry with a stern look. "And Harry…don't do anything reckless." "…I'm about to face off against a Flame Dragon," Harry said flatly. "Define reckless." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Ch.3 of Yojimbra's Uzumaki Stubbornness. Kushina walked into the Anbu prison Kakashi following right behind her. "Don't you think this will only raise questions? You've only been Hokage for a day." "Look, it says I get to pick anybody I want to be my assistant and I kind of like the girl she reminds me of me," Kushina explained for the third time. "Besides, Yoshino said no, you're too flaky and we need you on the front line. And I'd like to have somebody I can trust being my assistant." "She worked for Orochimaru!" Kakashi lamented. He honestly didn't understand why he was the one that had to babysit their new Hokage. At Least Gai had been the one to fight her. "I used to be Orochimaru what's your point?" Kushina said nonchalantly. It was rather fun to tease people like that. Sadly Kakashi was not amused. "And this way she'll be someplace we can keep an eye on her and she won't be an official shinobi." "What if she poisons your ramen?" "I'm an Uzumaki." "What if she stabs you in your sleep?" "Why would I sleep in the office?" "What if she stabs you while you're awake?" "I gave birth, I can survive a stabbing." "What if she pisses off a delegate or a customer then." "I'm planning on that." "Why are you so stubborn?" "I'm an Uzumaki." At last Kushina arrived at the cell. "Hey there Tayuya, you want a job?" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Found this in ch. 2 of The Guarding Dark's SAGE EFFECT and couldn't resist. It is a little known fact that men can find a chair anywhere if they look long enough. A skill that was cultivated and passed down soon after the invention of department stores. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 2 of LoliBat's That Crazy Nut of a Teacher. Paparazzi are extremely annoying to deal with- like cockroaches, except worse. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Something I thought up during a discussion with Dis Lexic about his fic Outsider Chronicles: Monkey Business before he published it. When in doubt go with the cliches or classics, though if you think about it there's little difference in them at times. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 21 of The Emerald Rose By Dragon Ruler 06 "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn," Aster commented knowingly before jokingly adding on, "Especially when she cooks your meals." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.13 of Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm on AO3(now on FanFiction.net) Even better, Sunny was waiting by Taylor's bike when the last bell rang. She'd found a Frisbee, and the wolf was more than happy to find an open field to toss it around in. The canine was quite good at it, surging into somersaulting leaps and tossing the disc into the air. Then Taylor would run, and try to catch the toy. About a half hour into the game Taylor stopped and held her hands in a T. "Wait, wait, stop! Are we doing this backwards?" Sunshine chuffed. From ch.26 of Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm on AO3(now on FanFiction.net). Taylor cut off abruptly, a sudden rumble beneath the earth making her back up towards the line of heroes and villains behind her. Just in time, as another WOOOOOO~! heralded Sunny’s return, as the canine shot out of the ground on top of a geyser. The wolf jumped off her latest improbability and, panting, jumped into the embrace of an old cement birdbath instead. The water she’d dug up rained back down, prompting a surprised cry from Taylor as the drops hit her skin and left steam. “But that’s-- we’re on an aquifer, the nearest fault line is a hundred miles away, how--” Whatever Armsmaster was saying, Taylor stopped listening, as several things all at once began to make sense. All those times she wandered off, only to come back covered in dirt, or mud, or concrete dust… “Sunny.” Taylor said, very calmly. “Did you… for months…” She had to take a breath. She heard Lung making a choking noise beside her, as the ‘cratered’ property values of the ABB territories steadily clicked upwards. “Sunny, did you wipe out the Empire, dig a hundred miles or so of tunnels, and then manipulate Lung into buying up the street… SO YOU COULD OWN A HOT SPRING?!” Lounging on her back in the birdbath, which was filling with steaming water from the mineral rain, tossed her head. ‘Mmmmmbark.’ There was a moment of silence, as Taylor processed this and everyone else quietly mourned the death of rationality. “So I brought out some sake from Sunny’s stash, does anyone want to--” Lung had already turned around and taken three steps before she could finish. “Yes.” xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The entirety of the Ch. 49 Omake Needs Ketchup from mp3.1415player's Taylor Varga(Which as of 7/28/2019 has 361 chapters posted on FanFiction.net, that includes omakes by the way). Dragon looked at the email in her silicon mindscape, her virtual mouth slightly open, then produced something that in an organic would have been a stunned blink of shock. "What?" she asked herself. Checking the source of the email, she rapidly ran into the problem that it had come through the same untraceable heavily encrypted remailer service that Leet had used to contact Armsmaster. Even she couldn't penetrate it, and was hesitant to try, as the protections were ferocious and whoever was behind it had made it abundantly clear that they took a very dim view of hackers. Demonstrations had been made. People didn't try any more. The ones that had lived, anyway. Deciding that was a dead end, she re-read the email again, virtually shaking her head, then called Colin. He needed to see this. When the Tinker answered, his face on a simulated screen in her mindscape, she put a puzzled expression on her avatar's face. "I got an email just now," she began. "I assume you get a lot of them," he replied, seeming somewhat distracted. Curious, she checked and found he was reviewing the sonar scans of the bottom of the bay they'd made, specifically the one showing the enormous apparently hand-written capital letter K, done in a fancy calligraphic style. It was something she tried not to think about. "I do. This one is… different." "How?" he asked, looking more directly at the camera for a moment. "It's the only email I ever received from a sea serpent complaining that my probes taste bad," she replied with a sigh of mixed disbelief and resignation. His head snapped around to meet her simulated eyes with his real ones, shock in them. "What?" he yipped, his voice higher than normal. "Look," she said, sending him the email, which appeared instantly on one of his monitors via the link he allowed her to his systems. He read it with a growing expression of confusion. To: Dragon Hi, Dragon! I love the name! Anyway, I was out for a nice swim a little while ago and someone kept throwing a little annoying machine at me, so I had to eat it in the end. It didn't taste very good. Titanium has a bitter aftertaste and the batteries were a little sour, although they were also nicely tingly. Overall I'd give it about two out of five, edible but wouldn't recommend to a friend. Sorry, but that's what I think. I know you'll be disappointed in that rating. When I found out it was your machine, I thought I should contact you and let you know, so you could make any newer models taste better. Don't get me wrong, it was nice and crunchy, very fresh, the texture was fine, but the taste… Meh. I'm sure you can do better. Everyone knows you're the best. If you will accept a suggestion, perhaps you could put some Tabasco sauce inside it? My sister says that stuff is really nice and I'd love to try it. Or ketchup. I'm told crunchy things go well with ketchup. Well, I can't spend all day chatting, I have all sorts of things to do, and the rest of the family wants a go on the computer, so I'll just be off. Thanks for listening. And if you do send any more little machines my way, remember the taste. Thanks. Have a nice day! PS, I sent you a picture a friend of mine took, I thought you might like one. I signed it and everything. Bye. Umihebi Dragon watched her best friend's eyes moving back and forth as he read the email. When he finished, he blinked a few times, then read it again. His face was completely blank although she could see a small vein in his forehead pulsing a little. "Umihebi?" he asked after a long pause. "It literally means sea serpent. I think it's meant as a joke." "Is this email some sort of joke as well?" Wordlessly she put the photo that had been attached to the email up on his monitor, the man recoiling in shock and squeaking a little in a very un-Colin-like way. He stared at the absolutely huge reptilian creature which was shown posing with its head resting on what they both recognized as the grounded tanker at the mouth of the Brockton Bay harbor, taken at night with a powerful flash, the skyline of the city visible behind it, and the Rig itself to one side, nicely framed. It was a very good picture. The creature that was lying half submerged, the front half or so still being nearly a hundred feet long, dark scales glistening with water where they were draped across the bow of the ship, was giving the camera what seemed to be meant as a smile. More huge teeth were visible than any normal person would find even slightly reassuring, and webbed forelegs were holding in enormous hands a huge sign written in the same neatly calligraphed lettering that they'd seen before, 'Welcome to Brockton Bay, home of The Family.' The sign looked like it was made from the side of one of the ships from the graveyard, carefully torn off by brute force, while the letters were incised into the metal with some horrifically sharp implement, which Dragon strongly suspected was one of the several-foot-long talons on the hands. The creature looked oddly cheerful in a somewhat Lovecraftian way. The head was very familiar. They'd seen a nice high definition video of it in action very recently. The eyes were definitely the same as Raptaur's. The expression was still one of intelligent amusement. Armsmaster stared at the picture for a long time, then closed his eyes and swallowed a couple of times. When he opened them, it was still there. "I don't think it's a joke, Colin." "Why is this happening?" he sighed. "I have no idea. Nor do I have any idea how the hell that thing can use a computer." Another input pinged for her attention. She momentarily checked it, then rolled virtual eyes, almost amused. "But it can. Umihebi just created a PHO account and used that image as proof of status. The forums are going a little… weird." "Oh, god," he mumbled. "Can I move up there with you? Brockton Bay is getting too strange for me." As she was thinking of a suitable response other than "Yes, please, Colin," he looked to the side, then sighed again. "What is it?" she asked. "Passive sonar alert. I put a filter on the microphones to log if anything in the water produced patterned sounds that weren't mechanical." "What does it sound like?" she asked curiously. He glanced at her, then off camera, before with visible reluctance reaching out to operate a switch. They listened. Slightly metallic music sounded through the lab, and across the link to Dragon, sounding like it was made by some enormous unseen hand hitting some huge metal structure rhythmically, with higher notes caused by smaller objects being shaken. She had a fairly good idea that it was the tanker being used as an instrument. A bass voice started singing. "Oh, yeah… Oh, yeah!" They listened to the performance for a while, before Colin silently flipped the switch again. "Yello." Dragon commented. "It's moved on from sea shanties." "Fuck my life," Colin muttered, dropping his head to the desk. "Hey, it could be worse." "How?" "It's not the 'Jaws' theme," she laughed, before disconnecting, leaving him looking worried. Wondering idly if he'd ever go in a boat again, she read the email one final time, then placed an order for a dozen bottles of Tabasco sauce. Just in case. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HK-47 quotes from ch. 11 of Vimesenthusiast's A Horse For the Force "Irritated grumble: why is there no one around when I am feeling witty?"-HK-47 "Gleeful announcement: Ho lovely, my favorite type of environment, a target rich one!"-HK-47 HK-47 quotes from Wookieepedia "You're just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?" ―Revan, to HK-47, about his dead masters "Droids tend to blend into the background, like a bench or a card table. Mockery: Droid, fetch this. Droid, translate that. Droid, clean out the trash compactor. Part of the love of my function comes when the ‘furnishings’ pull out tibanna-powered rifles and point them at the owners' heads." "Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?" Revan: "But I'm not your master." HK-47: "Qualification: You are my master, master. Did you not purchase me legitimately? Am I stolen goods? Shall I report myself to the authorities?" Revan: "Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you..." HK-47: "Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master." Revan: "Models of your type? What type is that?" HK-47: "Evasion: Oh... the illegal kind of model, master... you know..." Revan: "There are legal requirements for illegal models?" HK-47: "Answer: More than there are for legal models, apparently. That is meatbag logic for you." ―Revan and HK-47[src] HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is very illegal or just a little illegal?" Revan: "What's the difference?" HK-47: "Answer: About 20 years, master." ―Revan and HK-47 HK-47 quotes from Darthipedia Angry statement: If I see one more meatbag attempt to attack a Jedi with a blaster pistol, I'll kill him myself!"-HK-47 "Clarification: When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."―HK-47 "Philosophical pondering: I think that the Maker, in creating Humanity, somewhat overestimated his ability."―HK-47 "Critique: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months."―HK-47 "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." ―HK-47 "Commentary: A lie can travel halfway around the galaxy while the truth is putting on its shoes." ―HK-47 "Commentary: You can't say that civilization don't advance, Master. In every war, they kill you in a new way." ―HK-47 "Definition: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." ―HK-47 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 3 of Ol' Pappy's Green Eyes. She wasn't even going to acknowledge the 'Sirius' pun. Violetta had the feeling that somewhere down the line, whether it was because of his Black blood or Azkaban, Sirius' funny bone broke and healed the wrong way. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 2 of PixelWriter1's Desperately Seeking Ranma(98 chapters as of May 22, 2016 since Dec 10, 2013; be prepared for a long read, especially since a single chapter in some cases can take at least two hours to read). There was also the fact that no collateral damage was created, no one had ever seen or heard anything other than some nasty screaming, and in any case it was a lot less bother than random demon attacks, which some wards still suffered from. These wards, when they became aware of what had happened to certain unsavoury individuals, began rather wishing that whoever or whatever was behind that would turn their attention to demons. They were certain to cause less trouble than those bloody magical girls, who still didn't seem to realise that destroying an entire street and hospitalising a dozen people for shock at each demonic encounter was heading into definite overkill territory. Finishing with the vacuum cleaner Nabiki put it away in the cupboard, then began cleaning the table and generally tidying up. She'd become quite good at household tasks, something she'd long felt was beneath her, partly due to circumstances and partly out of belated respect for her vanished elder sister. The brunette still held out hope that Kasumi would one day walk through the door and didn't want her to come into the house she'd run so well for so long to find it a mess. Finishing with the living room and moving into the kitchen she looked around with a snort. "Some cleaning, Akane," she mumbled under her breath, picking up a pan and looking at the crud caked on it with disgust. The younger sister had obviously snuck in and tried her hand at cooking once more, despite the threats from both Nabiki and Nodoka at what would happen if she did that again. There were only so many times you could chase chicken teriyaki around the garden with a shovel before you decided that enough was enough, after all. Grumbling, Nabiki reached for the hammer and cold chisel they kept in the drawer for just such an occasion, viciously chipping whatever it was off the sides of the pan, wincing as it sparked. She continued musing on the whole Ranma affair. The most unexpected thing about the Amazons in her opinion was Cologne. The old woman, lead elder of the tribe, seemed to prefer being as far away from that tribe as possible. The young woman had never quite summoned up the nerve to ask her outright but it seemed likely that the reasons Shampoo and Mousse had for staying in Japan applied to the elder as well. Certainly she seemed to find modern appliances very useful, and apparently enjoyed running a noodle restaurant. While Nabiki had no doubt that she was still as devious as ever behind the scenes the old girl seemed to have contentedly settled into a certain routine. A few times she'd gone back to China for a couple of weeks, once or twice taking Shampoo with her, but always reappeared. The tribe itself still seemed to want Ranma found and Nabiki suspected that Cologne was using that desire to give herself a convenient excuse to stick around in Nerima. Finishing with the pan she dropped it into a plastic bucket, then half-filled it with water. Retrieving a bottle of hydrochloric acid, normally used for cleaning particularly stubborn drains, from under the sink, she poured a generous amount into the bucket, leaning back from the cloud of purple vapour that rose from the bubbling contents accompanied by a hissing sound. "Purple? That's new. What the hell was she cooking with, ink?" The smell was appalling so she held a hand over her mouth and picked the bucket up with the other one, quickly carrying it out into the back garden. The fumes subsided after ten minutes or so, during which she finished with the rest of the dishes. Reclaiming the bucket she carefully lifted the stainless steel pan out, half-expecting to find it full of holes. Or possibly transmuted into gold. In fact it was as shiny as if it was brand new. "Damn. If I could find out how she made that stuff we could sell it as a heavy-duty cleaner," she muttered, rinsing off the pan and inspecting it. While she was looking at it and marvelling at how clean it was there was a tired little squelching noise from behind her, making her turn just in time to see the bucket collapse into a soft mess of dissolved plastic and spill it's contents all over the floor. Luckily the mix of acid and whatever Akane had cooked up seemed to have expended it's activity, so it only left a nasty black-blue puddle rather than a hole. Nabiki sighed heavily and went to find the mop. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.3 of NPP-VI's Rise of the Seven Dragons. Ranma turned and posed as a click was heard from the bushes. Usagi looked up from her lunch, "Ranma, what are you doing?" The boy shrugged. "That weird Hikaru Gosunkugi kid keeps taking my picture; I'm just making sure he gets some good ones." "Oh, is that why he's been hanging around the house for the past couple of days?" Akane queried. Usagi sighed, "Probably… Ranma, stop encouraging him, this feels like a setup." "Relax Usa, there's nobody in this town who can take me in a fight." "There wasn't in China either." "I… yeah, fine, whatever." "So what are we going to do?" Akane interjected. Ranma laughed. "You're asking me? Fighting Gosunkugi isn't exactly a good idea, the guy's nowhere close to being a martial artist." Usagi nodded, grinning wryly. "So we wait it out for now, get ready for anything?" The nod was returned. "And when anything comes, anything goes." A tumbleweed rolled by. "How long have you been waiting to use that Ranma?" "Well, Usa taught me what a pun was when we met three years back, so…" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 68 of theaceoffire's Core Threads Hedwig was... less than happy. She had sent away her court. They had been doing well, gaining control over the mailing system of the wizards with little to no objection. And then her minion decided to conquer a planet. How does one outdo that? Then he basically became a god. By accident. She grumbled as she turned back to her... tree? Home, certainly. It was on Drake Island, of course. And after her minion created Windy, the two women had become quick friends. Not that Windy would betray Hedwig's confidence. For some reason the strange woman found Hedwig's goals humorous. Then again, while her minion had become a deity, she had... changed. Her feathers had used to be white. Now they almost glowed, every imperfection or flaw fixed. Her vision was astonishing, her hearing impeccable, a flick of a wing could rip a tree of its leaves if she so chose. Which meant she could hear EVERYTHING her court was saying. They had quickly dropped from tolerable to mind-pecking unbearable in an hour. Which Windy had ALSO found hilarious. As she felt the rage at being a source of humor build again, she glared at a random squirrel a mile or so away. She just felt... too ANGRY to bother hunting it, but she was hungry. Suddenly the rage hit some internal peak, some unknown level never felt by bird kind. Her vision focused on that bloody noisy squirrel and his delectable annoying nut-obsessed body that SHOULD be clutched in her glorious talons but was INSTEAD being used to move that tiny pin-brain around in circles and RAHAHGH! Windy stopped laughing. Hedwig lost all anger. Slowly, the crispy squirrel fell off the branch. If birds could smirk, Hedwig would have sent shivers down Windy's spine. Dark Mistress Hedwig Potter had heat vision. All was right in the world. ~~~Core Threads~~~ Harry tried not to groan, but Windy was standing behind him. Not teasing him for once, but somehow having her hover there obviously not sure whether or not to bother him was really, really annoying. Setting down the current paving stone, he turned his head. "Yes Windy?" She was pushing her index fingers together, wearing... a school girl outfit? Bad thoughts, no. Still adorable, just wrong kind of adorable. No woman with her figure should wear girl clothing. Windy took a deep breath. "So... you know how you said I should give you some time to relax?" Don't face palm. Harry nodded. "Yes." She swayed a little. "And... And you said I should only bring up something if it was really important for a bit?" He sighed, putting down his current work. "Yes, Yes I do." She looked away. "Uh... You know what Hedwig's been doing?" He blinked. "My Owl?" Nod. Harry thought back. "I think she wanted to dominate the avian world or something. I was a bit concerned when she wanted an evil looking cloak, but... well, she was just so adorable in it." He made a gesture toward his face. "Had a little cowl and everything. Never wanted to hug an owl before, but she was just precious." Windy shifted. "Well, she got a power up when you did, thankfully no pain though." He gaped. "Is... Is she a god-owl?" He paused, then frowned. "An Gowl? Or Owd? Huh. She didn't turn into a harpy or something, did she?" Windy shook her head. "No, other than the lasers she's just a pretty owl." Harry picked up his work and returned to carving. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 24 of Soleneus' The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater. "Arrgh! Why isn't it working?!" A tree exploded into splinters as Naruto punched it full-strength. He growled angrily as the trunk creaked loudly and fell over with a crash. "Okay, it was kind of funny the first dozen times, but seriously," Alduin chimed in. "You're trying to light yourself on fire, yes?" "Yes…" The younger dragon hissed aloud. "So, you're trying to become a body of fire, radiating light and heat, yes?" "Yes!" Alduin paused incredulously. "And what would you call a body of fire, radiating light and heat?" Naruto frowned tilting his head back to look up at the sun. "A Flame…Atronach?" "Aww, thank you!" Ember giggled playfully, blowing kisses at him from within his mind. "What? N-no, that's not-well, yeah, I mean it's technically true, but what-what is a body of fire? And it's not something magical!" The World-Eater growled, feeling a migraine coming on. "For as smart as you can be, you are goddamned dumb at times…" The younger Dragon tapped his chin, thinking hard. "Are you saying I have to think like the corpse of someone who angered a dragon?" Alduin opened his mouth to deny, only to work his jaw soundlessly. "I-I don't…No! Look at the back of your * hand!" "What does that have to do with…?" Naruto looked down at his hand, where the Dawnbreaker was sealed into a white sun. "…The Sun…oh. Oh!" "FINALLY!" The World-Eater cried. "Yes, the SUN!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 9 of Quatermass' Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, An Ashikabi's Life for Me. We managed to make our way back home with little trouble. On the way home, I took the time to call Homura and tell him we managed to rescue Musubi from Hikari and Hibiki. As far as I could tell, Musubi wasn't showing the typical signs of reacting, and considering I already had a fairly large crew already, if she was going to react, it probably would have happened by now. So we were going to bring Musubi back to Maison Izumo, and figure out what to do from there. I called Miya with words to that effect. We soon made it back, with Miya waiting. "Welcome back, 'Captain'," she said with a welcoming smile, though it was a cheeky one, given the way she said 'captain'. "I see we have yet another stray." And then, the damned monkey clambered up onto her shoulder and emitted a chittering shriek at me. Oh dear Calypso, she had actually tamed it. "Umm, yes, Fleet Admiral," I said. "May I present to you Number 88, Musubi." "It's good to meet you, Musubi," Miya said with a welcoming smile. "Me too!" Musubi cheered. "Well, it's nice to see someone enthusiastic come here. But I will need to remind you, Musubi, that no violence is permitted within these walls. If you wish to fight beyond a friendly spar, you will take it off the property. A number of Sekirei, Unwinged and Winged, live here under my aegis, and I will not tolerate them coming to any harm. Am I understood?" And there she went, leaking that damned aura of hers again. Not quite letting the Hannya out to play, but certainly at stage one of her intimidation technique. "I understand!" Musubi said. "Good. In addition, no lewd activities shall be undertaken of any kind, save between married couples. Am I understood?" "Umm, what does 'lewd' mean?" Musubi asked, cocking her head. As Kazehana and Matsu approached, apparently eager to address these shortcomings in Musubi's knowledge, Miya looked at them sharply, before she said, "Perhaps I should discuss this in private with Musubi." "Deprive us of our entertainment, why don't you?" I muttered mutinously, only for Miya to bring her attention to me. And yep, Old Faithful the Hannya mask peeked out from behind her. And to my amusement, the monkey saw it, did a double take, leapt off her shoulder with a shriek, and landed, sprawling, on the ground, before skittering into the house chittering the simian equivalent of Oh shit oh shit oh shit! Ah, good times. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch. 14 of Thayerblue1's Naruto: Curse of the Ryugan. Natsume Clan Home Naruto and the girls were standing around a new fuinjutstu tag that Naruto created. He had it set up in the entryway near the steps leading upstairs. "What does this thing do again nii-san?" asked Hanabi curiously. "It repels things?" Naruto nodded. "I call it a repulsor tag. The idea is if you wear it a field would activate and it would push kunai and shuriken away from you. It can be aimed so I have it angled towards me." He held up a rubber ball. "I'm going to toss this ball at it and if it works right it should repel the ball back towards me." "Cool!" said Aya. "So you could attach it to armor for extra protection." "Exactly right Aya-chan." said Naruto as he activated the seal on the floor. "Here we go!" Naruto lightly tossed the ball at the tag and it came to a halt in the air for a split second before it sent the ball rocketing back towards Naruto at terminal velocity and hit him square in the chest. The impact sent him tumbling up the stairs, down the hall and head first into the hamper full of clothes. Maya and Hinata cried out "Naruto-kun!" and Aya and Hanabi stared completely dumbfounded at what they'd just witnessed. That's when they heard Hanako Obaa-chan cracking up with laughter upstairs. "Hahaha! I have to say I've seen people falldown stairs Naruto-kun, but not up them! And you landedperfectly headfirst in the dirty clothes! Bwahaha! You made my morning." Naruto groaned and moved his legs a little (they were the only part sticking out of the hamper). Hanabi was shocked to hear her Obaa-chan laughing so uproariously (Usually a little dignified chuckle was all you'd get out of her). Hinata and Maya deactivated the seal and went upstairs to make sure their Naruto-kun was alright. Hinata turned to Hanako. "Hanako Obaa-chan! I cannot believe you are laughing when Naruto-kun could be severely injured!" Hanako was still getting her laughter under control. "Don't be ridiculous Hinata-chan! (guffaw) Naruto-kun is as durable as a piece of granite. He's fine. You two girls just fish him out of the hamper. I haven't laughed this hard in years! Bwahaha!" Naruto just muttered, "I can just feel the love coming from you Obaa-chan…." to which Hanako just chortled some more. As it turned out Naruto was unhurt though shaken up a bit. Hinata and Maya fussed over him for a while anyway though. As for the repulsor tag….it was back to the drawing board for that one…. From ch.4 of Thayerblue1's Naruto: Trapped Under Ice After eating they hit the road for Konoha. Naruto was soon talking to his resident furry partner Kurama. "I'm telling you Naruto, the Hyūga girl has already staked her claim. This foreign woman is trying to do the same. I foresee one almighty catfight coming up." 