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Animes/Mangas- Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, One Piece, Slam Dunk, Vampire Knight, Fruits Basket, D. Gray Man, Hellsing, Soul Eater.

Favorite Characters:

Bleach: Ichigo Kurosaki/Rukia Kuchiki

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno

Code Geass: Lelouch Lamperouge-Vi Britannia/Kallen Kozuki

Darker Than Black: Hei

D Gray Man: Lavi/Lenalee Lee

Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric/Winry Rockbell

Death Note : L/Misa

Vampire Knight: Yuki Kuran/Cross/Zero Kiryuu

Fruits Basket: Tohru Honda/Kyo Sohma

Soul Eater: Maka Albarn/Soul Eater Evans

Favorite Books: The Hunger Games trilogy, the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Throne of Fire series, The Princess and the Frog series, Doctor Who, The Last Olympians, The Anne of Green Gables series, The Thousand and One Arabian Nights, Jane Austen Novels, Lucy Maud Montgomery, anything related with Ancient history, mythology, and culture, mostly Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Arab, Viking, Japanese, Mayan and Incan.

Favorite Movies: Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, V for Vendetta, Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Aladdin, Sherlock Holmes and the sequel, The Mummy Trilogy, Resident Evil series, Dawn of the Dead, Penelope, Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, Emma, the Indiana Jones Series, The Lion King movies, Pirates of the Carribean series, Hercules, Troy...and many more

Favorite Music: The Fray, Lifehouse, Taylor Swift, Michelle Branch, Maroon 5, Daughtry, Avril Lavigne, Linkin Park, Green Day, Adele, Lady Gaga, Mana, Juanes, Shakira, Jojo, Katy Perry, the All-American Rejects, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Boys Like Girls.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

Yes I am a girl and I hate Justin Bieber... post this to your profile if you agree

If you love Hunger Games-Post this on your profile.

If you spend all of your time on the computer, or with a book by yourself-Post this to your profile

If you used to have a life-Post this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Both.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No.

4. Do you have a best friend(s)? Yes.

5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yes, don't ever want it.

7. Do you like your life? What do you like about it? Yes. I love how busy I am with college, family, job, and friends.

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? No, or else I wouldn't think of them as a friend.

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Not yet.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls, but almost the same amount of guy friends.

11. How long have you had Facebook? Don't have one.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Yes, my ex.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes, Seeley Booth from Bones, Ian O'Shea from the Host.

16. Do you believe in the saying “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? Sort of, it applies to each person though.

17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Heck YEAH!

18. Do you ever wish you were famous? Sometimes.

19. Are you currently missing someone? Yeah, my friends.

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Viva La Vida

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Into the Night

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Shooting Stars

4.WHAT IS 22?

Clocks

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Where is Your Heart

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Blind

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Smile

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

All Around Me

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Welcome to the Jungle

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Falling In

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I Gotta Feeling

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Contagious

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Chu-Bura

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Can You See

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Gimme the Power

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

No Rain, No Rainbow

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Break Even

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

I Kissed a Girl (LMFAO)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

A Dios Le Pido

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Period

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Waking Up in Vegas

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

This is How You Remind Me

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Everywhere

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The One

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Keep Holding On

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Whatever it Takes

This guy or that guy?
Punk/Goth or Gangster?: None.
Preppy or Cowboy?: Neither.
Sweet or Sexy?: Both.
Well-educated or Dropout?: Well educated.
Armani or Ambercrombie?: Neither.
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Half/half.
Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: Brown or blue eyes.
Contacts or Glasses?: Either.

In a guy...
Funny or Serious?: Definitely funny.
Cute or Hot?: Hot.
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Dark.
Long Hair or Short Hair?: Medium length.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: Both.
Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Both.
Jock or Rebel?: A bit of both.
Smoker or Non-smoker?: Non smoker.
Druggie or Clean?: Clean.
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Clean shaven
Younger or Older?: About my same age, a few years older or younger.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

The Frog Princess, E.D. Baker. "I thought my heart would beat its way out of my chest..." Princess Emeralda aka Emma.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Comforter.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Arrow

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:07 a.m.?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:09 a.m.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My Pandora.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Taking out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfics of the Hunger Games

9. What are you wearing?

Pjs, and my Ninja Penguin holding a paintbrush shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

Don't remember, weird.

