Hello, my Minish minions!

Name: Zeltra. Why do you ask?

Age: Well, wouldn't you like to know?

Gender: Female, last time I checked

Fave color: Purple

Fave food: Mac & cheeeeeeese!!

Fave video game(s): Anything Zelda (except for those GODDESS-FORSAKEN CDI GAMES!), Kid Icarus: Uprising, Fire Emblem: Awakening

Fave anime(s): FAIRY TAIL(!!!), Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist

Fave YouTuber(s): PeanutButterGamer, Game Grumps, Egoraptor, Chuggaaconroy, SMOSH, BlackNerdComedy, jackfilms

Fave TV series: Doctor Who, Arrow

Fave movie(s): Guardians of the Galaxy, Rat Race

Pet: Cats- Snirt, Sparkle, Turtle, Widget, Chopin, Cocoa, Wolfie, Batman, Tiny, Stranger, Cello, Inkling (Note: Not all cats live in the same place)

Obsessions: ZELDA(!), writing, reading, music

My happy place(s): GameStop, FanFiction

My Heaven: f.y.e.

My Hell(s): School, DC (more or less the same thing)

My Stories: Down To Skyloft (FIRST AND FINISHED); One Year's Eternity (ON HIATUS); The Princess's Angel (SLOOOOOWLY COMING OUT); Scarves and Hoods (FINISHED); Justice, Mercy, Grace (FINISHED); Chasing Waves (FINISHED) ORDINARY TAIL (SLOWLY COMING OUT); and a one-shot always in the making.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

- Dia Newman

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food

Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
Best Friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps

Friend: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

Friend: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Crap, we messed up."

Friend: Have never seen you cry
Best Friend: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better

Friend: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friend: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

Friend: Tells you that you look nice.
Best Friend: Says your outfit looks like throw up, and then helps you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hugs you.

FRIENDS: Forgives you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running right with you

Friend: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

Friend: Would knock on your front door
Best Friend: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friend: Already knows not to tell

Friend: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
Best Friend: Are for life

Friend: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
Best Friend: Walk up to him and go, "Its because your gay right?"

Friend: Helps you find your prince
Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"

Friend: Offers you soda
Best Friend: Would dump theirs on you

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Best Friend: Would throw you a tampon and push you in

Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run, Sucka, run!"

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Helps you up when you fall
Best Friend: Laughs and trips you again

Friends: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge
Best Friends: Gets in a rowboat and saves you

Friends: Ask you what's wrong
Best Friends: Are already loading up a shot gun to kill that fucker

Friend: Tell you that you're too good for him when you get dumped
Best Friend: Call him up and say, "You're gonna die in seven days"

Friend: Asks you why you're crying
Best Friend: Already has a shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

Friend: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions

Friend: Will help you learn how to drive
Best Friend: Will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 An idiot
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I stabbed the Kool-Aid Man because that's just how I roll!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile!

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (Yes, please)
You love jeans. (Yes, please)
Dogs are better than cats. (Uh-huh)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Of course!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yeah)
Shopping is torture (Unless it's for books and/or video games)
Sad movies suck. (Action is better.)
You own/ed an X-Box. (I have an Xbox and a 3DS)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (There was a Hot Wheels track at the county fair. You were considered an alien if you didn't)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (YES!)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (DSes FTW.)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (When I was 6)
You watch sports on TV.(Yep sometimes I watch the soccer, football, and baseball games with my family and go to live games...WOO!)
You love video games (I love video games!!)
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! (It's so fun!!)
Gory movies are cool. (Most of them are rated R, so I don't watch them.)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Only two, unfortunately.)
You like going to high school football games. (None of my friends ever go, so...)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards (Collecting baseball cards back then was pretty fun...)
Baggy pants are cool to wear (Yes, please)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (YES!)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Just add purple)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (When I'm not in DC)
Sports are fun (I'm good at soccer...?)
Talk with food in your mouth. (I just can't seem to get out of this habit...)
Sleep with your socks on at night (I take them off at night)

