Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

You know you live in 2011 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A little personality test (Ten questions, don't cheat)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (no one I can think of, already done this)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (green)

3. Your first initial? (S)

4. Your month of birth? (August)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Daisy)

7. Your favorite number? (15)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Florida)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Ocean)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. ()

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. ()

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life ()

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

Apparently, if you have a November Birthday nothing happens.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time ()

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (4)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. ()

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. ()

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

10 facts abut you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.

5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts.

post this to your profile and tomorrow will be the best day ever