11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream.

Didn't have one.

12. When did you last laugh?

During the iPod quiz

13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Giraffe and a Zebra, with Hawaiian Leis.

14. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really.

15. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool.

16. What is the last film you saw?

Batman Begins.

17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A Make Your Own Mummy Kit, beach house near Long Beach, Ca, two dogs, an iguana, a mako shark, a hamster, and one cat, and two penguins, a big fish aquarium, and a pet snake.

18. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love to read the classic tales. (e.g. Jane Austen, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Louis Stevenson. L.M. Montgomery)

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Give more money to charities

20. Do you like to dance?

Hell yes!

21. George Bush:

Not very fond of him.

22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Yvaine, Esmeralda, Isabel .

23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ian, Peter, James, Jack.

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If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.

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ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking, babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this. But I'm an idiot and I needed company...You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your profile to put a smile on someone else's face today!

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me...

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me I got some advice. Click your heels 3 times and say "I wish I had a life!"

OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

Let me write that down in my "Things I don't really give f about' notebook".

Yeah, you have the right to your own opinion, but I reserve the right to think your stupid.

Warning: I'm sarcastic and I hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. Get over it!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in Texas, used to live in the White House.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

"Hold my purse."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

People who say anything's possible obviously haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!" I don't think you'd kill too many people

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--I'm not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

1) I need to tell you a secret. Go to 5.

2) The answer is... Go to 11.

3) Don't get angry. Go to 15.

4) Calm down, don't get frustrated. Go to 13.

5) First go to 2.

6) Don't be angry just go to 12.

7) I just wanted to say hi :)

8) What I wanted to tell you is...is on 14.

9) Be patient and go to 4.

10) This is the last time I'm going to send u to a number. Go to 7.

11) I hope your not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6.

12) Sorry out of order. Go to 8.

13) Don't get mad just yet...go to 10.

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3.

15) You must be really bored, so go to 9.

