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Pretty Little Things by Petronille reviews
They all had their muses: Shakespeare his dark lady, Dante his Beatrice, Rossetti his Lizzie Siddal, Fitzgerald his Zelda. So did the Chesapeake Ripper. Victoria Landry had a taste for vengeance, and Hannibal Lecter was all too willing to turn it into something else. HannibalXOFC, an iniquitous romance, and the darkest places of the soul. Story updated weekly.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,562 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., Alana B., Abigail H.
Metamorphosis by Jagged Hearts reviews
Sometimes it takes more than a drink and words to feel better. Sometimes it takes a slap across the face. Sometimes it just takes a friend. When Tony finds himself hitting a low point, he figures out that he needs exactly just that. This someone, however, doesn't play nice with his usual antics and isn't afraid to show him. TonyXOC Just because I feel like there aren't enough!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,935 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., OC - Complete
Twenty-Three Percent by GeniusofFun reviews
Sayu Yagami is such a pretty name, meant for a very pretty little girl - not a dead twenty-three year old who'd somehow managed to hijack her body (but one must learn to adapt). Not your typical reincarnation story, or maybe it is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Light Y., L, Sayu Y., OC - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23535 - Favs: 16,821 - Follows: 16,750 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Love or Blood by GothicRose18 reviews
A thief gets caught stealing within castle Skingrad. The punishment is death but Count Janus Hassildor spares her life. She becomes his newest servant and an odd little companion. But when feelings begin to bloom between the two, will they give the Count happiness or torture his poor soul further? Janus.H/OC/L.L
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 574,220 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Lucien L., Vicente V., Count J. Hassildor, OC
Dust to Dust (Old) by Quillweave reviews
A young woman finds herself caught in a web of love, family, betrayal and madness, and tries to weave her own story from it all. (This is the older version of the story. Please check out the updated version being published here, and thank you so much for reading!)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 97,490 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Lucien L., Sheogorath
Childe of Passion by StarGazers reviews
"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire." Aristotle. What if LaCroix were a little older? A little more desperate? What would happen if the staunch Ventrue cast every ounce of reason on one act of blind, feral passion? This is that story. A look into LaCroix's biggest impulse and how she survives.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix, OC
Immolation by QueerAlien reviews
Kiyomi was a weird kid, she could never connect with other people. Maybe it was because at night she dreamed of burning, or that she knew that in another life, she was used and manipulated. This time, she won't let that happen. She wont be another pawn in Kira's game. The queen will conquer. OC as Kiyomi Takada.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Takada K., OC
Anatheme by GeniusofFun reviews
The day the infamous 'Watari' retired and she took over, a dormant volcano erupted and twenty-five children were abducted. They say coincidences are the devil's way of remaining anonymous, but none of them are superstitious. Sequel!Enfer (sort of LxOC)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Light Y., L, Misa A., OC
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
Canonisation by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of one-shots detailing the sometimes-strained relationships between the F!Boss and her lieutenants. Currently covering Saints Row 2. Pairings .. possible? Some changes from the games.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,413 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Boss/PC, J. Gat, Dex, Troy B.
New Girl by cbarreto reviews
After being cheated on by her ex-boyfriend, Yamada Sho is forced to move out of her apartment and find another place to live. Unfortunately, living off a teachers salary won't get her an apartment of her own. Luckily, a certain ninja with bushy-brows and a bowl hair cut is looking for a roommate. Living with another man won't be anything new...Right? [OC][Rated: M 17 ]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,143 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 4/8/2012 - [Lee R., OC] Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Just Purrfect! by WolvesKey reviews
Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,988 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Akatsuki, OC] Konan
Solitude: Before I See by GuileandGall reviews
After an interesting night replete with multiple near death experiences, Furia finally comes to the realization that just trying to get by might not be cutting it. Despite her own reluctance about her place in this type of life, the young woman decides to approach this like anything else she has ever done, and she throws herself into her work as she learns the ropes and moves up th
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 209,572 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Boss/PC, Troy B.] J. Gat, Dex
Enfer by GeniusofFun reviews
Picking up a cellphone and returning the thing to its original owner should not lend in you in the middle of a murder investigation. Perhaps the road to hell really is paved with good intentions. Somewhat LxOC. (Now with a sequel).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,983 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Light Y., L, OC - Complete
Ancient Languages by Imlosiel reviews
A woman trapped in an unfamiliar land struggles to find her way home. But where is home? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,309 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Glorfindel, OC - Complete
A World Behind the Murder by Clara Verity reviews
A young girl is kidnapped. Her only hope? Taking down the dangerous man responsible. Horror, action, romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,726 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - L, BB, OC
Reach Out by MysteriousMew reviews
When Zatanna tried to forget her failure in the courtroom, she didn't exactly mean being turned into a vampire. Now, thrust into this secret society of betrayal, predators and clans, Zatanna must fulfil her goals, figure out what's happening, stop a war breaking out and find her humanity again. Sounds hard, but not when a numbered man watches from the shadows. Bloodlines fanfic
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,279 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Nines R., Brujah, Tremere, OC - Complete
Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers reviews
"Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 241,364 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Enslavement by LibraMoon reviews
AU. Mages have always been little more than cursed weapons, but even the Chantry could tell their potential. The Tower was little more than a ring of forced prositution and the plight of the mages was far more than a lack of freedom. Dark themes, mature
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,566 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
The Girl with the Voice by massivelyattacked reviews
A series of interconnected one shots and snapshots of the Dovahkiin from the perspective of traveling companions, friends, lovers and those who attempted to cross her. Rated M for language, some sexual situations. Latest update: Farengar Secret-Fire
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,612 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf, Onmund, Ulfric Stormcloak
Of Bears and Bulls by tealeeches reviews
After the battle at Hoover Dam, Courier Six finds her way back to the Divide, having no other place to go. Her and Ulysses develop a strange, ambiguous relationship over time. Rated Mature for violence/gore, strong language, potential triggers, and eventual adult content. Lily is mine, Ulysses and FNV belong to Bethesda.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Courier, Ulysses]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35032 - Favs: 24,954 - Follows: 18,631 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragonborn's Keeper by Zoop reviews
Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
Hero by Mistake by ScriptrixDraconum reviews
Book 1: Bioarchaeologist. University professor. My name is Deborah, and I am not supposed to be here. I fell into a cave, hit my head, and woke up in a world with swords, barbarians, and magic. I'm lost and not understood, and my only friend has a penchant for blood warpaint. (Revised/edited/BETTER VERSION of this story is at Archive Of Our Own dot Org).
