There are few things in the world that Willy Wonka loves more than chocolate, but his son is certainly at the top of the list. The reclusive chocolatier never realized how lonely he was until a green eyed little boy came into his life. It looks like Willy's plan to stay out of the Wizarding World might not work out anymore. A Willy Wonka adopts Harry story.

In the beginning, he was trapped. In the end, he would be free or he would be dead. But for Merlin, the secret sorcerer, and for Arthur, the king who doesn't understand, being stuck in the middle is the worst place to be. And yet, at least they are not stuck alone. * A series of one-shot reveal fics* *Can all be read separately*

The people of Auradon watch the Descendants movie with the VK's. What will happen? Rated M because I'm very paranoid.

In third year, Harry Potter has a near fatal accident with a time turner while trying to save his godfather. Now Harry's not quite human and is beginning to have memories that aren't his own. The Doctor is now searching for the young Time Lord that he mentally sensed with a far-fetched hope that he is not alone. TimeLord!Harry

After forcefully having his magic sealed, Harry is sent to live with Sirius' squib cousin in America. Feeling like he has nothing to live for after the death of his friends and the loss of his magic, he slips into a deep depression. Will a certain empath vampire and a pack of wolves be able to heal him? Will Harry every show his true self? Harry/Jasper, abuse, depression, animagus

A series of unrelated ficlets in which fem!Harry meets her soulmate. Or, alternatively, that one in which fem!Harry has a different name in each ficlet. Soulmate AU. Various pairings. Various fandoms. Enjoy.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.

After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.

Summer after 4th year Harry learns that James isn't exactly is father and Lily isn't his mother. Will his newly discovered family be able to help him recover from his violent, abusive childhood? Will he be able to trust again enough to find love? Slash, abuse, rape, underage, mpreg, cutting,

Steve's life was looking grim when Bucky got drafted, right up until the day he sort of rescued a dame from a dark alley, only for her to follow him home and turn his life upside down.

A series of one-shots. Some are expansions on scenes of the movie. Some are AUs. Some are 'extra' scenes. These could all be read on their own but I'm lazy and don't want to post just a bunch of stories.

Fem!Harry. After saving the Philosopher's stone, Dahlia Potter soon discovers the world isn't as black and white as she believes it to be. She suddenly discovers the truth of her true parentage and is faced with the threat of not just Lord Voldemort, but beings and people off realm, who would wish her harm, if they discovered who her father is.

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

REWRITE/EDIT OVERHAUL FOR THIS FOUND IN "Slip Up Revamped" . (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )

"You will be mine, and mine alone... Do you understand?" What is the God of Magic to do when he stumbles upon a beautiful white witch? A powerful one who he can't keep his eyes off? Why, make her his of course. Little does he know, she changes everything. (AU from the middle of Thor on. FEM!Harry/Loki)

Harry prayed for a family that would love him exactly once in his childhood; he thought his prayer went unanswered. After the death of the Dark Lord and several weeks of cryptic dreams, he discovers the truth and is presented with a choice over fourteen years in the making. His soul will heal in time; his destiny is his own to write. Elfling!Harry [Discontinued]

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Arthur has a truth serum, Merlin lies more than he tells the truth. Who else would Arthur use it on?

There are few things better than having a cup of tea and watching a great funeral. Until some purple nincompoop comes along and ruins his whole day.

The Golden Trio isn't as Light as they seem. Secretly, they plot against Dumbledore as they convince others to join them. In the middle of all this, Harry Potter begins correspondence with the leader of the Dark himself. Except the thing is, Tom Riddle, or Lord Voldemort, if you prefer, doesn't know who exactly he is writing to. How will he react to the truth? Slash fic! Dark Trio!

HPBZ slash, threeshot. AU. Voldemort cursed Harry in the graveyard so that he can only speak Parseltongue. Harry embarks on his fifth year alternately furious and despairing and trying to learn faster writing, British Sign Language, and nonverbal casting all at once. It turns out that not all Slytherins are Malfoy or Snape, and not everyone is frightened of Parseltongue. COMPLETE.

"Help him! Help him Merlin! Make him all right! Save him!" Merlin moved quickly to the shocked midwife who stared down at the still, blue baby in her arms. "He's not breathing! Help him!" -This belongs in my Albion AU series, but it just didn't feel chapter-ish so I'm letting it stand alone.

After nearly being killed by the villainous James Moriarty, Harry meets Sherlock Holmes and John Watson; two peculiar men who take him in after he's left without a family. What happens when a letter with emerald writing shows up at their door?

A year ago Arthur wouldn't have been the least bit bothered by a sorcerer falling at his feet in terror. But now magic is free. Now his people live in peace, with nothing to fear from each other. Don't they? Why is Merlin not surprised by this turn of events? And - most importantly - what can they do to fix the problem? (Post S5 AU) T because of references to burning.

Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.

Harry Potter receives the Cloak of Invisibility his first year, and everything is not how it seems. Death sinks into his magic and by the time summer rolls around, he has changed - and for the better.

By the time end of the 3rd Task, Harry and Alec are done. Between the World's worship of Alec as the Boy-Who-Lived, the abandonment of Harry for the same reason and the sheer hypocrisy of it all, the two 14 year olds are rather jaded. And now they have now been kidnapped to resurrect Voldemort. Funny how that turns out to be the best thing that has happened to them in a long time.

A month after the unfinished confession of the Doctor at Bad Wolf Bay, Rose meets her end, just to find herself back at the Henrik's in 2005. What is death to her? And does he get his second chance to say it? S1, S2 - done.

What if when Harry died he went back in time to his first life? What if he made peace with the Dursleys? (Well, most of them anyway). What if he was sorted into Slytherin? What if Snape didn't hate him? What if he was best friends with Draco Malfoy? And what if he decided to help Voldemort this time around...?Previously called "What If?"

Tony Stark never thought he would be a father, but he realizes that he can't let his son walk out of his life. For Harry, Tony is a last-ditch effort to gain freedom. Although the journey might be rough, they learn to heal and become a family. A scheming Death, a Mad Titian, Dark Wizards, Dangerous Doctors, living Wards, Quantum Physics, and Magic theory. Minor HP/PP, strong T

Hagrid nearly starts talking about how evil Slytherins are, but he sees something deep in Harry's eyes and closes his mouth. Ron never runs into Draco but does see his brothers, glowing red and gold while he's in their shadow. Hermione does find Draco and wants to make him hurt after the first slur, while whispers of Restricted Sections slither through her ears. Slytherin!Dark!Trio

"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

Harry's first year is over and now Vernon is sending him to a Great Aunt he has never heard about. But this kind woman sending Harry to her youngest son and his Partner. But its not all an easy road.

Nightly confessions by a fire [merthur; magic reveal; future-fic]

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Following the episode of RttE, 'Dire Straits', Toothless has trouble resting easy after nearly losing Hiccup.

Newly restored grace, temporarily sentient wings that won't let Chloe away from Lucifer, the small matter of her partner being the devil... Chloe would like to say it's business as usual. "Let's Wing It!" Fic Exchange.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Tony Stark prided himself on being a genius with a sense of self worth, so it stood to reason as the genius that he was, found something quite fishy on B-57. So when he and the other Avengers meet Harry Potter, they are not sure what they got themselves into. Because dealing with Loki seems much less stressful. Grey!Harry Slightlyinsane!Harry. Warning:Slash

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

When Jeb finds a book called "The Host," everyone's lives are turned upside down, seeing as the book is about their own lives. Follow Wanda, Ian, Mel, Jared, Doc, and Jeb as they read it, the story of their lives unfolding from the pages of a mysterious book that seems to have appeared out of nowhere. [Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns "The Host," not me.]

Fem!Harry. Harry and her adopted son Teddy are hunted by the Wizarding World after the war. In their escape to Muggle London, Harry's wand breaks. Stranded in London with a child, Harry meets Sherlock Holmes. And then meets him again. (SherxHarry)

2x13 alternate ending. Chloe gets to Lucifer before he leaves. Secrets are revealed, misunderstandings cleared up, and much needed honest communication is dished out.

Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock

Percy Jackson just transferred to AHS on a swimming scholarship, and Olivia is convinced that there's something weird about him. In order to get to the bottom of it, she decides to befriend him and his girlfriend, Annabeth, and drags her best friend Kelly along for the ride. (Mortals Meet Percabeth, minus the toxic cliches and with a twist!)

What happens when all the villagers of Arendelle, Hans and his brothers, the two princesses, and all the visiting dignitaries are flashed into a mysterious room a day before the coronation and told they are going to watch a movie about the future? Anna/Kristoff. Elsa/OC (one of Hans' brothers, not all of them).

When Crowley goes to make a deal at surrey London he expects a rich businessman with lots of money and a so called 'desperate' situation. What he found was a small 15 year old boy who looked beaten down and helpless. His deal? A night with Crowley...and to pet his hell hound. In return he promises Crowley his soul when he dies, which he assures the man. MxMxM

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Lily and James are alive, and return with their other children years after the battle of Hogwarts. Sadly, a broken Harry left the Wizarding world years before... After trying every magical route to find him, they go to new Scotland yard... and find much more then they expected. Past Harry/ginny. Current Sherlock/Molly. John/Mary (Chap 2 spell checked.)

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

In which Merlin is the punk who keeps breaking into Arthur's flat to pet his cat, Arthur is the cop who is unsuccessful at stopping him, Gwen the cat encourages him and there is a surprising amount of feelings, no matter how much Arthur denied it.

"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.

Fresh from his latest regeneration The Doctor and Rose arrive in Godric's Hollow where they find the youngest and newest member of the Tardis crew.

Nino lasts fourteen hours before he simply can't take it anymore. Little does he know that what happens afterwards will change his life forever. A Multiple-Reveal Miraculous!Nino oneshot. Rated for language.

Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around

When the Doctor chose to take the vortex out of Rose with a kiss, he wasn't thinking about the power of a first kiss between soulmates. How could his precious girl be his soulmate, when he was so damaged? And yet he felt the mark as soon as it happened. Soulmates AU set in the DW canon-verse.

After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark

His entire life, there's been a man (well, three) peeking in his cupboard window, watching from a staircase, or standing there, behind his parents' graves. Sometimes there are people with him, sometimes he's alone, but he always comes when he's needed most. Harry's very own protector. / In other words, five times the Doctor visited Harry and the one time Harry got tired of waiting.

Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry

Set after episode 33, Cassette. Carlos finds Cecil in their apartment and attempts to comfort him. All Cecilos fluff and angst.

She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.

One-Shot Soul mate AU – Nobody new when it would happen but at midnight you would fall asleep and wake up in the body of your soul mate. Jonlock! brief mention of Mycroft/Lestrade. Rated T for safety. Happy Reading.

"I just—I just keep thinking…what if something happens? What if Hawkmoth gets me? What if what little luck I have runs out? What then?" In which the saddest have smiled their brightest and Ladybug and Chat Noir come to the mutual decision that it's time for the secrets to end.

Based on the prompt 'Why are you at my doorstep at 3 in the morning' with Adrinette as a ship. Marinette is woken up in the middle of the night and is shocked to find a very disheveled Adrien at her door. Some secrets are revealed and a few bombs dropped. But most importantly, there are lots and lots of cuddles.

What if...When you had climbed to the top of Mt. Ebott, you never tripped? What if...Instead...You jumped?...And surviving the fall turned the world your world completely upside-down? (First Undertake fic, and I'm pretty sure "out of character" is gonna apply here) Rated for the warning and a little bit of language. Warning: Talk of abuse (no major details though)

John had died in Afghanistan so he wasn't quite sure why his body hadn't.

AU. Fem!Harry. John and Sherlock investigate a bizarre case. Meanwhile, A certain Muggle Studies class is on field-trip.

Non-slashy take on the Sherlock-knowing-John-before-ASiP trope. A letter arrives for Sherlock at a crime scene, and the folks at New Scotland Yard learn the real truth of the detective's insistence that he doesn't have friends.

A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

Harry met Gabriel when he was eight, though he knew him by Loki then. Who would have thought the two would get into so much trouble when when the apocalypse hadn't even started yet! Story starts in book 1 of HP and continues forward.

WIP. Alice Lily Potter survived the war, but not unchanged. Pursued by those who regard her new prophetic ability as a valuable resource, and aren't willing to take 'no' for an answer, Alice makes a difficult choice which sends her tumbling into the unknown. There, she finds a whole new world to explore… and love just waiting to be found. Fem!Harry(aka Alice)/Jasper.

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

It's daunting, becoming a big brother for the first time- everything is when you're not supposed to be alive. Oneshot.

He was sick of being lied to and sick of them. So he makes a deal with Death himself to get a second chance, all so he could finally feel love. But Death has other plans for his 'Master', and he intends to see that the two bickering children known as Lucifer and Micheal never have their fight. Can Dean recover his former status as Master of Death, or will he lose everything?

Despite the fact that it's a prestigious affair that marks the end of her high school career, Pacifica would really rather not attend her graduation today. And no, that has nothing too do with the fact that her parents bailed again, or that the two people she really wants to see go to school a state away. Okay, maybe a little bit. (Older Dipifica).

Love shows itself most clearly in a desire to help each other in vulnerable moments. When Rose lets the Doctor help her with her migraines, she starts a chain of events that will result in them both opening up to each other and finally, allowing themselves to fall in love. Both 9/Rose and 10/Rose.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

Arthur has always been able to see them - the auras - ever since he can remember. Everyone has one, no matter what, in any color imaginable. But one day he sees a new one. A color he has never seen before - gold. Turns out magic users have their own color. There goes any secrecy on that front.

After a routine ghoul extermination, Hide decides to do a once-over in case the CCG missed anything important. But Hide himself has been missing something important for a while: his best friend. It's about time for him to run into Kaneki Ken and chance has set the stage. One-shot.

'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'

A bit of Johnlock au drabble, following the pair from childhood to their old age.

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

Captain John Watson is a soldier in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes has just been admitted to a drug rehab facility, assigned to write a letter to an unknown soldier. He doesn't expect to get a letter back from someone as interesting as John. John doesn't expect to get letter from a recovering drug addict. Together they form an unlikely friendship through letters. Johnlock. Part 1.

Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.

Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?

What is it about the Starborn Café that draws them in? And what is so special about the emerald eyed man greeting whoever walks into the Café with a smile and a warm cup of comfort and understanding?

Loki, sentenced to live the life of a mortal, comes away more changed than his father quite anticipated. Crossover between Marvel, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Oneshot, complete, don't own.

John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.

"Didn't you just hear me idiot? I said anyone who bears this will be my brother in all but blood. I don't know of a time in two hundred years when one of my family gave this to another, my father didn't even give Morgana one... Rarely is this ever done, but rarely is there a person worthy of it," King Arthur nodded. "I deem you worthy, Merlin," he told him.

During an Occlumency lesson, Harry snaps and storms back to Gryffindor Tower only to be called to his dorm where he discovers an unusual object in his trunk. A battered, old fob watch. While having never seen it in his life, Harry finds the watch familiar and upon opening the latch, the universe sees the rebirth of its oldest guardian. *Doctor!Harry*Start of the Mad-Men universe*

It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.

John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.

Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.

The people around Hiccup begin to realize that not all his wounds can be fixed by a trip to the forge, and his metal leg is the least crippled thing about him. Vikings and Dragons aren't known for delicacy, but they do their best to right past wrongs and heal scars.

Carlos finds out that a lot of things about Cecil are different. He's never felt so lucky.

It was wonderful to wake up next to the person that you loved. Pure established Johnlock fluff.

"That was so cool, Mr. Holmes! When can we do that again?" "Hopefully soon. And you can call me Sherlock, Archie." A series of one-shots following the progression of Archie and Sherlock's friendship and their adventures together, told through various characters' POV.

After Dartmoor, Sherlock becomes obsessed with his current experiment, which has to do with the hallucinogen that affected them. Unfortunately an accident creates a mix of chemicals and a small explosion which has unexpected results. Now Greg Lestrade and Mrs. Hudson have two small wards until Sherlock can fix it. Kid!Fic, Paternal!Lestrade, Sherlock/John, post HoB. NOW COMPLETE!

Bad Wolf had been a message. A message to lead a small Pink and Yellow human back to her old and broken Time Lord. Nothing had changed. Bad Wolf had seen it all. She knew what would come of Torchwood. So she left one more message for her Pink and Yellow human to find, because to leave them apart was simply wrong. x The Doctor in the TARDIS with Rose Tyler. As it should be.

Carlos really is trying to be as good a boyfriend as he is a scientist. And ok, maybe he's hoping to get some action after six months of dating Cecil without the radio host suddenly running off whenever they get a little carried away kissing. What better way to win boyfriend points than by surprising him before dinner to woo him? But Cecil...isn't the only one surprised. Cecilos!

Oneshot. Immortal Harry, his vampire mate and vampire friends Ron and Hermione catch wind of there being an immortal child in forks. Naturally outraged by such horrible tales they set about verifying the truth…only to discover a family in need of their help. Slash. BZ/HP, RW/HG, normal Twilight pairings.

A strange client walks in needing more help than any man should in a flower shop. Oneshot. 15/16

Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.

Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.

When Harry and Sirius fall through the Veil, they find themselves in a place with poisonous air, wonderous neon plants and creatures, blue people and an oddly maternal panther-creature who won't leave Harry alone. Oh, and they have tails now, too.HxT.SxG

The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.

A mysterious patient with a cryptic dog tag puzzles a doctor after a hospital ghost attack. (Sequel: "Check-Ups")

In a world where Sherlock can see wings, his view on life changes significantly, especially regarding one very special doctor. Wing!lock.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

Not all heroes wear bright costumes, and that's what makes them all the more special

The sins of the father ought not be placed upon the son. Merlin had believed this for years about Arthur. He'd never known that Arthur felt the same way about him. At least, not until the prince asked his servant to sit with him at his table. AU post-s2/pre-s3; Reveal oneshot for the Of Fathers and Sons arc.

"Great, just what he needed, something else trying to off the prat on the way home." Merlin, Arthur, a very large spot of prison-cell-shaped trouble, and a lot to work out. Bromance, no slash, and lots of whump.

Arthur has never been one to share what's his, so when an enemy steals his best friend from his very castle? Let the enemy beware.

When the King of Camelot and his Court Sorcerer are driven fifteen years into their own past by enemies come beyond the grave, even Emrys isn't sure what to do. The duo must enlist the help of their past selves to return home alive. Time travel. Gen fic.

John comes home from a date upset and Sherlock tries to find out why. When he finds out John has tattoos, Sherlock tries to see where and what they are even if John is unwilling to show him at first. What kind of ink is John Watson hiding? Johnlock.

When the Doctor disappears, Martha stumbles upon someone who can help her find him. His past regeneration. But when they do find him, only one person can help him. And they have no idea where she is. Can they find Rose Tyler before the Doctor is killed? Rose / 10, Martha, 5th Doctor, Jack.

Mycroft remembers John and Sherlock through their early years. Kid!lock, Johnlock

Your name is JACK FROST and you are friends with the WIND.

One shot: All Jamie's mom ever prayed for was for him to be happy and protected. So when she finds her prayer answered in the unlikeliest way, her very beliefs will be put to the ultimate test.

The legendary Perseus Jackson looks pretty intimidating through the eyes of Leo Valdez, those first hours after the Camp Jupiter fiasco. But when Percy gets in trouble with Buford, it's Leo to the rescue, with unexpected honesty and bromance as a result. Percy-Leo friendship. No slash. One-shot.

"What did they do?" she yells, more to the silent gods than to her friends in the room. "Why did they deserve this? What more do you want from them?" / Dedicated to Innoverse. T for swearing.

There was something about this guy. He wasn't exactly lying, more like just not bothering to tell the truth. Clint just couldn't quite put his finger on what it was that he was glossing over.

AU one shot. In a world where each person has a daemon, an animal manifestation of their soul, and one true Partner each, even a high-functioning sociopath has a Partner. Please read and review! Johnlock.

The Doctor meets a very different Rose in 2005. Why is her past, his future? What does she have to do with timelines? And just what is the Bad Wolf? Featuring the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors. Starts with the events of 'Rose' and goes through the series. AU. 9/Rose 10/Rose 11/Rose. Cover art by IrissenNii

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

The Doctor has had many Companions through the ages, but Harry, Harry is special.

Sherlock arrives ill at a crime scene, and there are... complications. Lestrade makes a phone call, and Sally Donovan sees something wholly unexpected.

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

From the first moment he met him, Paul always figured that Percy was a complex kid. But as the days wore on, and Paul continued to fall for Sally, he learned that the boy had much more going on than he could've ever imagined. One-shot, Paul appreciation. Fatherly Paul/Percy.

A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death

The Doctor and Amy visit a completely random planet, but when Amy wanders off by herself for awhile, she meets another human. Another human who just so happens to be a blond woman. The Doctor thought that it was a useless cause to hope about things that seemed impossible, but what if it wasn't? My version of Season 5 w/ Rose. 11/Rose, Amy/Rory

Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.

AU 4x13. What if Arthur went after Merlin in the tunnels outside of Ealdor earlier? What would he think of the confrontation between him and Agravaine? And how will he deal with the revelation as they retake Camelot? Reveal-fic... as always. No slash. Thanks to ErinNovelist for the lovely book-cover! Companion one-shot "Come Fly With Me" now posted!

Sometimes John thinks Sherlock must touch the violin like he touches his lovers.

Lestrade figured that anyone who thought John Watson wasn't important, and that Sherlock hadn't changed since meeting him, had to be completely, bloody deaf. Because it was all right there, in every sound Sherlock made. For anyone attentive enough to listen.

Sherlock is hospitalised for pneumonia and serious injuries after rescuing Lestrade, but signs himself out against medical advice, refusing pain management on the grounds that it could threaten his sobriety. NOTE: This is an epilogue to Chapter Two of "It's Called A Near Death Experience For A Reason". sick!Sherlock and doctor!John, bromantic. No intended slash.

AU. Har/Tsu. Immortal Master of Death Harry, now named Jayden, meets the magical, thriving world of Pandora. What's a mostly-insane magical-entity to do? SLASH. Will continue with favorable results from reviewers! XP

In which Sherlock and John communicate sub-vocally and Lestrade is confused, or: Three blokes at a crime scene in Mayfair. Set post-Hiatus, no slash.

Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.

There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.

John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Dragoon decides it's time for Arthur to know how much he's really done for Camelot. Reveal fic -sort of.

Harry and Clara decide to have a baby. They want the father to be someone tall, handsome and clever. Harry knows just the man. The only question is, how much persuasion will it take to get Sherlock to agree to donate? Fluff of the sweetest kind.

When John defends Sherlock against a homophobic slur, it leads to them both reassessing their friendship. Platonic JohnXSherlock. Contains swearing. First of a proposed series of Platonic love stories.

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.

What happened after the bandits attacted the Academy? How did Peder understand Miri's quarry speech all the way in the village? And when he did, how did he convice the others to save them? This is his story of what happened that night.

ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.

...About the Father of Her Baby. Set in Pete's World, after Doomsday. Part 1 - Telling Jackie. Part 2 - The Antenatal Class. Part 3 - The Mother and Toddler Group. Part 4 - The Parent's Evening. Part 5 - The School Play.

Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.

Megamind reveals that he never had a teddy bear. Roxanne puts that information to good use when she has to go away on business, but what will she think when she gets back?

In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

When her brothers' antics take her mother's attention for the day, Lily Potter's tea party is nearly ruined. Thank goodness for tired hero dads! One Shot

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Inspired by "Family of Blood," What if Harry turned out to be the Oncoming Storm just before Voldemort could cast the Aveda Kedavra? What would happen to the most sadistic of the Death Eaters. One shot

Roxanne takes care of her boyfriend when he has a bit too much to drink. Curse you appletinis!

Harry gets left behind whe he's six years old and Remus is the one who takes him in. But Remus doesn't know what he's gotten himself into. It's not easy to rebuild a family after five years of missing people. AU, mentions of Dursley Abuse, NO SLASH

Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.

In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

Roxanne/Megamind one shot that takes place shortly after the end of the movie.

Father of three, happy, handsome and successful were not the things Petunia expected her nephew to ever become. A decade on from last seeing him turns that opinion on its head and Petunia is forced to face her guilt. Canon compliant. Please R&R.

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Irene confronts Holmes about his relationship with Watson but finds she has reached the wrong conclusion. How could she have come to the right one though when they had left her without a clue or fact to stand upon? H/W mild slash. One shot, post-movie.

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

First in my "Alice's Wonderland" series. Alice went back to her world...but only to tell everyone what she needed to say, before she returned into his arms...AlicexHatter.

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

Post regeneration, Rose is missing her old Doctor. The Doctor lets her know that he's still there, with the help of a very special Timelord mirror. References to all 10 Doctors. DRose.

Well, they could have just as easily been called 'How the Wicked Queen Danced in Red Hot Shoes' or 'The Old Lady in the Oven'. It all depends on how much you know.

Cassie sees someone with an ability like no one else's, and knows that she and Nick need to find him - before Division can make him the super-soldier they've been aiming for for the last sixty years.

For Jessa L'Rynn's b-day. Post Idiot's Lantern. The Doctor's fear for Rose's safety has become debilitating, and he won't look at her for fear that he never saved her from the Wire, that her return to him was a dream. Rose decides to prove she's herself.

Six times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Movie-verse. Sarah didn't know when she figured out who her godfather was. An attempt to address the cliche 'Tony Stark has a goddaughter whose parents die' plotline in a realistic fashion.

Donna Noble wants to know why the Doctor hasn't gone to get Rose yet. Well, explain yourself!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

Rose realises that she can do it on her own, he has given her the wings to fly. Happy!Who prompt wings

Some people in Amity Park find out Danny isn't such a bad guy after he saves a girl from drowning. One Shot