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Joined 06-25-09, id: 1984173, Profile Updated: 03-28-10

I am seriously addicted to Fanfiction & there are just so many good stories out there it's insane. I spend most nights glued to my computer until 4am just to get through more stories.

I LOVE Twilight & the characters Stephanie Meyer created.

I enjoy hanging with my friends, discussing movies & books, and will pretty much watch or read anything (bar child or animal abuse stories). Unfortunately My friends won't give Twilight a fair go, so fanfic is great as I can get my daily fix of the characters & meet with others who are likewise obsessed. I used to live in Zimbabwe & we couldn't really get Internet access there, so I'm pretty darn glad I can get it over here :) or ff would just be a dream.

The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep - by - bananapancakes7

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4997335/1/The_Woods_are_Lovely_Dark_and_Deep

Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward’s past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.

- This is such a beautifully written story, it almost has a poetic quality to it. They have a really intense relationship & an incredible emotional connection.

The Screamers - by - KiyaRaven

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5081258/1/The_Screamers

Living on the streets is hard for Bella Swan, but not as hard as putting up with Edward Cullen when he drags her into his lifestyle of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. Will they be able to help each other before they kill eachother? Cursing/dark themes

The story does have dark themes but Kiya has a fantastic sense of humour & I often found that If I had read a really angsty story or was having a bad day, I'd just need to read one of these chapters & I'd be laughing my head off in no time. Oh Rob pops into the story & is one of my favourite characters, well him, Godzy & Gigantor chuckle

Up To Scratch - by - Vican

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5736971/1/Up_To_Scratch

Originally a o/s for the FML-Contest: Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places

