"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."

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"There is no use crying over spilled milk... Spilled coffee however, may get you stabbed."

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"Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know."

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"Today's Mood Forecast: Bitchy with a Chance of Sarcasm!"

NAME: Jaielle

FAVORITE FANDOMS:

1. Harry Potter
2. Twilight
3. Addams Family
4. Teen Titans
5. Danny Phantom
6. Chronicles of Narnia
7. Hobbit
8. Pirates of the Caribbean

ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER CHARACTER(S):

•[F] Student Velvet Melanthe Selwyn - 5th Year, Pure-blood, Potions & Semiotics (Kate Beckinsale)

•[M] Student Greyson Liam Norwich - 6th Year, No-Maj-born, Quidditch & Duelling (Dylan Rieder)

•[F] Esmeralda Vivette Norwich - No-Maj, High School Student & Barista/Book keeper (Nina Dobrev)

•[M] Professor Acheron Davied Xiven - Pure-blood, No-Maj Studies (Sebastian Rulli)

•[M] Student Uriel Andrei Rochavsca - 5th Year, Half-blood, Transmogrification & Alchemy (Alex Pettyfer)

•[F] Natisha Vianney Turner - No-Maj, University Student & Part-time Waitress (Aja Warren)

ORIGINAL TWILIGHT CHARACTER(S):

•[F] Human/Vampire Hybrid Nafretiri Olufemi aka Luna Raine Norwood - May 9, 1288 B.C (Angelique Boyer)

[M] Vampire Myrddin Sephiroth Kaine - October 26, 1578 (Alex Mackenzie)

[M] Vampire Micah Ryder Carter - September 13, 1211 (William Levy)

[F] Human Ekaterina Brielle Dragomir - June 17, 1995 (Emma Stone)

[F] Human Ravynne Vivian Clave - February 3, 2000 (Avril Lavigne)

[M] Human Greyson Cesare Clabaugh Dumont - February 29, 1998 (Andy Biersack)

ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS CHARACTER(S):

•[F] Esteru Demon Tsubaki Hoshou aka Valkyrie - 16 years old, Hero (Lee Ji-eun aka IU)

•[M] Esteru Demon Mamoru Hoshou aka Hollow - 16 years old, Hero (Won Jong Jin)

PARTICIPATED FORUMS:

THINGS I'VE SAID:

"I'm a sarcastic, slightly homicidal, sociopathic, narcissistic sadomasochist! And I'm completely in love with my bewbs! Add vanity and pride and I'm a badass package of rebellious bitch!"

"Fuck, now I want a cuddle buddy... -.- Where the hell is my machete?!"

"Mwahahahaha! Changing my profile picture every five minutes because I fucking can!"

"Come on ladies, be proud of your bewbs! Men don't have them and they love them! Worship your boobies, they deserve it!"

"Son of a bitch, I'm fucking sober! XD My posts were not the result of intoxication, people! Stop asking!"

"That's it! If one more person threatens to 'Catfish' me then I'm going to fucking scream! Do it! I'd love to meet you in person and bash your faces in with my damn metal bat! Repeatedly!"

"Again, I'm a vain and narcissistic bitch and damn proud of it, too. It's part of my rebellious charm! Love it, hate it, either way I'm not gonna change it! Cause I'm Queen Bitch!"

"Again, yes, I'm sober! Dx Whoever asks me that is going to get virtually shot! Or decapitated or dismembered. Either way I'm going to be content so long as I'm virtually torturing you."

"That's it, for real this time, I'm knocking the fuck out. If my pillow could move it'd probably punch me until I were unconscious. As well it should. -.- Stupid, useless pillow."

"Oh please, you're so going to miss me! I'm fucking adorable!"

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday!