Carmen Parnell has always been a woman who got what she wanted, soaring from the slums of Tortuga to the top of it's scummy social pyramid. One thing she didn't want, however, was to be recruited to prevent a grief-stricken Captain Jack Sparrow from ruining himself and thus the very foundations of pirate society. Pairings galore - Jack/OC and Sparrabeth mainly. Please R&R!