When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Teddy Lupin is currently in possession of the weirdest cat he's ever met, and his best friend has also recently got one that's equally...unique and unusual. This is no coincidence though, because both cats are in fact former wizards with ulterior motives of their own, as well as trying to protect their idiot 'owners' from a new threat to Hogwarts' students.

In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.

Sometimes the greatest fear we have is the fear of falling. This fear can limit us, make us believe that the risks aren't worth the end result. Percy needs to learn that sometimes the greatest thing one can do is close their eyes and let themselves fall. *Edited: year 1 added

One couldn't deal with endings. One couldn't handle beginnings. Both were powerful beings with something to prove. When gold takes over Paris, new heroes are called forth to fight for the greater good – with dangerous consequences. Goals are changed, alliances shift and teenage drama complicates everything. No OCs. *Hiatus*