HELLO, PUNY MORTALS! Our names are Cat and Seas and we are Die Geisteskrankheit-Schwestern (The Insanity Sisters)!!!

Things we will mainly be posting:

Bleach fics-

Ichigo/Rukia

Renji/Orhime

Renji/Rukia

Renji/Senna

Rangiku/Gin

Momo/Toshiro

Crackfics

Paraodies

Fics in which we torture Ichigo

songfics

OTHER:

Cat will possibly post Fruits Basket fics!

We will probably do crossovers!

and random crackfics!

About the Insanity Sisters:

Cat Speaking: me and Seas are not really blood-related at all, nor have we met in person! But for over two years we've been talking online, and recently via phone. Together, they rp over phone, which basically turns into the fanfics that we shall be writing! Probably mostly Bleach since both insanity sisters go NUTS for Bleach. We love Ichigo... (okay no we don't) and we also love to Torture him. I, however, also have a Renji fetish, and if a Renji/Rukia/Ichigo threesome is posted, do not be surprised!

The Insanity Sister's seem to have two catch phrases. One is "You're an IDIOT!!!!" and the other is "German Cross-Dresser!" The former will be used in pretty much ALL of the fics, and the latter may appear in their authors notes, and more prominantly in one of their fics.

Side Effects of Long Exposure to The insanity Sisters:

Insanity

The need to blurt out "GERMAN CROSS-DRESSER!"

The urge to call everyone an idiot

constant laughter

mild headache

loss of social life

increased epicness

over-developed sense of randomness

Bleach in the brain

and above all: The Worship of Cat and Seas!

Summaries of Our In-process Stories:

German Cross-Dresser

This is a Bleach/Fruits Bakset crossover, though mostly focussing on Bleach. It's an Ichi/Ruki that starts with a comical, pointless argument and turns into a sexy smutfic, that also includes drama later on (If Seas ever calls me again and we get to that point! RAWR!) and lots of hilarious misfortune befalling poor Ichigo. Side pairing of Renji/Orihime... we may need to focus on that later... because I like Renji... OKAYY MOVING ON, we've got cross-dressers, bunnies, broken glass, perviness and gender confusion. I'm sure those of you who love crack-tastic, messed-up dramedies, you'll have a ball!

The Twelve Days of Bleachness

We made twelve days of Christmas with a Bleachy twist! with each of the days, we have a little blurb in which the characters get to scream at us for torturing us. "I'VE ALREADY DONE TWO EVIL HOLLOWS!!! THIS IS LIKE A MILLION!!!" Aww, by daytwelve, poor Ichi wasn't too happy with us.

Cat's Pairings (many similar to Seas!):

CAT/RENJI!!! (I told you I had a Renji fetish! I sometimes walk around my house yelling "ROAR, ZABIMARU when I get bored!!!!)

Renji/Rukia (I Ship this one over IchiRuki. Sorry! It's just... cuterr!)

Momo/Toshiro (Aww)

Renji/Senna (you'll see)

Ichigo/Senna

ICHIGO/BYAKUYA! (hehehe I love it)

Gin/Rangiku (Its just that aweosme)

Jace/Alec (FUCKYEAH!)

Alec/Magnus (Of course! It's a requirement! Homophobes GTFO! Even though this isnt the first slash pairing I posted...)

Simon/Maia (Not nearly enough ficsss!)

Ichigo/Torture (Nott a real pairing. I just like torturing him. So does my lovely more-epic-than-me-sister-and-cowriter-named-Seas!)

Luke/Jocelyn (Meh, sure they're old, but I don't caree! They're perfect together!^_^

Quiz time - Bleach

1. Aizen

2. Rukia

3. Chad

4. Urahara

5. Yorurichi

6. Orihime

7. Ichigo

8. Momo

9. Toushiro

10. Byakuya

11. Ganju

12. Renji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Uhm nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hmm... I think he's pretty cute. Not Renji-esque...

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm... Renji and Momo... Uhh... I dunno. Not impossible, but I kinda don't think he'd go for her.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yups

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, not really...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Toushiro and Yorurichi or Byakuya????? uh... I hate Byakuya so .. eeewww... gonna have to say Yorurichi

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ichigo walks in on Renji and Rukia? (Ooo! RenRuki! yayy!) Uh... He'd be pretty pissed...