'What are you talking about Kurama? I'm sure Hinata-chan and Esdeath-chan would make great friends.' said Naruto. 'I mean they are both quiet and turn red a lot….and they both pretty and have beautiful blue hair. They have so much in common. I'm sure they'll hit it off easily.' "I'm talking about territorialism here Naruto." said Kurama with a sigh. He felt a migraine coming on. "You DO understand the concept don't you? You know; when females get territorial." "I understand territories fine Kurama." said the blonde. "Fire Country is a territory; Lightning Country is a territory, Wind Country is a territory…." "Exactly. And what happens when one country marches into another country's territory Naruto?" asked the fox hoping to get through to his totally oblivious partner. "Well, generally it's a declaration of war." stated Naruto after thinking for a minute. "Hopefully it can be diverted through diplomacy. I still don't see what this has to do with Hinata-chan and Esdeath-chan though." "Females who are territorial declare wars on each other ALL THE TIME Naruto." said Kurama as if he was talking to a slow child. "When your Mother Kushina claimed your Father as her territory she started thrashing any woman that even LOOKED at Minato with a hint of lust. I'm telling you it WASN'T pretty." 'Of course she was totally oblivious that Minato was head over heels in love with her for years….Oh gods; history is repeating itself! It must be an Uzumaki thing!' "Kurama, it isn't like Esdeath-chan is planning to invade Hinata-chan's house." laughed Naruto. "Don't be silly. There are no territorial disputes going on." (Would've added the next paragraph, but as I'm trying to keep what I put on my profile at a T rating and I believe that would stop since I can't censor without loosing what makes it funny.) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Part of Harry's thought from OtakuForLife13's Earth King's Heir ch. 4 Curiosity never killed the cat, stupidity framed it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Found this on the Blue and Orange Morality page of T.V. Tropes and thought it funny. Ye who walk with the Path of Bacon shall be with dinner blessed. Yet ye who follow the Way of Necktie shall be for dinner dressed. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.10 of wordhammer's Holly Polter(When I first read the title I thought it said Potter instead of Polter). Before Molly could yell at him, Ron had bolted up from the table with an emphatic "Gyahh!" Grabbing a heavy pan from a hook on the wall, he smacked it flat against the table and his chair several times in a panic. He added a last smack with the pan before tossing it to the table, then stumbling back against the wall and breathing like he'd just run in from Devonshire. Everyone stared at him in shock. "Biggest bloody spider I seen since Aragog just jumped onto my arm!" Harry gave him a look, then lurched forward to lift up the pan- stuck to the bottom was a black tarry form, squished flat. The mass of it slid off the bottom of the pan to land on the table, spreading into a thick pool like spilled paint. "That... was Holly." Ron gaped like a fish, looking between Harry, the table, Molly herself, Hermione- anyone that might not hate him at that moment. It was then that a thin black tendril rose from the center of the mass, reaching over to an empty white butter dish. One word was drawn on the plate before the tendril retracted back to the puddle. 'Ow!' Sirius sputtered into laughing. The black liquid drew together into a ball, then extended six protrusions that eventually formed into a head, four clawed limbs and a long thin tail. The tail swept over the plate, taking away the existing writing and substituting, 'really, ouch.' Arthur said, "Eh, Harry, are you saying that this... intriguing creature is your friend, Holly?" Harry nodded. "I already said she's a spirit with a physical form. Pretty durable one, too. D'you think the Headmasters would let Peeves live if they could get rid of him?" He shared a wink with Sirius, who was still cackling. On the table appeared new words; 'Dumbledore might.' The rest joined Sirius in his laughter. The Sounding Stone was brought down from Sirius' room along with a page of parchment. For the remainder of the evening they were reacquainted with Holly in a form that most agreed seemed much less provocative than she used to be. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.8 of Nemesis13's The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings As the weekend sped by and her house warmed to her slightly Lilly had her first class in the magical world, it ended up each period was a combined course with one of the other houses and more often than not Slytherin was paired with Gryffindor. Now, her Maruader side, the one that enjoyed a bit of chaos found this amusing, the part of her that was a brutally pragmatic Dark Lady in the making found it very trying. As they followed Professor Sprout's instructions on dealing with the weeds from hell a few things became apparent, as intelligent and cunning as Draco and Blaise were, plants trumped them, and as awkward as Neville could be he was born with a green thumb. So breaking off from the other snakes she partenered up with her god brother and the small blonde girl working with him, after a time the bespectacled Gryffindor cleared her throat and addressed Lilly. "So, I have to ask, why is it that everyone seems to hold so much reverence for you?" Staring the girl down a moment Lilly shrugged than clarified if the girl was muggle-born or not, getting an affirmative she then explained the wizarding wars and her supposed part in it; after she finished the blonde remained quiet as they continued to prepare the planting bed. After a time she asked, "So let me get this straight, wizard Hitler apprenticed wizard Stalin to himself during World War II, wizard Hitler was than defeated by a guy who was a combination Wizard Churchill and Nelson who also happens to be our Headmaster. Than wizard Stalin tries to start a genocidal revolution and ends up dying after murdering your parents and now everyone thinks you're wizard Jesus and they haven't grasped the fact you resent it yet?" Lillith stared at her blankly for a few seconds than promptly fell on her backside laughing, the rest of the class watched her in confusion as she completely lost control of her facilities. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Ch.14 of Contramancer's Amber and Emerald. Harry's name was sufficient for Festergrip to kick their request up few levels, and the tale he'd been invited to hear was sufficient, by goblin traditions, for him to remain 'in the loop', as it were. He was by no means the only goblin involved now. There were five others in the room, and two humans. One was the curse-breaker who'd shown such promise in their Egyptian branch, one Bill Weasley, who'd requested, and received, a temporary transfer to assist with a family emergency. When Harry and the Grangers entered the room, he looked around. He'd had a little time for himself and Hermione to read the etiquette of this situation, and something was nagging at his mind. "Excuse me, Teller Festergrip," he said. "I wish to consult as to a point of etiquette with someone born to it, if I may." As the goblin teller moved closer, the messy-haired wizard realised what was nagging at him. "Teller," he asked, "I've read that promotions in your society are rare and grueling, and take at least a decade to go through. Is my information correct?" "It is," Festergrip replied, uncertain why the young wizard was asking. "Have there been any such promotions in the past year?" "There have not, but why is the information relative?" "A few moments, teller, as I would hate to be mistaken and offend your nation, clan or person. Is the rank of cart-goblin sufficient to attend this meeting, or am I likely to need to go to my vault today?" Truly curious now, Fester grip answered the youngster. "No, and if you did, we would send for one then." "Last question, I promise, but it's the big one." Harry said. "Why is Griphook, the goblin who took me to my vault last year, present in the chamber?" Looking around, Festergrip saw what the young wizard meant. "That's not Griphook, Mr Potter." It was as well to assume the lad was truthful until he was proven a liar, even if they did have preparations in place for that situation. That is Lawmaster Gripsack, an in-clan cousin if I remember correctly. They do look alike. He is part of the legal team currently assigned to the Potter estate, for financial law and as goblin liaison. The young woman over there is his partner, Miss Meredith Twist, she handle what your Ministry calls criminal and wizarding law." A snort of laughter escaped Michael Granger. As all attention in the chamber settled on him, the man explained. "I don't think most muggle lawyers would so open about their legal strategy. I mean, Gripsack and Twist? Ouch." Every male in the room winced as their minds caught up to Michael's. From Ch.33 of Contramancer's Amber and Emerald. As the Gryffindors and Slytherins of their year walked into the Defence classroom, they were greeted by a very odd sight. Completely ignoring the sturdy railing that was set aside as a perch for it, and choosing instead to cling to the high back of the Professor's chair, was a truly massive bird, an eagle, standing three feet tall and splintering the polished and sturdy oak in its talons like balsa. As the class stopped and stared, the eagle turned, raising and opening the hooked beak that drew their gaze inevitably away from its talons, and keened at them, a long, high cry that made them all very glad they weren't rabbits. As the bird of prey mantled, and ruffled its dark brown, almost black, feathers into place again, settling the six or seven foot wingspan as it fixed them with its gaze, the teacher himself emerged from his office at the back of the classroom. "Don't mind Antilles there," he said in a broad Australian drawl, "He's just a big old softie." Ron goggled a little, as the afore-named Antilles shifted his balance, casually splintering wood that would have held Hagrid's weight with his claws. His response forced it way out, to both his own mortification and the general amusement of the class. "Soft? Compared to what? Flippin' granite?" Chuckling at Ron's outburst, the teacher waved them to take their seats as he stepped over to open a window. As the massive bird swept through the opening into the outside sky, Hermione made a connection... "That's a Wedge-tailed Eagle, isn't it?" she asked, as the shaven-headed man turned back to face them. "And you're a Star Wars fan." The last was a statement. "Indeed," the teacher replied. "The wedge-tail is one of the eagles native to Australia, and his tail feathers are quite distinctive. As for the other, how do you conclude that?" Hermione glanced towards the window. "Why else would you name a Wedge, Antilles?" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.10 of T. E. Tanglebrooke's Harry Potter and the Children of Change. Dan and Emma Granger watched their daughter rip into her presents with great enthusiasm. She had changed so much in her time at Hogwarts. She didn't have any friends at her old school and became very quiet and reserved. When they picked her up from the train station she was with a girl who had pink hair. After a very animated farewell between the two of them Hermione spent the whole ride home talking about her friends. The pink haired girl, Tonks, and a boy named Harry seemed to have a great impact on their little girl. When they saw how many gifts she got from this boy they decided that they would have to meet him as soon as they could. She received a beginners guide to something called 'Occlumency', a wand holster, a bag of wizarding candies, including to their amusement, tooth flossing mints. "I don't get it." Hermione said as she held up Harry's last gift to her, a large wooden letter E. (IF YOU DON"T GET IT READ THE FIC) HPCOC "A hat?" Tonks said holding up a bubblegum pink hat with a black ribbon around it that had 'NYM' embroidered in the same shade of pink. It was her last gift from Harry, she also got a copy of the occlumency guide, a wand holster, and a variety of muggle junk food. Ted Tonks started laughing at her look of confusion. "It is a fedora dear." "A fedora, that says 'Nym'" Tonks raised an eyebrow, then groaned. "A Nym fedora." She glared at her parents while they laughed, then smiled and put her hat on and went back to opening her presents. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.19 of JGResidentEvil's Uchiha Heiress Remix Kyubi was distracted by one thing, the curry. He continued to glare at it with curiosity. "Heh, I bet I could handle this. It can't be that spicy for a demon like me." He cockily muttered as he ate some of it. Hiashi and Hinata sweat-dropped at the sight of the entire Hyuga council jaws dropped to the ground. Hinata then turned to her father. "Were you really the only member of the Hyuga clan to know about Satsuki-chan?" She bluntly asked. Hiashi sighed with a nod. "Yes, yes I was." "THIS IS PERPOSTEROUS HIASHI!" One of the elderly Hyuga members yelled out as everyone picked up their jaws. "YOU EXPECT US ALL TO BELIEVE THAT THE LAST UCHIHA WAS A FEMALE THIS ENTIRE TIME!" Hiashi nodded as looked at them all. "Yes, it was a secret that was kept by the shinobi council when-" "HOOOOOOOT!" The entire heard a deep voice yell out, only Hinata wincing as she recognize it. "SPICY! SPICY! HOLY KAMI THAT'S FRICKIN HOT AS HELL!" The entire council ran outside to see a tiny orange-red blur bounce through the entire village, destroying some property as they heard multiple swears from it as it started coming toward their direction. Confused, Hiashi used his Byakugan along with other members of the clan as thy gasped at the sight. "Is that?" Hinata chuckled with a sweat-drop, Byakugan also activated. "Yup, it's the Kyubi." The rest of the of the members of the clan looked at Hinata with disbelief. "WHAT!?" Hinata then started to explain the situation with the Kyubi. Naruto and Satsuki were chasing after Kyubi after he rushed outside, breaking the window. "Shit, I didn't think that the Kyubi couldn't handle spicy food!" Naruto said as he had come to terms with it eating Satsuki's curry. Satsuki panted as ran beside her's and Hinata's fiancé. "Yeah, who would've thought!?" She jokingly started to chuckle as she saw Kyubi head for the Hyuga compound. "Oh boy, it's heading for Nata-chan's place!" "Then we better get there quick!" Naruto replied as they continued to the Hyuga Compound. The Hyuga clan looked the strange sight, The Kyubi rummaging through the fridge as he chugged bottle after bottle of milk while Hinata pet his ear. "Well. . .this is awkward. . ." Hiashi started. Hinata sweat-dropped as she continued petting. "Uh Kyubi, what exactly happened? Why were you screaming your head off and swearing?" Kyubi just finished his fourth bottle of milk as he started gasping for breath. "Curry. . .really. . . spicy. . .curry. . ." At that moment, most of the Hyuga clan members, including Hiashi face-faulted, all thinking one question in mind. "The Kyubi can't handle spicy food?" Everyone heard panting when they saw Naruto and Satsuki come in. "Geez Kyubi, you really over-react." Naruto said, trying to catch his breath before looking at Hinata. "Morning Hinata-chan, sorry for this." Hinata chuckled as she went over and pecked him on the lips. "It's alright," She then went to his ear. "Father told the rest of the clan about Satsuki-chan, so they all know about her." She then saw Naruto nodded as they separated and held each others hands. Satsuki went over to the Kyubi, grabbed him, and cuddled him into her breasts. "Sorry for that, I didn't think you wouldn't be able to handle the spiciness." Ignoring the perverted chuckling, she continued squeezing him into her breasts and pet his head. "Meh, I'm alright," Kyubi started. "Seriously though, that was spicy! I hadn't experience anything like that since the Yonbi dared me to eat a lava rock. . .never again. . ."He shivered as he then started to hear giggling from Satsuki."Don't even ask why that monkey dared me to do that. . ." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Ch.25 of fg7dragon's Naruto Chaos Mage "At any rate, we have a lot to do before that." Sarutobi broke the silence. "Such as waking up your mother, Naruto-kun." "Yeah, she should be safe by now." Naruto agreed and led the others to where Kushina lay wrapped in the seal tags. After checking to see if everything was in order, he snapped his fingers and the seals ignited and were quickly consumed by crimson flames, leaving behind a completely healthy Kushina. Slowly, she opened her eyes and, after seeing Naruto she smacked him, sending him flying. "That's for sealing a demon in our son!" Kushina said in an annoyed voice. "Honestly Minato, don't you ever think things through?" "Um… Kushina?" Sarutobi asked. "What?" she snapped before looking at the old man and her eyes widened in recognition. "Saru, you're dead too? Well, I can't say I'm surprised, you old bag of bones!" she said cheerfully, causing the old Kage' eyes to twitch and the others to snigger. "Oh, and Ero-Sennin too! What woman killed you? Was it Tsunade?" suddenly Sarutobi was laughing and Jiraiya looking affronted. "Hey lady." Chisame said amused. 'The blond you smacked isn't your husband." "It's not?" Kushina asked surprise before looking again at Naruto who was holding his bleeding nose. "Nope. That's your son, Naruto." Sarutobi informed her. "Naruto-sochi?" Kushina' eyes widened. "That can't be! He looks like he's in his teens! My baby isn't even an hour old!" "I wasn't an hour old where you got sealed in me." Naruto corrected. "Sealed?" Kushina mumbled thoughtfully before her eyes widened. "Oh, I remember now! I wanted to leave Naruto a message for when he's a bit older. Like what food he should eat, how to behave, how to treat a girl on a date, the..." "If you say 'the talk' I'll smack you." Naruto cut her off. "Naruto-san, that's not how you should talk to your mother!" Takane said scandalized. "That's my son alright." Kushina smirked. "Doesn't take shit from anyone." she added before smirking evilly. "For that I'll be giving you the talk sooner then I had planed." "I'll make a deal with you mom." Naruto said. "Rather, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse." "Oh? And what offer is that?" Kushina raised an eyebrow. "You never give me 'the talk' and I won't put your soul in the body o a two year old." Naruto smirked. "Can't your bodies change age at will?" Sarutobi whispered to Haruna. "Yeah, but she doesn't know that." the summon artist whispered back. "What do you mean by that?" Kushina asked surprised "Oh? Haven't you looked around at all? This isn't Heaven, Hell or the Elemental Nations." Naruto chuckled. "You mean I'm not dead?" Kushina' eyes widened. "Well, I'm certainly not dead, so if you're here you're not either." Naruto shrugged, inwardly laughing as he saw Kyubi take her full demon form behind the unknowing Kushina, followed by Ichibi and Nibi. "Where am I then?" Kushina asked honestly curious. "If you look behind you, I'm sure you'll get the picture." Naruto suggested. As Kushina turned around she first saw six pairs of legs. Enormous ones. As she looked upwards her eyes widened in shock at the sight of the three Biiju. Her surprise turned into anger as her body began to glow before a few dozen glowing harpoons with chains attached erupted from her body and in a matter of seconds had the three Biiju chained to the ground. "For some reason, this feels oddly familiar." Kyubi said a bit annoyed. "Because the same thing happened last time." Kushina said smugly. "Oh yeah?" Kyubi asked before all three Biiju shrank down to their human forms. "Well, that's new." Kushina blinked. "Yeah, we usually don't get seen like this." Nibi agreed. "Still, we can't let out mother-in-law think of us as mindless monsters, now can we?" Ichibi added. "Couldn't agree more." Kyubi smirked as she walked over to Naruto and gave him a deep kiss. "Aren't you going to introduce us, Naruto-kun?" And thus Kushina fainted. "That went better then I expected." Jiraiya observed. "How so?" Mana asked. "She didn't try to neuter me." the super-pervert grinned. Mana looked at him incredulously for a few seconds before she drew her gun and put a lead in his nether regions. "It's too bad that's not permanent." Anko sighed. It was an hour later when Kushina woke up and it took another one for Eva to lose her patience because of the worried mother's rant and freeze her neck-down. From Ch.5 of fg7dragon's The Ōtsutsuki Transmigrant "So… what happens to me now?" Sirius inquired. "Normally we would take you to a holding cell until an official trial takes place, but…" Amelia trailed off. "But you were never granted a trial and thus never convicted for anything." Harry picked up where she left off. "Since the ministry only has the authority to keeps suspects imprisoned for three months before their trials, six in war time, it means that even if you were guilty right now they could not do anything to you. They wasted the opportunity to convict you." "Pretty much." Amelia admitted. "Wait… then how did Fudge get away with sending Dementors after me?" Sirius demanded. "At the time, he probably didn't know that you didn't get a trial… and let's be honest, do you really think Fudge knows all the laws he's supposed to uphold?" Harry snorted. "Also, after Mr. Potter told me about you not receiving a trial, the Dementors were ordered to withdraw." Amelia continued. "But you sent Aurors after me instead." Sirius pointed out. "True, but as a person who spent more then a decade in Azkaban it would be natural to consider you unstable and dangerous, thus a threat to society." Amelia shrugged. "She means that before you can do anything you want, you'll need to be cleared by mind healers." Harry spoke up before Sirius could open his mouth again. "Let's be honest here, you'll be stuck in a hospital for a few months anyway, and that's just for the physical damage done to you." "He's right, Black." Moody agreed. "You need a lot of healing to get back on your feet." "…Fine. I suppose I can spend a couple months in St. Mundo's." Sirius grumbled. "Actually, I had a different magical hospital in mind." Harry spoke up with a small smile. "A French one, to be more precise." "Why's that? What do the French have that we British don't?" Moody scowled. "Veela mind healers." Harry offered with a shrug. "…Harry, you're the best godson an ex-con could ask for." Sirius grinned. At that point Fudge walked in, stared at the grinning Sirius, screamed and fainted. "…Damn, I'm beginning to feel sorry for Malfoy." Harry whistled in awe. "It must have cost him a fortune to make this moron Minister." The two Ministry employees could do nothing but sigh at how pathetic their boss was. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.1 of Jonn Wolfe's Temperatio Temporalis Everyone was torn out of the moment when the fire turned green and a bell sounded. "Hello the house!" James called out. "Xeno? 'Leste? Lils?" Lily glanced at the wand over Celeste's ear, and felt the holster on her own forearm. Hermione got Celeste's attention and held her hand out while looking at her wand. Celeste grinned and pulled another wand from a holster around her left calf and handed it to the little girl. Smiling with a nod, Hermione held it under her left arm and squared herself. Xeno caught the transfer and nodded at his wife. Standing, he moved over to the floo. "Hello James! What's the news? Any stories?" "Nothing printable I'm afraid," James chuckled. "Mind if Sirius and I pop over? I haven't seen Lils in two days and am in desperate need of a snog." "Sorry, but you're not my type," Xeno deadpanned. Sirius could be heard laughing. Grinning, Xeno nodded. "Yes, you two scoundrels can come through." "Hey! I resemble that," they heard Sirius. Backing out of the way, Xeno stood to the side whilst palming his wand behind his back. The floo died out, before roaring green again with James Potter spinning out of it. "Hello all!" Before he could move, the floo roared again with a spinning Sirius colliding with his best friend. Like Dan and Emma before, the pair spun flat onto the carpet with a loud thud. "Padfoot, I keep telling you this, but I'm hopelessly devoted to Lily. This man crush has just got to stop." "Oh, shut up Prongs and get off." "I don't think of you that way!" James shouted, much to the laughter of everyone else. "Besides, who's pinning who to the floor, Mutt?" "Gah!" Standing up rapidly, Sirius had a sheepish look on his face. "It isn't what it looks like, honest." "I dunno," Dan said with a grin. "Heard you two were partners." "As in life partners?" Hermione asked innocently. "It's all right. You don't have to hide in the cupboard. It's dark there, after all." Brought up short, Sirius just stared blankly at the wide eyed, two year old girl on the sofa. He had no come back that was allowable for young ears and found himself completely out of his depth. Instead, he deflected. "Hello there. Do I know you?" She still smiled innocently, much to Lily's amusement. The redhead turned to Sirius. "If I have to neuter you, Black, I will. I protect my own." From ch.2 of Jonn Wolfe's Temperatio Temporalis Lily smiled at the sight of her husband turning to absolute goo. The silly grin he was sporting only came out for her before, and now appearing for their son. Smirking at the sight, she was the only one who saw the hint of red light coming in between Harry's hand and James' cheek, before her husband collapsed backwards on the floor. "Prongs!" Sirius shouted as he leapt forward to catch his friend. He didn't see Harry pointing at him, but did catch the hint of red light before his world turned black. There was a beat of silence as everyone gaped at the pair on the floor. Dan and Emma alternated between staring at the men and the toddler in Lily's arms. Celeste simply blinked in confusion, while her husband's eyes got even larger than they normally were. It was Hermione's harrumphing sigh that broke the silence. "Show off," she mumbled. "Worked, didn't it?" Harry piped up with a grin. "Got those flushers, Mrs. Lovegood?" Snapped out of their state, Xeno said he'd get them and left the room. Emma's question of what happened went unanswered for a bit, while Lily openly stared at her son in complete shock. Harry matched his mother's green eyed stare with his own in a 'well practised' look of pure innocence. "Constant Vigilance?" he asked with a slow grin. An involuntary snort came out of Lily, which brought a snerk from Celeste, which then turned into near hysterical laughter. "You little snot," Lily said through her chuckles. Harry smiled wide, with his head lightly vibrating in amusement. From Ch.2 of Jonn Wolfe's HPBtVS: Fair Trade He did confiscate two straight fifteen inch bones from the underside of the skull – the same two he used last time. Properly treated and varnished, the bones with heartstring cores would make excellent combat wands. They were terrible for transfiguration, though. Any transfigured animal had venomous fangs… and spoke parseltounge, if you could believe it. It was one of the more odd mysteries of magic that had him keep a regular wand about. Otherwise, Monty Python has nothing on his rabbits. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.2 of Hefster's Harry Potter: The Godfather "Thank you Lord Potter-Black," the Director spoke up shortly after. "That was by far an interesting and studious experience. Now, if everyone would like to return to their seats, I would like to return the favor with a story of my own. I would like to tell a story, where a mere teller was confronted by a young wizard, and one barely out of his diapers, whose name was none other than Charlus Potter." "I'll let you know, I was eight." Charlus interjected as he crossed his arms in mock anger. "Yes, here he was, waltzing into Gringotts and strutting towards me and you know what he did… he challenged me to a duel. I was so flabbergasted; I had no idea what to do, let alone knew how to react." "If I may ask," Harry spoke up as his curiosity rose. "How did you react?" At this point both Ragnok and Charlus groaned in embarrassment as Targnok grinned happily. "I convinced him to challenge my son instead. I told him that Ragnok was the strongest and bravest Goblin within the bank. He, a brave and powerful wizard, obviously accepted without question." "Yes," Ragnok growled. "And that is how Charlus and I met and were manipulated to fight each other by you father." "Don't act like a spoiled sprog my son," Targnok hissed in amusement. "Do not forget the enjoyment and most importantly friendship you have gained from that moment in time. Besides, if it weren't for yours and Charlus constant fighting, the last Goblin Rebellion would have ended in a very high death toll with a likely possibility of the muggles discovering our hidden world." "Wait," Harry interjected. "What fighting? Are you saying that my grandfather and Axe-Lord Ragnok have had numerous fights over the year?" "Indeed they did," Targnok replied almost proudly. "One could say it has almost become a tradition within Gringotts. You have to understand, Charlus and Ragnok have turned this into a yearly event. Ever since their first fight was a stalemate, Charlus has returned each year and challenged Ragnok to a duel. We goblins even have begun to take bets on the victor of each duel." "I take it they don't always end in a tie?" Harry asked. "Of course not," Targnok replied. "I believe the score sits at Charlus leading by four wins." "It's two wins," Ragnok growled in anger at the reminder. "Actually I believe it is three wins," Charlus smugly butted in. "No, it's two," Ragnok protested. "I am sorry my friend," Charlus continued. "But I still lead by three wins. The one from several decades ago was ruled into my favor." "But that one doesn't count," Ragnok protested and jumped on top of his chair. "That was the day of the Goblin Rebellion. That fight was a tie." "Well yes," Charlus replied calmly. "But we wizards won the war." Ragnok spluttered, "Won the war? We bloody well let you win the war or else you imbeciles would have exposed our hidden world to the muggles." "Now calm down…" "Calm down?" Ragnok growled. "Charlus, I officially challenge you to a duel. The winner will be declared the winner of our duel from several decades ago." "I accept," Charlus nodded as his eyes lit up gleefully. "Charlus!" Dorea screeched in indignation. "I told you that you were not allowed to cause any shenanigans. I forbid you!" "Um… excuse me," Harry hesitantly spoke up as he kept one eye on his grandparents. "But I was under the impression that the Goblins always won the rebellions." "Er… right?" Harry asked when everybody was looking at him wide eyed. It was finally the Director that spoke up and asked him to clarify. "Why would you say that Lord Potter-Black?" "Well," Harry calmly began. "Considering the Goblins monopolize the Wizarding World in the fields of Banking, Commerce, and Legal rights, it is only obvious that it was the Goblins that won the Rebellions, even if the Wizards and the Ministry of Magic claim otherwise and try to depict the Goblins' monopoly in a way that the ministry was being generous and explained it as a reason for placating the Goblins in order to prevent further rebellions." "Well I'll be damned," Daphne spoke up softly. "Now that I think about it, all these rebellions and my father's hints about Goblin History now finally make sense." Director Targnok began to chuckle and nodded to Harry in acknowledgement as he tipped his mug of Goblin Ale. "I knew you were a fountain of amusement Lord Potter-Black. You are indeed correct with your assumption. How did you arrive at that conclusion?" "Well it's pretty obvious," Harry stated as he looked at the stunned faces of his grandparents and Orion. "Why give a race of so called 'inferior' beings a monopoly when you repeatedly defeated them? Why bother with placating them when you know that you can defeat them? And at last, why have the children study the Goblin Rebellions at Hogwart's if the Goblins' weren't a threat? It just makes no sense, therefore the only conclusion can be that the Ministry is lying and the Goblins do not care enough to correct the general population of sheep." "Bravo! Bravo!" Targnok cheered and slammed his empty mug on the table in a reverberated bang and yelled. "Bring us more Ale! This needs to be celebrated!