Hey guys! I want to thank all of you who have favorited, reveiwed, and read my first story.

I am sending you all mental hugs. And cake. SOOOO MUUUUCH CAAAAAAKE.

And a quick shout-out to all those haters who will, in the future, hate on my story(i predict this with my awsome ninja abilities), WATCH YOUR BACKS.

I have a highly protective hourd of friends who will, on one sign of my sadness, hunt you down like bloodhounds. Douhbt me, do you?

Ask TMI. She will vouch for me.

And i would like to thank my friend Mary for helping me on my math prodject. YOU ARE A LIFESAVER.

Is it just me, or do the teachers pile on th eprojects toword the end of school? What up with that?

"QUICK! Add more misery to the kids before they leave!"

Well thats all for now. BYE!!

Awright! My own Profile! No, this is not my first update. My first is where me and TMI are verbally sparring. I love that word. Sparring. SPAARRRRRIIINNNGGGG.

What? Oh, right. here is a famous line i have heard many a time.

"Let them eat cake!"

Now here is the warped version of it.

"Let them eat POWERTHIRST!"

(if you dont know what that is, too bad. your missing out on life.)

That is my favorite. but yeah! Btw, If you are a horseback rider? YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY AWSOME!! Especially if you take jumping classes. And fell off your horse after you

made her go over a jump that she didnt wanna do. And got kicked by a baby horse. In the chest. And your a girl.

I qualify for all of the above.

Getting kicked in the chest, especially if your a girl, is painful by the way.

BAI!!

Oy! Hello little chummly-wummlies! My name is CENSORED but you can call me Queen of Ninjas, or for short, CREEPER.

Sorry, that was me. Me = TMI. I am her bestie, and I'm typing her profile for her as she dictates. I'll be talking in italics.

No! TMI! Stop typing! Bad girl! Don't write whatever you want in there! It's MY profile!

Of course I'm going to listen... XD

...ANYWAY!!! you can call me... Hmm... What is a good name??...

I still like CREEPER...

SHUT IT!! ok... name...hurmmmles...

You want them to call you Hurmmmles?

GO AWAY ALREADY!!! MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!! Sorry. German moment.

One thing about me is that I'm very disobedient, therefore I SHALL TYPE MORE! MWA HA HA!!!

isnt she such a nice friend? (sarcastically)

I have a website that you could look at for ideas for names. Here... *opens new tab*

ZOMG!!! Did you know that Astrid means 'Impulsive in Love'??? How to train your dragon? Astrid? GET IT?!! hahahahahoooo...ya.

Fail.

you suck.

Thank you. Now, do you have a different name choice, CREEPER/Hurmmmles?

... You know that I hate you, right?

YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME DEEEEEEEEP DOWN INSIDE!!!!

Yes. Note the deepness.

Deal.

Or no deal...

Would you please leave...? I has a name nowwww!!!!

Alfred? Alfred is a good name.

Max: Not as good as mine. Think about it. MAXIMUM RIDE!!! Isn't that a sweet name?

Fang: yep.

GRAAAAA!!! NOW YOUR BRINGING YOUR FICTIONAL MINIONS ON??!! STOP WITH THE TORTURE!!!

Get over it. SHE LIKIES THREE DAYS GRACE! AND MAXIMUM RIDE! AND HORSES! AND TOAST! AND CHOCOLATE! AND TANGLED! AND SUGAR! AND MEEEEEEEEEEE! AND CENSORED! Oops that sounded really wrong...

...you promised not to say his name out loud...(dangerous voice)

I didn't. Angel censored it before I could. =(

GET OFF MY FNICKING PROFILE!!! OH AND BY THE WAY PEOPLES MY ALIAS IS NOW RORO!

Nope. You're on MY computer, after all. Now, I MUST TELL THE PEOPLE MORE ABOUT YOU! THE CLOSEST RO WILL EVER GET TO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IS DAMSEL OF DISTRESS! She's a CREEPER, after all...

You annoy me. And yes. I will punch a guy in the face if he tries to make a move on me.

Anveena: You better believe it.

oh yes. meet my OCs, Anveena and Torvent.

Torvent:...

He's very anti-social. I might write a story about them at some point in time...

Don't make him any more egotistical... He has a big enough head that I could use it to go bowling!

HE IS NOT EGOTISTICAL!!

Anveena: Leave Torvy alone!!!

I don't feel like it. HEY, IF ANYONE IS STILL READING THIS INCREDIBLY LONG PROFILE OF ME AND RO VERBALLY SPARRING, CAN YOU READ MY STORIES TOO? I LOVESTS YOU IN ADVANCE!!!!!! fanfiction.net/~tmi OH! I just advertised on your profile! XD

...UNLEASH THE PRETTY PINK PONIES OF DEATH, DOOM, AND DESTRUCTION!!!!

... are we done with the profile yet? I'M A-HUNGERING!!!!

Yes. Let us go get toast.

Yummy toasty... I IS EXCITED!!!!!!!!! DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will go appropriate the toasting materials. XD

Well. After this incredibly long profile, which I will be shocked if you are still reading-

SHOCKED IN A GOOD WAY!!!!

we must be going to energize ourselves with a refreshing meal. i.e toast.

I feel happy. =D

Thank you all for putting up with my endless rambling. THANK YOU FORT WAYNE!! GOODNIGHT!!!

...CREEPER...

~TMI~

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--12/17/10

YESSSSSSS!!!! No TMI!!! Im all alone on my profile! wooooo!

