I am crazy. But don't let that scare you. I am not as psycho as my friends Katani Peditedra and Alien Smile 13. Well maybe more the Alien Smile 13 but that's okay. Hey Kp and Al are you out there. HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Okay. Down to business. I am crazy, psycho, zany, strange, and demented. So are my stories...Kind of. The only thing is I take a long time to write a lot of my stories. So if your waiting for the next chapter of *Nutcases in the Classroom* you might as well read my friends' stuff. Katani and Alien that is.

I am also kind of new to fanfic so bewarr myy gramiticul errrs. Oky.

I like LOTR, and for all you people without a clue, LOTR stands for Lord of the Rings. I also like HP, which stands for Harry Potter. To be perfectly honest... I reserved a copy for HP5 half a year in advance. It will be roasting on my doorstep the day it comes out. And then I won't come out for... a while. You'll know when I've gotten it because I won't have posted much stuff afterwards.

Some of my favorite frases...Phrases are as follows:

Freakin'

Monkey Butt

Bob

When life gives you lemons, suck them

Welcome to reality. Visit again soon.

When monkeys rule the world all will be right.

Crud buckets

Katani and Alien gave me this one: One by one penguins steal my sanity

Sugar is not a food, it's a way of life

If you insult soccer it will come back and bite you in the butt.

When I was a kid, we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually

I like cheese

Get over me

What's on your mind monkey butt?

I have no pets. Not counting my little brother. Thats okay. I've already gone through 26 goldfish while my brother's stayed alive a month after my last one died. I also went through two tadpoles. Sad, Sad, Sad.

I like Drama. And writing. And annoying my friends. And staying up at night and pondering things like the meaning of life. The answer is 44.

I enjoy movies. Alien loves horror movies. I enjoy sci-fi. The only horror movie I watched was the *Sixth Sense*. I had nightmares for weeks. My all time favorite movies are *Matrix 1&2 (Hopefully 3), Kung Pow, Star Wars, Monty Python Movies (I don't like spam!), Blazing Saddles, Ghostbusters, Star Trek, and Spider Man.*

I am very,very sarcastic. It sometimes gets me in trouble. Yeah.

I also have trouble talking in public. See, I talk really fast so my tongue gets tied. Then things come out completely the wrong way!

I got HP5 on the day it came out and finished it the day after. My favorite character, Sirius Black was killed! *Sobs uncontrollably* WHY SIRIUS?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!

Anyway, *sniff, enough about me! How about you! Enough About you! Beam me up Scottie! BYE BYE Monkey Butt!