Damn it, I'm now 30 :(

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The Experiment by SC Mom reviews
D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,521 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Only You Can Save Me by kyla713 reviews
Bella's life is in shambles. Broken marriage and now a broken motorcycle as well. Until a sexy mechanic enters her life, as does his daughter. Can they be the resolutions to each other's troubled pasts? AH/written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,529 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When The Fog Lifts by JunieMT reviews
Alt Twilight story begins November of New Moon Charlie POV/Bella POV. After a series of discoveries, Charlie actively seeks to help Bella get past her depression. After opening up to Charlie, Bella devises a plan of her own regarding Edward. Lots of details from books, movie, and Midnight Sun! AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,525 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Worship by GreenPuma reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,163 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,173 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Clipped Strands of Fate by beegurl13 reviews
He was all she ever wanted, but growing up in a place where your destiny is not always your choice means making hard decisions. Will Bella accept her fate or fight for the man of her dreams? B/E - Rated M for lemons. My Entry for the Black Balloon Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,810 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21558 - Favs: 12,117 - Follows: 8,060 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,679 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,892 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Draconis Dominus by Nyxied reviews
We have Harry Potter, alternate schooling and graduation. Then we have a hot dragon handler, some romance, war and a happy ending. What's there not to like? WARNINGS: Slash, AU & possible mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just the Way You Are by mw138 reviews
Shy and slightly geeky, Jasper feels he'll never be cool or ever considered extraordinary. Little does he know that a new friend thinks he's the greatest person in the world. WINNER of DARLINS' PICK in The Many Faces of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Here Be Dragons by shosier reviews
As a little boy, Charlie Weasley cultivated a passion for dragons. But that little boy had no way of knowing where that passion would take him in life. These are Charlie's adventures – the ones only hinted at in canon. Warning: contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,630 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12209 - Favs: 5,478 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Intangibilities by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Alternate outakes and extra bits from A Tangible Dichotomy. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,573 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whipped Cream by KJmom reviews
A little whipped cream and a moment of weakness changes everything for Fred and Ron. This is SLASH, it is also WEASLEYCEST. If you aren't interested, just don't click, ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., Ron W. - Complete
May I Please Have This Dance? by CJ-GhostWriter reviews
Emmett helps a confused young man embrace his true self, he in turn helps Emmett embrace love again, but will love be enough to keep Paul's fears at bay? written for Naelany's birthday, A/H slash, M for leMon,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,846 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inevitable by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Originally written for the Snape Potter Fix It Fest. Severus loves Harry. How does anyone not know this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How It's Gotta Be by aspire2write reviews
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy contest O/S. Emmett and Bella are workin their daddy's ranch. Livin in the middle of nowhere, they think there's no chance of love. Such is life. Then one day Emmett helps some people broken down on the side of the road.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,157 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Summer Fling by misticbutterfly reviews
Who knew two weeks in paradise could change their lives. See how Bella and Edward live out their summer fling. AU, ALL HUMAN, OOC And some Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,932 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4540 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Scars by KJmom reviews
Lucius has watched Harry's abuse long enough. He has to step in to save the Boy Who Lived from his sadistic son. SLASH, ye have be warned... LM/HP HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,422 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Distant Dreamings by Shira Lansys reviews
Harry is sick of being the saviour of the wizarding world. In order to escape it, he retreats to Romania. Slash, CWHP. Don't like, don't read. Or, do read and send me a flame - it boosts my review count.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Brotherly Love by KJmom reviews
Ron and Charlie spend a summer together at The Burrow and discover each other. WeasleyCest, slightly depraved, slightly wrong, very hot. Slash Ron/Charlie, consider yourself warned...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,054 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Charlie W., Ron W. - Complete
Sober by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Edward has alienated his friends and neglected his family through his addiction to alcohol. One person still remains who can help him get his life back, but there is a good reason Jasper has hung around this long. AH Slash O/S NO BELLA ALLOWED contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Vocalizing by KJmom reviews
