Hey, I'm Zinichi Uzumaki, feel free to read my fan fics until you drop, it might take a while to get myself started though, sorry. Anyways, as you can tell by my last name, I'm obsessed with Naruto Uzumaki. He's such an awsome knucklelhead! Dont miss my opening comentaries! And if you do youre a meanie...meanie -_-...ZZZ Anyways, read my stories please, and if you dont...FEAR ME! (raises plastic butter knife and desperately tries to destroy a picture of Neji Hyuga and Sasuke Uchiha...it's not working...) Myah han han han han! whoops, my deadly goose laugh got loose! (say that ten times fast...)

About me:

I LOVE PUCCA!!!

Hobbies-reading manga (lets face it, who cannot resist its temptations)

Affinity-Fire

Tribe-Ram

Starsign-Aeries

Chinese year-Ram

Favorite color-mmm between green and black

Favorite mangas/animes-Punch!, Inubaka, Inuyasha, Ranma1/2, Rave Master, Sailor Moon (call me old fashioned), Absolute Boyfriend, DNAngel, Yami no matsuei, etc (only because i cant think of others right now)

Friends:

Saphira112-(fanfic user) She loves Yami no Matsuei, is my best friend, but ultimately, SHE IS WITH ME IN THE CAUSE TO KILL RELENA PEACECRAFT!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!

Drakara-(fanfic user) She is a LOTR freak, and LOVES Legolas, but who could blame her? He had me at the ears...I'M A SUCKER FOR ELF EARS OK?!

Ed-She is a Peep freak, a hippie freak, a Yaoi freak...really a freak altogether, but that's why we love her.

Dead Boy-His ecstatic opinion on life just makes you want to...clobber him...

Pear Boy-If you give him a small black piece of paper, he can put it under his nose and impersonate Hitler...nuff said...

Eternity-Sweet, honest, awsome drawer, the perfect friend.

Algiz-Makes for healthy arguments (He pitties and loves Neji Hyuga, but I on the other hand would love to KILL HIM!)

Duchess-he he he, she's so cute and smart i could just hug her!!!

DOOM!-Her name is self explanitory...

STUFF FOR U TO COPY...NOW!:

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, please copy and paste this into your profile

Tongue Twisters-

Yami No Matsuei:

- Hisoka sinks ships silently.

- Tsuzuki sells slimy seeping slushy sunken supper to unsuspecting spectators.

- Watari wants wildly to win a woman weekly.

- Tatsumi’s temper tempts tyrants to terminate tubas.

- Hijiri hates harems hogging his host club hearth hangers.

Inuyasha:

- Sesshomeru sings swiftly and silently to sirens seeking someone sexy.

- Kagome kills cackling kooky cringing crazy common kooks.

- Koga kicks creepy clunky crappy cobblers cooking cake.

Kingdom Hearts:

- Riku rocks socks of raving rampaging girls.

- Sora seems so sad since someone silently snatched his sandwitch.

Rave Master:

- Haru’s happiness happens however hot it happens to be.

- Musica makes mad monks mingle mindlessly.

- Ellie “EEP”s at eerie easter evenings where evil Peeps eat eachother. (who could blame them? They’re so good!)

- Plu prays his cute puns protect him from being plowed.

- Griff grabs green gnomes thinking they were giggling girls.