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The high seas and a vacation in the Caribbean...who could resist, right? The Elric brothers certainly can. Unfortunately, they're stuck and they're not alone. Pirates, goddesses and Krakens, oh my! Even Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have predicted this...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,081 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B., Alphonse E., Edward E.
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Avengers Christmas Songs by Qweb reviews
Filksongs — Avengers lyrics to Christmas tunes. Random updates. There will be Civil War spoilers. The 2016 season begins with Ch56 - A Fan Fiction Writer's Lament. Ch64: Up Pops the Ant-Man Ch65: Pete's Fighting Crime in the City Ch66: Said Natasha Ch67: The Panther Song Ch68: What Spy Is This? Ch69: Falcon We Have Seen on High Last Chapter for 2016: Ch70: Woe to the World
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 12/20/2012
Stitch my Heart up Please by Fleurs Greenway reviews
He wasn't quick enough to have her heart, so she moved on. He was the one who broke her heart, so she found someone who could stitch it up again. Now she is happy, he suddenly wants her. Too bad for him then. LaylaXWarren. Rated T for safety.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,955 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Layla W., Warren P.
How the Avengers spend their time off by special agent Ali reviews
I read many stories here about the Avengers living together and driving each other crazy. Naturally, I had to get in on this. Just bunch of random one-shots I come up with. Some may be told in parts but still complete silly shots. I am always up for a challenge as well so feel free to review me some ideas. I hope you all enjoy my warped mind.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
That Happens Sometimes by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 34,555 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,374 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Only Mystery Worth Solving by DoctorSchmosby reviews
Clara Oswald is perfect for the Doctor. Too perfect. So perfect, in fact, that it was almost inevitable. The Doctor's preconceptions of love are challenged as he and best friend embark on an uneasy, gradual journey from friendship to romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 4/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
The Random Fact Book of Annabeth Chase by Lexi Daughter of Athena reviews
Hello world! This is the amazing Percy Jackson! I have decided that instead of zoning out when my girlfriend Annabeth pops out her unlimited amount of random facts, that I would turn them into the world's greatest fact book! A random fact book. A bunch of one-shots based on random facts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Guide to the Avengers Rules by electracait reviews
A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
A Souffle and the Odd Kiss by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which the Doctor and Clara don't go on that many adventures, eat the odd souffle and snog. Quite a bit. A series of 11/Clara oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
New Secrets by stinkysox reviews
After getting her parents back, Nadya Barton's life has been pretty normal the past few years. That is until her boyfriend, Landon Stark, comes back from a college trip and isn't quite the same. Sequel to The New Generation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,352 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
I Believe In Yesterday by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
Season 2 spoilers! It's a week after Emma and Snow's return and everything seems peaceful...until Neal Cassidy shows up at the door. Emma's going to have to face her past whether she likes it or not, and unfortunately, the whole family is going to be witness to it. Secrets come to light and realizations made, and will the old lovers reconcile or has yesterday been forgotten?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,113 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire - Complete
Coming to Terms by frombluetored reviews
"But no one is in control of time. Not really." A brief conversation between the Doctor and Clara leads to the Maitland's acquiring a week-long visitor. A visitor who happens to know very little about domestic life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Snog Box by SlumdogSeacrestLaw reviews
A collection of fluffy romantic one-shots about the Doctor and Clara, why? Because whouffle, hell yeah! I'm accepting ideas so leave a review if you want one written. Credit for the artwork goes to cici-chi on deviantart.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
In the Autumn of Terror by Steampunkmagic reviews
It's 1888, the Autumn of Terror and Jack the Ripper stalks the streets of London. Clara, a young governess, becomes intrigued by the reclusive Doctor. But who will she believe when people start to think that the Doctor is behind the murders? And what will the Doctor do when he discovers Clara is the next victim?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Stardust by Faux Pax reviews
Series of vignettes focusing on Neal (Bae)/ Emma / Henry dynamic.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,609 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Neal C./Baelfire, Emma S.
Babysitting The Avengers by Nicki Monaz reviews
Short story about the Avengers getting turned into kids and Nick Fury having to babysit.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Secret's of Love by thegirlinthesecondrow reviews
Leo Valdez - Hazel Levesque! Wisdom's daughter walks alone, the Mark of Athena burns through Rome. As the prophecy unravels, the gang find themselves reacquainted with past friends, and fighting a bigger threat than ever thought of. Can love overcome all?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,591 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hazel L., Leo V.
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Reconstructing Wonderland by Helen Palsgraf reviews
Post-revolution reconstruction in Wonderland takes Hatter and Alice back through the Looking Glass, where everyone's problems are just beginning. Statecraft, emotional development... and some smut. ** Yes! I'm finally continuing this story. It will wrap here soon! **
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
The New Generation by stinkysox reviews
When Natasha and Clint are supposedly KIA, how will their daughter handle it? And what does Tony and Pepper's son have anything to do with it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,502 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Writing on Tony's Wall by Kereea reviews
The many messages left by the Avengers, their friends, Loki, and a few villains on the walls of an Avengers Tower bathroom