Severus is uncertain of why Harry wants him. Harry shows him one of the many reasons. In the same universe of A Professor's Confessions and Harry's Eyes. Snarry, *slash* you've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Burning of Lucius Demetrius Flavius by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Demetri's history and companion piece to "Red Eyes and the She Wolf," starting from his human life, his life with the Volturi, and leading up to the moment he meets his match in a she-wolf. *MATURE CONTENT*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,055 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Demetri, Leah - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by bsmog reviews
Tired of only being the Boy Who Lived, Harry disappears after the war, leaving only a mysterious letter behind. Five years later, Draco and his unlikely friends go on holiday and find magic where there is none and more on a mountain in Africa. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,651 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Accommodations by darklydraco reviews
COMPLETE! 10 years Post-War. A wandless Draco is attacked and severely injured. He struggles to cope and recover with his dignity intact after moving in with Potter. HP/DM slash. Warnings inside. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,988 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3307 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Bite of Darkness: Taste of Innocence Outtakes by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella's & other viewpoints from Taste of Innocence; the story of Smugward and his desire to taste the blood of an innocent; wherein he ends up biting off more than he can chew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,562 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lighter Than a Feather by SorceressCirce reviews
Lan Mandragoran is set apart by his singular fate as uncrowned king of a nation lost. He has long avoided love, claiming he will not dress a woman in widow's garb for a bridal gown - but what if that is not truly the reason he remains alone? SLASH
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Lan, Rand A. - Complete
The Horse and The Ditto by IcelandGirl812 reviews
Voyeurism and semi-beards. Not being drunk and sucky blind dates. Beating hearts and moonless nights. Love in the form of drabbles for Mich.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010
Blond Ponytail by Savannah-Vee reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E SLASH. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seeing Things by Beautiful Figment reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Replacement by Beautiful Figment reviews
Emmett is a closeted Calvin Klein model. Slashy bathroom times and food fights ensue after PA, Jasper, gets pulled in to join Emmett's photoshoot. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Show Me by Beautiful Figment reviews
A continuation of Louder Than Words. Edward returns from a week-long job conference and has come to an inportant conclusion in his relationship with Jasper. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He Threw a Snowball at my Head by Savannah-Vee reviews
He threw a snowball at my head... and we ended up in bed... A quick, FLUFFY - yep, you read right - one-shot written for the lovely Fardareismai's birthday! Link to her birthday blog is up on my profile page. Jasper/Edward SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Red Velvet by naelany reviews
It isn't often that anyone wants to meet the night-time radio host, but one fan is hoping for the grand tour. A birthday fic for ahizelm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Source Code Compatible by naelany reviews
Life has always been simple for Emmett, a series of ones and zeros that equals a happy existence. He's looking for only two things - a job to love and a man to adore. Is it possible that one will lead to the other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Red Eyes and the She Wolf by angel eyes1 uk reviews
FORBIDDEN LEMONS CONTEST WINNER - Vampires and wolves just shouldn't happen, but damn it he was slick. What can I say? I was a sucker for his accent and the way he spoke Italian. Leah neglects her pack duties to get it on with a vampire. Lemons/Angst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,689 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Leah, Demetri - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Golden Banana by Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Reckless Abandonment by atypicalsnowman reviews
SS/HP Slash Severus and Harry are alone and miserable before their friends the Weasley twins and a bottle of scotch come to their rescue. A case of mistaken identity, a terrible hangover, and happiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Show Me Yours by TwiBoy reviews
Edward and Jasper decide to spice up their sex life with a little online fun, but you never really know who's watching...A collab with Yogagal, this was our entry for the In The Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Impossible by EJ Santry reviews
For the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. Being in the mob isn't Edward's biggest secret. His secret is not allowed. It could cost him his life, and he is waiting at home. AH. Slash. EdwardxRiley
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
The City by artbeatsandlife reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Square Peg Round Hole by teacupsNmints reviews
Random thoughts from a lonely boy trying hard to "fit" in a world he feels he doesn't belong. This was one of two entries I submitted in the "In the Closet" contest. My second attempt at slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Quenched by stephk0525 reviews
Brand new job. Brand new city. So many changes in my life that leave me scared and confused. Then the most beautiful creature comes into my bar and I'm completely spellbound. Is she the one help me make sense of it all? Entry of the In the Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella - Complete