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.3 of fairy tail dragon slayer's Naruto the Super Foxy Devil Beast(Fic has been rewritten and might no longer be posted; This also might not be in the rewrite) He also wondered why there was a shower in the clubroom, and he wondered why Devils were attending school... wait, he knew the reason for that one. School was Hell, so of course you would find devils there. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.80 of Lupine Horror's Fate's Gamble He glanced back up as Harry was being chased by Aoko this time, the former looking to be about five years old and the latter dressed up as Chachamaru from Mahou Sensei Negima. "Does Harry have a fetish for robot girls or something?" He muttered, casting a simple spell to trip Harry up. This resulted in Aoko crashing on top of him, then the two began to argue and bicker like an old married couple until Zelretch tied them up in a net made of magically created rope. "Right, you two undo what you did to each other now. Aoko, you're supposed to be a grown up. Harry, you are supposed to be going to the Yule Ball tonight, so you should be getting ready about now." The two childish individuals pouted in synch with each other, sighed at the same time, then undid what they'd done to each other in tandem as well. It was actually rather bizarre to see. Zelretch sat back down as Harry disappeared upstairs to get dressed up for the ball. "The world is most definitely doomed." The old bloodsucker muttered. "Why?" Satsuki asked, looking up from the deck of cards she was playing with, her, Fran, and Euryale having spent the past half hour playing poker. Zelretch just gave her a deadpan look. "I was just the voice of reason!" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.2 of sakurademonalchemist's Curses and Cures(found it amusing and find it appropriate concerning anime/manga/film Martial Arts masters among others of similar rank) With great age and senility came the power to humiliate the newer generation. From ch.6 of sakurademonalchemist's Quirks (Found this amusing and decided to put it up) Never underestimate the devious minds of children, for they are monsters who have not yet grown the fangs and muscles they need to defend themselves with, and have still managed to survive. This is in sakurademonalchemist's Tricksters and Gods ch. 11 Tony decided to amuse Harry, if only to get rid of his bad mood. "The gods must love stupid people, they made so many," said Tony suddenly. Harry's eyes glinted. So he was going to play that game was he? "Earth is the insane asylum of the universe," said Harry. "Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional," said Tony. "You should know, you never grew up," said Harry, "Children are the future. Be afraid, be very afraid." "The trouble with life is that there's no background music," said Tony. Natasha had to jump in when she heard that. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning," she said, eyes glinting in amusement. Harry smirked. "Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool," he said, nodding towards a passing Thor. "Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate," said Tony. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had," said Harry. That got all three of them to laugh. From Ch. 20 of sakurademonalchemist's Time Turned Back It was a quiet morning in the Great Hall. Too quiet. The teachers were on edge because of the fact that the prank war between the 'Avengers' and the 'Marauders' was still on going. So they waited with baited breath for what was to come. They should have expected this. Really. Gabriel Black walked up to James Potter, wearing rabbit ears, a furry tail and with a carrot in his right hand. "Eh, what's up doc? I was hoping you could solve a debate for me. See we can't figure out if Gryffindor is the better Quidditch team or Slytherin." Lily Evans took one look at his outfit, then at the carrot, and stared at the two with eagerness. She couldn't wait to see this one. "Well obviously it's Gryffindor!" said James immediately. "Slytherin." "Gryffindor!" said James. "Slytherin," said Gabriel calmly. Lily was clearly fighting back a laugh, because she was one of many who knew exactly how this would end. "Gryffindor!" said James irritably. "Gryffindor," said Gabriel. "Slytherin!" said James, not realizing what he was saying. He completely missed Sirius' mouth dropped in disbelief, or the fact Remus was recording this entire thing to play back for James later. "Gryffindor," said Gabriel hotly. "Slytherin is the better team and you know it Black! ...Wait a damn minute..." Lily couldn't help it, she set off a loud bang. She just had to do it. Then she bust out laughing her ass off. So did practically every muggle-raised student in the room. "What just happened?" asked James. He couldn't believe he just declared Slytherin the superior Quidditch team. "You just won me a thousand galleons from all four houses collectively," said Gabriel smirking. "Nice recreation of the duck versus rabbit season debate. But I do believe there is something missing in this scene," said Lily. "You're right," said Gabriel. A quick wave of his wand and James looked like a duck with his bill 'reversed'. "That's it!" grinned Lily. "What's going on?" asked James. "They're wizard raised. It's a shame, because I think this pack of goofballs could learn a lot from the great minds of Daffy, Bugs, Silvester, Foghorn and Marvin," said Gabriel. Lily nodded in agreement. "What is going on here?" asked Dumbledore. "Nothing, my liege," said James. He mentally crossed off another thing on the list. From ch. 37 of sakurademonalchemist's Back in Black Harry was grinning as he watched Dean lift a large bucket of ice cold water and dumped it on Ron. The red head shot up with a yelp as he was effectively soaked. "You snore, loudly. Now if you'll excuse me I have to prank the girls before anyone is awake enough to notice me there," said Dean smirking. "Good luck with that. The girl's stairway is cursed," said Ron yawning. "I don't need luck. I have Stitch," came Dean's cryptic reply. They had just finished showering when they heard the first shriek. Dean had long since escaped to the breakfast table before the other boys could out him as the culprit. Hermione came down fuming. "What happened?" asked Harry. "There were frogs in our rooms! Wall to wall frogs!" she said angrily. Harry fully blamed the twin's influence for what he said next. "Was Trevor there? Neville said he's been missing again." Hermione looked like she very much wanted to hex him for that comment. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From jormander2012's the nine tails of fate ch. 2 "Sarutobi, I am an Ape not a dang monkey." Growled the glaring ape. "Of course Ape-San just what is your name so that I may remember that next time?" laughed the Kage "Touché Sarutobi touché" whispered the ape as he ran off towards Naruto's house. "Jiji," asked the blond, "what was that ape's name?" "Oh that. Well Naruto that specific Ape had parents that were well for lack of a better term carefree. They were like you really. They loved to joke around and play pranks on the other apes. When their son was born they named him Mon. Even if that was not very bad it is his last name that gets everyone." answered the old man. "What is it?" questioned the blond as he got more and more into the joke wanting to get to the end. "Well" laughed sarutobi, "his first name is Mon and his last name is Key. So if you put it together his name makes monkey." "...Wow I've had better jokes come from a nine day old tuna salad sandwich with so much mold on it that it literally growled at me." laughed the boy. Sarutobi just looked at the child and laughed, "That was a good one Naruto where did you come up with that one?" "What are you talking about that really happened...still tasted the same after i doused it with ketchup." commented the small boy. "..." the rest of the walk was in silence after that. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From DWDuck's Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus ch.1 Fleur ducked her head around the boulder and quickly drew it back as another fireball exploded around the boulder. She desperately looked around for something to help her. Taking careful aim, she transfigured a small rock into a French Poodle, hoping the animal might distract the dragon. The dog ran out from behind the boulder and was instantly bathed in a fireball. Instead of dying on the spot, the four legged torch ran back to huddle behind the boulder where it started from. The burning fur caught Fleur's robes on fire before the poodle transformed back into a rock. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Got this of the Skulduggery Pleasant wiki from the character's trivia section; thought it was funny and seemed to fit fanfic versions of some Naruto characters. "Doors are for people with no imagination."— Skulduggery to Valkyrie about entering from the window xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Summary from The Fanfic Stealer's Two Blondes and a Reaper Alviss wanted an outsider. The Chess Pieces wanted war. The Clown brought two blondes and a reaper. May God help them all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Saphroneth's Ashes of the Past ch. 6 Pikachu shook himself back to muzzy awareness after the impact, reflexively (training had some benefits, after all) forming an Iron Tail to bounce away the Signal Beam that Chinchou fired his way. Where am I, and what kind of building hit me? "Pikachu! Get up the wall!" Oh, now I remember. I hit it. Pikachu shook his head to clear it. Thank goodness I'm good at climbing. From Saphroneth's Ashes of the Past ch. 124 Hoenn 8(at this rate, the fic looks like it might be 300 chapters when complete) "Actually, that reminds me," Ash admitted. "I was wondering who to use in my battle against Brawly." He turned a little, and addressed empty air. "Feel up to a gym battle yet?" "Not sure," Latios squeaked. "I've got a couple of Psychic moves... do you think it's enough?" "Your invisibility and flying are the big advantages," Ash pointed out. "And the speed, the speed is a huge thing." Latios nodded uncertainly, though Ash couldn't see him. "I guess..." "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on what's going on and let you know what you should be doing," Ash assured him. "It'll be fine." "I guess," Latios said. "Okay, I'll do it." Ash smiled. "Good. Okay, and as for the others..." He tapped two Pokéballs on his belt to make sure they were there. "These two first. Then Pidgeot, then Meganium, and then Keldeo if it's a six-a-side." Pikachu pouted. "No me?" "I can't use you every gym battle, Pikachu!" Ash replied, a little exasperated. "The others deserve turns too." "Sure, I just..." Pikachu shook his head. "No, you're right. I'm just being difficult, you do have me fight a lot of the wild Pokémon we run into." Ash hid a smile, remembering Pikachu refining one of his Shockwave variants on a Barboach which had quickly gone from confused to panicked. "Tell you what," he said, with a chuckle. "We're going to run into the idiots on Team Magma or Team Aqua sooner or later. You can certainly go for them." "I like it!"Pikachu said, accepting the concession. "I just wonder-" "Freeze!" They turned to the doors, blinking. A half-dozen or so goons in blue pirate costumes barged through the doors. "We claim this Pokémon centre for Team Aqua!" "Mr. Ketchum?" the Joy called. "Yeah?" Ash replied, glancing around. "Please don't break the building." "Got it!" Ash called back. "Think you can handle it, Pikachu?" From Saphroneth's Ashes of the Past ch. 125 Hoenn 9 "Okay, new plan!" Ash called. "Catch!" He threw something into the air, and Latios dove to catch it. "What's that, man?" Brawly asked, as the Dragon-type rose back into the sky. "Kind of a speed booster," Ash replied, and his staff began to pulse. Orange light shone overhead. "Oh, ouch," the Gym Leader winced. "A Mega Legendary? I guess I'll just take it as a compliment..." Ash shrugged. "Right! Mega Latios, ready?" The purple-white Mega overhead did an easy roll, then pulled up to hover and nodded. "Okay! Basically – he wants speed, we'll give him speed!" "Right!" Mega Latios pulled over into a dive. "Everyone cover your ears!" Brock called urgently. A moment later, Mega Latios hit the sound barrier. It lost. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From TheDemonKingNaruto's The Transcendent Ashikabi MBI Headquarters- Directors Office BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Takami couldn't believe it her eyes were as wide as could be, and her entire face was as pale as death itself as she looked at the giant screen before her with complete and utter shock. It couldn't be possible, it just couldn't be POSSIBLE! Yet the screen flashing as if mocking her was showing the cold hard fact. Sekirei #01 Miya had been winged... ''I-it can't be possible...Miya...has been winged?'' ''HAHAHAHAHA! Now this is unexpected! Miya has been winged, and by the ever so illustrious Kurosaki himself! I never imagined this would happen!'' Minaka shouted in pure unadulterated excitement with a hint of insanity. He spun around in his chair with glee at the prospect of this new and completely unexpected event. However Takami ignored the fool in favor of honing in on the location of the winging, and when she brought it up she promptly dropped to her knee's as her jack went slack. Even Minaka stopped to see what it was, and his glasses cracked before he promptly fell out of his chair in sheer shock. For before them with a live video feed of the entire city of Machikawa, but the entire northern section of the city was blanketed in shadow while the midnight sky was lit up dulling out the stars themselves. The cause of this was simple for a pair of black outlined and purple wings were spread out amongst the entire northern section of the city. The location of where the phenomenon was coming from was... Izumo Inn... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Dragon of Time's Harry Potter and The Salvation Wars The 300 died that day with a handful of their allies…yet the Persian force saw a loss of nearly 200,000. I may be exaggerating, as it is not know specifically how many died that day. The Persians lost the will to fight on, after all less then 3000 greeks, the 300 right in the middle at the front, dealt them that many casualties, what would the full might do? They have a saying 'Return with your shield…'" He kissed Hermione's forehead and moved towards the stairs to the boy's dorms as she let him go. Harry could feel the entire house's eyes focused on him as he moved. As he began to rise the stairs, he did not turn as spoke out not stopping "'…or on it!' That is what I will do, for my family, my friends, I will stand, even against the odds, I will fight…I will follow Leonidas example…" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Third Fang's Take Two Round Two Omake: Third times' the charm: Konoha Hospital: Ghost shivered in his bed, stuck in a full body cast and unable to move in the slightest."Why do I suddenly fear a great fear?" A subtle knock on his door caught his attention before it opened and revealed an older, more mature, and gently smiling Hinata Hyuga. "Ah. That's why." "Hello Ghost-sensei. I heard you were back." The door quietly closed behind her. "Where's Naruto-kun?" The room was deadly silent as the two parties stared at one another as if sizing the other up… daring the other to make the first move. And then a sudden storm of air launched the injured party complete with bed through the sixth story window and to the concrete below. Smart man. From Third Fang's Yet again, with a little extra help Somewhere in the land of Wind: "You heathonistic little c&%*!" Hidan's head ranted spastically as it was tossed onto the hot sand, completely unaware of the red stains that were extending out for miles in every direction. "You think you have won but I swear that Jashin-sama will avenge me! Do whatever the f&$* you want, however in the end I will just come back and bite you to death, sacrificing your weak ass soul to my god!" "Is that right?" The red and black man towering above the head grinned as his arms freed themselves and lazily twirled the massive red bladed scythe in one hand. "This oh so powerful god of yours will avenge you and beat me down into a thick paste?" The senseless head grinned with savagery. "Oh yes you fool. Make no mistake, your soul is nothing compared to Jashin-sama. One day you will bask in his glory and you will realize how tiny you are compared to him as he tortures your soul as his plaything." "Sounds like fun." The demonic man grinned even more as he gently pushed the base of his weapon into the sand… and instantly lit up the seemingly endless lines of seals that extended for far longer than Hidan could see. "What the f%$* are you doing?" The head asked, not scared but somewhat unnerved as he saw the seals closed to him glow and change constantly. Crypt Oogakari grinned happily as a pair of demonic wings extended from his back, the membranes secreting a small amount of blood that dripped periodically from the tips on the bottom. "Calling your bluff." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ch.2 of Chris Robins The Headmaster Whoever said making stuff up is easy didn't try writing a decent piece of fanfiction. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Slightly modified from ch. 8 of Zyachta's Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power Great, more surprises! Just when you think it safe to go back into the water, the power's that be provide sharks. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Case13's Reload If explosives didn't solve your problems you weren't using enough of them. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I found this in Ch. 28 of Perfect Lionheart's fic Partially Kissed Hero. Being foolproof really depends upon what kind of fool you're talking about. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From BabyBoy349's Harry Potter Last of the Ancients ch. 12 Never Trust a Group of Stupid People to Make Rational Decisions! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Ch.38 of Landstradd's The Sorting Hat's Stand and ch. 15 of The Power of the Mind "There is no such thing as overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'reload'. Where was I?" This is in ch. 11 of Landstradd's The Power of the Mind A mob is only as smart as the village idiot. A group only moves as fast as its slowest member. Which would probably explain a good portion of why he hated large groups of people. Evil is really rather rare. Stupid grows on the goddamn trees in most of the world. From Ch.3 of Landstradd's By Sunlight Trolls may have incredibly thick skin that turns away both weapons and spells... but expose them to completely mundane fire and they go up like dry kindling. Douse one in napalm and... well... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Found this in Ch.2 of A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russel Baker I thought it was amusing. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From ringlhach's Meeting Nanoha Ch. 1 Ranma loved to fly. Okay, having wings to steer with was a little odd, but other than that and the thing chasing him, things were cool. Oh, and the giant person-thing over there, but that was just standing there, at the moment. Well, it had been, but that was before it had shot a big ole beam o' doom at the critter chasing him and dropped a glowing net on him. It stomped up to him and demanded "What in the world do you think you're doing?" in the oh-so-familiar voice of the Woman Wronged. "Uh, flying?" He was surprised enough to hear his voice that he almost fell out of the air. "No, really," she snapped, "I never would have guessed! Who are you, what have you done with Yuuno, and if you can change shapes enough to grow wings, why can't you just change back to your real self instead of trying to trick people by being a cute, harmless, defenseless animal?" "I am not harmless and definitely not defenseless," he snapped back with a glare. "If there wasn't some kind of lock on my form, I would!" he finished, more-or-less ignoring the fact that about half an hour ago, he hadn't had wings. Of course, that meant she had to point it out. "Which is why you have wings now." "I don't know how they got there!" She gave him a long, slow, unblinking Look and sighed. "Alright, fine. I'll accept that you're an incompetent. I'll even accept that, despite that, you've polymorphed twice, apparently on some strange kind of instinct. But I won't accept that you don't know how to do magic!" "I know how to do magic," he protested, "but this system doesn't make any sense!" "No sense? It's all higher math and energy-based physics! How can it not make sense?" "If it's physics, it's science, moron!" "I'm not the one who doesn't know what he's doing!" "If it's magic, where the hell are the potions and incantations?" "The formula is the incantation! Haven't you used a magic circle before? Why the hell would you need potions?" This went on for another fifteen minutes before the ferret abruptly burst into humanity. "Well, that was weird. Felt almost like an Animagus change." "An aniwhat?" "First you don't know what potions are, and then you don't know what Animagi are? Damn, what sort of wizard are you?" "You might know if you ANSWERED THE DAMN QUESTION!" raged the woman he now knew to be a brunette, picking him up by the surcoat and shaking him like a ragdoll. "PuUUhUUht mEEee dOOwn, yoUU daAMn TOmboy!" Ranma spat out through the shaking, and immediately found out why taking what he would later learn was a "Divine Buster" to the chest at point-blank range without some kind of magical protection was a bad idea. Not bad enough to keep him from standing back up, though. "What the hell was that for?" "I'm not a tomboy!" "Could'a fooled me! If someone with your temper ain't a tomboy, I'm a weasel!" BAMF! When the cloud cleared, the girl stared at the irritable-looking ferret. "You know, you'd think I'd know better by now." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Naruto's Unlimited Blade Works chant from ch.10 of L33t Horo's Jinchuriki Fate Stay/night. "I have the fire of the will of my people... Images of his friends and teachers appeared in his mind Pain and sorrow are the lessons left by my fellow pupil... The death of Jiraiya played on his mind as well as the deaths that Pain cause in his village... and the end result. The trail of my bloody tears is the path I leave as I move forth... He remembers his time as a child... when people tried to kill him and ignored him and treated him with contempt, however he swallowed it all up and continue walking forward carrying the burden on his own. I have fought over a thousand battles, unknown to love... nor known to death. I have withstood great pains to cultivate many friendships... His friends appeared... all of them smiling and hugging him These hands will hold everything and protect everything I care for.. Naruto and Sasuke battled out as they both fiercely attempted one to kill the other, while the other tried to rescue the other So, as I roar into the night... UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!" As the words echoed through the area, he saw a field with a hill, covered in swords... As he looked up he saw himself and another kid with red hair on the hill... Both of them covered in swords, both of them back to back but not realizing each others existence... both of them bleeding as they finished a huge fight. Both of them fell to the ground... However the other Naruto helped the red haired boy up They both nodded and both parted ways... each one walking a different path. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx From Smylingsnake's Butterflies and Wild Horses Quietly opening the door, Ranma noted the silence that pervaded the house. Silently creeping toward the stairs ("Silent Fall of the Dust Bunny" technique. Sometimes he worried about Konatsu, he really did…) he was abruptly dazzled by a square of light from the living room door. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This belongs to Innortal from his/her story No Need for Destiny There are always certain constants in the universe. Things, items, customs, structures, that will always be the same no matter where or when you come from. The value of pi... The speed of light ... which is always slower than the speed of stupidity. And that certain meetings, no matter what is done to try and improve them ... will always, always, be boring as Hell. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx This belongs to Chrisdz from his story A Foxes Tale "Now before we head out I need a quick equipment check so packs out, Sakura go first." Said Kakashi breaking the boy from his inner conversation. "Ok I brought a sleeping bag, my make-up kit, hair care products including shampoo and conditioner, eight more outfits, this weeks issue of Kunoichi Weekly and this months Gossip Girl magazine." As the pink haired girl finished her inventory the present males including Tazuna sweat dropped with Kakashi palming his face. Sighing the jounin sensei of Team Seven grabbed a scroll from his vest and handed to her. "Sealed inside that scroll are fifty shuriken and kunai, three stacks of explosive tags, a case of smoke pellets and several ration bars. That is the standard equipment pack for a C-rank mission and the only reason I haven't tossed your pack is because you at least brought some hopefully useful outfits. Now unwrapped your hitae-tae so it takes it bandanna form and wrap your hair as the scroll I gave you a week ago instructed." Said Kakashi before motioning to Sasuke. "I've got fifty kunai and shuriken, smoke bombs, three stacks of explosive tags, ration bars, two collapsible fuuma shuriken and three spare outfits." Said the Uchiha getting a nod from Kakashi before he motioned to the team's resident red head. Naruto seeing this pulled out a scroll before unrolling and unsealing the contents inside getting a raised eyebrow from his sensei and narrowed eyes from his usually brooding teammate. "I've got one hundred kunai and shuriken, my complete thie- I mean prank kit including fifty smoke and flash pellets, my lock pick set. I've also got two hundred explosive tags, a couple jutsu scrolls from jiji, thirty packets of instant ramen, fifty water bottles, a copy of Intro to Sealing, a copy of So You Want To Be Hokage written by Yondaime, my camera and blackmail collection including Iruka-sensei and Anko making out on his desk and Kakashi with his mask off, a picture of Ibiki's wife, and a picture of Uchiha Mikoto in lingerie." The red head was cut off here as the picture was snatched from his hands by Sasuke whose eyes went wide before Kakashi took it from his unresponsive hands. As he looked his eyes also went wide in shock for there in the picture was Uchiha Mikoto sitting with her legs folded in nothing but a red bra and thong panties along with a garter belt and stockings. On the left side of her was a short message written in red ink that read: 'To Naruto-kun, Good things come to those who wait.' Pure silence reigned in the area as team seven, Kakashi, Tazuna, and even the gate guards could only look at the red head in shock, and with the exception of Sasuke and Sakura, awe, respect and envy. Even Kushina had gone silent with shock upon seeing a picture of her old friend in her lingerie clearly posing for her son. Numb Kakashi could only hand the boy back the framed photo which was quickly sealed away with the rest of his things before the group silently made their way out the gates and away from the village. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Challenges: To Finally Live Instead of Survive-Harry Potter Following the end of the Second War and a month after the events at Malfoy Manor, Maia Potter and her Best-Friend-With-Benefits Hermione Granger discover Hermione is pregnant just before they head to Australia to find Hermione's Parents along with Andromeda and Teddy. Once there and after restoring the Granger's memories they decide to stay, not knowing that they will not only find love with the same man but that he is someone entirely unexpected. Requirements: Starts out Maia/Hermione as a friends with benefits and eventually becomes Maia/Tom Riddle/Hermione. Destroying the Diary, Ring, Locket Horcruxes restores Tom's soul and sanity as they contained the largest pieces. He winds up horrified, ashamed, and regretful with what happened and, after setting up a disguised minion in his place, leaves for Australia with Delphini. Eventually meeting Maia who was with Teddy in a park while waiting for Hermione to finish with a doctors appointment. Seeing Tom with Delphini shocks Maia enough that she and Tom have the civilized talk about everything that happened that Tom believed wouldn't happen. Hermione keeps her baby. Andromeda and Hermione's Parents are supportive of the Girl's relationship with each other and eventually after a lot of caution and wariness their relationship with Tom. They and Maia are also supportive of Hermione refusing to get an abortion or putting her baby up for adoption. Hedwig lives and is a very intelligent, scary, and very protective of the babies Owl. By the end of the fic Maia must announce her own pregnancy with Tom as the father at least, and Hermione's baby is born. Same gender relationships while accepted by magicals is only tolerated for Nobility as long as an heir is produced or named within seven years of coming of age. Recomended: Severus Snape helps Tom and joins him in Australia. Severus and the Marauders eventually becomes friends during their school years, but Dumbledore spelled/potioned them to break up the friendship. Optional: James and Lily are alive with at least one child and living in Australia. They have also been potioned and/or memory charmed to at least believe Maia was dead and to ignore what they hear about Britain and to stay away as well, and must also be supportive of the girls and Tom. To go with the first optional Tom meets James and Lily first and restores them, they are in fact packing to go to Britain when he shows up with Maia at least. To go with the second Recomended Severus and Lily were in a relationship and Maia is their daughter and James and Sirius blood adopted her. To go with the third optional James and Lily are actual blood siblings with Lily having been kidnaped and eventually adopted by the Evens, Dumbledore knowing and having anything to do with it is up to the author. A Feud Resolved-Harry Potter What if there was a reason besides a mask of snobbery and calling Harry a little boy besides his age by Fleur when the Champions were chosen; What if the reason was a Blood Feud that dates back to the Hundred Years' War? One which is resolved during the Second Task when Harry saves Gabrielle/Fleur in the Lake. Requirements: Life Debts are one of the few acceptable ways to resolve a Blood Feud. All schools both magical and non-magical are considered Neutral ground. Harry saving one or both Delecour Sisters invokes a life debt that can only be settled by marriage. Pairing is Harry/Gabrielle as for this challenge she is Fifteen but would be in her Fourth year like Hermione(never seen this done, she's only ever younger or the same age) and is the closest to him in age. Harry/Gabrielle/Fleur is only aloud if helping Fleur in the Maze causes a life debt to be incurred but her and Harry's relationship with Fleur is secondary to his and Gabrielle until His Fifth year Christmas holidays at the earliest. Sirius is declared innocent in third year if Harry wasn't raised by him. Snape is at least neutral to Harry. Recomended: Harry and Gabrielle being in a relationship before the second task. Hermione is actually Harry's older sister(not twin) Half or full is author's choise. FemHarry. There are potions and rituals that allow for two women to have children. Any male couples either need a surrogate or one must use a special Healer proscription only gender switch potion as normal ones only change outward appearances as they're essentially akin to very realistic costumes, the closest experience anyone gets is knowing how the opposite gender uses the bathroom. Optional: Hermione/Neville Hermione/Neville, with Hermione as Harry's older sister. Hermione/Neville, with Hermione as Harry's older sister and a marriage contract between them. FemHarry/Neville with active marriage contract. How Drunkenly Summoning a Devil Changed Everything-Harry Potter/Highschool DxD Came up with this while reading My Grandfather's Lucifer? by whitetigerwolf. What if Rias wasn't the only one trying to get out of the contract between the Gremory and Phenex, but Riser was as well? What if after being summoned by a drunk Eve Potter, a now drunk Riser offered up and lost the contract to her? Requirements: The reason Riser wants out of the contract is because he loves another, that person just so happens to be Lily Evans/Potter. Lily survives that night, whether she raises Eve or believes she, Sirius, and Remus died that night is up to the author(She would never willingly abandon Eve at the least). Eve and Riser cannot meet until he is summoned. If Lily raises Eve and meets Riser when Eve is younger, Ravel acts as a placeholder for Lily as she wants Eve to be able to make an informed decision on whether she becomes a Devil or not. If Lily leaves she is actually Yubelluna. Ile and Nel are treated as daughters by Riser and Lily. Forbidden: Riser being Eve's birth father. Recomended: If Lily leaves one of the reasons Eve is drunk is because she finds out Lily is alive and believes she abandoned her and tries to drunkenly summon a Devil find her and gets Riser. Another is that she finds out Lily is a Devil and tries to drunkenly summon her only to get Riser. Cao Cao does something stupid and Eve rips the Longinus from him. Optional: Riser/Lily/one other peerage member that isn't Ni and Li or Ile and Nel. Eve is the Wielder of the Boosted Gear. Lily having an affair with Riser after Eve is born. Ile and Nel are actually Riser and Lily's daughters in disguise making them Eve's younger half sisters. Ni and Li are also treated as daughters by Riser and Lily. The Hallows are more than just powerful magical objects. Beltane Blessing, A Prophecy Denied-Harry Potter Idea came from reading Beltane Child By White Angel of Auralon. Morgan(can choose a different name) Potter in a fit of rebellion, anger, and grief, after Voldemort's resurrection uses the Metamorph abilities she kept hidden from everyone starts a relationship with a man who appears a decade her senior. Nearly four years of keeping their relationship a secret and later after having gotten away from those around them and choosing to celebrate and experience their first fully intimate time together on Beltane they unknowingly activate an old Ritual circle for the Ceremony of the Goddess and the Horned Warrior that changes everything. Requirements: Morgan must be a virgin on Beltane. Morgan's secret boyfriend is actually a disguised Tom Riddle. Unknown to Wormtail and Voldemort Morgan in desperation, silently, and willingly gave her blood, Eventually giving Tom his Sanity back. Though that doesn't mean he isn't still a Dark Lord. The Ritual reunites all of Tom's Horcruxes returning his body back to looking human. He must look two-ten years older than Morgan. Tom's disguise is dropped and Morgan in her surprise calls him Tom which leads to her own reveal. The leftover magic of the ritual keeps them calm so they don't fight. It is quickly discovered that Morgan is pregnant due to the glow centered around her womb. The Ritual heals all but the most damaging of injuries not related to fertility, basically the Basilisk Fang scar stays, and any damage to the reproductive system like removal of ovaries, testicles, cancer or sterility is cured. Recomended: The instant pregnancy and glow only happens between soulmates. Sirius lives. James and Lily live. Optional: If you want you can do a Male Metamorph Harry capable of switching genders, but base FemHarry must still be recognisable as MaleHarry as if he was under the effects of a gender switch potion, which in fact could have been how he realized he could do so. From Embers to a Wildfire-Harry Potter/Twilight Ember Potter was abandoned in Quinault Rain Forest of the Olympic Peninsula by the Dursleys after Her Second year and attacked by a Vampire, but instead of dying or being Turned, and through sheer stubbornness force of will and refusal to give the Dursleys the satisfaction Her magic reacted and She became something more, something, new, and the First of Her Kind. After all, The Phoenix always Rises from the Ashes. Requirements: The Philosophers Stone was destroyed in the confrontation with Quirrelmort and Ember managed to inhale some of the dust. The Stone, Fawkes Tears, and Vampire Venom are the catalysts that Turn Ember into a Phoenix Shifter. In this challenge's cannon Vampire Venom in the blood stream is needed for Shifter races to be created, everything else is variable. Phoenix Shifters have Two types of Imprint Bond; a Familial bond and a Mate bond. Ember/Seth. Seth and Ember's first meeting must be while he is Shifted and she isn't with the first thing Ember says to him being "My, What Big Teeth you have." (A)Ember forms a Parental Bond with Rosalie and Emmett or (B)James and Lily live as Vampires and the Parental Bond snaps in place when they meet. Magical Vampires are very rare because the magic tries to fight the Venom which can tear the body apart due to how viciously the magic tries to destroy the Venom, oddly enough the stronger the Magical the more likely they are to change as more magic means that the magic doesn't have to be as vicious. Recomended: Seth Imprints on Ember before she becomes a Shifter. If James and Lily are Vampires they planned to go to Ember by her Thirteenth birthday but instead find her Freshly shifted in Quinault Rain Forest. Optional: If James and Lily are Vampires they are on friendly terms with the Cullens. The Venom also gives Ember minor Basilisk traits such as strong magical resistance, minor paralyzing gaze, and a numbing venom. Twins!-Harry Potter Inspired by Vance McGill's Rose Lily Potter -- Metamorphmagus-Who-Lived and ShineBrightNetwork's This Gonna Be Good and it's Redux Unknown to most of the Magical World, Harry Potter and his Twin sister Rose(can choose a different name if you want) are Gender Switch Capable Metamorphs. Why? You might ask, the reason so few know, it's because they are what is called Metamorphic Twins. They also each have a set of twins as their Soulmates. Requirements: Metamorphic Twins are very rare, Fraternal Metamorphic Twins even more so, Ones where not only both have a Soulmate but those mates are also Twins is astronomical. Metamorphic Twins come about due to an unknown magical phenomenon that essentially places the soul of one twin in the body of the other, Fraternal Metamorphic Twins come about due to a similar magical phenomenon that fuses the fetuses after gender has already been decided. There a debates that Gender Switch Capable Metamorphs are either failed Fraternal Metamorphic Twins where one Twin essentially subsumed the other or the process happened with a stillborn fetus. It's possible that both theories are correct but due to the rarity and difficulty of detection no one has been able to find out. To clarify Harry has a set of twin sisters as his soulmates and Rose has a set of twin brothers as hers. James and/or Lily live and are not abusive/neglectful or willingly abandoning the Twins. The soulmates cannot be older than five years or younger than two years. Forbidden: Padma and Parvati as Harry's soulmates. Recomended: Hestia and Flora Carrow as Harry's Soulmates. Neville and an OC twin brother being Roses soulmates(as far as I've found I don't think anyone has ever written Neville with a twin). Neville has older/younger twin sisters who are Harry's Soulmates. Hermione Jean and Hermione Jane Granger Twins as Harry's Soulmates or do a gender switch and have them as Rose's Mates. Harry and Rose's Soulmates are Quadruplets. Optional: The Marauders being the parental voices of reason while Lily is the one freaking out about the multiple bonds. Lily having a Twin sister and the both of the being James' Soulmates. An Unexpected Situation-Harry Potter After a magical accident that somehow forced her into her animagus form of a Snowy Owl and before she manages to change back Elsa Potter(can choose a different name) finds herself captured by a wizard and sold to Eeylops Owl Emporium. Where much to her shock she not only finds herself back in time but also being purchased for her younger counterpart by Hagrid in the role of her beloved owl Hedwig. Requirements: Elsa is not locked in her Animagus form, which looks exactly like her Hedwig, and can change at any time. up till the younger counterpart let her out she just didn't have any room to change. Els is an Ice elemental. Her younger counterpart is also an elemental of the author's choice except one(see below). Younger counterpart gender is up to Author. Elsa must be at least twenty and take in her younger counterpart. Forbidden: The younger counterpart being an Ice elemental. Recomended: Elsa as the oldest Potter regardless of the time/dimensional travel at least becomes the Potter regent. Elsa is recognised as Lady Black regardless of the time/dimensional travel much to manys confusion. If there are Wizengamot seats Elsa asks for records of votes and revotes if they go against what the family stood for. Optional: Wrong Child Who Lived and alive Potters, who must be under spells/potions or at least read the riot act for leaving the younger counterpart at the Dursleys which causes Elsa to take control of the family due James Potter being considered unfit to lead either permanently or until she deems otherwise. A marriage bond is somehow created between them even if nothing actually happens between them in story. Liquid Metal-Worm Inspired by Dis Lexic's Slime challenges, Dragon Quest series, and partly Monster Girl Quest(guess how) though not enough for actual crossovers. Another AltPower Taylor who Triggers when she winds up in the middle of a fight between Hookwolf and a visiting Weld who was patrolling with Shadow Stalker. Requirements: Taylor's Power basically makes her a Breaker/Changer in the form of a Humanoid Dragon Quest Liquid Metal Slime due to Hookwolf(changing back to Human and Liquid Metal manipulation), Weld(Liquid Metal form)and Shadow Stalker(Breaker state to change her to her Liquid Metal form). Immune to Weld's metal absorption. Taylor can choose to absorb metal and somehow manages to teach Weld. Weld transfers permanently to Brockton Bay and is at least a brother figure to Taylor. Sophia is properly punished for breaking her probation. Taylor's clothing doesn't changing with her, though it doesn't stop her from containing them inside herself and flowing back into them or shaping herself to look like she is wearing armor or other clothing. Recomended: Dennis/ClockBlocker making a joke/reference to Metal Gear Solid by calling Weld Solid Metal and Taylor Liquid Metal. Taylor when she gets a proper look at herself, something along the lines of this happens: Taylor then screamed "WHAT THE HELL? I LOOK LIKE SOME FETISHIST DRAGON QUEST LIQUID METAL SLIME?" Missy says"Huh, now that she mentions it she does." causing others to look at her oddly. After some silence Taylor looks at herself again and says"At least I look like some giant metal Barbie." Optional: If they are paired together Taylor and Weld are magnetically attracted to each other to Dennis's amusement and jokes ensue. The Flamboyant Duo-Harry Potter/Dragon Quest 11 The idea for this came to me after Sylvando rejoined the Party after Yggdrasil's Fall. The premise is that FemHarry, who I will call Evangeline for this challenge but can be changed by the author, either grows up in Erdrea alongside Sylvando and went with him when he left Puerto Valor or traveled to Erdrea somehow and met him at some point. Requirements: Strictly Evangeline/Sylvando(though both can invite someone to join the two of them for some fun for a night with the others agreement). Evangeline must use something other than one of the weapons the Party uses and her wand; I will accept similar weapons like Tessen instead of knives. Using a Lute, Harp or other similar instruments as her go to weapons to lay down buffs, debuffs, and summon various types of magical projections in short she'd be a Battle Bard(What? anyone who's play this game series even for a small amount of time will notice that it love it's puns, alliterations and rhymes). If Evangeline grows up in Erdrea she gets pulled back to Earth to participate in the Triwizard Tournament during Yggdrasil's Fall where it turns out time passes faster in Edrea. Evangeline makes sure Sylvando keeps in contact with his father even if it's only through letters she delivers as she's still on good terms with her parents. Forbidden: Evangeline staying on Earth. Recomended: If Evangeline grew up on Erdrea she was entered in a marriage contract with Sylvando by her adopted family, which is another reason Syvando ran away as he wanted both of them to be able to choose who they love, he was just to stubborn and/or dense to realize she chose him. Optional: Showing Evangeline's time participating in the Tournament or before Yggdrasil's Fall. Sylvando or the others joining Evangeline at Hogwarts. James and Lily surviving that night and looking for her since, they would never intentionally abandon her. James and Lily survive and leave with Evangeline, Sirius, and Remus(Yggdrasil removes the wolf curse or at least modifies it where he wont be dangerous to humans, maybe make it something akin to a monthly forced animagus transformation), or just Sirius, and Remus leave with Evangeline. James and Lily or Sirius and Remus enter Evangeline into the marriage contract in return for Don Rodrigo saving them upon arrival. Green Thumb-Harry Potter Ceres Potter has always loved plants and especially gardening since she was introduced to it, one day she discovers the ability to commune and manipulate them how she wants. Requirements: Florokinetic Ceres(can choose a different name as long as it is connected to plants and can use any character like Poison Ivy's powers). Strictly Ceres/Neville. Ceres is immune to the Cries of Mandrakes and actually finds them cute, infact, she is basically a plant based version of Hagrid in her view of the dangerous plants. Ceres can still use plants in potions but is uncomfortable doing so and develops ways around doing so. Ceres can use her own body to grow plants,basically making herself a Greenhouse version of an Aburame. Any crossovers must happen or come into full effect after Hogwarts Graduation/Voldemort's Defeat. Forbidden: Completely following Poison Ivy's path if her powers are strong enough or Ceres power taps into The Green(to prevent it she is eventually taught Occlumency). Recomended: James and Lily alive and non-abusive/neglect/abandoning of Ceres or any potential child. Ceres has a literal Green Thumb. Optional: To lead into a crossover Ceres and Neville get drunkenly married in Vegas or just get drunk if they're already married(for example they both wind up married to Ivy, or while trying to find any companions they run into her and a highly possessive Ceres thinks Ivy is flirting or being very forward with Neville and the to women get into a Florokinetic catfight with Neville stopping a just arrived Batman who wisely decides to stay out of it and is very perplexed at how Ceres and Ivy practically became best friends after the fight that he is unable to arrest Ivy before they leave with the couple not only unknowingly stopping whatever she had planned but also helping Ivy with her issues. Ceres and Neville also become Mind Healers. Yandere Taylor-Worm The idea for this is inspired by Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen Hermione was a tad overprotective of Harry(she manages to frighten the Basilisk, Dementors, and Horntail.) As the Summary says Taylor is a Yandere; Danny and Annette know, Emma also knows, Sophia finds out the hard way, the ABB thugs find out the very hard way at the end of whatever hard object Taylor can get her hands on, and Amy is very annoyed at having to heal all of the idiots. Requirements: Taylor's relationship with who she claims is up to the Author. Taylor is what I like to call a Protective Yandere, basically she only shows any of the tendencies when those she claims as hers are threatened. Emma was taught how to curb Taylor's acts. Even when introduced to Sophia's worldview Emma doesn't betray Taylor. At first Taylor sees Sophia as a threat to Emma, causing them to fight and ousting Sophia as Shadow Stalker, where regardless of the outcome Taylor claims Sophia to said girl's bafflement and Emma's pity and amusement. Amy being claimed by Taylor but not Vicky. In fact Taylor and Vicky only get a long because of Amy as Taylor considers her a minor threat because of her Aura. Recomended: Emma has a bit of a sadistic streak. Annette being a Yandere(Emma looks at Sophia. with some sadistic amount of amusement, who has a dawning look of horror and Says"Well she had to get it from somewhere, right?" Sophia"What the Fuck have I gotten myself into?" (cue Hanya Mask)Annette"Language young lady" Sophia"Y-y-yes ma'am.") The ABB steering clear of Taylor and those she claims when they find out she's Yandere(Bakuda"I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid."). Sophia having Tsundere tendencies. If you do use the above Hanya Mask Taylor also has her own(another reason for the ABB to steer clear). Optional: Taylor having powers. The older Barnes' being aware Taylor is a Yandere. Mighty Morphin ParaRangers-Worm/Power Rangers Funnily enough I came up with this while reading Mazinja's fic Wonderful a Worm/Wonderful 101 crossover. When Taylor Triggered she connected to something much older and more powerful than the Entities. That something was the Morphing Grid. Now she must find and lead a new team of Rangers to save not only Earth Bet but all Earths. Requirements: The Grid is sentient but unable to communicate in the same way as human and does so in a similar manner to the Shards and Entities(think how it shows Taylor talking to Snarks in CmptrWz's Mauling Snarks), ParaRangers can understand it though. Only Parahumans can become Rangers due to the Grid not existing in the Betverse but it does in the Alephverse were the events from Mighty Morphin to Samurai(Super Samurai can be included with Samurai) at least take place. The Grid using Taylor as a temporary conduite, until it can gain a physical form in the Betverse, usurps the Shards tuning them into Zord Morphers(explained below) and granting them the powers they would Trigger with(much like how the Dino Gems gave the Rangers their abilities they show outside the Ranger Forms), the power also affects how their Ranger Form looks(Taylor has a Red version of her Skitter or Weaver costumes for example), what their weapons look like, and their Zords. Not only are the Zord Morphers serve as Morphers but also capable of taking form as a form of Companions, think something like Atlas, that range in size of a Tarantula at the smallest to a Volkswagen Beetle at the largest(pun intended) to ride on(that must be used more than once, maybe for non emergency movement unless it would be better to use) that can also turn into bikes/jets/boats that must also be used more than once, and become Power Armor. The Rangers are immune to Non Ranger Thinkers, with Contessa being the only exception and even then She can only tell that they are instrumental to Zion's defeat and that they should not be made into enemies. Recomended: Other Ranger Teams either getting in contact or coming to help. Emma never betrays Taylor who Triggered due to Annette's/Danny's death. Annette and/or Danny doesn't die and one or both become Rangers. The Grid eventually getting a robot body to better communicate with Non Rangers. Optional: Giving Taylor an AltPower if you don't want to use bug control Sophia being the eventual redeemed Evil Ranger. The Betverse Grid is actually dormant and is eventually activated by the Alephverse Grid. Something eventually causes the Rangers to conquer the US and Canada at least. Power? What Power?-Worm Somewhat inspired by Taylor's Adventures at the Bay by A_Ghost and The Endbringer Dating Simulator by Spktr Alpha. A challenge featuring a Powerless Male Taylor that unintentionally gains a harem even though he's Happy with just his girlfriend, helps revitalize Brockton Bay, and all while constantly being mistaken as one of the most powerful Capes in the US. Requirements: To reiterate Taylor is Male and everyone can tell even if he does get mistaken for Female(he looks like a male Annette) on occasion due to his long hair(think bishonen like Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho) and would be a Badass Normal(He in fact has no potential to Trigger at all) even if it gets overshadowed by most of the girls he tends to attract. His Charisma is so great that being put through Master/Stanger protocols and being checked for Powers is practically routine(though something always happens that make the results unknown or inconclusive) until some either mentions to ask Amy or mentions it to her. Emma never betrays Taylor in fact she is his girlfriend, though she still encounters the ABB in the ally and is saved by Sophia and decides to ask her and Taylor to train her. Sophia while tempered by Taylor, still affects Emma by unintentionally encouraging Emma to get Taylor multiple girlfriends due to an off hand comment about male lions and having a Pride of lionesses. While serious this needs to be mostly comedy. Annette lives and at first finds Emma's plans amusing and jokingly approves and helps and is completely surprised when those plans are enacted and actually work. Annette taught Taylor a lot about being a Badass Normal. Forbidden: More than TEN girls in the harem. Recomended: Emma Triggers with a Thinker power with one of her abilities helping her with her goals(maybe give her Queen Administrator who gives her a very limited version of Path to Victory) and is in fact the Cape everyone thinks Taylor is. Everyone is completely shocked when Amy admits to being a Lesbian if she joins. If Lisa joins she is completely shocked at how easy it was for Emma to get her despite her powers knowing what Emma was doing. Optional: Taylor manages to get one or two of the more dangerous female Capes like Bonesaw, Cherish, or Burnscar of the Nine, or Glaistig Uaine without Emma's prompts. Annette is Jack Slash's older sister(possible as according to the Slaughterhouse Nine Trivia section Jack Slash and Harbinger were no older than 12 when they killed King and Annette would of been 18) who absolutely terrifies him when she's angry. Corvinus: Chimera's Rise-Worm/Underworld Taylor is a descendant of Alexander Corvinus. When she Triggered The Queen Administrator awoke the dormant Corvinus Strain in her blood. She now has the ability to take on the traits of any animal she touches and even combine them. Requirements: As mentioned in in the summery Taylor has the ability to take on the traits of any animal she touches and even combine them and turning herself into an anthropomorphic Chimeric Hybrid like a Lycan's transformation or partial transformations like changing her muscles to emulate an ant's strength or gills. Queen Administrator gives her complete control over her abilities and instincts so she doesn't go into a feral state like William Corvinus. Taylor controls whether the Chimera Variant Strain can be passed on. Forbidden: Danny and Taylor having a falling out after her Trigger/Awakening. Recomended: Taylor/Eve. Queen Administrator gives Taylor the knowledge of the Corvinus Strain and its origins, whether that includes knowledge of the Lycans and Vampires is up to the author. Optional: An alternate history of the Underworld series happening on Earth Bet if one of Taylor's ancestors didn't come from an alternate Earth. Chains of Creation-Worm AltPower fic to have more Projection Type Master-Taylor's that doesn't involve a minion of some type where Taylor Triggers with the power to create and control Chains. Requirements: As said Taylor creates and controls chains(think Chains of Enkidu or Chakra Chains as possible but not limited to in looks) and not just looking like the usual metal chains but any type of chains like molecular chains and I don't (just) mean creating polymers; as in a very loose way manipulating elements of the Periodic Table to for instance manipulate Carbon to create graphite or diamond is manipulation of molecular chains, though she'd have to really work to achieve such, having a normal person's knowledge of how that works is all that's needed. Sophia is a friend of Taylor and Emma, maybe even before she Triggered and they both along with at least Danny and Annette if she is alive do their best to help Sophia, maybe getting her away from her family depending on how their portrayed. Forbidden: Sophia and Emma betraying Taylor. Recomended: Assault or Battery being related to Danny or Annette. Optional: Danny is Marquis and Annette is Lustrum(She never dies or gets Bird Caged and handled the extremists herself), maybe call their combined forces The Shining Marche. Amy is of course Taylor's sister, full or half doesn't matter, and she still has romantic feelings for Vicky which is a point of some amusement for her family, confusion for Vicky when they are in costume as she likes to flirt with Glory Girl, anger/paranoia for Brandish, and possibly friends with Vicky as well. Assault or Battery are moles in the Protectorate. Sophia is a follower of Annette/Lustrum and is a mole in the Wards. Taylor still goes to Winslow, but more for being the leader/contact of The Shining Marche in the school. Automata Taylor-Worm/NieR:Automata Got the idea for this before I even finished Route A and was somewhat surprised the crossover hadn't been done yet. What if when Taylor Triggered she gained a Breaker form of a NieR:Automata Android as well as the Memories of 2B, 9S, and A2, and a Tinker power to create Plug-In Chips, Pods, Pod Programs and Weapons. Requirements: Taylor can switch between Combat and Scanner Models but only once every 6-24 hours depending on damage and length of time spent in said form, severe enough damage will keep her out of a form for longer, if both Models are damaged to