Haaaaaaaa... ok. My happiness has subsided. But honestly, i really do lurve her. She is my BFFAEAEAATTE. Best Friend Forever And Ever And Ever And Always Till The End.

Now. In case some info was lost in my last, very confusing update, here are some very necessary details. I like the bands Three Days Grace and Gorillaz. My favorite animal is horses, and any animal that is related to them. Zorses, zebras, donkeys, ect. I like to say random things at random times. i love romantic things and am a sucker for chocolate. And roses. Teehee. XD

hoo...what to talk about...ah!

At the moment, i am watching TV, and this little girl, who sounds about six or so, is narrating clips from the Nutcracker. In a very annoying voice. VERY. ANNOYING.

Okay. trying to get my mind off the annoying voice... -_- Im going to post a story soon, and im really sorry i havent posted it yet. Stoooooooooopid homework!!!

Alright, this post was merely for info, as i havent shown my full hilariosity. Please read my stories, though they may be amatuer!

I LURVE YOU ALL!!

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--4/?/10

Im baaaaaaack!! Didja all miss me? Im so sorry i havent posted a story or updated my profile for a loooong time. Drama has occurred in my life, and i was also caught up in the wonders of

my Ipod. Those of you who have an IPod ouch, YOU KNOW HOW ADDICTING THEY ARE.

Anyhoo, im on spring break now!! Woot! Just the other day TMI was over and we were talking and om nomming on my secret stash of Godiva chocolate. SOOOOO DELISHIOUS!

The most exciting thing that has happened so far over spring break is that i had a sleepover with my friend and we played Truth or Dare with her twin brother and his friend.

...lets just say that got quite interesting...

Other than that, before spring break, i got a boyfriend. His name is Kaden. But...he lives in Chico. we just texted every day.

Until he broke up with me.

A week long relationship. Im definately a teen now.

Im really not sure if i should be laughing or crying. Maybe Ill do both.

Me and my BFF DarkSkittyPower are running off to Gold country tomorrow! To flee from our school poptarts (quote on quote, POPULAR peeps), boy drama, and hopefully that annoying little

pest named insomnia! TMI made me promise to bring back some gems for her, as we will be panning for gold and ammathysts and shtuff like that. Last time i went, i got an amathyst

andan emerald. I still have the amathyst while the emerald was made into a birthday gift for my friend. But yeah. Other than the fact that my crush sits next to me in two of my

classes,nothing too interesting. I will attempt to upload a story as soon as possible. I might break the computer in the proses because in not very tech savvy.

OH! This wierd curse has been going around my group of friends. Its really wierd. First thing that happened was my friends twin brother busted open his knee on a board and had to go to

the ER for stitches. So my friend was walking home due to her mom driving her brother to the hospital. As she swung her viola back and forth, she popped her arm out of its socket.

Popping it back in,she went home and iced it. My other friend (she is so sweet) got really worried and went over to her house with candy and such. Then she went home and busted open

her head. She had to go to the hospital and got staples in her head instead of stitches. Then when me and a few friends (including the one who popped out her arm) went bowling with

our Orchestra teacher, my other friend came late cause her dad had sliced open his pinky with a broken plate and passed out. He had to get stitches too. Now my dad threw out his back

while loading bikes into the back of his truck for me and DarkSkittyPower when we went on a bike ride. Before that, TMI had sprained her ankle and she is still limping and cant play soccer.

The poor girl is dying without soccer. Now watch. Im going to be next. Im going to fall off my horse while at a lesson and kill my leg or something.

Wish me luck with avoiding this curse!

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6/4/11

Its nearly summer break!! Three more days of school left! YAY. Im sick right now...sitting at home...doing nothing...*yawn*

Ok, quick update on the curse. I did get hurt. I was walking my dog around the field TMI and i live near and i sat down to watch a ladybug. I went to lean back, and a piece of glass cut my thumb.

Dang deep too. So i had to run over to TMI's house and ask her mom for a bandaid. I still have the scar.

Ok, adding onto the drama, I got another boyfriend for about a week. Again. I swear, whats with this week shtick?!

But this time i broke up with him. He was starting to get jealous of my guy friends and was starting to be too clingy. I couldnt walk out of my classroom without him running up

and saying hi. He even followed me to the library during lunch and after school. I mean, did he ever spend time with his own friends?

Dont get me wrong, i thought it was sweet and cute for a bit. But i already have one stalker, i dont need another.

I havent told you about my stalker? Well, hes a friend that is totally IN LOVE with me. creepy, really. And he acts like prince charming to the point where i feel like he thinks im made of glass.

IM NOT. Prince charmings are so overrated. Illl save myself, thank you.

I always wondered how rapunzel kept her hair so perfect. I mean, wouldnt she get HECKA bad split ends from people climbing up her hair every single day? But yeah. Anyway.

I LURVE YOU ALL!! Im actually going to post a story so please read it! And check out DarkSkittyPower and TMI for wicked awsome stories!

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OMFG I HAVENT BEEN ON IN SO FREAKIN LONG!!!

TT^TT IM SORRYYYYYYYY

Im about to write nother chapter to Snowy Days hide many secrets. I feel like a butt for not updating sooner.

But hey! in my defense i, I just became an 8th grader (THANK GOD) And im already up to my neck in homework!! That and i do have a life that doesnt involve Fanfiction. Granted, a very deprived one, but a life none the less.

But yeah, about to update!! Pleaase read!!

Lurves you all!!

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