Feminine Intuition by TxBirdie reviews
Alice is knee deep in a dry spell and Bella's bf has been put on time out. When they're ditched by their friends and bored out of their gourds, they just might find something more fun to do. My entry for the In the Closet O/S Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Alice
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Arcana by solareclipses reviews
Pre-Twilight Volturi, canon AU. 2nd place femslash judges vote, In the Closet Contest. Together for centuries, Sulpicia longs for a deeper relationship with Didyme, the woman who also happens to be her mate's sibling...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sulpicia, Didyme - Complete
Learning To Surf And Other Valuable Lessons by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper only signed up for surf lessons. But when he met Edward Cullen, he discovered just how much he had to learn. AH Slash. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Surprises by WithDemonWings reviews
Follows "Bad Timing". Apparently Harry had some latent creature genes or something and he had gone into heat and well, he had no idea what Charlie was going to think of this news. Mpreg, vomiting and smut...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Intentions by coldplaywhore reviews
He's a writer moonlighting as a maintenance man. She struck out on her own and trouble finds her needing his help more than he would like. Toss in a 10year age difference, some serious UST and the best intentions can't keep them apart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost and Found by Touchstone67 reviews
A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Liquid Courage by naelany reviews
Edward's been in love with his straight friend Jasper for years. One night at a party, Jasper gets drunk; and a very drunk Jasper is a very loving Jasper - to everyone. After Edward tries to drink his worry away, what happens when they end up kissing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Collide by Robicorn reviews
Two lost souls trying to figure out where they belong, collide. What happens when Isabella wants out of the plain life she leads that Edward wants to be accepted into?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fortune Not Found by intheclosetcontest reviews
A workaholic husband. A lonely housewife. A new friend. Alcohol. Sex. And scissors in ways they never taught you in school.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
And Dance By the Light of the Moon by atypicalsnowman reviews
COMPLETE! A Snarry take on It's a Wonderful Life. For Severus life, is just one long chain, and Harry is the only bright spot in the darkness. Just when life threatens to strangle him, to destroy everything he cares for, help comes from an unlikely source
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78,078 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell Me True by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper Swan would do anything to help his sister Bella, even if it means making nice with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend, Edward Masen. What would Edward be willing to do? AH JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Two Tears in a Bucket by intheclosetcontest reviews
Bella is surprised to discover that the very thing she needs most can only be found in the exact place she was using to hide from it. Her best friend Gaymett only adds to the fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Emily - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,809 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Things That Go Hump In The Night by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
Entry for Slash Backslash 2.0. It's All Hallow's Eve, the night of the year when all kinds of creatures come out to play.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Outcasts by Spirare reviews
Sometimes love is bigger than growing up in the confines of small town life. See what life holds for Emmett and Edward with Bella at the reigns. AH/OOC My Entry for Slash/\Backslash 2.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Stag by stolenxsanity reviews
When Edward agreed to be his brother's best man, he did what any good brother would do - he took Emmett and his friends to a strip club for one last hurrah, despite not having any interest in women himself. Will Edward still get lucky? For Slash/Backslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Shooting Stars by Rosmarina reviews
*Winner Best Fluff Slash Backslash Contest 2.0* The meadow, a meteor shower, two men in love and the family they made. Edward makes a wish on a falling star and decides it's time to take what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Emmett
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anxious by Nisa Cullen reviews
What happens when an anxious Edward has a chance encounter in the campus library? My entry for the BACKSLASH 2.0 Contest. E/J, AH, AU, OOC, Slash. Warning - contains Male Slash Don't like, Don't Read, No problem. Not intended for those under 18.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gotta Have You by Risbeen reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY Setup on yet another blind date by his meddling parents, Edward can't wait for the night to end. That is until he runs into new waitress, Bella, and suddenly his night doesn't seem so bad. SECOND PLACE in the open vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Normal by faite-comme-moi reviews
ENTRY FOR THE PLOT BUNNY CONTEST. "Just because he didn't imprint back doesn't mean you'll never be together. You'll just have to convince him how lovable you are. How can Edward resist your magnetic charm?" AU/Slash. Humor,Angst and Romance all in one!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Of Bets and Purrs by Darkira reviews
