Hi. I'm Taylor. I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to say here. I guess anything I want. But I'm a person who isn't very good at planning, or following orders for that matter! So this is my profile and I'm just going to roll with it and see how it ends up. Ok? Ok.

So here are some things that I stole from my best friend's profile because I read them last night at her house and LOVED them, and laughed so hard my stomach hurt (only for some of them, like the "funny ones") So i hope you enjoy them as much as i did! Ps. These aren't the funny ones, the funny ones are a little farther down so just keep scrollin', just keep scrollin', just keep scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy this onto your profile.

Now all the random stuff that EVERYONE reads. (Ciao Bella =)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (heh heh)

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. (so true!!)

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. =)

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. (they know me so well,)

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it. I know you did.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love love love Ciao Bella, copy and paste this onto your profile. =)

-Here's a little story/lesson-y thing that i love! It has the best message, and if your smart at all you'll get it. 'Cause they kind of say it like once. LOL

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If those inanimate objects now hate you more because you yelled at them, copy and paste this into your profile. (that damn keyboard!! haha hannah)

If you know that there's more to good random humor than just saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. (...but those are my funniest ones.)

Things to do on an Elevator~

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Hahhaaa funniest thing ever.

Fun things to do when your bored, or anytime I guess...

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (IT the freakin douche berry)

If you think that Twilight the book was INCREDIBLY BETTER than Twilight the movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think French, Italian, German, and Japanese are SOOO much cooler than Spanish, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz, Ciao Bello, Taylor Wimbley,

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK (Besides acting like me

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.

Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.

Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.

Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.

Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.

Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.

Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.

Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.

Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.

Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.

Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.

Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.

Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.

Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.

Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.

Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.

Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.

Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.

Ask ANYONE for their autograph.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." (i seriously do though. Ya you, reading this right now! I know what you did...)

Uhhh well that's all Ciao Bella had, so I guess that's all i got till i find someone else to copy...Poki Yoshi!! Hehehehe. I'm going to go check her profile out then update! Ok? Ok!