Total: 25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (OH HECK NO.)
You love to shop. (If it's GameStop or Barnes and Noble)
You wear eyeliner. (Did you read #1?)
You wear the color pink. (NO. Just... no.)
Go to your mum for advice. (Yep. I'd be dead if I went to my dad for advice... *shudders*)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (Ooh, yeah, sure, jumping and shouting!)
You hate wearing the color black. (I like wearing black...)
Video games are boring. (I wanna kill this quiz...)
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. (HOW DARE YOU?)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Uh, yeah, NO)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Too expensive and so not worth it.)
You like wearing jewelry. (I only wear a necklace 24/7 because if I don't I pick at my collarbone. And my bracelets) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (...shopping's a hobby?) You don't like the movie Star Wars (HOW DARE THEE?!) You were in gymnastics/dance. (And it was more or less torture.) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It takes me fifteen minutes to get dressed, eat breakfast, make sure everything's ready, head out. FIFTEEN MINUTES.) You smile a lot more than you should. (How much should I smile?) You care about what you look like. (When I'm in DC) You like wearing dresses when you can. (Hahahahahaha NO.) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Nope) You love the movies. (Avengers here I come!!! I don't think that counts) Used to play with dolls as little kid. (...I'm ashamed to say it now...) Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Make-up is pointless.) Like being the star of every thing. (Only plays/musicals... So not everything)

Total: 3

25 to 3...And I'm a chick...

List your top ten favorite video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games.

1. Zelda (Legend of Zelda): (*pops in* "This is new...")

2. Link (Legend of Zelda): (*pops in* "...")

3. Pit (Kid Icarus): (*pops in* "... LADY PALUTENA!")

4. Viridi (Kid Icarus): (*pops in* "Pit, what did you do NOW?!"

5. Samus (Metroid): (*pops in* "Thank God! I'm finally away from Zebes!")

6. Chrom (Fire Emblem): (*pops in* "Gods, what is this?")

7. Lucina (Fire Emblem): (*pops in* "What mad future is this?!")

8. Megaman (Megaman): (*pops in* *starts shooting every pair of scissors and fan in sight*)

9. Luigi (Super Mario Bros.): (*pops in* *starts shaking like a pussy*)

10. Midna (Legend of Zelda): (*pops in* "Ah, dammit, I'm still an imp...")

What will happen if number 1 woke you up in bed?

Zelda: *plays Song of Storms*

starts raining in bedroom*

Zeltra: "GODDESSES, DAMMIT, ZELDA!!!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Pit: "Is anyone in here? I heard that there was a hot spring..."

Zeltra: "PIT! GET OUT!"

Pit: *turns on his heel frantically and hits his face on the door*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Zeltra: "Pit?"

Viridi:"... I got drunk last Saturday..."

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Zeltra: "Huh? Samus?"

Samus: "Just eat up. I have to go soon."

Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach?

Chrom: *Asleep*

Zeltra: *grabs his sword and pokes him* "You alive?"

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Zeltra: "Well, duh. I married Chrom in game, right? You would be my daughter."

Lucina: "... Mother?"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Megaman: "Why did I get taken to a hospital?"

Zeltra: "I may or may not be responsible..."

Number 9 made fun of all of your friends?

Zeltra: "Luigi?"

Luigi: "THAT'S MR. L TO YOU!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Zeltra: "Midna, Link ran off again."

Midna: "THAT FLUFFY BASTARD!"

Link: *from behind a corner* "Nice work, Zeltra!"

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will number 1 do?

Zelda: *looks at me with a smirk* "Here. Put this Sheikah disguise on."

Zeltra: "FUCK YES!"

You're on vacation with number 2, any you managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Link: *picks me up and puts me on Epona*

Zeltra: Thanks, but I can take care of myself.

Link: *raises eyebrow at me* "So you don't want my help?"

Zeltra: "Where'd you get that idea from?"

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Zeltra: *waves around new First Blade* "WOOHOO!"

Viridi: "Pit, why did you think that was a good idea?"

Pit: "... I'm stupid?"

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do?