Edward and Jasper, two most sought after tops at the club, are rivals. One night they make a bet and winner gets to top the loser. Edward has never bottomed and Jasper has had a bad experience in the past. Who wins and what? AH/AU/M/Possibly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
When Fantasy Becomes Reality by Touchstone67 reviews
On a detour home on his way home from Texas, S&S Perfectward stops in a little town in Utah where he gets the shock of his life, and the chance to live out a fantasy. Collab with Domward's Mistress featuring Landslide's Jasper. AH, slash, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,535 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Get the Party Started by ArcadianMaggie reviews
A smutty, fluffy birthday fic written for my fabulous beta, OnTheTurningAway. Edward wants a quiet celebration with his partner, but Jasper's planned a birthday surprise. AH Jasper/Edward, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Dead Battery by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
White Blaze to Lone Star by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Whole Latte Lovin' by naelany reviews
Jasper is studying to be an IT tech, and is working his way through college as a barista. He makes a mean cup of coffee, and has a flair for coffee art. But is his latte the only thing that keeps a certain customer coming back day after day?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Assumptions, Senses and Seductions by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper Whitlock has a knack for sizing up and seducing a man, but when he meets the Golden Boy Edward Cullen at his latest gig, how will his perceptions and judgments be challenged? For Slash Backslash 2.0.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
More by vampireisthenewblack reviews
For three years, it was just Edward and Carlisle. A few select moments carved out of that time. A series in 100 word chapters & a bit of self-indulgence. Canon, slash, E/C.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Fitting in and Standing Out by Darkira reviews
Being out and proud isn't always easy, especially for a teenaged boy who happens to crush on the blonde God in his new school. A blonde God who just happens to be painfully shy... For Slash Backslash 2.0. AU/AH/T/S&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Innocence Bound by rmhale reviews
Jasper's desire for his geeky lab partner comes to a head and he gets the shock of his life when he attempts to blow off steam. J/E smutty fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love Between Sexes by EFC reviews
Edward & Jasper were roommates in University. They both have new lives now, but a 3 day reunion will force them to examine the relationship they chose not to explore & left behind so many years ago. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,645 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ellipsis by BoydBlog reviews
*Entry for The Alternate-Shipper Challenge* Bella has obsessively crushed on Riley for six years - since she was fourteen. Will all her fantasies and dreams of being his come true? Episode flashback chapter/ Outtake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Riley - Complete
The Unanticipated Prey by JosieSwan reviews
In 1875, Jasper Whitlock is building a newborn army for Maria when he comes across Carlisle Cullen, a man who will challenge everything he thinks he knows. AU, Slash, M for sexual situations. Written for the Alternate Shipper Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hard as a Rock by chele681 reviews
A geology expedition yields a cache of life experience for college students Emmett and Jasper. Their most prized find? Eachother. AH SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Vanity by Lexical Item reviews
A previous partner of his had attributed Lucius' taste for blondes as a symptom of his own vanity and sense of self satisfaction. She had no comprehension of just how large an affliction true vanity was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Games by angel eyes1 uk reviews
WINNER OF THE WHAT ABOUT ALICE? CONTEST. James likes to play with his food. What happens when you can see death coming, but you can't do a thing to stop it? Contest One Shot. Rated M. Alice/James. Point of competition is to step slightly out canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Alice, James - Complete
The Diary Chronicles by ISnortSugar reviews
by Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jasper
The Geek, The Gube, and The Basement by TwiBoy reviews
Alice is hosting a Criminal Minds marathon, and Jasper's a little flustered when he learns that his crush will be attending. Awkward, slashy fun ensues. Written for Yogagal's birthday. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2010
I'm Sure by littlesecret84 reviews
My o/s for Cupid's Little Ficsters. Edward waits for Bella to show up at the movies every Wednesday and Sunday, just to stare at her for a few hours. What happens when these awkward kids finally speak a few days before the Valentine's Day dance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold Me, Crush Me, Love Me by Starlight257 reviews
Never let me go. Never take that warmth away. We must always be together, you and I. To be there for each other when all else fades away. Harry/Charlie. SLASH. Sexual content, rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Razor's Edge by TwiBoy reviews
Pain and torment leads Edward to do something drastic. OOC/AH Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Stalker Diaries by joayla reviews
This is me, Bella nearly thirty; mother of two and wife to a good man. My life is good! what more could one ask for. Oh yeah a date with the delectable Edward Cullen. How far will Bella go to catch a glimpse of Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Your Mercy Fall on Me by Robicorn reviews
What happens when bad girl Bella is forced to attend church when her newly saved mother forces her to go? What happens when the handsome Youth Pastor, Edward, catches Bella's eye? She puts into effect Operation Seduce Mr. Innocent. Will Edward fall from
