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WelCoMe To... PERCABETHTOADROXMUFFINSOX's profile!!

(a combination of percabethroxmysox, author of A Year With Annabeth, and toadmuffinboy, author of Half Blood Games)

(we will each still be writing separately from our other accounts, along with writing together on this one)

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(by the way, that LOVELY photo to the left is Logan Lerman, the guy who plays Percy in the movie. toadmuffinboy likes him ;) )

-Personal Info: Percabethroxmysox

Name: Hadley Ima manface. My nickname is Joe.

Age: Well, take 0, add 200 divide by 2 add 25, multiply by 2, minus 50, subtract 75, divde by 5, minus 5, multiply 5, divided by 10, and subtract 0.

Appearence: I'm a girl with long brown hair (long layers and side bangs) and green eyes with some brown and some other light color (I think blue). I'm kinda short and small, but fashionable. And sometimes I wear my brown/black Coach glasses (but I'm not one of those Coach obsessed girls cough Mrs. O cough). Except on bad days. I get a lot of bad days... Days where my hair is frizzy and messed up, I accidentally where non-matching shoes or sox or clothes or bad makeup and when I look like medusa.

Stuff I like to do: Cheerleading (Im sooo one of those "OMG!" cheerleaders), gymnastics, track (hurdles, but I'm quiting), dance, write fanfics, raising weird animals, skiing, acting hyper, swimming, being in Odyessy of the Mind, laugh (I do this A LOT), reading PJO (duh!), thinking PJO, watching PJO, eating PJO, sleeping with PJO, dreaming about PJO... a lot of PJO. And of course eating. I LOVE to eat! My mom doesnt think Im too fat... On a regular day, I get up, shave eat man-o's, go to work at the construction sight, hang out with the guys, have a few drinks, drive home, get busted by the cops, eat dinner with my wife, watch tv until I go to "sleep". I actually lay down because I have insomnia, so to pass the time I go around ding dong ditching, bothering people, and messing their lives up. Then repeat.

Words to describe me: Fun, hyper, active, creative, friendly (although sometimes not...) and energetic! Or really mean and grumpy... Im one of the guys!

Something real quick that percabethroxmysox had to add: I WENT TO THE ACTUAL CAMP HALF-BLOOD IN AUSTIN, TEXAS ON JULY 13-17, 2009. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN BORING! I'll describe more later, though.

Lets go into some fun facts about me!

-I like to pretend Im a bull, and chase after innocent little kids and heatbutt them! AGH!

-I once went down the street to a store, and when I got there I tried to shoplift. But I failed and now I work a gas station.

-I'm under house arrest for domestic violence, and now I take anger management.

-I think the Ricola yodle is AWESOME. RRIIIIIIIIIICOLLAAAAAAA!!

-Im SUPER guyish. I get 5 oclock shadow at 11in the morning.

-I hate Rico and anyone who resembles him.

-I am like soooo jealous of my teacher's super-tight pants and coach shoes and awesome glasses! I want to be just like Mrs. O!!

Story time, dudes!!

One time, a new girl in school bumped into me, and before she saw my face, she assumed I was a guy (she saw my huge muscles and beard and guy clothes) and asked me out. I said yes (im a masculine lez)

I am a rat. With FREAKIN HUGE CLAWS AND A FREAKISH TAIL. Also my beard and mustache look like rats fur, so thats one reason im called rat.

Here are some stories about me

Once upon a time I was walking down the hallway in school, and these white gangstas ran into me and started to assult me! But just before I blacked out, some guy came up to all of the gangstas, and said, 'yo dawgs, why you gotta be dissin this girl like dat?' And all of the gangstas actually listened to him because for some reason they think hes half alright. So they left me alone... And his name is SUPER AARON!! And so now I owe my life to him and now I am his servant.

-Personal Info: toadmuffinboy info written by percabethroxmysox. So all of it is true.

Name: Toad blah blah...jk. It's actually Sheniqua (what? It's a boy name too!) blah blah. Aaron.

Age: I'm 32. Seem a little too old? Old people can still be obsessed with fiction books (PJO) and they can also still write Fanfiction...but not for a living. Tried that. Didn't turn out so well. I don't like sleeping under bridges...with bats...and spiders...and hobos...wait I like those. Still seem a little too old? That's because I'm not actually that old.

Appearence: I'm a TOAD, so what do you think?! Most toads are a brown-green color. But not me. Nope, I'm rainbow. Why? Because I like rainbows. Have a problem with it? Well...TOO BAD!! Rainbows rock! Virtual high-five to all those rainbow fans out there! But not you, ya you, over there, on the left, with that one shirt on. Yes, you. You with the face! Why? I don't know...just not feelin' it. Sorry. It's a toad thing.

Stuff I like to do: Being a toad. What do toads do? You may be wondering. Or you may not be. Maybe you don't care a single bit. You could possibly be asking yourself, Why am I reading this load of possum feces? But, I'll tell you anyways. Us toads like to eat people. Most people think we eat bugs and stuff. But, they quickly find out they're SO wrong that it's like they're brain has been snacked on by a rabid, lice-infested herd of sheep for they're whole life! Why are they so wrong? Why? Why? It's because we COMPLETELY DEVOUR them! RIP THEIR PUNY LITTLE FANTASY-FILLED BODIES TO SHREDS! THEN EAT THEIR LARGE INTESTINES OUT! Why the large intestine? It's 'cause we're TOUGH enough to eat it! Rather than their Tiny, MINute, WORTHLESS small intestines!! After we finish up the large intestine, we move onto their FALANGES! We feast upon this lovely delacacy until not one scrap is left! Then, we eat our way up to their BRAIN! This is how we become such intelligent, evil geniuses! We store our victims' intelligence from their brains in ours! HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE LIFE AS A TOAD! Now...to my other-innocent-side-of-me life. I like to ski (even though percabethroxmysox made me drop my pole on a black diamond...and I had to get it...then I ran into some trees, etc. I also stuck a glowstick down my pants). I also LOVE Coach stuff. I wish I had percabethroxmysox's Coach shoes and glasses. I'm so jealous. JK. I like making awesome movies with my friends (percabethroxmysox plays the amazing part of Annabeth O'Muir--of the sea--. It's so PJO!). What else do I like? Stuff. That's it. (Im going to interupt. I like soccer, skiing, swimming, reffing soccer, making movies, playing piano,... ... ... and the rest above).

Words to Describe Me: TOAD-LIKE! MUFFIN-LOVING! PERCY JACKSON-OBSESSED! (I can be a fanboy of a black-haired, green-eyed boy character if I want to.) Active. Sometimes crazy-hyper. Sometimes quiet. And sometimes, I go incognito so nobody is afraid of my cannobalistic toad side. Beware.

Something real quick that AARON/ TOAAAAAAAADLING had to add: I DID NOT GO TO THE ACTUAL CAMP HALF-BLOOD IN AUSTIN, TEXAS ON JULY 13-17, 2009. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOMELY AMAZING!! I didnt waste ANY of my life!

The Way I Walk: I enjoy taking long walks on the be...OMGs look it's Mickey Mouse!! I just love strolling through Disney World being pushed in my twin stroller, even though I am not a twin. It makes me feel not as lonely, since I don't have any friends. -sniffle- Who pushes me along the cobblestone path in the PURPLE twin stroller, you may ask? NOBODY!! I am that cool I can push my own twin stroller while ridding in it. Yeah. Where was I? Oh ya, the time I ate a yellow-bellied yam popsicle with extra hot chili powder. Wait, not that time? Oh, sorry. I have long-term memory loss. Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!!

The Other Way I Walk: Walk this way! OW! ROCKSTAR MODE! Break out the ACOUSTIC guitar! That's right! OW! HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! Anyways...I remembered this time! YAY ME! Goooooooo LONDo--TOAD!

...time to break out in song...

TOAD IS REALLY GREAT!

REALLY GREAT!

REALLY GREAT!

TOAD IS REALLY GREAT!

WHO DESERVES THE OPPOSITE OF HATE...

WHICH IS LOvE!!

...back to me...since I'm so fine, I'm so fine, I'm so fine I blow your mind! Hey AARON!!

You know what, nevermind about the way I walk. You care the least bit about the way I walk. (btw I walk with my hands in my pockets, and I don't have much bounce in my walk. It's more smooth glide...SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! bum bum be da bum bum, be da bum bum, ba da bum bum BA BA! OW! Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl, claims that I am the one! But the kiiiiid is not my son! The way you make me feel! The way you turn me on! WE'RE ONE IN THE SAMEEEEEE!!

(RANDOM FACT) I looooove Demi Lavato and Selena Gomez. When they come on TV, I just can't turn them off. That's all that needs to be said there. Its cause they're hot. Mainly Selena.

That gave me an idea. Let's have RANDOM FACT about toadmuffinboy time!

-I own a fashion line. It's called TOADALLY TOAD! Never heard of it? Well...pick the crayons out of your ears and eyes! It's out there and will soon be the leading fashion line in the world!! YAYA!

-I'm in a cooking club called Magic Muffins! That's where I got part of my screen name from. I looove muffins and food along that line! They're so sugary-sugar-sugarlips-sugarmainia-sugarlicious-ly AWESOME!! I'll let you guys in on a little secret since you're all my bfffffffffffs. Here's one of my award-winning, most favoritesssst recipes! Try it, you won't ever taste a muffin like it in your life!:

~2 eggs ~1 1/2 cups goat milk

~1 cup flour ~3 teaspoons sugar

~1 teaspoon baking soda ~2 cups pineapple (doesn't sound good now...but is really amazing!)

~2 teaspoons salt (best if sea salt) ~2 teaspoons MANGO (preferably Florida produce)

Preheat microwave/panini press/toaster oven (your chose on appliances) to 683.49 degrees. Combine all dry ingredients into a medium sized bowl. Beat on level 'ferocious'. Combine all wet ingredients into jumbo sized China-porcelin bowl. Label 'Percy Jackson is the BEST!'. Don't mix these wet ones at all. Leave as is (should be chunky and look similar to baby feces.). Pour all ingredients into a petri dish. Examine under a telescope. Pour back into original bowls (make sure they're not mixed!). Pour both into your chosen appliance (no pans neccessary). Bake for 85.6 minutes (the .6 counts!), until golden brown, or whatever color pops up. Serve on a cheese platter, and watch out for those extra drippings! If not done to your perfection, too bad. Start over...wait. Did you add that pinch of pepper in there? It's crucial! Re-do if not!

Thanks for making these magic muffins with me! I hope you had a magical time! Wanna know what our motto is? If it turns out right, IT'S MAGIC!

Don't you dare use SMALL chicken eggs if at a high altitude.

(back to random fact time...I hope you read and followed that recipe. DO IT!)

-I obsessed with toe socks, especially the rainbow ones, since I'm a rainbow TOAD!

-In the winter, I like the wear a one-piece bathing suit under my clothes. It really helps insulate, you know. You should try it out next winter.

-I like to take SCADLING hot showers so my skin (scales) start steaming, just slightly now, and it stings a little. Then, very quickly, I turn on FREEZING, ICE, ARTIC COlD water. Then, my MOM pelts ice cubes at me at a rapid pace. It's her cardio work-out for the day. But, the catch is...she can't hit my bellybutton. It's very sensitive. You see, I had to get stitches inside my stomach once because I ate a duck.The end :)

Now, a break from RANDOM FACT time. NOW, you may enjoy a story about me. PLEASE READ THIS LOVELY PIECE OF LITERATURE! IT'S A TRUE WORK OF ART!!:

Once upon a time there was a magical flying hippo named Walrus. Walrus, was neither a man, or woman. it was a happy medium! Walrus was in love with a magical flying walrus named Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus was also neither a man nor woman, and was also a happy medium. Hippopotamus was in love with TOAD. TOAD was an awesome, way cool kinda guy. TOAD was a...(drum roll please) ... TOAD!! Let's skip to the end where they all die(except Toad though toads can't die) and the magical fairy pony princess died before all of this because she was so studpid she fell off a cliff because she thought shed go straight to China without digging.

i = pronounced like a long i, as in PIE. Also pronounced like eye.

