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Hey Everyone who like's the couple of Sakura and Akatsuki's...

My name: Raven I was born in Germany but moving to US

My age: None of your business

My wieght: None of your business

Fav colors: Red, Black, Purple

Fav music:I love rock, Scremo, Alternative rock my fav bands are Linkin park, Slipknot, Alice in chains and many others

I am: a Goth/Tomboy

My fav hobbies: Skatbording, Surfing, Skinbording, and many others

My fav sports: I love football, baseball, soccer, hockey, and alot more

The Jashin Alphabet

A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Bandit Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Chouji With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Dein Derailed On A Train
E Is Ebisu Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Fein Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Gein Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Hidan Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes
J Is For Jiraiya Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kein Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Lee Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Madara Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nagato Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Obito Who Lived Life Too Fast
P Is For Pein Who Swallowed Some Glass

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Rin Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Sasuke Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tenten Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Udon Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yahiko Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zaku Who Simply Went INSANE

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"/ Hey! put that back!/ Grrrr!!

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. sit in one of the giant freezers until the management comes and drags you out, and scream at the top of your voice, "dont take me away from my love! you already killed him, at least et me be with him until he's bought," and hold a chicken to you!

If you love Edward Cullen, what the hell are you doing on the computer? Come out and fight me for him like a real woman! pu 'er up!!

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE UNDER THE ONE THAT FITS YOU MOST. IF YOU DO NOT POST IN 100 SECONDS YOU WILL BE CURSED 4 100 DAYS

PICK THE STEREOTYPE THAT FITS YOU

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore and a backstabber

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So i MUST be stupid, and stuck up

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm in COLORGUARD, so i must be perfect.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm a SKATER so I MUST wear tight pants

MY STEREOTYPES

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Things to do in an elevator/ in the office

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

My fav Naruto couples are:

SasuXSaku

SakuXAkats

NaruXHina

KarinXNo one (Karin should die XD)

NejiXTen

ShikiXTemar

GarrXSaku

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THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, SakuraUchiha1612, Blossem-chan, Akaria-sama, SakuraXAkatsuki01,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, SakuraUchiha1612, Blossem-chan, Akaria-sama, SakuraXAkatsuki01

SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX, Guardian Angel Cherry Blossem, Akaria-sama, SakuraXAkatsuki01

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Forever ours reviews
Sakura gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki’s when they are on a mission,, The Akatsuki’s are after Naruto he’s boxed in what will happen I suck at summary’s but you get the picture I Don’t own Naruto IF I did I would have given sakura intense strength in the
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Naruto My Version reviews
Sakura a Cold Emotionless Killer and ANBU Captian is sent back in time to stop Sasuke from going to Orchimaru.......What happen's when the Akatsuki want her? Read to Find out
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H.