Viridi: "Hold on! I'm getting you out of there!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Samus: "This aughtta be good." *grabs popcorn*

You're about to marry number 10! What is 1's reaction?

Zeltra & Midna: "WHAT!?!?!?!?!"

Zelda: "Okay, this quiz is insane."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Lucina: "You'll always have Father."

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Luigi: *grabs all the Toads in the Mushroom Kingdom to root for you*

Zeltra: "Aw. That'd be sweet if I didn't hate Toads..."

You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?

Midna: "Why do I always hang around the insane people?"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Zeltra: "Because she rocks!"

Zelda: "Aw. Thanks."

Number 2 tells you his/her deeply hidden love for 9?

Zeltra: "... Blame the bar?"

Link & Luigi: "Blame the bar."

You're dating 3, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Zeltra: "Okay, quiz, first off, we're not lovers!"

Pit: "We're best friends!"

Zeltra: *looks at Pit* "THANK YOU!"

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...

Chrom: "Well, that actually makes sense, seeing as what game I'm from..."

Zeltra: "Chrom!"

You had a haircut, and 7 can't stop staring at you.

Lucina: "Um... Mother... You... want to borrow my mask?"

8 thinks that he/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell him/her?

Zeltra: "You're a robot. Why do you care?"

Megaman: "... Good point."

9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Zeltra: "Luigi?"

Luigi: "... That was meant for Daisy..."

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Zeltra & Zelda: "MIDNA?!"

Midna: "I may or may not still be drunk...""

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Zeltra: "Eat your hearts out, Pitidi supporters..."

Would 2 trust 5?

Link: "Don't shoot me, I won't shoot you?"

Samus: "No promises."

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Viridi: *pokes Midna*

Midna: *forms hair into fist and drives Viridi into the ground*

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together, which study will they pick?

Samus: "Shop."

Zelda: "Everything. I'm good at it all."

Zeltra: "You're not abusing that Triforce of Wisdom AT ALL are you?"

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Chrom: "Bear meat?"

Pit: "Any meat's fine with me. I eat floor ice cream."

Chrom: "..."

If 7 and 9 apply for a job, what job?

Lucina: "Actress. Isn't that right, Father?"

Chrom: "Hmph."

Luigi: "I already have a job. I'ma plumber."

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Luigi: "Oh, wow. So many choices."

Zeltra: "Luigi!"

Luigi: "Well, I know who to draw now... Hehe... He..."

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Zeltra: "Midna's trying the 'Am-I-Too-Beautiful-You-Have-No-Words-Left' thing. Luigi is lost."

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it, what would happen?

Luigi: "Uh, Link?"

Link. "DELETE THAT NOW!" *re-sends email to Zelda*

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Samus: "I don't use swords."

Chrom: "And I don't use guns."

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Zelda: "I thought that most people who ship me with a Fire Emblem character ship me with Marth... And besides, I'm taken."

Chrom: "And so am I, frankly."

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Samus: "There's probably a reason his haircuts are terrible."

Megaman: "I use the Cut-man power-up..."

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Zelda: "OH, MY GODDESSES, MIDNA, I'M SOOO SORRY!"

Midna: "You saved my life. I owe ya one."

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Chrom: "That's just cruel."

7 won the lottery?

Lucina: "I would never participate in something so shallow."

9 had quite a big secret?

Luigi: Mario can't know... But whoever watches Game Theory already does...

8 became a singer?

Megaman: "Never."

10 got a daughter?

Midna: "Eat you heart out, adlez-axel on deviantart."

What would 1 think of 2?

Zelda: "Are you really asking what I think of Link?"

Link: "Okay, even I know that's the stupidest question ever."

How would 3 greet 4?

Pit: "Well it depends; are we going off of the game or Zeltra's FanFiction?"

Zeltra: "HEY! WATCH IT! I CAN MAKE YOU DIE!"

Pit: D8

What would 4 envy about 5?

Viridi: "Samus actually gets to do something other than "FLY, MY CHILDREN!""

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Chrom & Lucina: "Really?!"

Link: "Okay, this is a pretty stupid question too."

