Erik Joshua
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Joined 04-22-14, id: 5680641, Profile Updated: 07-22-16
Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Pokémon.

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Name: Erik Joshua.

Gender:
any object, as a cigar or skyscraper, that may broadly resemble or represent the penis, especially such an object that symbolizes power, as an automobile.

Mental state: Fulfillment.

I'm not A.D.H.D or anything.
(A.D.H.D, Ass-hole.Dick.Head.Disease.)

Notes from my brain:

"Oblivion"

One against all, and all against one.
Oblivion calls, but receives none.
For war will ring, while bullets sing.
For freedom, Control, or Science we'll fight.
Every day, for every year, we bring war to the night.
Till the end of time, and the end of age.
Oblivion will be waiting, for this last brigade.
And it will never stop until all have come to the light.

(Written for Planetside 2.)
Erik Joshua.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
If you're reading this... then good for you!
~Internets


What to expect from my stories:
Well, there will be a bit of... more gory stuff in my stories, and you'll see why in the future when I actually make more content.
Hardship, sadness and depression will also be seen in my stories to reflect my stupid life. (Damn you Obama! Stop stealing my money!)

Also, you won't be seeing any crap that only attracts perverts and bronies. it will be cleaner in the sense that there will be NO PENILE GLANS GOING INTO THE ORAL SECTION OF THE FACE. -.-


Things about me:

Movies/TV shows:
1. Doctor who.
2. Sherlock.
3. FireFly/Serenity
4. Starship Troopers 1 2 (Animated ones sucked.)
5. Bean. (I like stupid fun.)

Favorite things to do:
1. Shoot guns.
2. Shoot more guns.
3. Write books.
4. Gaming.

Music:
Too many to list.

I can however, list what I hate:
All the mainstream bullshit.

Most hated people:
Everyone.


I'm not a serious writer.
I'm not going to be a fan fiction-er that puts their stories out there on a schedule.
They will be posted up at random, since I usually write when I'm bored, or have nothing to do.

I will however try to fill my stories up with as much content that is humanly possible for me to do, so you the reader will have something to read instead of browsing the web for hours on end.


I have pretty much removed my story, and am starting over.
"Live, Lose, Love, Die" now carries the same plot as before, but with much better story.


(Any of the characters in my stories are owned by the original creators, except the ones I make up. They're mine. And I will eat the faces of whomever claims the names/personalities of them. Also I won't be putting any legal shit in my stories, it just ruins it.)

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Handle with Care by lilpurplebird reviews
Having been loving mates for five years, Mew desires for a baby even though Mewtwo feels the opposite. As strong as their bond is, receiving nothing but bad news and unfortunate events slowly pushes their relationship to the edge. A fragile heart can break in any hand that handles it for too long. It can be put back together, but it'll never be the same.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 148,885 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [Mewtwo, Mew] Mr. Mime/Barrierd
Welcome to My World by NYSTLSportsFan reviews
Jake is your average overworked high school junior from our world. Aria is a Lucario who, in a tribe that values battling ability over all else, can't fight to save her life. When they end up stuck in each other's bodies after sharing a mysterious dream, they resolve to help each other survive in each other's worlds while they look for a way to get back to their own. TF of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Lucario, OC
After the Wave by NYSTLSportsFan reviews
After the events of Pokemon Heroes, Latios wakes up with a pounding headache in an unfamiliar place. As he gradually comes to, Latios attempts to find out where exactly he is and how he got there. But discovering the answers to those questions may cause him more harm than good.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Latios - Complete
Forsaken by lilpurplebird reviews
Being a Legendary isn't always a good thing—they realized that too late when the world came to an end. Mercifully, they were given another chance, but at a cost: They had agreed in a previous life to become mortal should they have failed to uphold their duties. Unbeknownst to them, however, there is a dark power lying in wait, targeting Mew and Mewtwo to do its dirty work...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 212,692 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - [Mew, Mewtwo]
Mewtwo and Lucario: The darkness by Angel-Mander reviews
Mewtwo and Lucario were never great friends, but when Mewtwo's mate is kidnapped and cloned into the most powerful clone thus far. they must team up to help defeat it. With some LucarioxGardevoir, and MewtwoxMewtwo.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Mewtwo, Lucario, Gardevoir/Sirknight
The Mewtwo File by Alisonven reviews
This is the story of the young clone Mewtwo and Aiko, his only human friend, the daughter of his creator. Please note from Chapter 3 there are descriptions of explicit sex, and from Chapter 4, pokemon-human sexual intercourse. Don't read if easy squicke
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,681 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
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Live, Lose, Love, Die reviews
Living, losing, loving, and dying is the central cycle of life. Two beings experience that cycle to its fullest in this story.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Mewtwo
Just a little glimpse into my mind reviews
This is just a little something for you people to read while you wait for my main story to go up there. Also, this is just a short thing for you people to read. It won't be a story with a bunch of chapters, it was just a little... thing that existed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014