"In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

So, I have this habit of getting bored of my profile on a regular basis, so I copy and paste all of it into a document, erase it, and start over. Becauze I'm cool like that.

My name is Aly!

~Favorites~

Foods: Sushi, pumpkin bread, ice-cream, grilled cheese sandwiches, and Joe's Crab Shack crab legs!

Drinks: Root Beer, banana-strawberry smoothies, watermelon-kiwi smoothies, Sprite!

Movies: Phantom of the Opera, The Notebook, The Princess Bride, Tin Man, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. All Harry Potter. But sadly, Kristen Stewart and Katherine Hardwick screwed up Twilight.

Books: Twilight: all of them, Harry Potter: all of them, Magic in Manhattan: all of them, Winnie-the-Pooh (You can't beat A. A. Milne. Sorry.), Night World, Fruits Basket!

TV Shows: Friends, House, Ugly Betty, What I Like About You, Secret Life of the American Teenager!

I'm the girl who you bumped into but didn't stop.

I'm the girl you hit when you aimed for someone else, but you didn't apologize.

I'm the girl who you've gone to school with for four years, but never noticed.

I'm the girl who has to gather all my strength to get out of bed in the morning.

I'm the girl you spilled your milk on but didn't bother to help clean it up.

I'm the girl your friend was talking about when you said, "Who?"

I'm the girl who isn't at school sports games, but no one misses.

I'm the girl who goes out of my way to tell you I liked your speech in English class, even if you were talking to your friends during mine.

I'm the girl who walked away when everyone was playing with lighters and hairspray in the parking lot.

I'm the girl who starred in the school play, but you still don't know my name.

I'm the girl who sold you a ticket to the talent show.

I'm the girl who doesn't use MySpace or Facebook.

I'm the girl you made fun of when I did the Macarena with my friends even though you didn't know me.

I'm the girl you stereotype as a nerd.

I'm the girl sitting next to you who you look through every day.

I'm the girl who looks happy, but is broken apart inside.

I'm the girl comforting the crying girl in my mirror, because no one else will.

I'm the girl who was crying at school, when your eyes passed right over me.

I'm the girl who doesn't hate people, but am hated by others.

I'm the girl standing in the background behind all the happy people.

I'm the girl who can't afford designer clothes, and doesn't care.

I'm the girl who trusts even after I've been hurt.

I'm the girl who doesn't worry about how much I weigh.

I'm the girl who will share my lunch when someone doesn't have money, even if they wouldn't do the same for me.

I'm the girl who picked up the can you dropped and put it in the recycle bin.

I'm the girl who never changed, just got sick of pretending I was happy.

I'm the girl who wrote this. I didn't copy and paste it, and I didn't see it on TV or in a book. I really am that girl. I want you to notice me. I want you to say hi. So next time you look around you, look for the girl that might be me. Say hi to them. Next time your eyes pass over someone, make it a point to notice two things about them. Next time you bump someone in the hall, make sure you acknowledge them. And next time you see me, let me know that I'm not invisible. Because it may not seem like much to you, but it just might make my day.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't like Snape in books 1-5, HATED him in book 6, then still didn't forgive him in book 7, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. (I would laugh until I would die from not being able to catch my breath)

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an imaginary friend and you aren't ashamed to save them a seat at the movies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would seriously consider naming your child Ginny or Luna, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

So I was like, Avada Kadavra, and he was like, dead

I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office.

I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter!

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it!

Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton.

Sirius Black...

...escaped azkaban...

...evaded death eaters...

...outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (SO SAAAAD! I LOVE SIRIUS! HE'S MY...FOURTH FAVORITE CHARACTER!)

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

"Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross…That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'--sorry about that--but there's a thing that could be a sun…hang on…that means 'great happiness'…so you're going to suffer but be very happy…"

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Love is like snot. You keep picking at it until you get to it, then you wonder what to do with it.

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that will break the silence at my funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip 'n' Slide!

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

‘Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward’

‘You haven’t read Twilight? Go shoot yourself in the foot.

"You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home" - Bella Swan

"How strongly are you apposed to grand theft auto?"- Alice Cullen

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
And so am I.I just want to say one last thing: You have read my profile. You now have some sort of idea of what kind of person I am. I just want you to know that you are almost definitely completely wrong. Have a nice day!