Edward is murdered and makes a deal with the gate to come back to life and save his brother from the killer who has now targeted him. Everything goes to hell once a few of his coworkers and employer see him walking around a few weeks after his funeral.

What will happen when Roy is turned into a vampire, and needs to drink blood in order for him to not go on a rampage of killing innocent people? He'll have to drink a familiar blonde's blood and cure himself by hunting down the vampire who bit him. HIATUS

Riko never dreamed she be attending a ball let alone "Prince Charming" would be waiting there for her! But alas all dreams must end. Years pass but Kakashi can't forget her until one fateful day when he rescues a fisty maid from two lecherous fiends.

Ever wonder what happened in Fenoglio's Inkheart, the book Mo originally read aloud from? Well, I have. This is the story of Dustfinger, Capricorn, Basta and a few other characters from Inkspell, told as Fenoglio originally intended it to be.

Hotch loves the little moments when life is good.

Edward is snowed in school for the weekend with his new teacher: the handsome, young, Roy Mustang. Will he discover all the secrets Edward has kept covered up for so long? 121,061 views! Sequel is complete! 'Wrapped in Romance' [Royed Yaoi slash lemon child abuse]

I'm Sai. In my profession, you meet a lot of interesting people, and help them find the correct medecation, or sedatives. Yet, with all the stories they bring, I've learned stories often intertwine. AU SaiIno, implied KisaIta, rated: language, slight yaoi

What happens when Renge suddenly decides to introduce a new host to the Host Club, a host who has a secret much like our beloved Haruhi. KyoyaxOC

A Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan Story

When a young woman,chosen by Jashin rescues Hidan from the pit that he was burried in six years ago,she had no idea the trial's she would be facing,dark secrets of her past are revealed.Can Hidan learn to care for another being,can she learn to trust him

In an intense moment of emotion, Tenzo sets out to bring Kakashi a world of hurt. Kakashi isn't looking for a fight though. KakaYama

the mayonaka a order so secret that madara uchiha himself had only heard mere rumors about them what is their goal and what does it have to do with the nine jinchuriki. looking for new co-author

Finding civilization in the tangled mess of the forest was apparently the last thing on Kakashi's mind. Groping every inch of Tenzou's body was apparently the first. 50 sentence/drabble prompts.

Roy and Riza are secretly pen-pals, but don't know it. Eventually, they'll find out and see that the thing they're looking for is each other. Please read and enjoy!

Spencer goes home after Foyet escapes. One-Shot.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

She had drunken so much sake during her long life that she was like a bottle of it herself. But now, she felt empty and cold. She was like the bottle on the floor. She was broken, and he was dead; no amount of alcohol could let her slip away from that.

It's Valentine's Day and Gaara finds plenty to be annoyed about.

I've kidnapped the Naruto characters so please ask them questions! sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, nejiten R&R

All Hidan wanted was some peace and quiet, but of course that's impossible when you are surrounded by horny idiots. Warning: Yaoi, references to alcohol, and cursing. Cause it's Hidan ;D

Temperance Brennan left DC 20 years ago without a word to her friends. Now she is finding it hard to deal with her son accepting an internship at the place she left behind. Will she be forced to face her friends, and her biggest fear, Seeley Booth?

Nara Shikamaru's birthday was where it all began. One game changed relationships and their futures. Being together is not always easy. It's rather... complicated. Shika&Temari. Other couples & own characters implied. R&R! ;

It was a hard decision. But it had to be made. Sladin, OneShot, mild-slash. Don't like, don't read.

Revenge is best served chilled, with a little paper umbrella on top. Kakashi makes the best of a bad situation. CRACK YEAH.

The local Orphanage is in jeopardy of shutting down. What can the Teen Titans do in order to prevent this? Who knew a contest for Robin's company on a date, could turn into…well…you’ll have to see.

Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Four years have passed since Callypso's escape. Little did she know that it wasn't over yet. And when an unexcpected visitor shows up a new chapter of the story begins. Fate doesn't play fair. This is a sequal to Inkpen. Rating may go up

Two teachers' musings throughout the frustration, fascination, and fulfillment of leading their charges. Kakashi and Yamato-centric. 4 of 4. Complete.

Kunimitsu reveals her long past with Yoshimitsu. Rated T for violence and adult themes. Please read and review.

Deidara and Hinata meet and fall in love but she is a high class girl and he's a criminal. What happenes when she joins the Akatsuki? WIll her father come? Dei/Hina.

Hikaru comitts suicide, but is forced by Jashin to come back to Earth. What will she do when she runs into the man she thought she loved? KakuzuxOC A bit of HidanxOC, not really, but some. Rated T for cussing and what not.

The death of a friend is a devastating blow. Mustang sets out to comfort Gracia after the funeral, but things don't necessarily go as planned.

They say that love is as strong as death, but this isn't quite true. It's stronger. PainKonan, oneshot, manga spoilers.

30 ways to annoy Light

Could any god forgive a man who's done the things I have?" Itachi, Pain, and the nature of forgiveness. One-shot, MANGA SPOILERS.

Hidan/hinata oneshot.

Once a year, on a certain eve, the fabric between our world and the spirit world become thin. And Hidan is very, very glad for this. Sex of a sort...? JashinHidan yaoi Kind of? Eh... M for a reason.

In which Kurogane tries to get his sword back, and Sakura makes some highly unusual new friends. Oneshot. Crossover with Naruto.

Barry the Chopper muses about his life and his wife as it rains.

Originally on Deviantart. Hidan over-does it with a ritual. KakuHida Fluff. i don't much like this pairing now, it's not really my thing anymore, I made this awhile ago One shot.

Mori is a knight of the kingdom that can take any challenge, but what would he do when he is faced with a challenge of the heart? AU

Sasuke catches Itachi on the computer, and wants to see what he’s looking at!

Each Akatsuki has been kicked out of their homes and given 50000 yen to survive for 5 years. For spoiled Akatsuki brats in modern day Tokyo, 50000 yen is like getting a nickel, so what do they do? Why, band together and start a host club, of course!

Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.

This takes place a year after the movie. Strangers come to the lands to the west and spread a sickness. Ashitaka and San must find a cure, but what happens when one of them falls ill? It's better than this summary. Please read and review! Rated T.

Little Naruto and little Hinata tries to figure out what a condom is. And they did but....

Deidara and Itachi are in love, but it’s a constant 'He loves me, he loves me not.' Itachi gets Deidara upset one night so he leaves and goes to a host club, meeting Sasori and falling completely head over heels. What happens when Itachi finds out? Yaoi.

Ed is all alone. His mother and Al died and now he has no one. What he doesn't know is that someone does care. Now it's up to Roy to melt away his frozen heart. Parental!Roy/Ed. Rated T just to be safe.

Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!

Giftfic for kpizkool. Sequal to Haunting Me. Shikamaru can't stop pretending that it doesn't hurt. HidaShika.

Wrote this awhile ago, so read at your own risk. Only up here for archive purposes. Callypso has a talent that has no need of a beautiful voice. She can bring things to life just by her vivid writing. She thought she would go un noticed but she didn't count on Capricorn and the black jackets. R&R! Warning: Flame at your own risk!

Tsuki Academy accepts students that are endowed or with abnormalities. As students, each Akatsuki member has his own problems, loves, and loyalties to attend to. Rated for foul language, mostly Hidan, and, of course, yaoi! Don't read if you don't like

Mojiko gets sucked into the Naruto world... by Kakuzu and Hidan! Her parents don't know her... so she plans on getting back at the Akatsuki for that... uh oh... and now She has the help from Sukariaa Uchiha!

Kunimitsu's life is much better. She stops her Manji ways, completely changes in personality, and gets married to Taichi. Now, her life is complete. Please read and review. BTW, I've added a bonus chapter completely by surprise.

A series of one-shots based on Cloud and Tifa's relationship as well as the "family" they have formed. May include some action-oriented fights scenes later on. Rated T for possible language, violence, and mild sexual themes. Other characters will appear

HidaShika. Shikamaru should've known better. You can't kill an immortal.

In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good

Caught up in his thoughts and sadness, Baek replies to Hwoarang's letter -- 'You are too young to be coordinating the lives of others, haksaeng… because you yourself still need guidance.' -Mi Ahn Hae Yo Sequel, Oneshot-

Kakuzu and Sasori fight over who's the better boyfriend.

Hidan and Deidara fight over who has the better boyfriend.

Itachi misses his little brother who is training to kill him and is in love with a certain blonde friend. Will Itachi choose to steal him away or sadly watch his little Otouto enjoy life? OOC, Yaoi, Incest, Rape. SasuxNaru and ItaxSasu.

Before what may be his final hours, Hwoarang writes a letter to Baek -- 'And in my time of need, you are the origin of my strength, Seongsaeng.' -Oneshot-

Karasu sits, separated from her by a wall and time. Karasu/Haruka.

this is a short poem about Hidan's ritual

Sasuke, what are you doing?" "I WANNA BE A FISH!" Sasuke and Itachi brotherliness.

kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu

Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .

Mello had never let anyone even remotely close, though now he wishes that he had. MxM drabble.

Congratulations! You are the proud owner of your very own Naruto Character! Now, you need to read the manual to learn how to take care of your new buddy! Chapter 7: Ino Yamanaka, now at a 15 percent discount!

Hidan doesn't expect much from his partner, but the one thing he does want from the other is impossible to get. KakuHidan

A collection of random FMA drabbles/oneshots, mostly centered around Roy Mustang and his idoitic band of loyal subordinates. :D

Larxene speaks the truth from her clinic room about what really happened within the Organization. Oneshot

Roy Mustang sings along to a song on the radio, and Edward is his unfortunate audience. No real pairings.

This is a very stupid story about Kisame and his love for a mudkip. Itachi gets jealous.

Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

When Kakuzu was told Hidan was good at chess, he almost laughed. There was no way a tactic idiot like him would ever be the master of the mother of all tactic games.

Itachi knows that he's going blind, but he isn't worried about it. He has a plan. KisaIta.

Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.

Even since that fateful day, Kakuzu has made sure he never got close to anyone, afraid of more rejection, hiding behind his mask. Hidan is sick of guessing and decides to ask him straight out. Slight KakuHida

To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.

Hidan kills for the people who have been killed in his life [slight KakuzuxHidan]

Both Kakuzu and Hidan want the same thing. They just don't know it. KakuHida.

Oneshot. What do you do when you have no goals left to strive for? MANGA SPOILERS, PeinBlue.

[ . Like a stone skipped across the glassy surface of a lake, the events in Chihiro’s life had repercussions, ripples that shaped and changed her future, and above all, who she was . ] [ . implied ChiHaku . ]

The child would be Jashin’s only hope. Contains OCs, no pairings involving Hidan. Manga spoilers. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.

What happened in that moment was a well kept secret, a secret he shared only with the one he trusted most...but sometimes, it seemed as if even God himself had forgotten. Manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language and violence. Oneshot.

Oneshot. The Akatsuki Leader intended to build an army capable of overturning the entire shinobi world. But every army is made up of individuals, and these shinobi are more unusual than most.

A oneshot with Kakuzu and Hidan about the cold. Just a cute little thing. XP Fluff.

The idea of immortality has always been the greatest dream of the human race. But after his battle with Shikamaru, Hidan thinks it might be more of a nightmare. Oneshot.

Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.

Shizuku looks forward to reuniting with Seiji after ten years of pursuing their dream. It has been tough, and she secretly hopes they would even get married soon. But Seiji has been hiding a secret of his own...HIATUS

Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.

Tools You'll Need: A sharp object, an inescapable burden of shame, the experience of the worst failure you've ever committed in your life. Time to Complete: about 15 minutes. Results may vary.

Between one life and another, Sakura goes looking for a man she doesn't know.

Rin doesn't like chocolate, but she always eats his anyway.

Al has no concept of the true nature of Ed's nightmares...

Yamato has survivor guilt, will he recognize truth in Kakashi's words? One shot. RandR! Spoilers for newest manga!

Maito Gai meets a mask, and underneath it, a man. GaiKaka.

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.

Sakura leaves first. Kakashi leaves second. And all that's left to do is nothing.

Kakashi hates celebrating his birthday, but Team 7 isn't going to take no for an answer.

The things we do to ourselves when no one is watching. The things we watch because we cannot bear to look away. Kakashi from Gai's POV.

Just because he never talks about his father doesn't mean he never thinks about him. Kakashi fic.

Team Seven had been the perfect picture...That was before Sasuke killed Sakura. deathfic [oneshot]

a poem about kunimitsu

A dangerous ninja had arrived Leaf Village to complete a mission. How would this affect Iruka and his newfound romance...

Parody of "In The End" by Linkin Park. About people who can't do the easiest of combos.