When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends.
Our friendship has kept on growing
And I'll be here for you to the end.

You listen when I have a problem
And help dry the tears from my face.
You take away my sorrow
And put happiness in its place.

We can't forget the fun we've had
Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.
Talking of things only we find funny
People think we're insane-If they only knew!

I guess this is my way of saying thanks
For catching me when I fall.
Thanks once again for being such a good friend
And being here with me through it all.

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Before Marriage - - -

Boy: "Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait."

Girl: "Do you want me to leave?"

Boy: "NO! Don't even think about it."

Girl: "Do you love me?"

Boy: "Of course! Over and over!"

Girl: "Have you ever cheated on me?"

Boy: "NO! Why are you even asking?"

Girl: "Will you kiss me?"

Boy: "Every chance I get!"

Girl: "Will you hit me?"

Boy: "Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!"

Girl: "Can I trust you?"

Boy: "Yes."

Girl: "Darling!"

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

Very sad story...

A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road
Girl:"Slow down. Im scared."
Guy:"No, this is fun."
Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me."

Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't.