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,890 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
After the Storm by tjbaby reviews
Vampire Edward affects Jasper's human life in such a way that he has to decide - life or love? An insight into a world of obsessive love and betrayal, where lines are crossed for friendship and honour; and madness is only one small step away. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,580 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fell in Love with the Drummer by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward is a guitar player. A real musician. He hates drummers. Nevertheless, at a battle of the bands competition he finds himself attracted to a certain blond drummer... E/J Slash. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Firefly Meadow by Darkira reviews
Edward falls for a man he shouldn't. - Some boy lovin' for my darling beta mycrookedsmile on her bday. Co-written with rmhale. AH/E&J/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Strapped by bananapancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Steam in Forty Five Degrees by vampireisthenewblack reviews
An exercise in clichés. Bella wants sex, Edward is a prude. Emmett and Jasper give him some brotherly advice. I suck at summaries. E/B. Warnings for smut and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bronze Prince by TwiBoy reviews
Where one would think he gave me death by taking away my humanity, I knew the exact opposite; that he gave me life. -- Vamps AU OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bulletproof by annanabanana reviews
When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Pretty, Pretty Criminal Minds by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The BAU travels to a small town in Washington State guess which! after several bodies, drained of blood, are found in the woods. Dr. Reid is entranced by a beautiful lady. Reid/Amandasper Very, very silly.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - S. Reid, Jasper - Complete
Tell Me What You See by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Perfect Equation by venomoxide reviews
From first glance, he saw perfection. At first touch, he knew it was over... This is a ReidxAdam pairing/Rated M/Slash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Adam J., S. Reid
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Seeing Things by TeamBoyLove reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. Entry for the NO BELLA ALLOWED contest. AH/AU/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Saved by Pendragon2 reviews
A disturbing vision and its tragic fulfillment drive Alice Brandon to Forks. Jasper Hale struggles with resisting human blood. What if it wasn't Edward and Bella? What if it were Alice and Jasper dealing with a human/vampire romance? T for language/themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,445 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009
The More Things Change by bmango reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But is he still welcome there? Collab with theladyingrey42 for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Little Grocery Store of Horrors by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward is spending his first winter break home from college working at the only grocery store in Forks. Can he keep his big mouth from getting him in trouble? "FML Contest" entry. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
Better Than Life by Vican reviews
Being cruelly dumped is never fun, and Bella needs a fresh start. She moves to Forks, determined to keep the boys at arm's length. But Edward can be stubborn... AU/AH, some OOC, rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 212,220 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Jasper's Musings by Cullen86ers reviews
What follows are the random musings of one Jasper Whitlock Hale. These are little snip-its of the random things Jasper may be thinking at any time. Rated M because a southern boy loves to cuss!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jasper
Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy reviews
Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sour by goldenmeadow reviews
Born and bred a man of salt, sea and coastline. My fleshly thirst long quenched, accustomed to ignoring my heart, his mystery calls me. His hungry look is unmistakable. It isn’t a dream. AU/M/SLASH *Part of the ADF Happy Valentine Day Emmett Challenge*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
The Bachelor Knight and Lady Luck by AnEdwardToRemember reviews
Based on 'The Bachelor and The Bobby-Soxer' 1947
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Undeniable Attraction by LixiLovesWhitlock reviews
Edward’s whole perspective changes after an impulsive kiss of his best friend. He’s not gay. So why does he keep picturing his best friend in compromising situations? JxE Slash AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,513 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Of Love and Silence by RobsLostSoul reviews
It has been 3 years since Carlisle changed Edward into a vampire. Edward is tormented by his new existence and sense of eternity, and Carlisle will do anything to bring him some piece of comfort in the world he brought him into.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Auto Erotic by SinShameGuilt reviews
Slashy one shot written for the Fandom Gives Back Auction - dedicated to the lovely and talented Frenchbeanz. We can all dream can't we?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Immortal Emancipation by Emilie Fauve reviews
