Hi! I’m Maxwell Pink, pseudo-author supreme (and apparently the color of a Gaiam tote bag). I have an overactive imagination, a harem of uncooperative muses, and suffer from ADD. Yay me!

While I like to game, my system of choice is the (3)DS. So it goes without saying that this douche is not me. Gods I hate posers!

"Maxwell Pink Tells Stories" is where I archive the works inspired by my muses, collectively known as “The Bishi Harem” (which explains the URL). This is probably the fourth home they’ve had since I began publishing on the internet back in 1997. I had briefly entertained the idea of housing them here, on ff.net, until the big ban on adult content occurred. Oh, look, here's my original profile. Yeah, it's been way too long!

My works are a labor of love. A long, painkiller-free, “get-the-fuck-out-now!!!!” kind of labor. Therefore, I’d really, really appreciate it if you leave them were you found them.

Thanks, and enjoy!

Max

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