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Byakuya was not a fan of the Rioka. But this one, the silent one, seemed different. And he was the one exception. The one he let in. YAOI.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Aizen/Momo? Maybe.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Renji/Ichigo - Losing Her (a summary would be if Rukia died or something and they somehow stopped hating eachother?)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

probably not

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

no

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Rukia/Urahara/Yorurichi? uhh...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

umm... no idea.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

ohh... uhh...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Aizen/Orihime/Renji? WARNING: POINTLESS, IMPOSSIBLE CRACK PAIRING!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

oh wow Byakuya on Rukia? ummm... "You know.. we're not really BLOOD related..."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

ummm???? no idea!

20) How emo is Seven?

Ichigo really isn't that much of an emo, love.

There ya have itt!

Drive safe and have a lovely day! (Seas, feel free to invade!)

Hey all you people with zero social life! We invite you to join us in the worship of majorly hot guys and insanity so great and overpowering I can feel tremors shoving my brain against a wall. That and also I am frustrated sometimes and well...hehe I like to do a Percy! To all those unknowing the darling marvelous martian babe Cat did everything above! Still HIYA my name is Seas...well no it's not but I'm sick of my real name so from now on I'm Seas (stands for Seas of Sorrow but please call me Seas! (Breif invasion by Cat! Muahahaha! Hello! anyway, I also know her real name but I shalt not say it here. BEGONE STALKERS! SHE'S MINE! okay, back to Seas now!

I Worship said pairings

Percy/Carly (you'll find out someday lolz it's our first phone rp EVER! "Oh My Gods I Love You!")

Percy/Annabeth (for obvious reasons)

Ichigo/Rukia (~facepalm~ if you dont know then what in the goody goodness are you doing here?! GO OUT AND WATCH BLEACH YOU LOCOS!)

Rukia/Renji (very cute but I'm more Ichi/Ruki)

Ichigo/Renji (what can I say Cat and I get bored and look up smutty hot slashes to turn our brains to mush!)

Nico Di FUCKING Angelo/Allene (you'll find out lolz also OMGILY!)

Abigail/Darren (again YOU'LL FIND OUT!!!)

Becky/Toshiro (another Insanity Sis who is the epitome of epic with my dear Cat right there with her lmao!!!) (Cat invading again! Becky and Seas are a lot more epic than I am!!!!)

Cat/Renji (you can have anyone you want sis cuz it's our fanfics YAY!) (Cat again. Awwww thanksya! MY SEXY SOUL REAPER! BACK OFF HATAHS!)

Nico/Seas (we share him and he's OURS but you'll learn to love him LMAO!) (Cat invading: You take Nico, sis. I'm over himm)

Jace/Clary (well what do ya think...it explains itself and BTW they aren't sibs but I LOVE INCEST! yes I am the weirdo creeper but YES!) (Cat, btw. I don't ship it. I be a Jace haterrr but I'll write it when Seas tells me to 'cause I wuv her.)

Simon/Isabelle (very cute and hot in smuts :3)

Simon/Maia (how is it no fics have been written for them? :O Cat you thinking what I'm thinking?) (We must! We Must!)

Alec/Magnus (Cat and I WORSHIP slash HOTTEST smuts EVER!)

Current Stories as Works in Progress

"Twelve Days of Bleachness" (It's a parody songfic for twelve days of christmas obviously written by our evil catastrophic minds! BEWARE! I do improvised narration! MWUAHAHA)

"German Cross Dresser!!!!" (Lolz Ichigo/Rukia crackfic with mucho romance SEX and well alot of sweetness and don't worry I already have a plot that Imma bury in eventually!)

"Oh My Gods I Love You" (we are wondering if it should be a fanfic so it's a big MAYBE but if we do...guaranteed to LOVE IT!)

And from what I can tell a whole stream of cultivated songfics for the eyes to behold and wonder what the hell is wrong with us!

Just wait and see!!! BE PATIENT YOUNG GRASS HOPPERS THE BEST IS YET TO COOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!! ((Good things come to those who do the wave!))

With all my looooooooooove :3

Seas (And Seas's loving invader!)