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Yo, peoples! This account here is the mixing of Prussia'sIndia and ChickenHax. We did this just because we can. Also, so we can write stories together. We here are major Hetalia fans, and yaoi fans as well. Gots a problem with that, you can go away cuz we don't accept flames here. Constructive critisism, yes, but if you want to throw fire ball crap at us, GTFO. No, seriously. This account is purely for our own entertainment, and if you enjoy it too, that's amazing. Keep reading, then.

So, as yaoi fans, we have many favorite pairings, though because we are indeed two different people, we have slightly different opinions. For example, let's list some Hetalia pairings.

Prussia'sIndia:

AmericaxEngland

GermanyxItaly

SpainxRomano

AustriaxSwitzerland

PrussiaxCanada

SwedenxFinland

ChinaxRussia

GreecexJapan

And many more that I can't remember...

ChickenHax:

DenmarkxEngland (Prussia'sIndia: Hiisssssss)

AmericaxEngland

RussiaxAmerica

FrancexCanada

PrussiaxCanada

GermanyxItaly

SpainxRomano

SwedenxFinland

ChinaxRussia

RussiaxEngland

GreecexJapan

PrussiaxEngland

PrussiaxHungary

and well... A heck of a lot more...

The point is, I hate a few of her pairings, mostly ones that have America and England with other people. I cant help it! They're so perfect together!-Prussia'sIndia

But DenmarkxEngland is sooo cute!-ChickenHax

Nooo! *bangs head repeatedly on desk till brain implodes going BOOM!*-Prussia'sIndia

Oooh! Pretty colors!-ChickenHax

So, everyone else's profile has cool pictures, quotes, and such, right? Weeeelll, as epic as that would be, we think it would be WAAAAYY eoicer to do a cute little mini role play thing for USUK. It's actually a clip from a story we're working on now, in which Alfred is a demon, really older than time, but at the moment looking like a little kid, who has now befriended little 10-year-old Arthur, who is the descendant of a fallen angel (which gives him the abilty to see all the faeries and stuffs). In this scene, it's a sleepover at Arthur's house, and chaos shall commense!

story will be inserted here when I feel like it*

Hmph, Well, I'M going to put up some quotes I like~!

NAIVECHIBIPERV!ARTHUR IS GO!!-Me

You can suck my big hairy balls!-Mykaela

Boredom is a choice. Not a life style.-Me

SPARKY SPARKY BOOM MAN!-Sokka

NOW look for Imitator Black by the Vocaloids and replace Len for Arthur, KAITO for Alfred and The purple haired one for Ivan, and you got one sexy song~!

ENJOY~!

Oh, so you wanna just do this the NORMAL way? Fine then. Be that way. Not like I care, anywho.

Fine, I'll do MY favorite words:

... Crap... My favorite words... Can't exactly be put on here... Not if I wanna do this right... *bangs head on desk some more causing blood to spatter*

WAIT! I know what I can do!

(^^) ^(^^)^ v(^^)v v(^^)^ ^(^^)v Tada~!! That was my Kerby dance. Epic, right? I think so too!

N. Italy (Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky
(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(x) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
(x) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(6/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods. (they would be, but I don't get them enough)
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature (not at all~~~)
()You think everything over before saying it. -laughs histericly-
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (my god yes...)
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(x) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(5/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
(x) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses

(9/10) for America (I'm getting the jacket soon though! Chicken has one T_T)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before (come on, every kid has had to once, right?)
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(8/10) for UK (I've never drank...)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine (I don't drink alcohol)
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature ((not at all~~~))
(x) You're very superstitious
(x) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard
() You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(8/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
(x) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(x) You tend to call people 'morons'
(x) You wear glasses

(6/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada (I speak pig-latin and I'm learning Japanese!)

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
(x) You hate Russia
(x) You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(8/10) for Prussia

I'm most like America, Prussia, Hungary, China, and England.

How 'bout you?

My Turn~!

N. Italy (Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky
(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(x) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(8/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(x) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
(x) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(6/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
(x) Sausages are your favourite foods. (they would be, but I don't get them enough)
(x) You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
(x)You love rules and think they should always be followed to
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(x)You work very hard too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(9/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature
(x)You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
(x) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (my god yes...)
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(x) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(10/10) for Japan (O.O)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
(x) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist( No such things as Aliens)
(x) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses

(8/10) for America (:D)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(x)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before (...:D)
(x) You get drunk quite easily.( IF I ever would get drunk it'll probably be quite easily)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(x) You're good at embroidery

(9/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine (I don't drink alcohol)
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(x) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(7/10) for France L'Amour~!)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
(x) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(x) You're very mature
(x) You're very superstitious
(x) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
(x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard
(x) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(10/10) for China (Gosh...I'm more Asian then I thought~!)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(x) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
(x) You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
(x) You tend to call people 'morons'
(x) You wear glasses

(9/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy(Lots of strands actually)
() You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada (I speak Spanish and I'm learning Japanese!)

Cuba

() You smoke
(x) You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
(x) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(x) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(x) You make a very nice role-model
(x) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(7/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
(x)You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
(x) You hate Russia
(x) You love to fight people
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(9/10) for Prussia

I'm most like China, Japan, Hungary, Prussia, Germany, England, N.Italy~!

Damn, I'm bomb.

My Deviant art is PrussiaHax, (It's actually MINE, not both of ours...lol) I don't have much on there, but check it out~!

Alright, Im going to but up a small section of a mini RP, India and I did:

America in between which two countires am I located at? -England

Well, Russia is on the west of me... so your inbetween me and Russia right? -America

...That... sounds so wrong... -England

... DAMMIT! -America

-END-

Just wanted to share~!

Quotes:

'You know you've made a life long friend, when you watch porn together and laugh'.-ChickenHax

Just more cushion for the pushin' baby~!- Hetalia Kink meme (Chubby!America)

Hey Baby what are you wearin'?-Shane Dawson

Haha! It's just like masturba-SHUT UP!!!-Doujinshi Electricity

Look at those shorts... Mm those thighs!- Devil x Devil

Sorry we haven't updated in a while~! School just started and crap~!