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 211,585 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, Stenvar, Yrsarald Thrice-Pierced - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Imperium et Libertas by Shadow-Ocelot reviews
Perhaps the bullet that Benny put in her head caused some lasting damage, or maybe it just opened her eyes to another view on the world. The Courier's descent into the world of the Legion and the struggle within her conscience as she decides her fate.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,776 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Raul T.
The Road From Nowhere by SundayWinterChild reviews
Boredom didn't suit Nicole well at all, but now that Project Purity was working and the Enclave had gone quiet, there wasn't much for her to do. When she received an offer from a rather shady former enemy, it was just too good to resist. Burke/FLW
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,471 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Mr. Burke, Lone Wanderer
Plain Jane In Thirteen Chapters by Larry1710 reviews
Fanfiction versus Jane Thomas. Fanfiction dumped Jane in Middle Earth, lumbering her with sweaty Boromir, but then withdrew her just when she was beginning to get emotionally attached. Epilogue up - Will we see the Return of Jane?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,433 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Smells like a Heist by Orthodoxia reviews
Continuation from 'Plundering History' - Dean has been alone in the Madre for one decade too many, so naturally, any and every choice the latest tourist makes, must be somehow for the sole purpose of undermining him. Or so he chooses to think. - In the process of rewrite -
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Courier, Dean D.
And Wolves Beneath Their Seams by Cyprith reviews
Charon shares a certain kinship with his new employer. She's been designed, he thinks. Built. Not unlike himself. (Eventual romance; slow burn.)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Charon, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by iguanablogger reviews
EDIT: We've all heard of the common Assassin's Creed Mary Sue- a beautiful girl who magically falls through her xbox into the somethingth-century and immediately captures the heart of Hot-Assassin-Of-Your-Choice. What if we replaced this Mary Sue with your average teenage girl, and what if she could freely travel to whichever time period she wished- and back? (updated sporadically)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Haytham K., Connor K.
Newton's Third by fortunesque reviews
Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 233,597 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
How Far We've Come by Lucy Kay reviews
Rather a strange story that mixes a forgetful girl from our world with connections to Sauron, creating political turmoil in Gondor. What are these stories coming from the East? Not a typical head case and certainly not a typical canon love story! FaramirxOC. Don't be afraid - I don't change anything canon! But I may just build on it... Complete! Thank you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 135,964 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
A Family Matter by Goldiva reviews
Alba de Luca is the daughter of a poor farmer in rural Italia. But when her bratty older sister is engaged to be married she must accompany her to Roma, where she herself is forced to decide between family and love.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ezio A.
His Ghoul Friday by sister-b reviews
Natalie's new to this "ghoul" thing and finds herself constantly the cause of LaCroix's frustration. However, he gives her one more chance...and one more chance...and one more chance...and she doesn't know why. VtM:B-M for language and adult content.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,425 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010
Waiting to Breathe by whykhan reviews
She didn't want to be in Middle Earth. She didn't even know how she got there. Yet here she was, an Edain, lonely, working in Imladris, waiting to go back home, and all the while unwittingly catching Glorfindel's eye. Rated M for future adult scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Glorfindel, OC] Haldir
Vomica Vita by Manny Maarie reviews
This is the story of Melina and her dark journey through the nightmare and dream that is Middle Earth. Glorfindel,OFC. Warnings: character death and references to torture,rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,098 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Glorfindel, Gandalf
Slipping into Shadow by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Gods help her, but Portia had stolen from Mehrunes Dagon, and with the barrier on Oblivion weakening, Mehrunes was no longer a captive of his own world. He would hunt her through a web of political intrigue, but a game of cat and mouse is never simple.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,934 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
To Trust a Thief by Sultar reviews
She didn't want this. Why should she care about the fate of an already dying race? Why should she subject herself to the suspicious glares of those too pure beings? She was a thief, not a hero. Her life was her own. Slight AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,881 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
Just Like You by WindSurfBabe reviews
Often has the story of Middle-Earth depended on the existence of a sole person, a thread that, should it come to break, would cause the inevitable defeat of all good. GlorfindelOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,981 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Glorfindel - Complete
A Grand Adventure In Foreign Policy by jesuiscanadien reviews
COMPLETE Woman finds herself in ME. Falls for an elf. Does she act on it or will she awake to find it's all been due to a head injury? Try to get past the prologue, as the story develops with ea chptr. Baby, it's AU all the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,825 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Lothíriel by satismagic reviews
The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 110 - Words: 474,627 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Tamer's Tale by satismagic reviews
A series of vignettes about the island of Himling, a wizard and a woman. Gandalf/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Gandalf - Complete
Only a Game by satismagic reviews
When Jarro decided to test a new kind of computer game, she never knew how quickly the game would become real and dangerous... AU. OFC. Complete. Mithril Awards 2005 SemiFinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,499 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Elrohir - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004