Wasn't that lovely?! This wonderful, completely true, non-fictional story was written by:camphalfbloodchild. YAYAYAYA! (camphalfbloodchild is a child of. . . ATHENA!! CHIKACHIKA BOWNOW!!

RANDOM FACT TIME AGAIN!!

-SHE (which is Hadley, for you slow ones out there) is obsessed with RICO KID from Camp!! He's so... something...

-Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

-I enjoy the study of oceanography. It's rather interesting, you see. There's the stuff, the recently-stepped-on ocean stuff, the acient hard-as-rock ocean stuff ...mmmm stuff...

-"I have powers!"

-I got beat up by a girl...(cough, sniffle, sneeze...no antibiotics please...at least that's what it says at my doctor's...I got beat up by...cough percabethroxmysox cough)...at least 8 times. But to be fair, she is really buff and manly, yeah, its HER. From up top.

-I'm taller than percabethroxmysox!! HAHAHAHAH!

-I took percabethroxmysox's awesomely amazing phone one day and took some reeeeeally creepy photos of myself (shudders). Then, on the last day of school, I also took her camera and did the same! I'm such a creeper! Percabethroxmysox almost died of a heart attack/blinded/throwing up!!

-Don't be alarmed if I go all disappear-y on you any time. It's completely natural!!...What did you say about me, punk? HUH? SAY IT TO MY FACE!! That's right I'll beat you up, you little monkey!! Where was I...?...OH YA! Hadley is like soooo jealous of my teacher's super-tight pants and coach shoes and awesome glasses and its really weird...oh. Oh wait. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF BEATIN' YOU UP!!

--So far in this profile, you can definitely see that percabethroxmysox is obviously much much much cooler and awesomer than toadmuffinboy. Agree? If you do, check out our profile poll and vote!!-- But before you do, keep in mind SHE wrote all of the stuff about me (Aaron), so all the stupid uncool stuff isnt true. All the stuff you think is cool is all 110 true. Now go decide!

Other Stuff- Here at our profile, we like to include a variety of things and segments for Daniel's.. I mean, your amusement! Monkey's dont usually do that! (thats a reference to Tosh.0 on comedy central)

AARON'S EXTREME PIRATE TOWER MOVIE REVIEWS 3000+!!- Where I, toadmuffinboy, review recent movies. WARNING: These arent very good. Im no profesional. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? LOOK AT IT ANYWAY!!

G.I. Joe- This movie is about a guy in the milatry (Bear Grylls pronunciation) who ends up becoming part of a top secret government organization and fight bad guys to save the world. Thats reeeeeeaaal origanal. Its not like no one has ever done THAT before. Anyway the movie has a lot of special effects that are very... special effects-y. Overall it was okay. 6.5 out of 10.

Transformers 2- Sequel to Transformers. Still about giant fighting robots that can transform into vechiles or machines. In this one, an ancient evil giant fighting robot that wants to kill all humans and make even more giant fighting robots. Only one giant fighting robot can stop it, the leader of the good giant fighting robots, Optimus Prime. I thought it was good. But very long. 8 out of 10. And... giant fighting robots.

I would like to inform everyone about BETH theCAveman. She's the best caveman out there. She took us into her cave and turned on her fire...then she appeared wearing only socks. She showed us the constellations and then we all crawled out of the cave. Out in the wilderness, she asked us..."Now i'm going to ask you to do something weird. Lay on the floor face down." And we did exactly what she said. When we did this, we all became her own personal suns. She went up to the specialist sun (toadmuffinboy) and asked, "WIll you be...CASSIEOPIA?" And he accepted the offer. Next he spilled water on himself...and then he peed his pants. THE END

That was the best school field trip ever. EVER.