In the early 1950's, just when things seem to be settling for the five Cullens, the unexpected entrance of a mysterious couple heralds a great change. The story of Jasper and Alice's arrival from Carlisle's perspective. In canon and character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Mergers & Acquisitions One Shot by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Entry for Slash/Backslash contest. Rated M, E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ember to Ember by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sequel to Volunteers, written for the livejournal community hdsbeltane. Main fic complete, DVD Requests complete. Final DVD Extra, February 10, added.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,399 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Coming Of Dawn by tidvis reviews
Oneshot. Jasper is depressed and Edward is about to get confused. Jasper/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Time Turns Elastic by Lawn Girl reviews
This is a sample o/s for the FMLContest. For more info on this contest please visit http://www DOT fanfiction DOT net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Consummation by Mizra reviews
Edward's perspective during the events of Breaking Dawn. From Isle Esme up to Bella's change. 95% Canon, 5% My Own Ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,029 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into the Open by avioleta reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shenanigans by alittlebitwarped reviews
The Emmett and Jasper Chronicals. When you live forever, what do you live for? Well Emmett and Jasper live for driving the rest of the Cullens nuts. Here is their story. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...but I do own horse, her name is Sprite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Love's Haze by mabarberella reviews
Edward tries to expand his strict boundaries concerning physical contact with Bella and is surprised to learn that there is a way to do so without giving completely into his animalistic desire for her. Mature scenes & language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,103 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Am Jasper's Inflamed Sense of Rejection by Corinne 22 reviews
O/S written for the Slash Backslash Contest. Does fate actually exist? Is there a reason for everything? Edward is in the middle of finding his true self. Does he find it with Jasper? Lots of slashy, detailed smut. Don't read if you don't like that stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Significance of Draco Malfoy by Sara's Girl reviews
Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Crushlicker by MySlashyFriend reviews
Jasper has a crush on his roommate. He wants to lick him. One-shot entry For the Love of Jasper Contest. AU/AH. Non-graphic, Slashper cuteness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Keeping Afloat A JasperBella Fic by Jasper-Alice.FAN reviews
Alice has left him. Edward has died. Leaving behind 2 broken souls, but how will Jasper and Bella cope? Not very well. Some Lemons - ALMOST finished - NO TIMEEEE! Fml.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella
The Book of Peter by ElleCC reviews
SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Boiling Point by Telrracs10 reviews
For the “When Love Was New” Contest: Years of an unknown fire growing. The water is heating up between two foolish friends that refuse to see what is right in front of them. But they better figure it out soon or else they’ll both meet their boiling point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Wild Horses by HRHLadyEsme reviews
Bella wants to get her eyes, and camera, on a herd of wild mustangs. What happens when the local cowboy has his eye on her? For the Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by the-glory-days reviews
After finalizing her divorce, Esme finds herself trying to drink her pain away at a hotel bar, and she finds herself being entranced and seduced by the young bartender. Written for the Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest. - WON SECOND PLACE -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Coyote Morning by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for is the one thing you can't see." Or: sometimes boys aren't too bright.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Emmett's a peach by Indy is awesome reviews
A series of random drabbles in the Twilight universe. Rated M for profanity, sex, inappropriate relationships, nudity, sex-related songs, violence, and death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
How Could You? by bellawhitlock51 reviews
When Edward and Alice are caught in the act, Bella and Jasper are heartbroken. Jasper turns to Tanya for comfort, leaving Bella as a third wheel. Will Jasper and Bella realize their true feelings before it's too late? Rating Changed! **On Hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Of Teeth and Bone by faite-comme-moi reviews
Jasper finds the ghosts of his past to be as fierce an opponent as the newborn army gathered before him. An entry for An Exploration of the Senses contest. Canon, One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
The Cop and the Addict by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper only wanted to endure his court-ordered drug counseling. He never expected to have anything in common with his counselor Charlie, let alone a connection that might be just what he needs. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest entry. AU/AH/OOC, J/Ch Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Charlie S. - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Suspenders by sparkly mannequin reviews
Edward and Bella are newly weds. Every Thursday night, Edward and the Cullen men gather for dinner and business. But when Edward wears Bella's favorite clothing accessory, will she be able to resist? And will Edward catch on to Bella's fetish? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,709 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreaming Of Friends by Saylyth reviews
And just thinking of the fact that Edward Cullen was between my legs pushed me over the edge. My best friend for years turned into a lover within minutes. I was his. All Human. Cute Lemon one-shot. Entry for Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes and Lemonade by avioleta reviews