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,165 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Press On, Rukia by Spiceandsugar10 reviews
After a busy night at the hospital, Ichigo decides to go to a local diner for some coffee to relax. Everything would've been perfect if only the violet eyed college student behind him would stop crumbling papers loudly and kicking chairs! "Excuse me, while I'm sure you're stressed, do you think you could keep it down a little! Some people are trying to relax at two in the morning!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Thanks For The Memories by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
What happens when Martha finds a photo album in the library and asks the Doctor about it? Does she really want to know the answers? **10/Rose!**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Reading Between The Lines: Persephone's First Year by AzureStorm reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly happened to Persephone when Hades kidnapped her? How she felt about the whole situation? Did she try and escape her first time there? Read to find out! Rated T for saftey. Being revised
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hades, Persephone
Dr Strawberry & Dr Midget by Spiceandsugar10 reviews
This story is discontinued. However, it is rewritten under the title, "Cure Me, Please" on my profile.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Deathberry Dictionary by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Because sometimes, you just need a dictionary to understand them. Drabbles from A to Z. Rating may vary, so 'T' to be safe. Z: Zenbu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,998 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Cinderbones by Cassie Bones reviews
Based on Cinderella. R&R
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Where You Belong by hann789 reviews
Post-finale. "It was in that act of going to him and relying on him that she finally released the last of her imperviousness. It had drained out of her body while she sobbed into his shirt in the early morning darkness." B/B A/H
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Bondage by Singer1108 reviews
Until Ichigo and Rukia can solve their arguement, they're handcuffed together by Urahara. Will they be able to solve their differences before they drive eachother crazy? IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
My Heart Belongs To You! by CutieTea reviews
Ichigo x Rukia! They realize they have feelings for each other, ready to start something new. Involves romance, action, friendship, and humor. Takes place after Bleach Fade to Black: I Call Your Name and the Fake Karakura Town Arc!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Mizpah by KuroKuchiki reviews
Based on manga episode 423, the parting thoughts of Rukia and Ichigo. Rukia's more immediate and Ichigo's in near future.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Is Pete the One? by messersmontana reviews
This is a companion piece to the Myka one. Now Myka is trying to figure out if Pete is the one.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Myka's the One by messersmontana reviews
Pete is missing Myka and realizes that she is the one for him. This is going to be Pete's POV.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Pete L., Myka B. - Complete
How To Train Your Rukia by Baxter54132 reviews
Part of the "How To.." Series. Ichigo see's the incredibly popular book written by Rukia, and he wants revenge. He writes up his own version, and after reading this, every Ichigo out there will have a completely obedient Rukia by their side. one-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The sun shines again,June17 by crazy09yume reviews
its basically about how ichigo tries to tell rukia how important she is to him on the day on his mother's anniversary. the story starts of with tatsuki and orihime's thoughts on the couple before moving on to the main part of the story.. ichiruki oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
How To Train Your Ichigo by Baxter54132 reviews
For all you Ichigo homeowners out there. This is a quick and easy guide to help you train your Ichigo. One-shot IchiRuki T for suggested mature theme.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Dinotopia The TV series: Novelization by MysticGohan88 reviews
The sequel at long last! The Scott familys adventures contiue in the TV series and original episodes as they try to adapt to their new lifestyle. Whilst facing the Outsiders, T-rexes and more threats, we'll the family ever leave the island and go home?
Dinotopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010
See Ya On The Other Side by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
Ichigo picks up his son from school and reminisces on how he came to be. AU.-ONESHOT-ICHIRUKI-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Burning Heart by shortierockette reviews
A poem based on the ending to episode 'The Lake of the Lake', my personal favorite.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Merlin, Freya - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
Rose and the Doctor together forever? by supergirls21 reviews
Rose looks inside the Tardis's heart and absorbes the Vortex, saving everyone...including the Doctor. In return, it changes her into a Time Lady...see what happens next. T just for the safety, it might get interesting later ; Let me know what you think :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
When the Day met the Night by sallythedestroyerofworlds23 reviews
"The rain drags Black Sun down,but rain dried by White Moon" Bedtime story! A story about the Sun Prince and the Moon Princess.-Some fluff included.-oneshot-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Funny Quotes by Vlad Taltos reviews
I collect quotes and these are some funny ones.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010
Naruto Bar Jokes by axelroxmysox reviews
When the group gets bored, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura start telling multiple bar jokes. How will this go on? Sucky Summary
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fourteenth Gives the Order Hell by CrimsonKitsune333 reviews
When Levier decided Allen would be more useful as a Noah than an Exorcist, he takes Allen away. Three months later he returns, though not as everyone expected. Songfic to “Gives You Hell” by the All American Rejects. Please R&R
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
100 Songs, 100 Moments reviews
Booth and Brennan's afterthoughts and feelings set to both sad and happy songs. Will have perspectives from both Booth and Bones, with song lyrics serving as a background. Will encompass/include mostly all the seasons of Bones. Will be a mostly songfic story. B/B pairing only
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan