Hello all you crazy stalkers!

This is my profile!!

If you haven't noticed... and if u didn't than you need help... SERIOUS help. (You can actually get that these days... i didn't know that)

Hey everyone. Iggy here, The REAL IGGY, email me any time you want at Iggy_likes_4th_oldest@yahoo.com tell me wat u think of my blog and such.

HI EVERYONE! --That was Ella, she's typing this 4 me. LOVE u Ella --LOVE u too Iggy! --That was Ella again.

I hate when people hear I'm Blind and ask me if i need help crossing the street... I'M NOT THAT BLIND!

And i hate when people ask what my Fav. book is cuz they cant tell im blind!

I hate when people TALK LOUDER becuz i'm blind (I'm not deaf!)

I hate when people ask me if i need a walking stick cuz im blind

I hate when people tell me not to play with maches and wires cuz i might hurt myself...

Maximum Ride AHHH Family memories!!

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Me

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Me
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"-Max
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Me

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Me
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Me

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If 2 'goose' are 'geese' then why arn't 2 'mosse' 'meese'??? If 2 'foot' are 'feet then why arn't 2 'footbal' 'feetbal'???

95% Of teens Would be on edge if Robert Patterson were on the ledge of a tall building ready to jump, if you are 1of the 5% who would yell "Do a FLIP!" while holding a camera, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like tacos... Copy and paste.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.I

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday

If you are crazy, copy this into your profile.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfication brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!

I don't suffer from Insanity...I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like heck!