Bella has always wanted Edward. Written for tby789 and LolaShoes' “Love Through Lemons" Contest. Can one night truly mean more? Clearly a Lemon : AH, ExB. Rated M for smut, language, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eyes Turned Skyward by utopia1101 reviews
Twilight re-imagined with a stronger Bella and healthier characters. Complete in 16 chapters. OOC, M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,180 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,596 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduction by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 535 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just the Two of Us by jessicias reviews
Bella and Alice go to college where Alice meets male modle Jasper Whitlock and Bella runs into hunky Med Sutdent Edward Masen. Romance insues but will everthing be as peachy as it seems? Rated M for lemons and smut!All Human! Cannon pairings!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Isle Esme by cullen818 reviews
My interpretation of what happened that first night on Isle Esme. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Contract by MarauderNextGen reviews
Lucius Malfoy offers the order a way to destroy Voldemort as long as they are willing to make one small sacrifice. But when Voldemort is gone is the sacrifice something they can live with? warn slash au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 76,125 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
8 Days a Week by LaTuaCantante86 reviews
Bella starts a new job at Edwards families restaurant and sparks ignite. See full summary inside. AU/AH, CANONS, slightly OOC, LEMONS GALORE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,943 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Isle Esme for Grownups by Annieone reviews
Edward and Bella consummate their marriage. For reals. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Dance in December by Minisinoo reviews
15 years after the last Triwizard Tournament, another is staged at Hogwarts, complete with Yule ball. All 4 former champions are invited and asked to bring a date. Harry and Cedric bring each other. semi-AU; Cedric's alive but much from canon H/Ced
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Bella's Birthday by rainyleaf reviews
Only monsters skulk in the dark. And I, Jasper Hale, am not a monster. This is the start of Jasper's POV during Bella's birthday disaster.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Jasper, Alice
The First Time in a Century by TheFoolontheHill301 reviews
Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen. The story of Jasper and Alice's travels to the Cullen house. It begins when they meet and will eventually get to current day - after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,001 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Alice
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Overthrown by AilingTrees reviews
“My way,” she repeats, as she smiles mischievously." Edward/Bella. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All Because of a Phone Call by Camryn-is-my-Heart reviews
When Bella refuses to call Renee and tell her she's getting married, what will Edward do to convince her? One shot, lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Missunderstood by To Do List- EDWARD CULLEN reviews
The townspeople of Forks walk in on Edward and Bella doing... stuff. M for innuendos, and possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
What happens behind closed doors by Usernames.Are.Silly reviews
Sexy Edward Contest. Alice decides to have a murder mystery party with a western theme. AV slightly OOC. Lemons ***BD SPOILERS****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MINE by xiomara209 reviews
AU: Bella Swan, a plain girl meets a gorgeous yet mysterious character Edward . Edward's on a journey to finding himself a companion. LEMON...DARK EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Lemon by Insanity's Partner reviews
Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Learning Curve by linnybug reviews
Bella's a college freshman who meets Edward the Sigma Pi, but he's not your average frat boy. All human...and lots o'lemons on the horizon for this one...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,932 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
A Changing Heart by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Trust by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Life, My Lover, My Soul by Haley Cullen reviews
BELLA POV: A week after their engagement, Jacob left, and a night alone. Edward and Bella are no longer able to wait until after the wedding. I suck at summaries, Warning: Lemons, Lemons, Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
First Impressions by clairxdexlune reviews
Jasper and Rosalie Hale live a simple life in Forks with Carlisle and Esme. Both of their lives are rocked, however, by the appearance of love in their lives. JasperBella, RosalieEmmett. Rated T for some romantic/sexual scenes and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Phoenix Rising by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward races through Phoenix to save Bella. Midnight Sun-like double shot. Parallels 'Hide and Seek' and 'Angel' in twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Coming Out Of The Closet by Bad Alice reviews
Jasper Hale has a secret...a hidden deep, dark secret...it's time his closet was opened, and his skeletons came out. Oneshot, rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Riddles by Calliopiea reviews
Draco fixates on a long-forgotten creature, tucked away in a corner at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Can't Say We Didn't Try by Just Silver reviews
What would life be without friends? A little less embarassing if you ask Justin. Justin likes Harry and Seamus and crew are determined to help him. Justin/Harry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Harry P.
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