reading TIME Magazine on a sophisticated chair by a fireplace, legs crosses and whatnot, in a velvet rouge robe*

Soon looks up slowly and smiles warmly*

Why, hello. I didn't see you there. *Uncrosses legs, closes magazine, and sets it on a random table that spontaneously appeared before your eyes. Then stands up*

I apologize for my *clears throat* inhospitality; had I been expecting a guest I would've made rice crackers with tapenade.

Oh well. *Stands up*

As you may or may not know, my name is Devin, and I somewhat own this virtual residence of the mind. Now, as you read this miniature biography, you will only visualize the chair, table, and fireplace, quite possibly a formless figure in a velvet rouge robe mentally speaking to you this moment. (I should inform you that I am indeed a woman, and I do enjoy male robes.) However, as you go on to read stories by myself, be it fanfiction or novellas of originality, I plan to expand my online home, providing you with the possible imagery beyond general expectation. I encourage you to gaze as I explore the wonders of the no Kuni no Alice series, and read in awe as I open the doors behind my very own creations, including "Who's Alice", "Human Souls" and quite possibly the abandoned story of "Shinobi Mirai" which, I could most possibly pick up on. Maybe, if you're lucky, I can post CriMi fanfictions too (Oh, wouldn't that be a sight!). If we become close, you may call me by Devin. However, I right now encourage you to call me Bamboosh. Do not ask questions, and most likely, one day, this nickname will disappear of my page, once the titles of Bamboosh and Butzbeig become popular. Also, I will murder you in your sleep if you dare try and take these names from my vivid imagination. I have a slight obsession with Alice in Wonderland references, and I am quite the anime/manga adorer. You give me anime or manga, and it's quite hard for me to say bad things about the series. The only shows I have absolutely DETESTED where:

Karin (remake of Chibi Vampire)

Fullmetal Alchemist (NOT brotherhood, the first animation series)

Naruto (I honestly dislike the manga too, but the show has too many fillers Dx, that's a phobia of mine)

Gakuen Alice/Alice Academy

Now, you may say "But Bamboosh! With the exception of the third one (Teehee), these are quite wonderful manga series!" and I do concur so. HOWEVER, when they were made into anime, they blew. Why? THEY NEVER STUCK TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT. And changing the plot is one thing, but changing it when the originaly was BORDERLINE GENIUS?!?!? I don't think so!! Hahahah! FMA and Karin were the ones that upset me the MOST. In FMA, they decided to disregard the audience with an explanation of ANYTHING, and when they found out that wasn't gonna work for the Gates of Truth, they blew it off with some shit about the parallel universe. THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT ZONE. As for Karin, they made the ending HAPPIER DDDDxxx and more impossible. Like, wtf, reversing the full vampire ritual and growing her boobs? Again, PULLED STRAIGHT FROM THE ASS. The original manga *SPOILER* Ended as her family sacrificed everything, and wiped everyone, including Karin's memory of her vampire abilities and her family, in order for her to be mortal and live a happy life with Kenta *SPOILER ENDS* Of course, Gakuen Alice was a horrible remake too. At least, however, the creator of FMA realized how badly she effed up in allowing the animators to change her series, then make it cheesy with a predictably sad movie, and decided to recreate it in a Saint's gift called "Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood"

I adore QuinRose projects (Namely no Kuni no Alice) and I think we should all donate money so they can start a nKnA OVA (No series because a)That would be too much money. and b) there would be so much fan debate over who gets Alice. Me personally, JuliusxAlice or AcexAlice. Seriously -.-) an OVA would be nice though :D and, possibly, they could spread the manga in different directions (i.e., for a Boris route, have Volume 6A, for Blood, Volume 6B, etc. etc. However, again, too much Cha-Ching required. Damn QuinRose's inability to become popular...)

I should probably go into detail about my musical preferences (Ska, Electra, Hardstyle, Alternative, Theatrical, Punk, Indie, Folk, Rap pretty much xD), my favorite nonanimated TV series (CriMi, Glee, Family Guy, Who's Line is it Anyway [R.I.P :'(] etc.), my random outbursts and hyper-activeness, and my random deep and intellectual discussions and debate about politics, religion, and life. But, I need to find my hookah for this. The implied sophisticated pipe isn't enough (implied cuz of the robe, chair, magazine, fireplace, etc.). Lemme just go get Absolem. :D "Stupid girl... Step no further towards me or my brain stimulato--" *squishes caterpillar* :( sorry Absolem, but you were kind of a dick in Tim Burton's movie anyway *Steals Hookah*

Anyway, as I fill this with wee-- BRAIN STIMULATOR, feel free to explore the little of this profile, or continue with your day and find someone with a reasonable amount of writing. Farewell!