There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

Based on the movie You've Got Mail. Lily receives a rather odd letter, which leads to a correspondence, a friendship, and an unexpected case of butterflies in her stomach. If she only knew that the person responsible for those charming little notes was her real-life arch nemesis James Potter, she might rethink this whole anonymous flirtation! L/J and all the Marauders, of course.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!

When Carter Kane left on a simple retrieval mission, he didn't expect it to go horribly wrong. Nor did he expect to meet a son of Poseidon and learn about a whole other world of monsters and gods he never knew existed. What he DOES know, is that someone's trying to destroy the world. Again. And it's up to him, Sadie, and his new friends to stop it. Just another day for the Kanes.

The Odinsons' encounter with Hela goes awry when she doesn't arrive in time to stop a fight from breaking out between them. Now, with Hela trapped on Midgard, Thor must rely on help from old friends and new ones if he wants to defeat her before she can find a way off the planet. There's just one problem: will any of them be able to trust Loki? And more importantly... should they?

What do texts between Wally and Dick look like? Set loosely around Season 1. This story surpassed crazy in Chapter 11 - Funny, No slash, Rated T for safety. Warning: Bad formatting in early chapters; was just starting out on this website at the time so didn't know how to do it.

Hermione has an odd family. Maybe it shouldn't be a surprise that her birthday presents are a bit more unusual than others - or who else gets a new relative each year? Prequel to "Confession time" and "Family Oddness".

Be careful what you wish for. Missing Percy, his friends are granted a wish by a god to learn of his adventures. But will this wish be what they wanted? Or will they regret ever entertaining the idea it of. This is an overused 'characters read the books' fanfic, so bring your book if you have time to waste! PercyxAnnabeth, JasonxPiper, TravisxKatie.

Antonio and Lovi are getting married! Of course, this is Pleasantville, so things aren't going to go smoothly at all. What would be the fun in that? Gen!flip AU. Part of the Pleasantville Series.

There were a number of times where Barry Allen had to switch into the alter ego he used in high school, Sebastian Smythe. This is a collection of the numerous times he had to do so.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

What happens after Stoick disowns Hiccup? They get transported to a mysterious room, duh! Join the vikings of Berk as they watch How To Train Your Dragon and learn more about Berk's most hated viking.

This is a Divergent characters read Divergent story. It is in Four's POV. I will try my best to update as often as possible. The pairings are: Will/Christina, Fourtris, Uriah/Marlene, and Zeke/Shauna. Lynn is also there, but she probably won't be having a girlfriend.

"One minute Dick was enjoying a nice, calming bath, and the next thing he knew he was standing butt-naked in front of his former team, who were looking varying degrees of shocked, horrified and…disturbingly pleased." - The Bat Family get hit by a spell that sends them careening backwards and forwards in time, to the most random locations, at the most inconvenient moments.

Jason is alone at the manor when baby Damian first arrives. Now, with Bruce off on a business trip, and Alfred visiting family, he and Dick must ban together to babysit their new little brother. Baby!Damian AU.

Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.

Roxanne Weasley, daughter of George Weasley, thought that all she had to worry about once she turned eleven was avoiding her brother Fred's pranks, working up the courage to occasionally talk to someone outside the family, and learning magic. But when she doesn't receive her Hogwarts letter, Roxanne has a lot more to deal with. Squib law states, she has to go to Muggle school!

"Tell me, Coulson," Fury said slowly. "Is there any way – any way at all – that Hawkeye is able to kill this man in Avignon and then turn up in Brazil right now?" Or: Five times Fury chased a ghost and one time he encountered him. Mostly Avengers, a bit "Sherlock". Accompanying fic to all fics about Hermione's Hogwarts years.

Following the fulfillment of the Great Prophecy, the Fates decide that the Olympians' stubbornness is going to be the end of everything, and there won't always be a demigod around to help. So they force some quality family bonding time in the hopes that things might change. Percy just wants to know why it's always him. Time travel. If you don't like Luke, this may not be for you.

"Wait, stop!" Tony exclaimed in disbelief. "I'm birdbrain's brother? Why wasn't I warned about that?" Tony finds out he has more siblings than he remembers. Accompanying piece to 'Confession Time'. Mostly based on Avengers movie.

"You want me to do what now?" Barry asked. "We need someone to go undercover," Singh explained, "Someone to pose as a high school student, to get more information about the supplier." Barry snorted. "Very funny, sir," he said, "You had me going for a second there."

What happens when Harry and the gang discover first the muggle books, then the movies, and finally fanfiction? Hilarity and drama of course Rated T for possible future language use

How did Mummy's sons react when Mummy told them she would remarry? Prequel to 'Confession Time', 'Birthday Presents' and 'Family Oddness'. Sherlock-based.

