Freed has been frequenting a gay strip club to watch his favorite dancer, "Thor." One night, what started as a simple lap dance turned into much more, and Freed decides to figure out who this man with the electric blue eyes really is. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"? Modern AU, BDSM.

It was the straw that broke the camel's back, and Lucy was done with heartbreak. She locked up her heart and threw away the key. After a horrendous hike, she finds herself surrounded by a group that will come to think of her as family. But will she let them in? And can a certain Dragon Slayer find the key to unlock her heart? Maybe, if he stops being so stubborn.

Released from prison in part for his assistance during the Eclipse Gate, Cobra is forced to join a guild to keep him in line; specifically Fairy Tail. While it's not entirely ideal to work with the ones he's tried to kill two separate times, the blonde Celestial mage on Team Natsu thoroughly intrigues him. Maybe Fairies aren't so bad after all. (Rated M for a reason)

Lucy has a static electricity problem with her hair. Laxus has a shopping cart full of condoms and meat. Plue is drunk. What could go wrong? Everything! But that's why it's beautiful. LaLu

When Levy notices something seriously wrong with her best blonde friend, she's determined to help- whether Lucy wants that help or not. Lucy, tricked to go to Sabertooth to spend time with Yukino, is now forced to stay there until she feels better. Who knows how long that will take- or what will happen in the mean time. Post Tartaros, Pre Alvares. Spoilers for arcs Pre-Tartaros.

AU: She'd abandoned her name and past, moving on from what she'd known for so long after far too much emotional stress. But it all gets dragged back up when she is assigned to interview someone who is claimed to be a psychic and proves to be the real deal. He steps in to help heal her scars and she realizes there's more to him than he allows everyone to see.

March 6th-12th. Masquerade. War. Tears. Protect. Summer. Falling. Father. (Rated M for a reason)

When Laxus finds Lucy in bad shape, he vows to stay by her side and help her find her way back to the light. Unfortunately, somebody is still after Lucy and hell bent on breaking Laxus's vow to protect her. Will they fall in love or fall to their enemies? (Post GMG/Pre-Tartaros)

Rogue was the most calm and collected person Lucy had ever met. He never lost his composure in front of her, ever. What she didn't know was that all it took to break him down was some sugar and cocoa. Warning- Tooth rotting fluff.

Cobra thought he can't get drunk. And he also thought that he could always anticipate what someone would do to him. Clearly he hadn't met Mirajane. But maybe he let it happen because all he wanted was some liquid courage to approach a certain blonde who couldn't get him out of her head. [M] for sexual content.

Valentine's Novella. They hardly knew each other when he helped her. As time passes, Lucy comes to realize that maybe Cobra was the one she craved all along. A man who understands her, doesn't push, and really does have a heart under it all. Will her insecurity push him away, or does he crave her just as much? (Rated M for a reason) [Complete]

Cobra hates new neighbors, so he brings his parrot Macbeth to annoy the hell out of them every time they move in. It's worked so far, but when one feisty, breath-taking blonde neighbor enters the picture, Cobra decides that maybe having neighbors isn't so bad after all. [AU One-shot] CoLu and slight Parrot!MidKino.

One-shot. LaLu twist on the uncomfortable monstrosity known as OVA number 7. Takes place in my "Sparky and Blondie" universe. Fairy Tail Team A loses at rock, paper, scissors, and has to be Team B's slaves for the day. It goes very badly, but at least Lucy and Laxus get to have a little bit of fun. Lemon.

Lalu. "Lucy, Your thighs look like you could use them to crush the bones of your enemies, but you want to kick with your whole body." Laxus decides he's going to teach Lucy the sacred art of the Fairy Tail throw down, and Lucy goes along, because sometimes, a girl just wants to knock somebody out. In most cases, HIM.

Because I think they'd be hot together, here's my attempt at my favorite crack ship! Enjoy this (possibly overdone/cliche) sexy story about the emotionally constipated Laxus and the innocently sassy Lucy and their (very fast) developing relationship! Basically just a whole buttload of mediocre lemons.

She hadn't meant to fall for him, but it happened. And now all Lucy can do is watch from the sidelines as everyone moves on with life, pining for the man who was once the closest person to her. Three-shot; request by KatieBoom. (Rated M for a reason, sort of) [Complete]

Everyone knows how much Juvia loves Gray. But when she goes to confront him about it, innocent Levy's translating skills end up sending them into the book itself, putting them under it's spell and forcing them to follow what was once one of Juvia's favorite stories. Now with nothing left but each other, how will Juvia and Gray follow the story's rules and return home safely? GRUVIA

A drinking game with Cana has Lucy sending provocative texts to a Mystery Man. When everyone returns to the beach for a relaxing getaway and some training, she finally figures out who this man is, and is wholly surprised by the turn of events. Rated M for VERY mature content. CHAPTER TWO IS FINALLY UP!

Cobra thought all his life that he wouldn't have a soulmate, because unlike everyone else, his wrists were always bare. What happens when it turns out his soulmate was just mute all this time? (AU where you are suppose to be born with soulmate's first words on your wrists.) Suck at summaries.

Lucy becomes a solo mage after Makarov disbands Team Natsu for their destructive nature. Three months later, what she discovers on her mission will change her life forever. [Complete.]

Lucy Heartfilia is the VP of the hottest sorority on campus: Fairy Tail. Erik "Cobra" Cobranus is the VP of the newest and least liked fraternity: Crime Sorciere. They're from two different worlds, but maybe together they can make the stereotypes and drama disappear. (Accidentally wrote a novel for CoLu week. This is a modern College AU.)

Lucy decided to visit her dear friend and fellow Celestial Mage, Yukino. It was supposed to be a quiet non-event but when do things ever go to plan? She didn't bargain for the impromptu party or the shadows that came with it. But she's definitely not complaining. - A birthday one shot for the amazing GemNika.

A convergence of guilds brings everyone together, and of course, Sting thinks it's the perfect time to play a prank on his partner. Poor Rogue can't catch a break. But when Lucy arrives, Rogue finds himself a brilliant partner in crime, and suddenly, it's every moron for himself. (Just a little funny thing to crack about Sting and swoon over one of my favorite pairings, RoLu)

I don't know how to love but if you teach me, I promise I'll never let you go. Fluffy two-shot, rated M for explicit content (lemon, smut, etc).

(formerly A Match for the Matchmaker) Cana never noticed it before but the white-haired mage had been lending a hand to all the couples in their guild. Everything started when the bored drunkard had gotten it into her head to make a little matchmaking of her own. Let's see how that'll turn out.

LaLu Week Prompt: Storm Lucy has waited a long time for the day she could finally afford that tattoo she's wanted, and who better to give it to her than Laxus. AU story.

Freed finally caves to Bixlow about going to a Sauna with the other male members of Fairy Tail. Natsu decides on pulling some mischief with unforeseen results. *Yaoi Warning* Laxus x Freed

A month after the Games, Gray and Juvia's relationship seems to be developing well, but when something comes up to disturb their peace, things can get a out of hand. Will Gray and Fairy Tail get in time to save her?

There's a trick to math: Gray over Lucy plus Loke over Lucy equals Gray plus Loke over Lucy! This mathematical equation led to a night Lucy will never forget. After all, what's hotter than having Fairy Tail's two sexiest guys making out on top of you?