Name: Just call me Linny. No really. That's my name.
Age: 27

Location: Well, I count Austin,TX as home but i'm currently residing in Oklahoma. Why? I have no friggin clue...Graduated beauty school and now working towards the Special Effects Makeup industry. Heck yes.

Appearance: I'm a chick...use your imagination.

Random Ramblings:

"I'm not your friend!
Good! Cause we're family! We're not meant to be friends" Me fighting with my nephew

Die "Ah!" DIET AHHHH-the simpsons

C, through a screen in her window: Hey N, how goes it buddy?

N: Tired from pulling up weeds...Thanks for not helping by the way...

C: ...Hey Other N! How goes it?

Later in the conversation:

C: That was my gift from my mother...her having twins. If I don't like what one says, I move on to the other.

"Your lack of faith disturbs me." - Darth Vader

This conversation took place in the office I work at...I title it...well...Office Discussion:

Lady one: Ever been to Cheesecake Factory?

Lady 2: No.

Me: Oh my gosh, it's delicious. There's like...literally a million cheesecakes. Ever been to Rainforest Cafe? It's a cool place too.

Lady One: I'll have to try that. Ever been to Medieval Times? They have a joust competition and you eat food from...well, Medieval times. Although you don't really go for the food, you go for the entertainment.

Me: Kinda like men with HOOTERS...they don't go for the food, they go for the entertainment.

Lady 2: We need a Hooters for women...but with men for us to ogle at!

Lady One: But what would they call it? -Silence-

Me: ...Peckers. -fits of laughter- seriously, I love where I work!

Midnight at a friend's house. A shriek lights up the night and friend's husband runs in to the living room and finds me standing on their foot-rest. A large bottle of Febreeze is aimed at the floor towards a mutated eight legged...thing.

Friend's Husband: What are you doing?!

Me: Kill it, kill it, KILL IT!!! -after he kills it-

Friend's Husband: What are you doing with the Febreeze?

Me: Using it for protection.

Him: What, are you going to kill his odors?

Me: The plan seemed alot better at the time...

Guy peeved at me: You're just the outcome of trailer trash reproducing. (To be honest, I've never lived in a trailer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. There's some nice ones out there. But for the sake of screwing with this guy's head...)

Me: HEY! I'm UPPER class trailer trash!

I have recently become heavily into British comedy cause let's face it, those Brits are way funnier than Americans. (Hello...where we do you think we got 'The Office' from?) One of my favorites is The IT Crowd...random quotes!

Moss: I came here to drink milk and kick ass...and I just finished my milk.

Roy: (singing) We don't need no education...

Moss: Yes you do; you just used a double negative

Moss: Ah, well. Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face

Douglas: FATHERRRRRRRR! (I swear, look this clip up...I can never watch it without bursting into a fit of giggles.)

Things you should be forewarned about: I have restless obsessions with shows that could very well kill brain cells. I talk with a very thick twang...almost worse than Luanne from 'King of the Hill'. I've also become very opinionated about ...well, everything. I got really irritated when I learned that kids here (and most adults as well) have never heard of Oregon Trail. I've got a lot of spunk, apparently...oh, and I dance randomly when I'm happy. I'm dancing right now, in fact.

The men that light my life - I attract bad boys like a moth to a bug zapper and 9 times out of 10 I get my butt burned. But I've learned some hard lessons about men, my friends. For instance, I don't really need them in my life. I've learned that they're put on this earth for reproductional and recreational purposes. And, once in a blue moon some wonderful piece of work that God created catches my eye...so since I'm not impervious to beautiful things: Edward Norton...Joe Manganiello... Alexander Skarsgard...Gerard Butler...Shemar Moore...Norman Reedus...James Marsden the guy who plays John Snow in 'Game of Thrones' and for the love of all things good, who is that man in 'Country Strong'?! and Woody Harrelson but only while he's playing Tallahassee...and of course, Ryan Gosling...I mean, come on. I have managed to get my boyfriend to believe that I'm dating Ryan Gosling on the side...well, I like to believe that the boyfriend thinks this.

My Movies - I got told one day by a coworker that I'm very deceptive. It's not that I lie but apparently I have a 'cherub like' face and reek of all this innocence and niceness but underneath it all, I have a dark streak. That dark streak shows in my love for all things horror. I won't list them all, just know that I debate why the original 'Halloween' will always kick Rob Zombie's version's ass...with valid points. Now, because I like all things horror...I like all things with zombies. After that there's a long list of independent films, romantic comedies, and epic films. And all things Edward Norton...I can't help myself...'Fight Club' started this mad love affair with his acting abilities. If you want to know if I like something...just ask. I'm pretty straight forward...in a nice way, of course!

My music: Hey, i love good tunes : Foxy Shazam, Lana Del Rey, Wye Oak, Frank Sinatra, Dixie Chicks. Justin Timberlake (if you have a problem with that then send it to my complaint box) Deadsy, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, SRV, No Doubt, Regina Spektor, Johhny Cash, Rosemary Clooney, Kanye West, No More Kings, P!nk, Nirvana, Incubus,Foo Fighters, Rachael Yamagata, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Eminem, Bob Schneider, Lykke Li, Damian Rice, Miranda Lambert, Elbow, Mumford and Sons, Passion Pit, Lady Gaga, and an even longer list of classical muscians such as Mozart, Tchai...Tchak...the guy who did nutcracker! and the likes. Respect em for they and those before them influenced the music of today.

If you feel the need to drop me a line by all means please do so...but using the private message button on here. It's not that I don't love talking to people, but apparently the day pass for alot of freakzoids were just given out and I don't need any more freaks than what I already have in my life.

Updates: NEW RESIDENT EVIL fic!!! 'The Witching Hour' is now ready! Special, special thanks to my Beta, CJJS!

There will also be new stories surrounding 'The Walking Dead', Highlander: The Series, maaaaybe True Blood.

P. S. -Constructive criticism is always appreciated and I'm going to be needing some here in the near future. I need tips on how to improve my writing and what not so if you're interested in helping, please let me know. Please and thank you!