Hallo Es gibt, Haustiere. I am Gwynplaine. I'm also somewhat surprised I'm alive. 23, and I've already got three kinds of arthritis, an auto-immune disease, and the sun is bad for me, making me violently ill, and I'll spare you the really parts. But it *does* mean I'm the crankiest vampire in the world, so there is that. So, I've come here to maybe do a bit of writing, see how it goes. Let the games begin.