much it can be up to Two Weeks(B-Mode and Self Destruct are good examples of the longest recovery time). The Models can self repair but only if she isn't in either form. Plug-In Chips can be used outside her Breaker state at a reduced power output for any Chip always being at the weakest version of the Chip(For example whether it be Shock Wave1 or Shock Wave5 outside of the Breaker State the power of the Chip will always equal the power of Shock Wave). Recomended: One of Taylor's favorite Chip is the Shock Wave Chip if only because it is the only available Range attack outside Pods. Taylor creating other type of Pods and Programs beside the ones in the game. Partnering with Dragon to create the Pods and Programs because she doesn't have the resources to create them and that they could be useful to Law Enforcement and possibly other areas as well. As well as Taylor posibly finding out Dragon is an A.I. and the two eventually creating Dragon an Android body(though if you want to be technical it would actually be a Gynoid body :). As Her Cape name Taylor calls herself 13T. Optional: The Memories of 2B, 9S, and A2 are their actual Minds and are capable of communicating with Taylor. Medical and Enhancement items. Possibility for others like Armsmaster being able to use Plug-In Chips but at a reduced power level(similar to Third Requirement but staying at 2 as the Technologies aren't entirely compatible). Weapon Nut-Worm/RWBY An Alt-Power challenge where Taylor finds out that Sophia is Shadow Stalker at least a day before Christmas break but before returning to school after the break; Where in shock and despair she winds up in the middle of a fire fight with Armsmaster, Miss Militia, and Kid Win and one of the Gangs and Triggers. Requirements: Taylor originally Triggers with Ruby Rose's Speed Semblense and Aura but due to the presence of Armsmaster, Miss Militia, and Kid Win also triggers with a Tinker specialty in Remnant weapons. Taylor telling the three why she was there, along with the situation causes her to Trigger; Miss Militia in anger and concern goes overkill and brings out a Very Big Gun. Piggot is Taylor's Aunt or Godmother but her work keeps her rather busy, Taylor(and Danny/Annette) has on multiple occasions tried to get her to seek parahuman healing; finding out Taylor triggered and what was happening causes her to wonder if that would have happened if she hadn't been so stubborn and has her seek out Panacea. Whether you pair her with Danny or not, Hannah/Miss Militia and Taylor must have a familial relationship. Recomended: Annette lives. Danny is apparently attracted to the Bad/Tough Girl type: pairing him with Kayden, Hannah, Faultline, Rebecca Costa-Brown, or Contessa if Annette dies. Optional: Taylor due to not being able to say Emily and Annette continuing to encourage it out of amusement calls Piggot Auntie Em(the look on everyone's faces). Annette is actually an Alias for Contessa. Annette actually works for Cauldron. Attraction, Protection, and Synergy-Worm When Taylor Triggered with The Queen Administrator she didn't gain the Master ability to control bugs instead she gained the ability to attract most female parahumans, and make them protective of her while also making it so that they can work together and enhance, control, and combine each others powers. Requirements: Other than her power Taylor is completely baseline human in the begining. The female parahumans do not have to be in a romantic/sexual relationship with Taylor, they can be/are also just friends or sister/mother/aunt figures. Only affects the ones who are at least thirteen. No more than ten female parahumans so the author doesn't have to worry to much about keeping track. Forbidden: No pairing Taylor with anyone more than five years older then she is. Recomended: As a supreme bit of Irony Sophia is also affected but her mind set off sets it and makes her a Tsundere to peoples surprise and eventual amusement. To go with the above Piggott decides that working with Taylor and her group(if she tries to be independent) is a rather fitting punishment especially if Taylor winds up crippled in some way that she requires a helper or she just felt like it. If Taylor does wind up with a Harem they are all Dere types. Optional: To oppose the first recommended she instead becomes much worse and violent. The Marriage Law(That Backfired)-Harry Potter Got the Idea from reading Sakura Lisel's Marriage Law Rejection Letters oddly enough. We see many fics that have the Ministry enact Marriage Laws for one reason or another(a lot of times because of Lucius' plans or re population), this asks that, but with my own twist. Requirements: FemHarry(who I will call Alexandria or Alex for this Challenge, but the author can rename her if you want). Alex willingly gives her blood to resurrect Tom and which allows Alex to subtly manipulate him. Begins Fifth year at least. Alex was never as Light as people believed. Alex became obsessed with Tom Riddle as soon as she saw him-i.e Alexandria/Tom. Hermione, Ginny, Susan, Luna, and Daphne are her best friends and follow her loyally(the author can choose who their with). The girls are the True Masterminds behind the Law and have manipulated the Ministry, DE's, and the Marriage Law to favor them(Tom gets the Short End of the Stick) and every other girl. Like her namesake Alexandria is bent on Conquering at least Magical Britain. Petigrew is Loyal to Alex, in what way is authors choise. Forbidden: Alex and the Girls being completely Light. Recomended: Alexandria is is the descendant of Alexander the Great. The Potter's-at least James and Lily-and the Marauders aren't as Light as people believe. To go with the Second Recomended Lily and the Marauders create at least one Horcrux, They(Lily at least)must also improve the ritual. Peter is Loyal to them as well. If not the the above Third then they have what I call a Ghost Portrait that is like a portrait imprint that is attached to a stone or gem necklace like a hologram(think of it like a portrait in the form of a ghost yet only able to go a certain distance and between connected necklaces). Optional: Alex holding Tom's Horcruxes Hostage. Time and Souls-Harry Potter This is my take on a combination of Soul Bonds and the Scar Horcrux is Fake ideas. When Voldemort struck Alexia Potter with the Killing Curse both are shocked to find themselves in Limbo and in front of Death who tells them most of what they knew was a lie and that they are really Soulmates who were supposed to bring forth an age of unity between Dark and Light magics. Requirements: The Scar Horcrux is Fake. Must happen at the Graveyard, Department of Mysteries, or The Forbidden Forrest. Must time travel to when Lily and the Marauders are in school with Alexia being in the year she should be in if not for above events. Alexia must also go into the year above or below Lily and the Marauders. Alexia must befriend Lily regardless of the house she's in and has no issues on calling the Marauders and teachers out on any bullying. Tom regains his sanity that creating horcruxes caused him to loose and refuses to continue the destructive path he was on before. Dumbledore isn't evil per say, just highly intolerant to change, believes he knows best, and is afraid of how seductive he believes Dark magic is or if someone learns to much they could become a Dark Lord/Lady. Forbidden: Soulmates able to kill each other. Recomended: When in Limbo Tom and Alexia wind up naked in front each other and Death who is either a Troll or completely uncaring of how they appear. When in Limbo Tom and Alexia also meet James and Lily who's younger selves somehow get their memories of the future and the meeting. Optional: Tom and Alexia not getting along in the beginning. Reading HERMIT532's Riddle And The Ancient Contract and/or Potter In Forks for how Tom and the Death Eaters act and their agenda. Of Wands and...-Harry Potter A Time/Dimension Travel Idea I've not seen before. Some inspiration for this can be awarded to kathryn518 and her fic I'm Still Here. Harry winds up traveling time or dimensions and winds up becoming the Blood Adopted Child and Apprentice of Olivander. Requirements: As the summery says Harry must be blood adopted and taken as an apprentice. Must attend Hogwarts. The year, both grade and time period, is up to author. Must befriend Lily or his/her male/female counterpart. Regardless how they act if Harry's counterpart sibling is the Wrong Child Who Lived they still care for their family even if they are almost completely psychopathic or sociopathic. If during the Marauder era, they are bullies and before their fourth year, the Marauders must be made to realize such and change by the end of the fourth or Christmas of fifth year. Forbidden: Neglectful/Abusive James and Lily if during Harry's original School years. Recomended: Not being related to Lily in home dimension but was loved by her anyway(with either James cheated on her, came about because of a one time threesome but mother died, or mother was another wife or part of a three way relationship as examples). Optional: Scrambled genetics if you want to pair Harry with Lily/counterpart and don't like how close they might be. Preventing as many as possible from becoming Death Eaters. Diagonally-Harry Potter What if when Harry used the Floo for the first time at the Weasley's instead of winding up at Borgin and Burkes, he instead found himself at Potter Mannor just before or just after James, Lily, and his sibling(s) arrive after having been out of Britain for years. Requirements: James and Lily were lied to and told that Harry, Sirius, and Remus had died. Compulsions were used, who did so is up to the author. James and Lily went somewhere that didn't get news about Britain. James and Lily must take legal action against the Dursleys depending on how they treated Harry. Forbidden: Dumbledore bashing. His positions and other politics tied his hand for a lot things concerning Harry. Potter Bashing they would never leave Harry, Sirius, and Remus behind, and none of the children they have after/left with them are spoiled brats. Parring Harry with Hermione, Daphne, or Ginny. Nothing against them but other than Luna(who you can pair with Harry)I personally believe they're the most used Hogwarts girls to pair him with; any brothers he may have are fair game though. Recomended: Harry some how travels dimensions(or doesn't) and winds up crashing into a female of the Potter family. James and Lily run into Remus where ever they are which prompts their return to Britain. Harry winding up with at least three girls with some sort of theme,Ex: Luna, Astoria, Gabrielle who can fit both the Blonde and Younger girl themes. Good Dursleys especially if dimension travel is involved. Optional: Some sort of bond if you do the dimension travel. To go with the first optional and recommended a kiss ensues. Dimensional Travelling James and Lily. Of Jumping Dimensions and Drunken Marriages-Any series/Any Crossover Decided to create a Drunken Marriage Challenge with my own twist. The Idea is that the Character of the Author's Choice gets blackout drunk, winds up jumping dimensions, and ends up married to a native of that World. Requirements: Almost any character is welcome be it Natsu Dragneel who marries Lily Evens(or Potter who survived and preferably left with her child), or Tom Riddle who marries Tsunade Senju, it is as said in the summery the Author's Choice. The Dimension Jumper can not learn the Powers of the World they land in unless it uses the same energy, like Natsu jumping from Fiore to England he can learn that type of magic, but if Tom Riddle jumps to the Elemental Nations he can't learn how to use Chakra, the only exception is if they have an ancestor from their(though I would prefer they didn't). Forbidden: The couples permanently trying to break up, being separated, or trying to kill each other. Supergirl/any character(already plenty of those). Recomended: Beastboy/FemHarry. Beastboy/FemNaruto. Xander Harris/FemHarry. Xander Harris/FemNaruto. A Shapeshifter going to the RWBYverse winds up stuck in an animal and married to a Faunus of the same animal species. Optional: If you can find a way to pull it off you can Marry Hermione Granger's cat Crookshanks to Blake Belladonna in the RWBYverse as a crack pairing if you want. The Trickster Lawyer-Harry Potter/Avengers/Marvel Once again an other challenge inspired by sakurademonalchemist, this time it's Tricksters and Gods and Angel Avenger The premise for this is that either to have Lily or FemHarry(who will be called Raven for this challenge,but can be given a different name by the author) is in fact Loki and also a Lawyer. Requirements: Loki a fit of rebellion and/or boredom, becomes Lily or Raven through either time travel, de-aging and shapeshifting, or a rebirthing ritual or what ever you can think of. Loki constrains his magic to mortal levels for a mortal life time. Lily/Raven retains her memories as Loki except if a rebirthing ritual or similar is used then they must remember no latter than 17 mortal years. Lily/Raven must be a Lawyer. Lily must raise her child/children. Lily/Raven refuse to live in Asgard permanently. Lily/Raven being hired by Tony Stark. Forbidden: Odin having anything to do with it other than causing Loki to act. Mutant and Superhero Registration Acts passing. Sirius going to Azkaban. Recomended: Lily-Loki/Tony. Lily-Loki/Bruce. Raven-Loki/Tony. Raven-Loki/Bruce. If Lily is Loki at least one of her children if there is more also become a Lawyer. If Raven is Loki Lily is also a Lawyer. Optional: James living. Marriage Contract Conundrum-Harry Potter Figured I do my own Marriage Contract challenge with my own twist. Probably going to get some flak for it too. It's rather common to see fics that have Harry/FemHarry(who I'll call Raven for this challenge) being set up in a marriage contract with Ron or Ginny By Dumbledore and Molly and/or Arthur, this time Ron has nothing to do with any of the plans and is completely against it, unfortunately there are complications. Requirements: Good Ron who would never intentionally betray his friends. Hermione and the rest of the Weasley's roles are up to the author. The main pairing is Ron/Raven. The contract is inescapable except for one loophole: The Contract states that Raven takes the Weasley name, to to get out of it Ron must take the Potter name. The Jealousy over Raven's name coming out of the Goblet either never happened or he was potioned/spelled to do so and Raven at least removed them. Ron does not hate Slytherins(thanks to Petigrew/Sirius since both were Gryffindors) but is wary of them. Forbidden: Raven being in a current relationship with a guy. Recomended: Gideon and Fabian Prewitt place a joke clause in their will that states that if one of their sister's children marry before they graduate Hogwarts they become Lord/Lady Prewitt. Raven being in a relationship with another girl and Ron having no problem with it and can be Lady Prewitt if you choose to use the first recommended. Optional: To go with the second recommended the girl is a Slytherin. Dark Addiction-Harry Potter We see a lot of fics that have the Dark Arts be addictive but doesn't really explore it, this challenge asks for that. An example would be Harry finding Hermione practicing Dark Arts or the reverse, what about James and Lily? Sirius and Harry? Draco and FemHarry? Requirements: Regardless of who finds who, the finder is supportive and does their best to help the found, James for example must still be supportive of Lily and help her deal with her addiction in a safe manner. Only decades or more of practice in a family will cause children to be born with the addiction. Dark Arts withdrawal side effects include spontaneous and irrational behavior(Sirius is a good example of this). The Dark Arts do not necessarily turn someone evil or insane(Bellatrix and Riddle are good examples for this), that is what the Black Arts do(an example of a Black Art would be Horcruxes). Unless/Until they cast a Black Art spell Dark Arts users can still cast Light and White Arts(an example of a White Art would be the Patronus). Forbidden: The Finder joining the Found in using the Dark Arts unless they are from a Dark or Dark leaning Neutral. Neither the Finder nor the Found will use Black Arts intentionally. Recomended: Marauder's era with James and Lily, maybe add in a time travelling Harry/FemHarry and maybe Harry/FemHarry's girlfriend/boyfriend. Gathering a Family-Harry Potter/Sekirei Both in cannon and Fan fics we see that Mikogami is a spoiled and uncaring brat, what if a few years before cannon someone arrived in his life that changed that? Requirements: Harry or femHarry must be seen as an older sibling at least, and if paired with Mikogami cannot be more three years older than him(must have left after the Tournament end, after the Dementors, or Sirius' death if paired with Mikogami). Mikogami cannot see the Sekirei as Toys or possessions of some kind but as Family due to Harry/femHarry's influence. Forbidden: Slash between Mikogami, Harry, or Mutsu(the closest that comes to that is powering Mutsu's Norito or something like cuddling on the couch durring a movie). Adding Sekirei that Mikogami doesn't wing to his Flock. Harry/femHarry cannot wing any of Seo's, Minato's, or Mikogami's(Mutsu being the exception for FemHarry) Flock. Recomended: Depending on how rich he/she is Harry/femHarry keeps MBI from buying up Tokyo. Optional: Harry/femHarry sneaking their way as a major share holder of MBI. The Princess and the Ferret-Harry Potter I'm sure you can guess what two things inspired this, so on with the summery. What if during Fourth year when Draco was turned into a ferret by Moody/Crouch Jr. a mistake was made? What if Draco was stayed as a ferret when McGonagall tried to turn him back? Requirements: Strictly FemHarry/Draco(both actually have crushes on each other but Draco's initial attitude put her off). FemHarry's name must mean princess or she is named after one. when McGonagall tries to turn him back it only gives him the ability to speak, problem is only FemHarry can understand him. I will also accept FemHarry being able to speak animals instead of the above if you want(maybe have her mentored by a Dolittle?) James and Lily alive. FemHarry's best Male friend is Neville. If you do a wrong child who lived fic James and Lily cannot be abusive or neglectful, and the sibling cannot be arrogant, the same also applies to the Longbottoms. Forbidden: FemHarry can't be named Diana(to obvious), Hime(also to obvious as well as generic) or Prinsessa or others that sound similar to Prinsessa. Recomended: Draco initially being a combination of James and Sirius without the pranks and playboy attitude. Hermione/Neville. Hermione being aware of FemHarry's crush and make not so subtle references to the Princess and the Frog. Lily remarking/complaining that history is repeating itself. Family is Important-Harry Potter/Iron Man(Avengers) After a night out with her recently discovered Sister Raven Potter(can choose another name) wakes up not only with a massive hangover but in bed with both her Sister and her Sister's boss/boyfriend who just so happens to be Pepper Potts and Tony Stark. Requirements: To confirm Pepper is Raven's sister; whether she is older, younger, magical, squib, had her magic sealed, or is her half sister is up to the author. Both Raven and Pepper wind up pregnant or Pepper is already unknowingly pregnant. Other than the awkwardness and what ever occurs they don't think much of what happened and in fact get along well and practically become the best of friends. Raven cannot hide her pregnancy from Tony and Pepper and also refuses to let her baby grow up without knowing it's daddy. The main focus of this fic is the relationship between Raven, Pepper, and Tony anything else is background or used to help advance what ever type of relationship the author chooses for them. Forbidden: Tony and Pepper refusing to have anything to do with Raven and the baby. Recomended: Raven owning her own medical company that does not discriminate, in fact discrimination regardless how small is instant grounds for termination. Fury respects Raven, and develops a rather healthy fear of her when pregnant. Optional: Mistress of Death Raven. One Scary Bird-Harry Potter This idea is based off of the fics that have a very intelligent and/or scary Hedwig; Most recently from reading Temporal Knight's What If: Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path AU Ch.2 Hedwig decides Harry needs a Mate, when someone offers a clueless Harry an unsigned Betrothal contract she decides to use that to her advantage. Requirements: Hedwig must be scarily intelligent at least and capable of doing things that baffle everyone else. Hedwig is very protective of Harry and the chosen Female. The Female chosen cannot be older than twenty if human; Immortal or extremely long lived beings are aloud as long as they can pass as human looking. Forbidden: Evil/Dark Lord Dumbledore. Recomended: James and Lily alive. Lily or at least her ghost conspires with Hedwig to get grandkids(complete with moments where she embarrasses the couple) Optional: Hedwig is Lily. Hedwig somehow turns human and signs the Contract herself. Hedwig fights/kills the Basilisk/a Dementor/the Horntail. Complicated Relationships-Harry Potter Idea came to me when I was reading JerichosRiot's The Truth Down Under. What if when Harry Potter and his secret girlfriend were looking for a place so they could spend time together, they managed to stumble upon his sister and her secret boyfriend? Requirements: The secret boyfriend and girlfriend as well as Harry and the chosen girl must at least be friends, siblings or sibling figures and must not know the other is dating a Potter until they found out about each other. If alive James and Lily can not be abusive or neglectful if one of their children is the Child Who Lived; Same for Frank and Alice if they remain sane. The reveal must at least contain some humorous shock disbelief. Harry and his friend/sister/sister figure while shocked must be supportive of the others relationship even if other friends and family are not. Forbidden: detailed Lemons. Recomended: Harry/Lucia(OC sister of Draco, can use different name) and Draco/Raven(OC sister of Harry, can use different name){The pairings I first thought of}. Harry/Pansy and Draco/Hermione. Harry/FemTeacher and Raven/Severus. Optional: Raven/Tom or Diary Tom. Dark but good Tom or Diary Tom is the part that got all the positive aspects of the soul splitting to go with above pairing especially if James and or Lily is alive. Parents and Parenthood-Harry Potter Got the idea from rereading HERMIT532's Riddle And The Ancient Contract. There are a lot of fics that have Harry/FemHarry and his/her Girlfriend/Boyfriend become teen parents; the ones I've encountered mostly involved Harry/Hermione, though I have read one that's Harry/Daphne, one that was the summery of a FemHarry/Cedric were Cedric still died, one is a FemHarry/Natasha(Avengers), one is a FemHarry/Lucifer(Supernatural) and one is a FemHarry/Fred(?)(Percy Jackson). Every one of them have Harry/FemHarry only dealing with the friends/family/whoever of the Girlfriend/Boyfriend and maybe Sirius an Remus, so what if James and Lily were still alive? Requirements: James and Lily live and while shocked and disappointed must be supportive. The Boyfriend/Harry can not abandon the Girlfriend/FemHarry. The Girlfriend's/Boyfriend's can try to forcefully keep them apart though. Forbidden: Unless it's a Slash/Femslash pairing, no Hermione, Daphne, Luna, Ginny, Fred, George, Cedric, or Draco(usually don't like mpreg fics, but I'll make an exception for this challenge). Anyone more than 10 years older than Harry/FemHarry. Recomended: The more shocking of who Harry/FemHarry's girlfriend/boyfriend the better. Diary Tom/FemTom is the mother/father(aloud because the regained body is still the same as when the Horcrux was created). Optional: Crossover, character from another series being the mother/father. Hedwig The Immortal Guide Owl-Harry Potter/Any crossover Idea came from reading the last scene of ch. 11 of arober94's A Potter in America. We see many fics that have Harry reincarnating into other worlds like Naruto with his memories intact, this is not one of those challenges. Instead while Harry does get reincarnated it is Hedwig who follows his soul wherever it might wind up as his constant companion, friend, guide, and occasionally mother figure. Requirements: Hedwig is Immortal, nothing but the end of the multiverse can kill her, though she can be sealed. Hedwig can only be in the form of an owl and if the World allows human(if she is capable of learning various powers is up to the author, though if she does she must relearn them each time she changes Dimensions). Hedwig must at least have a telepathic bond with Harry and his incarnations. Even as an ordinary owl Hedwig is still able to protect Harry. Recomended: Harry reincarnating as a female version of himself with an alive and non-neglectful/abusive James and Lily. Hedwig as an unintentional force of Chaos who existence and watching over of the reincarnations throws the Fates plans out the window. Harry reincarnating as a female Naruto and maybe Kushina alive. Optional: Harry reincarnating as other characters in Potterverse like James and Lily or Tom Riddle Jr. The things Hedwig would probably say. Partner of Death, Parent of a Demigod-Harry Potter/Percy Jackson/Possible others if you want The Idea for this comes from the fics that have Naruto as a father to a demigod and the fics that have Harry as the "Master of Death" in which he is more of a Partner/Companion/Lacky etc. What if when Harry United the Hallows instead of becoming Death's Master he instead finds out it's more of a Partnership/Drafting to help Thanatos take out threats such as Riddle and his Horcruxes? Requirements: After Voldemort is dead Harry is given the option to train in other Dimensions(after all Death exists everywhere) and return to his home Dimension afterwards(must at least help during the Titan War if he chooses to live in the dimension he trained in or going to another if you choose to do so). Similar type of Immortality as if the Doors of Death are open, at Thanatos's discretion of course(in other words Thanatos has complete control over how immortal Harry is). Harry must have a demigod child by the time events of The Lightning Thief begins. Harry must at least be capable of fighting on par with minor gods(even if only to a very close draw in the gods favor) and make the major gods work for their win. Forbidden: Slash pairing for Harry. Recomended: FemHarry/Thanatos. On friendly terms with Artemis and her Hunters. Harry's demigod child being Hestia's or Artemis. Optional: Harry having a lover from the dimension he trained in join him in his home dimension. Power of the Misunderstood-Pokemon What if instead of getting Pikachu as his starter, Ash instead obtained a Pokemon that is normally misunderstood do to it's looks, lack of power, attitude, or nature? Requirements: As mentioned in the summery the pokemon must be misunderstood, for example: Magikarp & Gyarados, Absol, Darkrai, Yvetal, or Feebas. Ash has a way to calm pokemon and make them feel safe(how is up to author). Forbidden: Slash. Recomended: FemAsh(If you choose to go this route,I will only accept FemAsh with a single pair of male twins[kind of how some people pair FemHarry with Fred & George] if you want to do polyandry). Ash also taking care of abandoned and abused pokemon. Optional: AshHarem. Crossover with a character from another series taking Ash's place(just replace Ash's name with who you choose in the above). Pokegirl fic(must have an actual plot, cannot just be smut, unless you can somehow create a one shot from this challenge). Child of Voldemort-Harry Potter This Challenge is inspired by all the fics where Harry is Voldemort's son and the couple FemVoldemort fics I encountered. What if in trying to find a way to have an eternally young body along with immortality, Voldemort not only became young again but accidentally turned himself into a baby, and not just any baby, but Lily Evans? "Well at least I get the Eternally Young Body I wanted...even if it's not what I expected." Requirements: Whether Lily keeps her memories as Riddle/Voldemort when the change happens is up to the author, but if not must regain them no latter than that Halloween and furious at the one responsible for attacking her family and using her Voldemort persona in such a way(Lily lives by the way). Even if born male, outside of panicking for a short time, Tom embraces his new life as Lily. James and the Marauders learn that Dark does not mean Evil. James eventual finding out who Lily use to be, and after getting over the shock doesn't care. Forbidden: Dark/Evil Lily(Tom) Recomended: instead of having a Dark Lord Dumbledore, One of Tom's previously made Horcruxes is the one who became the Dark Lord Voldemort or you could do both. James survives that night. Optional: Voldemort being a girl naturally. FemHarry. Strength of Soul, Powers Control-Naruto The Idea for this comes from the fics that have an alive Minato and Kushina and where Minato Seals Kurama's Chakra into Naruto's sibling(s)(usually sister(s)) and his soul into Naruto which then turn into neglect fics with the sibling(sometimes) being a spoiled brat; This challenge asks for something similar but then takes a different turn. Requirements: Naruto gets Kurama's soul, the sibling(s) his Chakra. Kurama's chakra can not be fully and safely controlled without his soul being near Naruto returns the difficulty to the level of a normal Jinchuriki(distance up to author). Regardless of what the adults try to do the sibling(s) must have a close bond(exactly how close is up to author) with Naruto because of Kurama's Chakra and Soul resonating or something similar including refusing to train if Naruto doesn't. Minato and Kushina must begin to repent by the Genin Exams if they are neglectful towards Naruto. If Minato and Kushina are neglectful the Siblings get stronger together without there parent's noticing. Naruto must at least be with either Tayuya, Kin, FemKurama, or all three. Forbidden: Slash/Yaoi. The girls of the Konoha 12, FemHaku, Temari and any woman older than 25 if you do a harem. Recomended: FemNaruto(Pairing with Shino, Kurama, Haku, or Itachi[no polyandry/reverse Harem, a different guy can be chosen as long as they are not older than 25]). Naruto and Sibling(s) are all girls. Optional: Romantic relations between Naruto and his Sibling(s). Tayuya being an Uzumaki. Lily and Harry's New Life and Travels-Harry Potter/Pokemon What if that Halloween Night instead of dying by the Killing Curse Lily along with Harry were transported to the Pokemon World? Requirements: Whichever Region you choose Lily becomes a Field Researcher for the Professor as well as a either a Trainer, Coordinator, Breeder, etc.