First off, Jesus is my Lord and Savior and I was a filthy, wretched sinner without Him. I will never be grateful enough for God's beautiful grace and forgiveness through His only Son's death and resurrection. "For it is by His grace you have been saved, through your faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift from God— not by your works (or the good things you do), so that no one can brag." Ephesians 2:8-9

That being said, There are two other things you should know about me: (1) Assume everything I say is sarcasam and it will make my posts alot easier to read, and (2) If I were an animal, I'd be a platypus: I confuse people and I defy categorization

I can't write to save my life. I can come up with some pretty good stories, but I just can't put them down on paper (or in this case, computer screen).

I'm from Texas, so please excuse my English. We have a whole different version over here. If I use a word or expression that's not a word or expression where you live (or it just flat confuses you), then chances are, its a word or expression here. Either that or I'm having a 'homskoold' moment.

PM me anytime about anything but please keep it clean.