zackmuldoon was born in the fourteenth colony, Berkeley, California, in the year of our lord, uh, i forget which one, but it was one of them. he attended kindergarten where he graduated with running colors. he dropped out in the first grade and became one of the world's youngest diamond mine banditos in south africa. he was captured and made to stand in the corner for almost a half hour. after that he vowed to never be taken alive again and he decided that the best way to do that was to behave. so he began writing poems for reader's digest for a living. he never made a dime though and he ran away and lived under a bridge with a family of trolls, who taught him all about the illuminati and the truth about 911. he is presently married to carrie fisher, though she is not aware of this and would be quite surprised, having never met or heard of him.

zackmuldoon's writing is a careful, heartfelt regurgitation of all the scrambled egg thoughts lotteryballing around in his head about his life experience juxtaposed against many of the happenings, known and unknown, in the world.