(authors choice) while raising Harry during her travels. Lily must eventually catch/obtain a pokemon that dislikes/hates humans or at least has a disobedient attitude that eventually, at least, opens up to her and Harry and becomes fiercely protective of them. You must go through Lily's first League, Festival, Breeder Competition, etc. before time skipping to the start of Harry's Journey if choose to write it. Harry and Lily befriending the Legendaries, even helping Ash occasionally. Forbidden: Hostile magicals coming to the Pokemon World. Harry or Lily willingly returning to their Original world. Recomended: Harry and Lily have at least one Legendary each on their team. Magic either is or was turned into Psychic power. James still alive. Alive James and Marauders showing up no earlier than during Lily's first League, Festival, Breeder Competition, etc. But can have arrived in the pokemon world earlier, it just took them that long to find/get to her and Harry. Animagus and Werewolf Forms becoming pokemon or eggs(Arceus refuses to have something as dangerous as Werewolves running around either way). Optional: Pairing Lily with one of the Younger regional Professors if James isn't alive, or if he is there is still Professors' Ivy and Aurea Juniper. Harry being dragged into the Tri-Wizard Tournament and meeting an alive James, Lily with the help of a Legendary arriving a week latter at the earliest. Trinity:Bonds of Love Across Time-Harry Potter This Challenge is inspired by re-reading SymphonySamurai's Potter's Angel while listening to Martina Mcbride's This One's For The Girls around the 15 years later point. They were devastated when She Died in front of Them; Now They seek to Go Back and Save Her while destroying Those responsible. Requirements: The pairing must Male/Female/Female(For example: Harry/Hermione/Daphne) or Female/Female/Female(For example: FemHarry/Tonks/Fleur), I will also accept FemHarry with Fred and George and only them as a Male/Female/Male pairing. The One Lost is up to the Author. Their main focus is the one Lost and the destruction of the One who caused it; Dumbledore, Voldemort or whoever wasn't the One responsible is either a secondary objective or potential Ally. Recomended: FemHarry is the One Lost in the Female/Female/Female Trio. If you use FemHarry/Tonks/Fleur make FemHarry an Animagus. Optional: Ripple Effect: By choosing to do different things once back they find out James and Lily are alive but are either captured, amnesiac, or in stasis. A Mother's Love: The Summoning-Harry Potter/Stand alone or Any Crossover We see a lot of fics that have Lily sacrifice her life to save baby Harry and enacting a Blood Ward, what if instead she found a summoning ritual that would bring forth a protector? Requirements: Lily must live. The One summoned can be anyone or anything as long as it is sentient, for instance it could be Kaguya Ootsuki, Issei Hyodou, or even the Rabbit of Caerbannog. There must be a price involved for the protection: Kaguya could demand Harry as a consort, Issei could turn Lily and Harry into Devils for his Peerage, The Rabbit bonds to one of them as a familiar etc. Forbidden: The summoned cannot harm Harry or Lily regardless of their nature nor can they be completely heartless and uncaring. Recomended: Lily summoning Gnarl and becoming the Overlady. Lily summoning a Berserker Class Servant who prevents her from using magic. Lily summoning a Sentient Weapon like the Witchblade. Lily summoning a Heretic God and becoming a Campione(to work around the forbidden maybe the God/dess allowed themselves to be summoned and Killed by Lily because they were impressed by her Love for and Devotion towards protecting Harry), maybe even have Harry become a Campione at a latter date. Optional: James alive/revived. FemHarry The Grey Lord: Summoning Death's Master-Harry Potter There are a lot of fics that have Dumbledore and the Order Summon a Harry from an other Dimension to defeat Voldemort/The Dark Lord, I even made a previous Challenge that does so; This one also is different from the usual ones. What if the Ritual used to summon someone to defeat the Dark Lord was different than others, what if besides a certain number of people it also required a Human sacrifice? Requirements: The person used for the sacrifice must be Lily, Harry, or FemHarry. The One Summoned must be the Master of Death and a Grey Lord/Lady. The Grey Lord/Lady who I will call Harry for this Challenge, but can be anyone you choose, must be disgusted at how he was summoned promptly resurrects the one sacrificed and refuses to work with the Order. There can only be one Master of Death in any world, so Harry immediately assumes the position on arrival; Death also refuses to have a master that will abuse the position and regardless of a Masters exact role can be easily dismissed. The Hallows of the summoning dimension also keep their power, but being brought together doesn't make someone the Master; They also can be easily sensed, negated, and summoned by Harry. Forbidden: Two of the same people/souls alive in the same world, ex: Two Lilys can not exist at once but a Harry and FemHarry can(while probably not the best analogy, it's somewhat like how water takes the shape of it's container). Male Slash. Recomended: Lily Evens/Potter(one who never married James, was the only one to Survive, married someone else, or was the "Chosen One" of her world), Hermione, Luna, Lily Luna Potter, or Rose Weasley as the Grey Lady and Master of Death. Optional: Harry and Deaths having a Lovers type of Master/Servant relationship, who is which is up to author. Using a Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife/Sibling of Lily, Harry, or FemHarry as the sacrifice. Instead of resurrecting the sacrificed the summoned Grey Lord/Lady possesses the body temporarily and then resurrecting once they regain their own body. Ship Raised-Harry Potter Inspired by Ares.Granger's Fresh Start (or New Beginnings). For as long as she could remember Lily had always been fascinated by the sea and longed to sail across the world; James Potter's Love for his Wife saw a boat be built to provide everything She would need to fulfill her dream; That October Night made it a necessity. Requirements: At least Lily must survive the attack and take and raise Harry on the ship instead of going to a house either in Britain or another country. Sirius must be free, whether he and Remus also leave on the ship or catch up latter is up to the author. Harry and Lily eventually gain a blessing/spell/item etc. that allows them to breath underwater indefinitely and in any temperature or depth. Forbidden: Pairing Harry with Hermione, Daphne, or Luna; they can still be friends or sister figures if you want. Recomended: James lives. Harry and Lily getting aquatic familiars. Amphibious Animagi forms. Optional: If James doesn't live pairing Lily with someone. Pairing Harry or Lily with a Nereid, Oceanid, Selkie, or some other sea/ocean spirit and is also the only way the above Forbidden is allowed(meaning fresh water spirits are out). Lily befriends a Cecaelia and is appropriately teased about it. Time Travel and A Baby-Harry Potter Inspired by PokePotterfan93's A Baby Changes Everything and HPOD sufferer's Sitting On The Baby as well as the usual time travel fics that put the older mind in a younger body and WhiteTigerWolf's Alternate Lily Challenge to some extent. What if at the same time Voldemort attacked the Potters on Halloween, an alternate James and Lily who were paired together in Potions in 6th/7th year had their potion explode causing the older minds to merge with their younger alternate's minds, on top of that Baby Harry joins them. Requirements: The potion explosion is blamed for baby Harry showing up. Even if not related to Slytherin James and/or Lily are natural Parslemouths or become such because of Voldemort's attack. Harry must also still be a Parslemouth because of the above requirement. Forbidden: Only those they know they can trust can know the truth. Recomended: Slughorn could have had a love potion brewing or sitting about that is initially blamed for how James and Lily get along. Good Snape, he never snapped at Lily and considers her a sister even if he once had a crush on her; whether he becomes a Death Eater or not is up to Author. Optional: Sirius and Remus getting their future/alternate selves memories. Good Voldemort and Death Eaters and Evil Dumbledore. To go with the second optional Lily is Tom's Daughter/Niece etc; If Niece Lily's mother could be Tom's twin(you don't have to make Tom good for this if you don't want to). The Habañero and the Tournament-Naruto/Harry Potter This Challenge is inspired by the works of SakuraLisel and sakurademonalchemist. What if after Kurama was sealed in Naruto a barely alive Kushina was suddenly whisked away while holding her child, bringing Naruto with her, after waking up after being healed she not only finds that her birth parents alive and have been looking for her but also that She is no longer in the Elemental Nations. Requirements: Alive James and Lily. Kushina and Kurama must be on at least neutral terms while slowly becoming friends before his extraction. Chakra and Magic rarely mix, with someone only being born with one or the other, except rare cases like the Uzumaki who almost always have both. Blood adoption or not Kushina must be an Uzumaki. There must be a reason Elementia and Terra have very little interactions with each other(ex:the path/portal only opening every 20 years or so). Kushina is brought to wherever the summoning is on Oct. 10 of what would be her 14th year, she can't be summoned by the Goblet but must still be in the Tournament. Forbidden: Potter bashing, even if a sibling considered the child who lived, Kushina vanished and wound up in Elementia the night Voldemort attacked. Recomended: The summoning having the unexpected effect of freeing Kurama either giving him a smaller fox body or turning him into a baby that Kushina decides to raise(memories and fox features optional). Optional: Kushina de-aging. Kushina being 1-3 years older than a possible sibling that gets declared the child who lived. Minato somehow alive and with them or being reincarnated as a wizard(or witch) if Kushina is de-aged. Of Dark Lords and Butterflies-Harry Potter The Idea for this came from reading the summery for zaterra02's Paid In Blood which caused me to think of the Butterfly Effect; Challenge Title is also somewhat inspired by the name of Smylingsnake's Ranma fic Butterflies and Wild Horses. When the Dark Lord Harry Potter and his Most Loyal Follower/Wife(Wives)/Minion etc. decided to return to the past to take over the Wizarding World they did not expect what awaited them. Requirements: Harry and his Most Loyal Follower/Wife(Wives)/Minion etc. cannot be Dark/Evil they were labeled as such because they wanted to stop the stagnation of Wizarding World, things snowballed from there and they decided to say "screw it" and conquer them. As part of the Butterfly Effect James and Lily are alive and non neglectful of Harry or any possible siblings if one of them is the child who lived; Harry or a sibling can be kidnapped if you want though. The Potters either getting memories of what happened in that timeline(maybe they stuck around as ghosts with Harry or something else) or they find out Harry's plans and are convinced. There must be instances where the plotting by Harry and his Girl(s) is walked in on by the Potters, Sirius, and Remus and misinterpreted as something else much to their embarrassment. Forbidden: The Potters willingly betraying Harry. Recomended: The Potters finding out about Harry's plans to be a "Dark Lord" when he if around 6-9 but ignore it believing it to be some sort of game. Voldemort being a Good Dark Lord and Dumbledore as an Evil Light Lord(don't really see this much). The Family of (one) the Girl(s) being enemies with the House of Potter(FemDraco or a sister for example). The Girl/One of the Girls is actually a Squib. Optional: Harry having a Sister with a brother complex. The Potters being Dark or secretly Dark. Sage DxD-Naruto/Highschool DxD During Naruto and Sasuke's Final Clash at the Valley of the End after the Fourth Shinobi War a rift in Dimensions opens up taking Naruto into the Dimensional Gap; Saved by Great Red/Ophis/Kurama, turned into a baby and adopted by the Hyoudous and with a Super Pervert brother who keeps giving her severe Deja Vu, how will she react to the world of the Supernatural while slowly regaining her memories? "Hold on..WHY THE HELL AM I A GIRL?...Shut up Kurama it's not funny!" "He he he, your right Kit...It's HILARIOUS" Requirements: As mentioned in the summery Naruto is saved by Great Red/Ophis/Kurama, turned into a baby and adopted by the Hyoudous. Only Kurama's Chakra or Six Paths Sage mode allows Naruto to safely stay in the Dimensional Gap for longer than Thirty minutes. To clarify Naruto must be changed into a girl whether it was thought to be funny, a mistake, or to save "his" life is up to author. Naruto MUST stay human. Something makes it impossible for Great Red/Ophis/Kurama to regrow the arm she lost in the fight with Sasuke or just didn't have the energy to regrow after the gender change. Naruto cannot let her missing arm keep her down and in fact becomes a master of martial arts and/or weapons. Naruto intentionally down plays her own beauty, while also being into fashion. Naruto restrains Issei but still allows him to be a pervert because she finds his antics amusing and considers it a hobby to reveal him to other girls or teasing him with her own body, conversely she despises Masuda and Motohama. Other than on the initial awakening of memories, Naruto's life as a girl takes president over her life as a guy. Naruto keeps her Chakra(all of it...you really have to feel sorry for her). Naruto must be either One-Two years younger or the same age as Issei. Forbidden: Pairing Naruto with Issei, despite how they act towards each other, they see each other as siblings. Naruto being killed by a Fallen to awaken her memories, it must be something like watching Issei be stabbed that does so. Recomended: Issei turning Naruto into a pervert(though she hides it better). Naruto being Bisexual. Naruto meeting Kurama before her memories are regained. After regaining her memories Naruto publishes Icha Icha in honor of Jiraiya. Optional: Sasuke also going to the DxDverse. Sasuke being a girl as well with the same memory requirement. FemNaruto/FemSasuke FemNaruto/(Freed)Kurama(could be both genders since foxes are shapeshifters and Kurama is technically a mass of genderless Chakra). Naruto writing smut before her memories return. Secrets and Riddles-Harry Potter Right when Voldemort went to kill Raven Potter after stunning James and Lily, originally keeping them alive so they could be forced to live while knowing she died and planning to sterilize them; He changed his mind after sensing her power, instead he decided to seduce and corrupt her to his side as his wife. He never expected to actually fall in love with her. Requirements: Must eventually become Raven/Tom[Voldemort](can choose a different name for FemHarry or Tom, since he is said to hate his name, if you want). Tom, Raven, James and Lily(and any other possible children), Sirius, and Remus must eventually shift towards or be in the Gray as they come to understand the others view point. Non-neglectful Potters if possible sibling is "child-who-lived". The actual reason Voldemort disappeared is because he found a ritual that made him younger, the problem though is that he would be made to turn into the same age as Raven since the ritual read his intent to want to seduce and corrupt her and decided it would be best to de-age him; it also makes his Soul whole once more as well as saner and more rational. Right Prophesy, wrong Dark Lord or False yet Self fulfilling Prophecy; Instead of Voldemort it is Dumbledore. Forbidden: Raven and/or the Potters not finding out Tom's identity until Raven is Fourteen or Fifteen at least. If he goes to Hogwarts Tom cannot go into Slytherin, even if Raven does. Recomended: Raven finding out who Tom is before he tells her but doesn't care, Loves/cares him anyway, and tries even more to keep/get him out of the deep Darkness he is in even though she knows he will never be Light. Hermione, Daphne, and Luna as Raven's best friends. Optional: Raven having a Hagrid like view on pets as well as thinking the oddest looking of animals are cute(like in Darkpetal16's Moratorium). Something happens that Halloween that causes Voldemort to be turned into a baby and gets taken in by the Potters, who change his name(maybe he used the Youth ritual before going to the Potter's and the de-aging happened because it had yet to stabilize). To go with option two James draws up a marriage contract for Raven and Tom originally planning to use it to protect Raven. Founder's Heirs(with a twist)-Harry Potter We see a lot of fics where Harry is the Heir to one or more of the Hogwarts Founders either through blood or magic, what if instead of Harry four different girls were the Heirs? Requirements: The Girls must become at least engaged by the time they are Seventeen or they loose everything of their Founder ancestor, including Hogwarts. The Girls can be anyone you want, even an OC, but must be no more than Three(Ten if James and/or Lily are alive or there is a contract) years older than Harry. They must all choose Harry as their husband, whether it's unanimous between them or they each chose separately is up to the author. Harry can not be a primary or secondary heir, though the Potters can still be a powerful family. Forbidden: Sirius and Remus against Harry and the Girls. The Heads of House(including Snape) against Harry and the Girls. Recomended: The Slytherin Heir being Voldemort's possibly unknown/secret daughter/granddaughter. James and/or Lily still alive or at least having near constant contact with Harry and the Girls as ghosts, portraits, or something like a portrait imprint that is attached to a stone or gem necklace like a hologram(think of it like a portrait in the form of a ghost yet only able to go a certain distance and between connected necklaces); Lily must also enjoy teasing(encouraging/embarrassing) them about giving her grandkids.. Optional: Marriage contracts between the Founders and Potters(Possibly because one of the Founders was a Seer and Saw the danger that their lines and School was in). Voldemort and his followers while Dark are still Good. Tony Stark Gets a Little Sister-Harry Potter/Iron Man(Avengers) We see a lot of fics where Tony Stark is Harry/FemHarry's father both by adoption and biologically, or becomes romantically involved with Harry/FemHarry; I've even read one where he becomes a mentor figure of sorts. This challenge asks for a FemHarry(who I'll call Raven for the sake of this challenge, though a different name can be chosen) to be taken in by Tony as a younger sister. Requirements: Raven must find herself in New York or Malibu sometime when she 14-16 years old; why, how, and when during the Iron Man/Avengers timeline she meets Tony is up to the author. Genius Technomancer Raven capable of keeping up with Tony(natural or accidental is up to author). Lily is Pepper Potts(can work because in the comics her eyes are green, the blue eyes in the movie can be explained as contacts possibly because every time she saw her own green eyes she was reminded of Raven's own eyes). Forbidden: Pairing Raven with any of the Avengers or someone more than Five years older then her. If used, being Heiress to more than one other family besides Potter and Black. Raven being biologically related to Tony. Recomended: Biological Uncle or uncle figure Bruce Banner. Raven having a natural ability(mutant, magic, or otherwise is up to author, but if a mutation she can not also be a mutant Technopath/Technomancer) to sooth beings that are considered feral beasts like transformed werewolves and the Hulk, or animals like Cerberus, Dragons, or Nundu. The downside to such an ability though is that she is like catnip to beings like Dementors and those that feed on emotions when they are within a certain range. Raven kicks Loki between the legs if she is there for those events. Smart, Protective Hedwig. Optional: James being alive and must not know Raven and Lily are as well or is amnesiac. To go with the the above, James could be Logan(seen it done once before but don't remember the fic's name). Not What They Expected-Harry Potter Got this Idea after re-reading the first two chapters of Lupine Horror's Fate's Gamble: Round Two. There are a lot of fics that have Dumbledore, The Order, or Whoever use a ritual to summon a Harry from another dimension after the death of that World's Harry to kill Voldemort after he wins against his own; All the ones that I've read always involve a male Harry, what if they summon FemHarry instead? Requirements: When the summoning is performed the ritual that is used calls someone who has defeated The Dark Lord, not Voldemort. FemHarry's full name must be Harriet Lily Potter, but for some reason she hates being called either Harriet or Lily, much like Tonks hates her name, though she doesn't hate her name just being called it. She instead prefers being called a nickname that references her personality, hair color/style, eye color, metamorph abilities if she has them, food obsession, animal obsession, toy/collectible obsession, etc. While unsettled and upset about being relocated as well as the reason she is summoned for she eventually accepts to help. She becomes an Animagus before Hogwarts. James and Lily are alive(she also stays with them) and have a child that is at least 3-7 years old that she absolutely adores and dotes on, and becomes the main reason she fights. She recognizes that since she is in another dimension everything is not the same as Her dimension. She must be powerful and on par if not stronger then Dumbledore and Voldemort/Tom of either dimension regardless of her age. She is VERY vicious to those who want to harm those She cares for. Recomended: Good(possibly Dark)Tom/Harriet(She helps balance him out) in her home dimension; Tom joins her at the same time or eventually follows Her. To go with the first recommended, Dumbledore is the Dark Lord of Her dimension. Optional: If She is paired with someone before the summoning She is either pregnant or already has a baby that is brought with her. Mistress of Death Harriet. The Consequences of Freely Given Blood-Harry Potter The Idea for this came from remembering a one shot involving a FemHarry freely giving her blood for Voldemort's resurrection out of anger(if I remember correctly) resulting in a baby Tom. What if when Petigrew took her blood to resurrect Voldemort Raven Potter(can choose different name), in desperation and anger, willingly gave her blood which in turn revived him but not in the way he expected? Requirements: The freely given blood causes Tom to be reborn as a baby, the soul pieces in the Horcruxes(if used) return and make his soul whole. Raven decides to raise him, especially since the ritual made him her son in blood(whether this is through Blood Adoption or not is the authors choice). Raven remembers that Tom hated his name decides to rename him. Raven also captures Petigrew, and Sirius is freed(This can happen Third Year). Raven shows her why the Hat wanted to put her in Slytherin when asked where Baby Tom comes from, she tells those she doesn't trust that Peter had planed to use him and her in some delusional ritual to revive Voldemort, making it seem like Peter is crazy or something similar. Dumbledore as the True Dark Lord. Raven keeps her Parseltounge abilities. Forbidden: Draco, Fred, and George bashing, they see Raven as friend, a sister, or one is her boyfriend(you don't actually have to pair her with them it's entirely optional). Recomended: James and Lily alive(non neglectful or lost in the hype if Raven or a sibling is the CWL). Baby Tom being Biologically Tom Riddle/Voldemort and Raven's child. False yet Self fulfilling Prophesy. Tom Riddle/Voldemort keeping/remembering his memories. Optional: Nagini still around and protective of Baby Tom. Due to the ritual ingredients Baby Tom is also Petigrew's child. Founders Return(with a twist)-Harry Potter We see some fics that have the Hogwarts Founders somehow being in the cannon timeline mostly as them being reborn and reawakening memories as someone like Harry, a couple have them as corporeal spirits or something similar that raise Harry and some even have Harry as actually being Salazar. This challenge asks for something different. What if the Founders were reincarnated, not as Harry, Hermione, Susan, Ron or whoever else, but at least as James and Lily? Requirements: James and Lily must be two of the Founders reborn. The reincarnated must regain their memories before that Halloween but after James and Lily are married. Forbidden: Salazar being a Blood Purist, he must at least not have wanted to teach First Gens because of the dangers they represent or at least take precautions. James and Lily fully trusting Dumbledore even before their past reawakened. Recomended: Salazar being Lily and James being Godric or vice versa(the other two will never let them live this one down)[Just imagine if the memories were regained when Lily is visibly pregnant]. False prophecy. Optional: Salazar actually being female. Salazar being a First Gen. Rowena and Helga are reincarnated as FemHarry and her Sister if Salazar or Godric is Lily. It Followed Me Home-Harry Potter There are a bunch of fics that involve Harry somehow getting a dangerous animal as a Familiar with a "destined" bond of some sort, this isn't exactly going to be one of those fics. Requirements: Must be some what comedic. Must have have Harry say something a long the lines of " Uh, it/he/she/they followed me home?" when asked why the being is with him. A dangerous being(class 4 or 5 or possibly higher and can be sentient) must imprint, force a bond of some sort, or at least take a liking to Harry and not want to be separated from him, following him almost everywhere he goes and being protective of him and only truly listening to Harry and those he trusts. Harry while not liking it at first must eventually accept the being. The being can not be separated from Harry permanently. Sirius must be freed and/or alive. Forbidden: Basilisk, Dementors, and cannon Dragon breeds(exceptions being that they are at least a 1/4 of a breed from another franchise) being used. Slash. While you can still pair Harry with Fleur, Gabrielle, or an OC Veela bonds are not accepted. Recomended: James and Lily alive(non neglecting if Harry has a sibling and is not the Child Who Lived). FemHarry Nundu, Lamia, Succubus, Incubus(only for FemHarry), Fey, or Kitsune as the being. Optional: Mutiple humanoid Females bonding to Harry/FemHarry(only one humanoid Male bonding to FemHarry). Schemes Reversed-Harry Potter Got the idea from reading pensmith210's An Unexpected Change and the first couple chapters of Bicky Monster'sFor The Sake Of A Name, as well as remembering reading the summaries of fics that have Male Veela Draco and reading two fics that had a False Male Veela Draco. What if when Lucius and Narcissa tried to get the Potter Fortune by claiming Draco was a Veela and that Harry was his mate, instead of trying to get out of it Harry uses it and the Life debt they owe him/her to his/her advantage? After all the Hat wanted to put him/her in Slytherin for a reason. Requirements: Starts sometime after Voldemort's death. Pairing is either Harry/FemDraco or FemHarry/Draco. The Life Debt is called in such away that would allow the continuation of the Potter name or as another possibility for FemHarry is that the two of them had been secretly dating since 4th year at least, with Draco Being FemHarry's spy. Forbidden: Slash and mpreg. Fred, George, and Hermione bashing, they and the Marauders were the only ones who knew what he/she was really like. Recomended: James and Lily being able to interact with Harry/FemHarry somehow(ex: As Master of Death[which only allows the ability to use the Hallows with out their weaknesses] they are able to roam about indefinitely in a similar manner to ghosts. Optional: FemHarry/FemDraco. Of Twins and Veela-Harry Potter Fleur and Gabrielle Delecour didn't know what it was about the Twin Potter sisters that attracted them so much, Raven and Ruby Potter(can choose different names) didn't know what they did to attract the two hot Veela sisters; the Marauders didn't know whether to be over protective or proud, Lily was happy for them while also being annoyed by the Marauder antics, Hermione was not jealous not bit... oh who is she kidding of coarse she was, and one Harry Potter(can choose a different name) and his girlfriend were amused by it all. In a way this could be considered another version of my Double Trouble challenge, only not. Requirements: Fleur and Gabrielle must be paired with Raven and Ruby. Gabrielle must be at least 13 and Raven and Ruby at least 14. Hermione must have a crush on at least one Potter sister but is still supportive of them. Harry can be the older or younger brother, and must tease his sisters in a friendly manner about their relationship with Fleur and Gabrielle. James and Lily must be alive and supportive of his daughters' relationship(Lily doesn't care she just wants grandchildren). The magical world is more tolerant of lesbian relations. The Child Who Lived can be any of the Potter siblings or Neville or even a sibling of Neville. Forbidden: Neglectful and abusive Potters and spoiled possible Child Who Lived(including Neville or his sibling). Recomended: Hermione eventually joins the four girls. False Child Who Lived and fake prophecy. Optional: Lily gets the grand baby(ies) she wanted. Fleur, Gabrielle, Raven and Ruby eventually have no problems sharing partners between each other. Gabrielle and Fleur being twins. Lady of Light-Harry Potter We see in a lot of fiction works where being Dark does not mean