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Lucina: "I don't know Megaman all that well. I guess if he beats me in Smash Bros..."

Where would 8 meet 9?

Megaman & Luigi: "SMASH MANSION!"

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Midna: "Don't take a step closer to me, you filthy plumber."

Luigi: "... I wouldn't."

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Midna: "If Ganondorf took over her body again."

Zelda: "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPEAK OF IT!"

Is 3 gay?

Pit: "What the- HECK NO!"

How do you feel right now?

Zeltra: "Like I've accomplished something."

Link: "Does this mean we're done?"

Zeltra: "No. That was just a break."

Everyone: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Lucina: "Link would kick my arse if I tried to kidnap him."

Samus: "So no answer for that one."

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Megaman: "I don't eat food."

Pit & Viridi: "No answer."

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?

Zeltra: "ZELDA!"

2 and 10 are making out when 7 walks in. 7's reaction?

Lucina: "I'M TELLING ZELDA!"

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Pit & Chrom & Megaman: "WHAT?!"

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?

Viridi: "This is for making me weak in your Fic!"

Link: *blocks Viridi*

Midna: *grabs Viridi in hair-hand*

Lucina: *gets Zeltra out of there before she sees her favorite Kid Icarus: Uprising antihero get sliced to bits*

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Zelda: "You're talking about the wrong princess. I'll go get Peach."

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Pit: "Viridi, please don't kill me..."

Viridi: *blushes*

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

Pit: "LADY PALUTENA!!!"

Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.

Megaman: *steps out of the warzone*

Zelda: "LINK?! MIDNA?!"

Link & Midna: "IT'S THIS STUPID QUIZ! WE SWEAR!"

9 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Zelda: "Are you kidding me...?"

Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?

Chrom & Midna: *look at each other* "No, you sick bastards."

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Zeltra: "Again with the 'Pit's my best friend' thing..."

Do you recall any fics about 9?

Zeltra: "Not of Luigi, no..."

Would 1 and 7 make a good couple?

Zelda & Lucina: *looks at each other* "You're sick."

5/9 or 5/10?

Samus & Luigi & Midna: "NONE!"

Make up a summary of a 2/10 fic.

Zelda: *leaves*

Is there such thing as 1/7 fluff?

Zelda & Lucina: "NO!"

Suggest a title for a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Lucina & Midna: "Um..."

Does anyone on your friend's list write or draw 6?

Zeltra: "Never seen one of my friends draw Chrom."

Chrom: "Aw..."

What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Midna: "If you have the power you say you do..."

Midna & Link & Zelda: "... then I will risk everything to deny you!"

If you wrote a songfic about 4, what song would it be?

Zeltra: "Viridi... Girl Next Door by Saving Jane. Stupid Palutena, ruining her chances..."

What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 4?

Midna & Viridi: "YOU LITTLE NOTHINGS!"

What might 10 describe a relationship between 9 and 8?

Luigi & Megaman & Midna: "THERE ISN'T ONE!"

How would you feel if 7/8 were in a fight?

Zeltra: *grabs popcorn*

What would you think if you found 5 was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Samus & Zeltra: "AWESOME!"

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Zeltra: *gets to computer and makes Link die in One Year's Eternity*

If you saw 10 and 2 in bed together, what would you do?

Zelda: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU-

Link: *kisses Zelda* "Zelda, calm down. The person who Zeltra got this quiz from was a Pit and Samus shipper, and Samus was two and Pit was 10."

Pit & Samus: "WHAT?!"

9 asks you out. Decline or accept?

Zeltra: "I'm taken."

Everyone: "WHAT?!?!?!?!"

Zeltra: "Okay, when I make that Smash Bros. fic I'm planning on doing, I'm going to make you ALL die!

Everyone: "..."

7 is going to kiss you. How do you react? Hoes does 2 react?

Zeltra & Lucina & Link: "I HATE THIS QUIZ!"

You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?

Midna: *sees used copy of Twilight Princess*

8 dies. Your reaction is?

Zeltra: "MEGAMAN! NO! WE NEEDED YOU FOR SMASH!"

Roll: "... You're so shallow..."

Zeltra: "Where'd you come from?!"

Roll: *hides behind a box*

You get into a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?

Zeltra: "Hm... A flightless angel who's my best friend or an intergalactic bounty hunter...?"

Pit: "Oh, come on!"

You die. 6's reaction is...?

Chrom: "No,Zeltra, not you! Not now! Open your eyes, Zeltra! OPEN YOUR EYES!"

You have to write a humorous one-shot involving 6. What's the summary?

Zeltra: "ChromxFemaleMU support logs..."

2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?

Link: *kisses Zelda again*

If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say?

Viridi & Lucina & Pit: "REALLY?!"

8 notices you're extremely sad. What does he/she do about it?

Megaman: "Wanna come with me to whip Wily's ass?"

Zeltra: "YES!"

You and 9 kidnap 1. Why and what would happen?

Zeltra & Luigi: *skipping along, Luigi holding bag that contains Zelda*

Luigi: "What are we doing this for again?"

Zeltra: "Three... two... one..."

Link: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Zeltra: "Okay, Zelda, you're free to go."

Luigi: *let's Zelda out*

Zelda: "Did Samus film it?"

Zeltra: "Yeah!"

1 can go anywhere in the world. Where would they go?

Zelda: "Anywhere away from the castle."

7 accidentally kills 8. How do 2 and 3 react?

Lucina: *kills Megaman*

Link & Pit: "Pass the popcorn!"

Do you support 1/2?

Zeltra: "With all my heart, YES!"

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Zeltra & Link: "TO DEFEAT GANONDORK!!"

Zelda: *facepalm*

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Pit: "Lady Palutena and Viridi."

Viridi: *blushes*

What is your reason to kill 5?

Zeltra: "I don't want to kill Samus!!!"

Can you picture 8 & 5 together?

Zeltra: "Hm... Megaman and Samus... No."

What does 4 like best about 6?

Viridi: "He's humble. And kind of handsome."

Chrom: "Um... Thank you?"

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 10 do?

Midna: "Link!"

Chrom: "We're coming!"

What would 9 most likely be arrested for?

Zeltra: "Luigi, arrested?!"

How would you bribe 6?

Zeltra: "I wouldn't. I don't bribe people."

Chrom: "Thank you."

Zeltra: "Often."

You're out on a fun date with 6 at an Amusement Park. What would he suggest the two of you do first?

Chrom: "Roller coasters?"

Zeltra: "Roller coasters!"

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

Zeltra: "Viridi?! Whyyyyyyyyy?"

Viridi: "You made me seem weak in your fic!"

Zeltra: "... Valid."

If 1, 3 & 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?

Zeltra: "The Princess's Angels..." *holding back laughter*

Viridi: "Self-promoting bitch."

Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 6, and 5?

Zeltra: "Isn't is 'marry, fuck, kill? Never mind. Marry Chrom (done), kiss Samus (no homo, I swear), kill Luigi.

Luigi: "... Why?"

6 sends 1 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?

Chrom: "I need you to persuade Masahiro Sakurai to put me in the next Smash Bros.!"

Zelda: "Okay...?"

Zeltra: "He's now Robin's Final Smash."

If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?

Zeltra: "Badass intergalactic bounty hunter. Simple."

What if 2 dated 10?

Zelda: "ARE YOU-"

Link: *starts making out with Zelda*

What would you do if 5 baked you a pie?

Zeltra: "Samus, what's in this?"

Samus: "... Apple."

What if 7 took you to Sonic's?

Zeltra: "Like the drive-thru place, or...?"

Would you give 3,8, and 5 a cookie?

Zeltra: *gives Pit, Megaman, and Samus some cookies*

9 decides to paint 5's house. What color? How does 5 react?

Luigi: "How do you like it, Samus?"

Samus: "... It's the same colors of my ship..."

3 falls madly in love with 1 and tells 7. 7, being a gossip, brings this info to 1. What happens?

Zelda & Link & Lucina: "PIT?!"

Pit: "IT'S HYPOTHETICAL!"

9 is bored and starts pulling random, cruel pranks on 6. Who comes to stop 9, if anyone?

Luigi: "It's Link's turn!"

Link: "Don't you dare." *grabs sword and points it at Luigi*

Luigi: *runs away*

2 has always been friends with 1, but they get in a fight. What is the fight about?

Zelda: "Why do you take so long to save me?"

Link: "You know how hard it is to do all this?"

Zelda: "Some 'Hero' you are..."

Link: "Some 'Wisdom Bearer' you are!"

10 and 2 are forced on a date by 3?

Zelda: *plucks a handful of feathers out of Pit's wings*

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Chrom: "Because she stole my sword and time travels."

4 decides to cuddle into 3. How does 3 react?

Pit: "Viridi?!"

Viridi: "Now, this is the first one I can actually agree with..."

Pit: *gingerly wraps arm around Viridi*

4 wants to get elected as mayor. What method do they use? How does this turn out?

Viridi: "I'm a goddess. I don't want to be mayor. Choose the other guy."

Viridi wins*

Viridi: "... What?"

How is 2 seen by others? How about 7?

Zeltra: "Link is the Hero chosen by the Goddesses and Bearer of the Triforce of Courage, and Lucina is a time traveler trying to save a cursed future."

What is 10 usually thinking of?

Midna: Why did I have to break that mirror?!

Does 5 have a tiny crush on 8? If so, what do they do about it?

Samus: "Why would I have a crush on Megaman? No offence, Rock."

Megaman: "None taken."

If 7 were to meet 1 without an umbrella in the rain, would 1 lend the umbrella?

Zelda: *gives Lucina umbrella*

10 is eating a snack when 4 steals it. What happens?

Viridi: *steals Midna's food*

Midna: *grabs it with her hair*

6 is marrying 9. Why is 1 against this?

Zelda: "Chrom?"

Luigi: "What the..?!"

Chrom: "... I swear, this quiz..."

Is there any one song to explain 5 and their life?

Samus: "I don't listen to much music."

6 sees that 3 and 9 are getting unusually close lately. The he/she finds that the two are secretly dating. Reaction?

Pit & Luigi: "WHAT?!?!"

Link: "Finally, not something about Midna and I!"

3 wants to become a bestselling author but their writing sucks. How can 8 break this to them?

Megaman: "Pit, leave it to Zeltra. PLEASE."

9 decides to become 10's worst enemy. Why?

Luigi: "Because Bowser was taken."

Is 1 a bit crazy when they're with 4? If so, why?

Zelda: "Hello?! Goddess and Goddess-incarnate!"

4 asks 7 to tell them a bedtime story. How does the tale go?

Lucina: "There once was a boy named Icarus..."

6 calls 5 lazy, but 8 defends 5. What does 6 think?

Megaman: "HOW COULD SAMUS BE LAZY?!"

Chrom: "She lets her guns to the dirty work."

Would you marry 2? If not, who out of the list?

Zeltra: "... Si..."

Link: "None of us speak Spanish, Zeltra."

Zeltra: "... bueno. And Chrom, but... You know..."

9 and 8 are found kissing by 6 and 4. When they tell 7, the gossip, what happens to the 9/8 relationship?

Everyone: "WHAT?!"

You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Zeltra: "Um... Chrom or Zelda? ... Um..."

Chrom: "You can go meet Zelda. I won't mind."

Zeltra: "You sure?"

Chrom: "Go on."

Zeltra: *hugs Chrom* "Thank you."

10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Midna: "Because Pit's a sore loser. He cheats."

Pit: "PHOS! LUX!"

10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Midna: "Link is an idiot..."

Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Everyone: "STOP WRITING FANFICS ABOUT US!"

Zeltra: *goes to computer*

9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Link: "Where is Ravio?"

Luigi: "..."

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Chrom: *saves Zelda*

The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Everyone: "LET'S GO HOOOOOOOOOOME!!!"

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

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I thank you for wasting your precious time to read something that came from the babbles and wits of people you are probably much superior to.

Thank you, and I am honored to call you my Minish minion.