Hana Mori grew up alone since age five when her parents died in the battle with the nine-tailed fox, and again at the age of eight when her brother ran away from the orphanage they stayed at. Now age nineteen, what will happen when she has to take care of wanted s-rank criminal, Itachi Uchiha, who knows the whereabouts of her brother?...Read and find out. Itachi/OC

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.