someone is Evil, as well where Light is not always Good; The Idea for this fic follows this somewhat. Requirements: There are Six types of Magical affinities: White, Grey, Black(considered to be mostly forgotten except for spells/branches like the Patronus, Blood Magic, or Horcruxes even if they're miscategorized) and requires an affinity to one or two to perform, the higher the affinity the stronger and/or safer the spell is to perform(it is impossible to have a White and Black affinity at once, though it is possible to switch at the cost of half the power in your birth affinity and never being able to switch back), and Light, Twilight, Dark(any one, even a White or Black aligned, can use). FemHarry who must have a name that means Light and have a Major White affinity and at least a Neutral Grey affinity. FemHarry's connection to her White affinity is so strong it allows her to sense active or passive Black magic like Horcruxes, and Black affinity creatures like Dementors, which she despises believing them to be an even fouler existence than Horcruxes(because at least with Horcruxes the Soul pieces return to the closest and/or largest piece of the caster, while Dementors destroy the soul), actively and sadistically torturing and killing them with her Patronus any chance she gets. At the least FemHarry seeks to subjugate Riddle/Voldemort to her as her servant. Forbidden: Good FemHarry; She must be Neutral at least in out look(for instance seeing everyone, especially the adults, as sheep regardless of their alignment). Recomended: Lily being alive, and supportive of her daughter, as well as a little sister FemHarry absolutely adores(feelings mutual) regardless of her affinity(the little sister could create a Horcrux right in front of her and she wouldn't care. Same for if it was Lily). Optional: Alive Lily and Little Sister being Black aligned. Lily being a secret unmarked follower of Voldemort who actually worked to usurp him(the reason for attacking that Halloween is up to the author). James being alive and along with the Marauders(including Peter) subjugated to an alive Lily, with the Little Sister not being James' but one of the other Marauders(FemHarry is James'). Blade and Trapper-Naruto When they met, no one would have expected them to ever get along let alone become friends; Loyal only to each other and those they trust, together they will rise, together they will get answers for why His brother killed their family and Why She is hated by most of their home, together they will surpass the strongest before them, together they are Blade and Trapper. Requirements: Must be Sasuke/FemNaruto(the only exceptions are adding their third and female teammate and/or FemKurama). As mentioned in the summery they are Loyal only to each other and those they trust. Sasuke must specialize in Kenjutsu and Ninjutsu. FemNaruto must specialize in Traps/Pranks and Fuinjutsu. They must have a nickname for each other, for instance Sasuke is Blade and FemNaruto is Trapper; Can be different but must allude to their specialty, they also can not use only what they specialize in just that is what they are best at. Forbidden: Sasuke going to Orochimaru and leaving FemNaruto behind; Either she follows, he stays, or he goes without her as a mission to act as a spy and possible saboteur while learning all he can. Recomended: Kushina and Mikoto alive. Jiraiya being Kushina's father. Optional: FemNaruto winding up pregnant. Minato alive. If Minato, Kushina, and Mikoto are alive pair Mikoto with Minato and Kushina. The Snakes Secret Apprentice-Naruto What if before he took Anko as an apprentice, Orochimaru took someone else? What if that person was Kushina Uzumaki? Requirements: Kushina's apprenticeship must have been kept secret from everyone even Minato. Orochimaru must be completely Neutral, everything he does is done for a reason; Kushina must be the same(for example: instead of the reason for it in cannon the Invasion during the Chunin Exams was actually a distraction for Kushina's revenge against those who harmed Naruto). Kushina must live; Whether this means she was in a coma, held captive, or revived by the Edo Tensei or something else is up to author. Good Sasuke and Sakura, they are Naruto's best friends loyal to each other and those the trust above all else. Fuinjutsu and Wind master Naruto. Kenjutsu and Fire or Lightning master Sasuke. Medic and Earth or Water Mistress Sakura. Forbidden: Slash as part of the Naruto pairing or polyandry(reverse harem as it's sometimes called). Kushina paired with Naruto. Recomended: Orochimaru being Kushina's father or at least have him see her as a daughter. Pairing Naruto with any of the Oto Kunoichi, except Karin(harem is OK). Optional: FemNaruto FemSasuke MaleSakura One of the following Team 7 Trioships: Sasuke/FemNaruto/Sakura, Naruto/FemSasuke/Sakura, MaleSakura/FemSasuke/FemNaruto, FemNaruto/FemSasuke/Sakura. Uzumaki Reincarnate-Naruto/Harry Potter The idea for this was somewhat inspired by sakurademonalchemist's Troubles in Time. What if when Kushina died, she was reincarnated as Kushinada Potter(FemHarry)[can choose a different name]? What if Minato joined her? Requirements: Kushinada and Minato must regain their memories no earlier than Third year because of the Dementers and no latter than after Kushinada takes the AK to the head allowing her to meet with the representation of her Past Life, also awakening Minato because of some sort of mental/soul link(does not have to be a soul mate type of soul bond). Kushinada must be an Uzumaki through Lily. Minato must be reincarnated as a blonde from the Potterverse and keep his chakra(can choose who). The Elemental Nations must be linked to Terra/Gaia/Earth somehow. For some reason under "normal" circumstances only Uzumaki are born with Chakra on Terra/Gaia/Earth and Magic in Elementia. Kushinada and Minato must also seek a way to return to Naruto, in which no more than Six years may have passed since they died. Good Sasuke. Forbidden: Sakura bashing, she can not remain a fangirl for longer than her first C-rank and become a friend. Recomended: Minato being reincarnated as a girl. If Minato is a girl Kushina uses a spell/potion/seal to get her pregnant. Reincarnating Mikoto Uchiha who also keeps her chakra and Bloodline and paired with Kushinada and Minato. Sakura actually being Naruto's twin(only remember seeing this once). Optional: James and Lily alive and joining them in Elementia. Naruto/FemSasuke FemNaruto/Sasuke FemNaruto/FemSasuke A Tale of Two Lilies-Harry Potter We see a lot of Fics where Harry/FemHarry winds up back in time when the Marauders and Lily are at Hogwarts, most of which I have seen have him/her befriend the Marauders, One where he befriends Lily, and one where he befriends Snape that I can think of. None that I am aware of has FemHarry befriending Lily. Requirements: FemHarry must become friends with Lily. FemHarry's name must have a connection to a type of lily even if it's only a fake last name to stay undiscovered. FemHarry must eventually reveal who she is and where she came from to Lily. FemHarry must be Gray and have no problem using lethal force on her enemies. FemHarry has no problems retaliating against the Marauders pranks. FemHarry must try to keep some of those who become Death Eaters in the future from becoming so. Forbidden: Pairing FemHarry with Sirius or Regulus. FemHarry becoming a follower of Dumbledore or Voldemort. Recomended: If Fake last name is used it actually turns out to be real and has Valts and properties attached. FemHarry becoming a teacher instead of student. FemHarry becoming the Founders Heir and owner of Hogwarts(cliche it may be but at least I bring the idea up in a new setting; It also would probably be quite funny if this was announced by the Sorting Hat while being sorted, imagine the look on everyone's faces). FemHarry/Lily(If people can pair Male Harry with Lily why not this?) Optional: FemHarry/Narcissa. FemHarry/Bellatrix. Defyer of Fate-Naruto/Percy Jackson Naruto never believed that Fate was set in stone or that Prophecies were Absolute; Now that he is in a world not his own why should it be any different? Requirements: Naruto absolutely despises when people consider something will always be set in stone and can not be changed like how Neji thought before he beat him, and sees Prophecies as nothing more than as a guide at best an something to ignore at worst especially those that have a chance to be Self-Fulfilling. He is also as the Challenge Title says capable of defying the Fates through Raw Power and Will. Must be at least as powerful as the entire Olympian Counsel plus Hades and Hestia combined. Kurama and/or the other Biju must be able to safely leave the seal somehow. Even if he doesn't like most of the Gods for one reason or another he must still be respectful to those he believes deserve it. Forbidden: Siding with any faction unless absolutely necessary(like the destruction of the worlds Balance or mass deaths of humans), Naruto must remain Neutral unless something forces him to choose, but he can't just choose because of something like his lover was killed if that happens he will target the one who did it and then go after the one who ordered it, even if he has to take on an entire Pantheon to do it. Recomended: Male Naruto developing a friendship with Artemis. Naruto/FemKurama. Naruto/FemMatatabi. Naruto/FemKurama/FemMatatabi. FemNaruto/Kurama. FemNaruto/FemKurama/FemMatatabi. FemNaruto/Artemis. Optional: Naruto being a Demigod son of Apollo. Double Trouble Times Two-Harry Potter Harry is turned into a girl, the twist She now also has an Identical Twin Sister. My twist on the Harry is turned into a girl or has a twin Ideas. Requirements: Harry's change and gaining of a Sister must be either be because of potion, Lily's Protection being warped or both. Raven and Ruby(you can choose different names if you want) Must be paired with Fred and George(This type of pairing as far as I'm aware of has never been done, it's always a Trio and never a Quartet)(even as Harry before the incident is optional, they don't care about the change and still care) they also don't have to be solidly paired with one Weasley Twin. Raven and Ruby join Fred and George with the "Tennis Match" Twin Speak, annoying and creeping out a lot of people especially when they laugh(even "Twin Speaking" this, impressing Fred and George). Becoming Animagi Forbidden: Raven and Ruby becoming male again, in fact any attempts at gender change involve Cruciatus level pain. Hermione bashing she is loyal to Harry and later helps Raven and Ruby adjust to the change. Harry being female by birth and being hidden as male by spell or potion. Recomended: Each Twin having an Animagus form different from their own twin but the same as the twin their normally paired with(ex:Raven&Fred=Raven and Ruby&George=Fox). The Soul Shard and Lily's Protection helping to create the new Twin(Yes I am aware this has been done at least twice). Optional: Jusenkyo water being used(maybe Fred, George, and Harry were trying to develop their own prank versions). Lily and/or James returning or somehow being alive and NOT willingly abandon Harry(Raven/Ruby). Death and a Trickster-Harry Potter/Avengers(Marvel) Got the idea while re-reading Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist. The idea is actually two possible ways: The First is the usual Odin punishes Loki by having him reborn as a mortal baby, the twist? It's as a girl, with his memories sealed and not as Lily Evens. The Second is Harry when he acquires all three Hallows, instead of becoming the "Master of Death" he actually becomes The Balancer of Life and Death who job is to prevent/take down those whose actions mess with the Balance like Tom and his Horcruxes, Dumbledore's Redemption policy and Thanos' "courting" of Death. Requirements: First: The Girl must either be an OC, a rarely used Harry Potter girl like Astoria Greengrass and paired with a Master of Death Harry(What that means is up to the author) the friendship/relationship starting before or after Hogwarts is up to author, or FemHarry and must be a prankster and Good/Grey when her memories are returned, regardless of which option you choose. If FemHarry is chosen Lily and James CAN NOT DIE, when she gets her memories back she prefers her mortal body and family because they taught her what a true family is like even if some are not related by Blood, and refuses to return to Asgard. If FemHarry is chosen Lily, James and the others don't care she is Loki, they love and care for her anyway. If FemHarry is chosen James and Lily being powerful magic users that even Steven Strange or the Old Loki is wary of fighting or angering mainly. If FemHarry is chosen pairing her with either Bruce Banner and finding a way for him and Hulk to coexist, a Ghost Rider(which one is up to author) and getting him out of Mephistopheles' contract while letting him keep the Rider's powers, Jennifer Walters(She-Hulk), or Laura(X-23)(Thinking of James trying to be over protective against them is amusing). Second: Must be paired with Hel who joins him on Midgard. Harry must be a Prankster. Harry being a doctor/healer and owning a medical company that does not discriminate between race or species because he has grown tired of fighting and killing. Harry having to experience over protective brothers and father. Recomended: James and/or Lily related to someone who is not an X-Man. Optional: Lily being Steven Strange's daughter. Balance Restored: The Three Who Lived-Harry Potter The idea from this came from remembering a fic I read where both Harry and Neville were their world's boy who lived and were sent back in time as their eleven year old selfs in the same timeline; What I have in mind is that is that instead of just Harry and Neville, FemHarry(Raven, you can choose a different name if you want) also gets sent to the same timeline. Requirements: They each must be either Light, Grey, or Dark, but NOT evil; Example: Neville-Light, Raven-Grey, Harry-Dark. Neville/Harry must have been a must have been a loyal friend for Harry/Raven/Neville in the original timeline regardless of alignment. Raven must be Harry's older sister either as his twin or a year older at most but must be in the same year like Hermione. Pairing must be Raven/Neville and Harry/OC sister of Neville(even in the original timeline is optional). Harry, Neville, and Raven must get sent back before their First year. James and Lily live, while Frank and Alice also stay sane/live(I will also accept coma situations for ONE person in either couple). If Harry or Raven get declared the child who lived James and Lily can not willingly neglect or give the other up they must either be kidnapped or James and Lily were spelled/potioned to do so. Harry, Neville, and Raven must eventually tell their parents about the last timeline. Forbidden: Bashing of James and Lily. Bashing of Hermione. Recomended: Harry, Neville, and Raven getting familiars that match their alignment, they must get a long if only for their bonded though they can argue from time to time. Dark yet Good Tom Riddle who uses his Voldemort persona to combat an Evil yet Light Dumbledore(In this timeline Dumbledore doesn't learn they are the same person). Hermione being the daughter of James' squib sister. Optional: Tom Riddle being Lily's father. Good Faith-Harry Potter Like his cousin Sirius Black before him Draco Malfoy never believed in Pureblood Supremacy, he also befriends the Heir or in this case Heiress of House Potter. Requirements: Strictly Draco/FemHarry. James and Lily live. Draco eventually runs away like Sirius did. The Potters don't let the hype of surviving that Halloween affect them. Forbidden: Evil/Dark/For The Greater Good Dumbledore(he can be manipulative, but only in a way that helps people without them knowing unless he tells them). Recomended: Harry/FemDraco(because I can only think of one fic with this pairing). Draco/FemHarry secretly being in a relationship before the start of the story. Optional: Good Lucius(because I don't see many of them). Harry/FemHarry having a younger sister/brother. Different Mother-Harry Potter Okay, the idea for this came up as I was thinking that we see a lot of fics where Harry has a father who is not James but, Lily is his mother; This challenge asks for the opposite where James is Harry's father but Lily is not his mother. Requirements: Harry must have a different mother than Lily, why she might not be around can be up to the author. Harry must keep his green eyes, so either his mother also had green eyes or Lily blood adopted him giving him a second mother. Lily must still be married to James. Forbidden: Lily hating Harry(if she does not know about Harry's mother she can still be resentful but must eventually see Harry as her own child). Slash for male Harry. Crossing over with Percy Jackson(seems to easy to me; Though Harry's mother can still be a powerful or Immortal existence). Recomended: Pairing Harry with Gabrielle Delecour, Astoria Greengrass, Katie Bell, Su Li, OC(preferably non human like a Dragon, Kitsune, or Succubus), or some other rarely used girl if fic is not a cross over. Optional: Harry's mother being in a three-way relationship with James and Lily or Lily at least shares James with her. FemHarry. Sightless Riddle-Harry Potter This is my Idea for a blind FemHarry fic. Requirements: FemHarry must have gone blind so slowly over the years that she was able to adapt and no one noticed and with her only telling those close to her, until Tom/Voldemort was either revived or he found out after he tried to possess her in the Ministry at the end of 5th year. Before going blind FemHarry must have developed minor mage sight, after she must also develop the ability to see in infrared, ultra violet, heat signatures or some other type of vision like one or more of the psychic visions. Tom/Voldemort and the Death Eaters while dark can't be truly evil; the "Light" side propaganda blew every thing out of proportion when all Tom/Voldemort wanted to do is make Magical Britain a better place for all including muggleborn and half/non humans(a good idea for what I mean is found in HERMIT532's Riddle And The Ancient Contract and Potter In Forks). Alive Potters. FemHarry/Tom. Seeing eye Hedwig(or what ever you want to name whatever species she has as a familiar), literally, the bond is so strong FemHarry can use Hedwig's senses, Hedwig must be fiercely protective of FemHarry to the point even Tom is at least wary of her. If Hedwig the Owl is used she must be super smart, powerful, and able to kick butt in a fight for lack of a better phrase. Forbidden: James and Lily willingly abandoning FemHarry. Hermione bashing, she must at least be one of FemHarry's best friends. Recomended: Pairing the Diary version of Tom with FemHarry. The Potters as Tom/Voldemort's secret unmarked allies(before he lost himself to his Voldemort persona) because they never trusted Dumbledore. Dumbledore as the true Dark Lord of the Prophesy. Optional: The Prophesy being false. Unexpected Travel-Naruto We have seen in a lot of time travel/Dimension crossing fics were Naruto ends up sometime before he was born, mostly when Minato and Kushina are around 13-19 years old or if he does arrive when he was born his older mind is in his younger body(except in one fic I've read that has been rewritten at least three time and hasn't been updated in around two years); What I have in mind is that Naruto appears during Kurama's sealing and manages to save Kushina and helping her raise the younger Naruto. Requirements: To clarify Kushina lives. While still possessing his full power, the travel temporarily suppresses/seals his jinchuriki and Rikkudo powers depending on when he is transported, He can still use Sage Mode learned from the Toads. Kaguya somehow being with Naruto as a friend at least . Forbidden: The Kurama with the older Naruto being a Kyubi Biju in the new timeline/dimension. Recomended: FemNaruto Naruto being deaged to 5-12 years old. Younger counterpart being the opposite gender of the older and developing a crush on him/her. To go with the third requirement, Naruto finds a way to convert the new timeline/dimensions Kaguya to his side before the Fourth War. Optional: Harem. Signless-Naruto Something happens to Naruto that makes him unable to use hand signs. Requirements: Like the summery says Naruto can't use hand seals, but that doesn't mean he can't use nin/gen/iryojutsu. Use something other than a mob attack or something similar to make Naruto unable to use hand signs. Must still be capable of using the Rasengan. Fuinjutsu Master. Kushina lives. Naruto/FemKurama/Tayuya/Kin/FemSasuke harem at least. Naruto becoming a master of chakra shape manipulation. The Uzumaki being a powerful and feared clan in both abilities and politically. Forbidden: Elemental jutsu being a complete copy of the Avatar series bending; do something like making elemental versions of Yusuke's Spirit Gun and Shotgun or non elemental jutsu like Evangeline's Ensis Exsequens. Namikaze as a clan; Minato married into the Uzumaki even though he kept his last name. Recomended: Using Fuinjutsu to mold chakra instead of hand signs Instead of the usual Tsunade is Minato's mother, make Jiraiya unknowingly Kushina's father. Naruto capable of using Minds Eye of the Kagura to help him sense how to mold Chakra. Optional: Fuinjutsu accident that turns Sasuke female and devoted to Naruto possibly caused by FemKurama when Naruto was removing or neutralizing Orochimaru's curse mark. As the Seventh Month Dies-Harry Potter/any x-over My Idea for a wrong child who lived fic. In this Harry is a squib(and true Child-Who-Lived) while his younger sister by 2-3 years is considered the(wrong) Girl-Who-Lived. Requirements: James and Lily live. To make this clear Harry must have been born a squib but neither the Potters or their friends care, they love him anyway and Harry is fully aware of this. Harry must be very protective of his sister. Harry must have been born within the last 5-10 minutes of SEPTember. This must crossover with some other book/anime/manga etc. with Harry being able to use the power from the crossover while being taught by someone from there, like being the apprentice of Negi Springfield or Evangeline McDowell(just because he can't use Wizardry doesn't mean he can't use an other magic system) or Naruto Uzumaki, you can even give him a Sacred Gear as long as he stays human. Must have a girlfriend from the crossover-verse that joins him(like Evangeline or Himawari Uzumaki). Harry must compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament; with Voldemort refusing to believe that Harry is a squib despite evidence to the contrary; because, in his arrogance, he refuses to believe a squib can harm him. Forbidden: Potter bashing. Draco bashing, he must at least be the younger sister's best friend(just thinking of Harry using something like Magia Erebea or a Cho Odama Rasengan if Draco becomes her boyfriend is amusing). Recomended: Harry's sister having a slight Brother complex. Dimension traveling Harry. Optional: An enemy of dimension traveling Harry that makes Voldie look like a Kitten compared to a Nundu. Harem. Twice Half-Blooded and mother of a Demigoddess-Harry Potter/Percy Jackson The Idea is based off of DZ2's Harry the Twice-Blessed Half-Blood challenge but with my own added twist. FemHarry finds out that she is a demigoddess but due to certain circumstances in the wizarding world is unable to get to the Camp, and neither of her godly parents, other gods, the satyrs or other demigods can directly help her. Requirements: FemHarry. Godly parents must be married, so either Zeus and Hera, Hades and Persephone, Poseidon and Amphitrite, or Hephaestus and Aphrodite, they also must have been James and Lily Potter personally and not some form of ritualistic possession or blessing. FemHarry finds out about her godly parents no later than her fifteenth birthday. Pairing is strictly FemHarry/Artemis or FemHarry/Hestia. FemHarry must either be pregnant when she arrives at the Camp or she must have given birth at least three months earlier, the "father" must be either Artemis or Hestia, she also jokes about how painful the birth was that next time she'd go with a similar option to Athena's Brain Children. Sirius lives. FemHarry being VERY protective of, and VERY vicious to any who threaten her baby. Forbidden: FemHarry having been in a serious relationship with any male(dating for a short time only to find they'd be better off friends is fine). Hermione bashing, she is one of FemHarry's best friends. Recommended: Apollo and Hermes being brother figures for FemHarry. Artemis or Hestia not knowing who FemHarry's Godly parents are until at least a month after befriending her. Beast/Monster Tamer ability which allows her to get along with most animals regardless of origin possibly from Echidna. Lady of The Wild instead of Grover being the Lord of The Wild. Optional: Mistress of Death. Ascension and unexpected parenthood-Naruto/Percy Jackson The idea for this is that in order to defeat Kaguya FemNaruto seals her inside of herself but due to a slight and unnoticeable mistake somewhere in the sealing FemNaruto is transported to the world of Percy Jackson and due to the rules of the new world becomes the new Shinju/Jubi; sometime later she finds out that she is pregnant. Requirements: As the Shinju/Jubi FemNaruto is at least as strong as if not stronger than the entire Olympian Counsel combined. FemNaruto must have unknowingly been pregnant before sealing Kaguya(father is up to the author). Kaguya gets reincarnated as the baby and look similar to her past life plus Naruto and her father(her horns if she has them can't be bigger than 5 in.). Kaguya must be a demigod. FemNaruto ignoring the Ancient Laws that prevent Gods and Goddesses from raising their demigod children. FemNaruto has no interest in men as any more than a friend or to give her a child(the stress of the Fourth Shinobi War was the only exception, that and she was more than a little drunk). Chakra is the Shinobi Worlds version of godly energy/power essentially making the people of the Elemental Nations demigods of varying strength; depending on the amount of chakra the Shinobi possess if they jump worlds they could become either a demigod or a god. Forbidden: FemNaruto having anymore children during the majority of the fic, at the end is fine. Having her romantically paired with any male Immortal. Recommended: Being friends with Sally Jackson so she doesn't have to marry Gabe. Pairing with Artemis, Hestia, a Dryad, Naiad, or wind Nymph, or a harem with all of them Helping both Greek and Roman demigods either by getting them to their camps or by creating her own sanctuary. FemNaruto pranking everyone by posing as Kaguya's mortal parent while Kaguya also pranks everyone by saying her Godly parent is her mother. Optional: Kaguya regaining her memories of her past. The only exception to the first Forbidden is if FemNaruto is expecting twins, triplets, etc. Following Kaguya's life as she grows up instead of what FemNaruto does(basically use the events from Kaguya's sealing and FemNaruto's jumping worlds up to Kaguya's rebirth as a prologue). Protecting what is Precious-Naruto/High School DxD What I have in mind is something different to the usual -Naruto/High School DxD crossover. This involves either Kushina and baby Naruto or FemNaruto and her baby being transported to the DxDverse. Requirements: Kushina Kushina must join Rias' Peerage. Baby Naruto can't be no older than Milicas by two years at the start of cannon. Kushina must be a teacher at Kuoh. Training Rias and her peerage, they must at least be on par with Riser's peerage except Issei and Asia for obvious reasons. Kushina even before she joins Rias' peerage must be able to give the Four Maou a hard time in single combat, she does not necessarily have to be able to win. Helping Gasper control his Sacred Gear so he can appear in the beginning. Fuinjutsu Mistress. Naruto Must attend Kuoh as a student. Lives next door to or with the Hyoudou's who took her in when she arrived in the dimension. VERY protective of her child and is highly hostile to those that threaten or attempt to take her child from her especially those who try to kill her, then she becomes down right .brutal. Afraid of most men except Mr. Hyoudou and Issei and to the bafflement of others Matsuda, Motohama, and later Azazel which is later explained that the reason for that is because of Jiraiya and Gasper due to his crosdressing. Sage Naruto-The difference between the types of Senjutsu is that the contracts filter the negative emotions but in return require large chakra reserves and have the risk of petrification. Must find out about and help Gasper control his Sacred Gear no later than the day after Asia is reincarnated. Fuinjutsu Mistress. Forbidden: Kushina Antagonistic with Kurama Naruto Pairing her up with Issei(they see each other as siblings). Recommended: Kushina Being a mother figure for Akeno, Asia and Gasper. Pairing her with Baraquiel, Great Red, Serafall Leviathan, or Falbium Asmodeus. Naruto Publishing Icha Icha. Jiraiya appearing or arriving in the dimension with her. Past or current relationship with Kurama who is the babies father. If past or no relationship with Kurama pairing with Azazel, Great Red, Serafall Leviathan, Falbium Asmodeus, Ajuka Beelzebub. Potter's Riddle-Harry Potter My idea for this is that Voldemort is smarter and plans better when he hears the Prophesy, he instead tries to befriend James and Lily as Tom Riddle. They, and to an extent Harry, eventually manage to get him to see that he went about some things the wrong way and he shows them what caused him to begin his crusade without letting them know he is also Voldemort in the beginning though he eventually begins leaving clues unknowingly. Requirements: Pairing must at least be HarryxOcDaughter/Granddaughter of Riddle, FemHarryxOcSon/Grandson of Riddle, FemHarry/Tom, or Harry/FemTom, .FemHarryxOcDaughter/Granddaughter of Riddle, FemHarry/FemTom. Dumbledore as the true Dark Lord of the Prophesy. James and Lily live( if there is a younger/older sibling that is declared the child who lived they don't show favoritism no matter how much Dumbledore tries otherwise). Forbidden: Slash pairing for male Harry Recommended: Adding Gabrielle Delacour to pairing. Hermione being Tom's grandniece(her grandmother is his younger half sister). Some sort of magical bond that helps make Tom want to protect the Potters(does not have to be a soul bond). Tom's Daughter/Granddaughter/Son/Grandson not knowing he is Voldemort. Optional: James/Lily/FemTom Tom killing of his Voldemort persona the same time in cannon then as Tom arrive and capture Peter before he gets away. Hallowed Matrimony-Harry Potter/Avengers Ron Weasley: "When you say 'master of Death' -" We know that whoever unites the Deathly Hallows becomes the Master Of Death. But what if the title of Master Of Death was a lie; What if instead it was a way for Loki to find a worthy mate for Hela. Requirements: Harry/Hela at least Friends with Bruce Banner and Hulk trusts him Alive Lily who is living with a cousin/half-sibling(doesn't have to be related to Lily can be related to James) that is not Jean Grey but is well known i.e. Pepper Potts, Ben Grim, Peter Parker etc. Harry working on a way to help Bruce and Hulk coexist. Recommended: Gabrielle Delacour having some sort of role like being his friend or assistant Harry owning a medical company that does not discriminate between race or species, the name of which Lily wouldn't connect to her past unless actively looked into(in other words someone like Tony doing some hacking) or she visited a sponsored hospital. Logan(Wolverine) being Lily's father Optional: FemHarry Mutant Harry whose X-gene works with his magic Mutant Lily or has powers given to her Lily being the Sorcerer(Sorceress) Supreme instead of Steven Strange Cosplay Ninja-Naruto Got the idea for this while reading ch. 5 of Fallen Angel Zenith's The Bet A Naruto and Sasuko Story. What I have in mind is that both Naruto/femNaruto and Sasuke/femSasuke are secretly Cosplayers, they become friends due to common interests and decide to turn their shared passion into their own ninja art. Requirements: Naruto/femNaruto and Sasuke/femSasuke must find out about each other cosplaying after graduation but before team placements. Pairing must be Naruto/femNarutoxSasuke/femSasuke at least. Both must be able to crossdress to such a degree without jutsu, including being able to successfully hide large breasts, others find it very creepy. Alive Kushina who owns a chain of Cosplay shops and is unaware Naruto is alive until one of her employees in a shop in Konoha mentions that their are two shinobi who decided to integrate their cosplay attire with the ninja arts. Forbidden: Sasuke willing joining Orochimaru(being kidnapped and driving Oto crazy with his/her antics comes to mind). Recommended: A freed/semi-freed Kurama/femKurama as an unwilling forced cosplay target. The curse mark instead of eroding Sasuke's mind instead lowers his/her inhibitions towards Naruto and the other possible love interests also causing level 2 to look different. Optional: World conquest through cosplay(added more for laughs than anything). Emerald Twilight-HP/Twilight What I have in mind for this is that Lily survives that Halloween and moves to Forks thinking Harry, Sirius, and Remus dead after talking with Dumbledore who ignores her saying Peter is the Secret Keeper; she eventually befriends the Cullens. Harry eventually winds up in Forks. Requirements: Lily either works with Esme or as a teacher at the school. Lily can't be a vampire before or during most of the story(if turned she keeps her magic and is capable of wandless magic) Harry must at least arrive in Forks after 5th year looking for Lily after finding out shes alive either from Gringotts or overhearing a conversation Dumbledore is having. Paring must be one of the following: Harry/Gabrielle, Harry/Gabrielle/Fleur, Harry/Gabrielle/Leah, Harry/Gabrielle/Rosalie, or Harry/Gabrielle/Leah/Rosalie. Harry befriends Seth regardless of the pairing. Optional: Lily and by extent Harry are descendants of the Quileute tribe, Lily being capable of shifting after that Halloween, and Harry sometime after Voldemort is revived; They both refuse to join either Sam's or Jacob's Pack or Lily is the Alpha. The Quileute Elders trying to get Lily to marry a Quileute member, but she refuses. Lily imprinting on Harry if they are Quileute descendants and can be added to above mentioned pairings. To go with the above Harry is capable of multiple imprintings if multi parings are used. Legends Lost, Legends Return-Naruto/Negima Naruto is sealed away or goes into some sort of stasis for Millenia, but not in Mahora; He reawakens some time during the encounter with Ryomen Sukuna no Kami, the twist is that various other Shinobi are reincarnated and have their past lives reawakened sometime before or during the trip. Requirements: Hinata reincarnated as Nodaka or Konoka Tsunade reincarnated as Ako or Shizuna(I can easily see Shizuna dressed Like Tsunade dropping down on one of Chao's giant humanoid demon(?) mechs with a Tsutenkyaku) Ryomen Sukuna no Kami's sealing weakens Naruto's seal/partially awakens, while the unsealing frees him/fully awakens him Kanka is external mixing of Chakra Forbidden: Biju Naruto Rinnegan Naruto Recommended: Kushina reincarnated as Asuna Shikamaru reincarnated as Yue FemNaruto Optional: Chao not expecting Naruto or the surfacing past lives Chakra Queen-Naruto/High School DxD Thought of this while reading some High School DxD fics. The idea for this is that a FemNaruto either travels to the High School DxD world or is sealed or went into a state of hibernation at least 500 years BEFORE the Three Factions came into existence and thuse have the Elemental Nations be a legend even for them. She MUST become a Chakra Being like the Biju. Requirements: FemNaruto. Tsundere. Immortal(Can still be killed but reforms like a Biju). Weakness-Quadruple damage done by offensive Holy AND Devil powers, Sage Mode if used causes double the exhaustion fer every five-ten minutes(even as a human if you want). Power level at least in the same range as the Dragon Kings. No taller than 5'3" and highly annoyed by it. Friends with Issei(finds his perverted antics amusing and is reminded of Jiraiya). Competent Issei. Forbidden: Issei bashing. FemNaruto naturally with a a Sacred Gear(Taking one from someone who she believes doesn't deserve it and live is fine). Emo FemNaruto. Recommended: Paired with Azazel. Paired with Kiba. Paired with Ophis. Paired with Yasaka and being Kunou's "Father". Training Issei before he becomes part of Rias's peerage(his use of Chakra causing his low magic). Optional: Animal form. Neutral to the Three Factions. Having her own Peerage. Dragon King Tiamat as a Familiar. Emerald Fate-Harry Potter/Nasuverse The idea for this is that instead of the Potter and Nasuverses being merged Harry instead replicates the Nasuverse magic in the Potterverse Requirements: At least Neutral to Draco(Narcissa and Lucius optional). At least Neutral to Snape. Powerful Harry Forbidden: Dark/Evil Harry(Dark/Good is fine) Nasuverse characters appearing as anything more than cameos, i.e. Zelretch giving Harry various Light Novels, Manga, etc. or through some visual communication device or magic.(this happening in a sequel is fine, but only after Hogwarts). Hermione and Ginny bashing-both must either at least be his friends, sister figures, or fanatical followers. Recommended: Replicating the True Magics and creating his own that focuses on spacial manipulation. Harry/FemDraco(who's true gender was hidden even from herself(good way to at least split from Lucius) or potions accident as examples) Lily and James actually being alive, but comatose or locked in some sort of stasis world that allows them to watch Harry's life(the stasis world could have been cast by Tom, so they had to watch him raise Harry as his heir or have Dumbledore as the enemy and Tom as Lily's Father-Horcruxes still possible since Tom could still be a Dark Lord). Optional: FemHarry. Harem. The mentioned sequel being a one shot that doubles as a prologue. Dark and Light switching roles. Bugs & Foxes-Naruto The idea for this is that the story will be a story that pairs a Naruto/FemNaruto with FemShino/Shino. Requirements: Naruto/FemShino or FemNaruto/Shino Naruto and Shino becoming friends no later than the first day of the academy. Hyper, friendly, and fascinated by Shino's bugs Naruto Fuinjutsu Master Naruto Bug Master Shino(capable of controlling any insect inside and outside his/her hive) Forbidden: Hanyo/Demon Naruto or Shino Evil Naruto or Shino Hiraishin Naruto Recommended: Kushina somehow alive If Kushina is alive she must be comically afraid of certain types of bugs, but not all of them Naruto becoming something like a secondary Hive for Shino Optional: FemKurama, FemChomei, Fu also paired with Naruto and Shino Kurama and/or Chomei paired with Kushina Comatose Kushina being awakened by a Roach or other insect crawling on her(specifically one dropped on her by Naruto). Through Minato, Naruto could be descended from the Kamizuru clan(oh the irony). Naruto and the Minish Cap-Zelda/Naruto The idea for this after reading fairy tail dragon slayer's Naruto the Tiny Ninja and some correspondence. Kushina finding or being given a Minish Cap, and wearing it without knowing what it is or activating it, before Naruto is born. Naruto finding a different Cap no later than a week after the bell test. Requirements: Kushina must be amnesiac only knowing chakra control, use of her chains, and first name until she meets Naruto and hears his name. Kushina living with the Minish. Pairing must at least be Naruto/Zelda, Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Kin, Naruto/Sasame or all four. Disguised FemSasuke(not older/younger sister) as at least a friend or sister(by blood if you can pull it off, Kushina knowing is optional). Forbidden: FemSasuke willingly going to Orochimaru. FemSasuke being a spoiled power hungry jealous avenger(wanting answers for that night and being somewhat antisocial to all but Naruto is fine). Recommended: Other Zelda major items like the Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker show up Naruto with the Triforce(your choice which) The Three Goddesses getting involved somehow(reincarnating themselves as Kin, Tayuya, and Sasame for example.) Optional: Harem(other girls outside the mentioned). Sakura bashing(if doing this she must be redeemed before the Chunin Exam). Naruto being the reincarnated Hero, with his Twin Sister being the reincarnated Zelda(just something I thought was amusing and decided to add). Other Zelda characters or races appearing. Not Your Average Reincarnation-Harry Potter/Naruto Came up with this after reading ch. 14 of phoenixyfriend's Reborn at Hogwarts and wanting to see a reincarnation fic were Lily and James lived. The idea is that Kushina Uzumaki, Mikoto Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki are reincarnated as Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, OC, OC, Harry Potter respectively. It should be obvious who is the mother of who. Requirements: Good Bellatrix(duh) Both Lily and Bella married to each other(children through a potion, James blood adopting one or all into the Potter family with Harry as heir) or James. Events of the Manga happening Millennia ago making Lily an actual, if unknown, Uzumaki and the Blacks descendants of either Sasuke or Itachi. Magic being intertwined with an Uzumaki's chakra giving them the benefits they were known for. Lily survives that night. Forbidden: Bella going to Azkaban. Rinnegan. Mangekyo Sharingan Always stoic, emo, or avenger Uchiha Optional: James surviving that night. Sirius choosing one of Bella's kids as his heir due to being sterile naturally or by a spell. If you can pull it of, someone other than Bella as Mikoto, still required to follow the above mentioned regarding Bella, she still has to at least be their friend(as for the above ancestry mention, it's simple: unknown amount of centuries have passed and bloodlines spread). other Shinobi reincarnated. Reincarnated Itachi having the same illness that helped lead to his death(must be cured). Family of Campiones-Harry Potter/Campione James and Lily are secretly Campiones, only their closest allies are aware. Requirements: James must have slain Loki or Coyote(native american spirit and trickster in some cultures) and at least have the ability to shapeshift and tell if a person is lying or trustworthy. Lily must slay Quetzalcoatl or Tiamat and at least have Light or Water based abilities or a Healer God/Goddess and being capable of healing Alice. The organizations like the Witengamot are completely unaware they are Campiones until that Halloween night. At the beginning Sirius and Remus are the only humans aware of James and Lily being Campiones. Must become Campiones before Harry is born They must be similar to Godo when it comes to being a Campione(not being arrogant and just wanting to raise a family for example). Forbidden: Hermione bashing Neglectful James and Lily Harry being a Horcrux even temporarily Recommended: Hemione's parents or a relative working for the Witengamot, same for Fleur. At least the Goblins being aware they are Campiones Lily being and finding she pregnant with Harry from Pandora when she becomes a Campione, which not even Pandora knows what will happen as no woman who has become a Campione has ever been pregnant at the time or if the had been they lost the the baby due to the fight, especially with the father already being a Campione. Optional: Some magical abilities come from Campiones(Metamorphmagi are descendants of another slayer of Loki or other shapeshifting god, Parseltounge a snake or dragon god like Quetzalcoatl or Tiamat) Twin or younger sister. Harem A Founder being a Campione or of close Campione descent(child or grandchild). If you choose a Healer God/Goddess for Lily she could be capable of healing Alice with the type of healing she would need would possibly require her to be in an intimate relationship with both James and Lily or due to being the child of two Campiones giving Harry and any possible siblings passive projective(emitting an invisible aura) healing while in close proximity(5-10 ft.) to them. Shinobi Trainers-Naruto/Pokemon The idea I have for this is that after the sealing of Kurama into Naruto, a Legendary Pokemon interferes and transports Minato, Kushina, and Naruto to the Pokemon world. Requirements: Both Minato and Kushina live Minato and Kushina being on good terms with Kurama Their Chakra gets converted to Psychic energy and/or Aura(example: Minato-psychic, Kushina-Aura, Naruto-both) The changing of dimensions unexpectedly safely frees Kurama while also giving him/her a human body, splitting his/her power, with at least 6 tails becoming a fox-like pokemon like Eevee, Vulpix, and/or Zorua. Minato or Kushina choosing to be something like breeders, doctors, researchers, rangers, or assistants to a regional professor but are still considered elite trainers having only competed in the leagues for the challenge and fun. Being friends with Legendary Pokemon especially those that are feared because of their nature like Darkrai and Yveltal. Naruto having a Tyrunt at the start of his journey(doesn't have to be his starter just that he gets one before his second badge/ribbon or what ever it is you choose to have him do.) Forbidden: Gym leader/Elite Four/Champion Minato or Kushina Shinobi showing up, the only exceptions being Jiraiya, Tsunade, Shizune(TonTon becoming a Spoink or some other pig pokemon), Mikoto, Haku, and the jinchuriki who get mistreated whose biju also gain human forms and pokemon made from their power, the change in dimensions also makes Shukaku sane. m/m as male Naruto's pairing Optional: harem femNaruto Minato/Kushina/Naruto having Legendaries in their team Animal Instinct-Harry Potter The idea for this is that Harry and Hermione both take the polyjuice potion but wind up using cat hair, but unlike in whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge they do change back, though due to an unknown brewing mistake they now have the ability to assume the form of any animal or magical being that has an animal like form(Animorphs-essentially an animagus version of Metamorphmagi) or origin(ex. Veela, Siren, Merperson, Kitsune) as well as hybrid forms Required: At least Harry/Hermione No Ron, either they were never friends with him, Harry stopped being friends with him after the Troll incident, or he left when Harry is reveled to be a Parsltounge. If Harem any mates that have no human form(i.e. fem basilisk) they gain one, human mates acquire the ability to change(only Harry can give the ability meaning Hermione, the other mates, and children cant unless it is nearly extinct), no more than 10 mates. Lily Potter being Hedwig(If not she has to be alive somehow). Forbidden: No slash in harem, for other pairings is fine. McGonagall bashing. Dark/Evil Harry/Hemione- Dark/Good or Gray is fine. Optional: Good Snape and Draco. Magic and ability blocks on Harry. Scar Horcrux destroyed and absorbed in some way when changes activate. FemDraco or Draco having a sister that joins the harem FemHarry(would work since there are some species of fish that change genders and some lizards that can reproduce through Parthenogenesis). Harry having an older/younger sister. Firestorm-(FEM)Naruto/Sekirei What I want in this is a FemNaruto somehow becoming apart of the Sekirei Plan. Required: FemNaruto being a Pyromaniac specializing in Wind AND Fire jutsu FemNaruto also being good with the tech regardless if she is immortal or jumped dimensions FemNaruto paired with either or both Kazehana and Homura(male or female) only(though you can have her take in, and possibly wing, Akitsu because she was reminded of Haku) She must become a mother figure to Kusano because something in her past made it impossible to have kids besides the fact that a female jinchuriki's seal weakens during childbirth.(For instance being a Highlander type Immortal who is the last and possibly only Chakra user to exist) She must also despise Minaka for what he's doing to the Sekirei and, since he has a possible kill switch tied to his life, viciously pranks the hell out of him much to Takami's shock/horror/amusement. She also despises the Disciplinary Squad because of how they act towards other Sekirei ESPECIALLY Karasuba, who finds FemNaruto's hate for her to be higher than Miya's own which is noted by Minaka, Takami, Miya, and others who are familiar with Karasuba and Miya's dislike of each other, to the point Karasuba almost always attacks FemNaruto on sight while FemNaruto will lure her to a deserted area only to then beat her to a bloody pulp. While not being a part of the Sekirei Plan until she winged Kazehana/Homura she will know about it from the beginning from Takehito, Miya, Seo and possibly Matsu when helping with Izumo Inn. Finding some way FemNaruto can have a child through herself or her Sekirei Forbidden: Minato bashing(he must be a friend or brother figure that reminds her of Hinata) Rinnegan Angsty FemNaruto Optional: FemNaruto is a pervert that while she gets along well with Matsu and Yukari also shows restraint and reins them in, while also being able to easily fluster Miya. Hating Higa almost as much as Minaka. FemNaruto spanking Mikogami due to his spoiled attitude, which causes him to take an interest in her, eventually having her befriend him and changing his views of his Sekirei being family instead of something to collect. Being a doctor with her own private practice because she doesn't want to work for Higa or MBI and treats Chiho instead of Higa's hospital(possible Med-nin). Reality Break - Naruto or Harry Potter Naruto or Harry gain powerful Genjutsu/Illusion abilities. Naruto through(cliche) experimenting by Orochimaru/Danzo or both by combining the Sharingan, Bykugan, and the Kurama clan Bloodline. Harry through a potion or mis-cast/experimental spell cast by Harry himself, Draco, or a Death Eater. Requirements: Naruto Bloodline must at least be a combination of the Sharingan/Kurama clan Bloodline or Bykugan/Kurama clan Bloodline NO copy ability or blind spot Sealing Prodigy even for an Uzumaki Harry Near the end of third year at the earliest after Sirius escapes(Harry's own potion or spell would work here) Harry took Runes instead of Divination and is very good at them Both Ability comes in three stages: 1st- what is essentially X-ray vision that can see through anything(clothes, skin, bone, plants stone, etc.) except energy; Must be some instances where they walk into walls, doors, or people because they lost focus 2nd- Genjutsu/Illusions that can be very real but are still illusions 3rd- what is essentially a Reality Marble/Marble Phantasm for Harry or Onmyoton for Naruto(will be VERY hard to achieve) Recommended: Naruto Paring with a Genjutsu user, mainly Kin, Tayuya, or Yakumo Friends with Sasuke Harry Pair with someone rare like Gabrielle Delecor, Su Li, Astoria Greengrass, Susan Bones, Katie Bell, or an OC who's Family specializes in Illusions At least Neutral with Draco Both: Alive Lilly(whether she raised Harry, was told he died and left magic behind, or lost her memory is up to you(could be a friend of the Grangers and saw Harry when she went to pick up Hermione at King's Cross)) Alive Kushina(raised Naruto, left after being told he died(maybe living in Wave or Whirlpool), or memory loss) Optional: Harem FemHarry or FemNaruto FemHarry/Draco Harry/FemDraco FemNaruto/Sasuke Naruto/FemSauke Crossover between the worlds of this challenge Harry & Harry-Harry Potter What I have in mind is that Harry either has a twin sister/brother or travels to a different dimension where he/she has a counterpart. Required: Brother/sister/counterpart MUST have a name that shortens to Harry/Hari-for instance Harold/Hadrian,Harriet(please try to find another female name that can be shortened similarly Harriet is the only one I can think of, male too if you want). They must look so alike that they can be mistaken for each other at first glance, but can be told apart by those that know them well unless they want people to believe one is the other, and if there are gender differences by wearing the other's clothes, they must also realize and act upon the fact a continue for the entire fic. Each must have a special ability that truly differentiates them like one being a Master of Light magic and the other a Master of Dark magic, or one or the other a Master of Wizard magic, Negima style magic, Nasuverse magic, Ki, Reiryoku, furyoku, chakra, weapons or martial arts. Both must be Grey at most. James and/or Lilly alive, especially in the alternate dimension. Dimension hopping de-ages Harry to same age as counterpart if older but emancipates him/her in that dimension along with accidentally emancipating his/her counterpart if thirteen or older(age heir can take up Lord/Ladyship if last of blood family) Fobidden: Slash(nothing against it, just that I can only truly stand to read one manga or FanFic author's fics that only hint at it) Hermione bashing Heritage tests that make them heirs to more than four families each(neither can be heir for the same family). Harry and his/her brother/sister/counterpart being antagonistic to each other(wary in the beginning is fine) Optional: Harem paring Harry with brother/sister/counterpart James and/or Lilly being against them by being controlled by Dumbledore if he's against them or just by being concerned parents trying to protect them. If dimension hoping and underage can be emancipated by above mentioned(going through the Veil) Sirius being in the chosen dimension FemSirius dimensional counterpart Legacy of the Nine.Naruto/Harry Potter Basically Harry and whoever else somehow acquire the power of and become the Biju(how is up to author). Requirements: Harry must acquire the power of Kurama/Kyubi Hermione if chosen must acquire the power of Matatabi/Nibi Recommended: If Hermione is chosen Harry or someone else must tease(in a friendly manner) her about it because of the polyjuice incident in second year if story is set after. Naruto somehow still being alive by being cursed with immortality(non-jinchuriki) or as is rather common the Jubi jinchuriki or the Jubi itself or being a ghost or spirit of some sort(sword spirit) and becomes the groups mentor. Harry and the other obtain slight looks and personality quirks from the biju's last jinchuriki(Harry as #9 gets slightly spiky hair, whiskers, and says dattebyo, Nevile as #8 gets a slight tan, sunglasses, and starts rapping.) Prank Snape and Draco by dressing them in spandex and having them express their Youthfulness if their not part of the group. Optional: Harem(if chosen the girls MUST become Biju OR at least be reincarnated kunoichi(Daphne Greengrass as Tsunade)) Gender bending(femharry, femnaruto, etc.) If Naruto becomes a mentor, one of the group turns the Sunset Genjutsu into an actual technique and uses it on someone like Dumbledore, Snape, Draco, Death Eaters, Voldemort, or Petigrew and maybe Sirius and Remus for laughs. Reincarnating Guy and Lee as Snape and Draco or at least have the group discuss it. Spiral Lightning Challenge Kushina and/or Lily don't die. They are also cousins or sisters/half-sisters(up to author) Either Kushina moves to England after being fed up with Konoha or Lily moves to Konoha for similar reason because of Dumbledore or whoever. Lily must be trained to use at least the basics of Chakra and some Dark Arts and must not be apposed hexing or cursing those who try to harm Naruto or her family if she is in Konoha. If Harry and Naruto go to Hogwarts Naruto needs to be older than Harry so they can be in the same year(like Hermione if you don't know), if not he still has to be in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. FemHarry/Naruto allowed Parings don't really matter, you can pair a male/female Harry with a male/female Naruto along side a harem that includes Kushina, Lily, femKyubi, and younger/twin sisters if you want. Also Chakra is a mix of Physical Energy(Ki) and Spiritual Energy(Reiryoku), Magic is Mental Energy(Mana). An Uzumaki's Chakra and Magic naturally mix giving them their longer lifespan and other benefits. FemNaruto Reincarnation/Rinnegan Challenge I know its been done before,but not like this. Naruto is the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths, the twist is that either the Sage was actually a woman OR was originality male but reborn as a girl. Pairings-don't matter any will do Bashing-try to keep it down or at least resonable. Harem-your choice(I'm sure someone could figure how this would work) Optional-time travel, basically have Naruto travel back in time as Jubi host(also optional) which somehow acts as a catalyst to regain the past life memories. How exactly is up to you; an example would be that Kurama/Jubi mentions regaining a random past lives memories though is unsure because the technique that was created by the Sage has never been tested let alone used. My very first Challenge Bloodline/eye transplant/created jutsu Naruto Challenge-Stone Gaze/Petrifying Eye(or whatever you come up with.) Basically Naruto acquires the petrifying eyes of either a Basilisk or Gorgon(the way I see it in the Narutoverse they use sage chakra to turn things to stone); How? I'll leave to you, he could be the descendant of a gorgon, be experimented on, encounter a fatally wounded Gorgon or Basilisk or after finding and signing a summoning contract and show no fear and receive an eye after loosing one of his own(try to make it a little original like a training accident or enemy shinobi and not a mob), or creating a jutsu(with Kyubi's help if you want) after reading about them in a book or after finding and signing a summoning contract. 1) Try to keep bashing down, too much too harshly can ruin a good story. 2) He must get the summoning contract for the Stone Gazers as the contract is called and only those worthy may sign and not be turned to stone. 3) The ability to turn the eye(s) off if bloodline or transplant or reverse petrification is optional. 4) Harem optional. 5) Naruto shouldn't rely on the eyes Example: Sekikagan(Mineralization Eye) Abilities: 1st Tomoe: Able to see at high speeds like the Sharingan, analyze(not copy) nin, gen, tai, and fuinjutsu allowing for a better understanding as well as showing possible ways to alter a technique to create new ones that better suite them or their students, and see chakra flow. 2nd Tomoe: Paralyzing/hypnotic gaze/genjutsu that freezes a person in place and immunity to Sharingan genjutsu( minus Tsukuyomi; though a master could break free if skilled enough, especially if they specialize in using genjutsu). 3rd Tomoe: Able to turn any living thing to stone, amount of chakra required varies with users reserves, control, and size of the organic being petrified(without proper control the ability could easily take half an average genin's reserves just to petrify half of an average sized adult) for the third tomoe to even appear the user needs at least mid-chunin control and mid-jonin reserves, mid-jonin control and mid-chunin reserves, or high-genin control and low-kage reserves; With enough practice any thing of an organic nature(i.e. animal furs, books, trees or even food) can be petrified; Masters, especially one who is a med-nin, can turn individual body parts(i.e. toe bone, muscle tissue, lung, liver, kidney, etc.) to stone and can also be useful in T&I. Activation keyword: Petrify or Petrification. Hidden Ability 1: Faster mastery of sage chakra. Hidden Ability 2: Once mastery of sage chakra is achieved the user gains immunity to the effects of sage chakra and the ability to change their age (a long as they look younger than their chronological age) and a form of immortality due to constantly absorbing natural energy subconsciously(doesn't mean they can't be killed, and boy will they be hard to kill, just that they can't die of old age). Hidden Ability 3: Increased healing factor for those that have mastered sage chakra(basically means they can regrow any body part except the head, for obvious reasons) as long as nothing happens to the brain. Reverse Petrification if used is a very delicate procedure(de-petrifying all but a single organ could kill) and chakra intensive and should only be done by a master. When not activated the eyes are gold; Activated the eyes are a mix between molten gold and blood red-orange with molten silver tomoe and slit pupil. Sages like Jiraiya have a limited to full Immunity to petrification. The origin of the Bloodline came about from the union of an Uchiha(a non-arrogant one or before they become arrogant your pic) and a Basilisk/Gorgon hybrid. If you want to tweak it if it seems over powered I don't mind. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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