Ludwig just wanted to eat his breakfast in peace, but then he was interrupted by his panicking older brother and brought to the seaside to meet a rather irritated, finny girl... Gen!flip Mermaid AU.

When Harry accused Hermione that she followed Dumbledore's rule about not writing him, he had no idea that Hermione tried - she just hadn't counted her brothers and their tendency to go 'Missing In Action' or stumble in her life unannounced into the equation while doing so. Prequel to "Confession Time", Crossover also with Marvel's Avengers and 'Sherlock' series.

"Not only will this class be reading it, but all of my classes will be reading it." Umbridge said, her girly voice laced with vindictive excitement. "And I've delivered copies to each of the professors and the headmaster. I believe these books will clear things up very soon." Rated T for language.

Mysterious forces lock the New Directions in their choir room during a meeting in which they hash out their knowledge of team mate John Thomas AKA Ted Lupin . The only way out is to read a story, left by unexplained means...a story titled Unexpected Journey. *Inspired by Sirius-Goes-Rawr99*

"As he stepped out of the zeta into the cave, Dick looked around at the multitude of eyes boring holes in his head and winced. The Batcave was more than crowded enough." Follows the path of the show and the adventures of the various Birds and Bats that make up the Family.

*COMPLETE* A blossoming internet (Tumblr) friendship soon develops into something more. Nalu. AU. Slice of life. *COMPLETE*

Hermione has something to confess. She is not an only child - regretfully. She often wished she was because having family can be very hard... especially if you forget to tell your boyfriend about your siblings and a family dinner is on the way. Just a touch of 'Sherlock' - knowledge of the show is not actually needed. After canon HP books.

Peter Parker believes that life might go back to how it normally is - swinging about rooftops and handing in Maths homework; Michelle Jones hopes that life will go back to how it used to be - before she had a major crush on Peter Parker. But life is not nearly so simple. Spideychelle, COMPLETE - Part 2 of 'The Spider Chronicles' series.

Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from, but when dreams are invaded, prophecies are conjured and revelations arise, they discover the line between demigod and wizard is blurring. Something dark is coming, and Percy and Harry must unite with their new peers before it's too late.

Wherein the girls in Damian's class start shipping Dick and Jason, and Bruce regrets encouraging Damian to make friends when the manor is invaded by a hoard of pre-teen girls.

This is the story of Draco Malfoy's first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It is a companion piece to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. It fits seamlessly into the canonical world of Harry Potter. This complete book fills in the holes, fleshes out events, and shows how a new perspective can make events simultaneously identical yet wholly different.

One Shot: the team gets hit with a very odd spell, and until the six of them are back at the cave, only the couples seem affected. How can Batman stop Robin's rambling on how much he loves him? Crack and fluff

James Potter. Charming and Charismatic. Lily Evans. Brainy and Beautiful. The Stag and the Doe. The odds are against them but isn't it funny how opposites attract. The full story of how Lily and James came to be, following them through the end of their sixth year and life up until their untimely deaths. COMPLETED

"Yuuri ! I'm home!" Silence. Victor blinked, before his blood grew cold. There pinned to the wall was piece of Yuuri's favorite jacket held in place by a knife. The gleam of moonlight reflected off the golden ring, Yuuri's engagement ring tied to the end of the fabric. Cut into the wall, letters jagged and crooked, a note: 'We have your fiancée, Agent King.' (Spy!AU)

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

Everyone has secrets, even Fleur Delacour, despite her seemingly perfect appearance. However, when she spills them to a stranger, it becomes a major problem. Especially when that stranger turns out to be her boss, William Weasley. Based on Kinsella's Book

Delphini has no idea of who she's about to become. At Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her story will be changed forever. In a tale of love and compassion, she will discover all she can be- both good and evil. Which destiny will she fulfill? And will she be able to face against the most powerful witch in America? Or will she die trying?

"He's sitting in the Great Hall, and Dumbledore is making really weird sounds — what the hell is "oh hon hon hon" anyway? — and Harry realises yet again that something is very wrong." - Wherein the nations end up in the bodies of the Hogwart's professors, and all hell breaks loose.

Third year begins for our three Hufflepuff's what will unfold with the escaped prisoner, the horrible dementor's not to mention Nico still dealing with Tartarus, Kat with her family and what about the timeturner Lou has?

Sirius Black didn't die when he fell through the Veil, instead he is given a second chance, waking up as his twenty-one year old self, a week before Halloween 1981. Armed with knowledge of the future, Sirius fights to ensure the burden of prophecy doesn't fall on Harry's shoulders... But can he survive the war and keep his friends alive? Completed!

When experimenting with time travel, it's really not a good idea to be distracted by the songs playing in the radio. Especially when you use to sing them. Yeah, he really needs to work on his aim. A one-shot of when Barry travelled back in time to his old high school days at Dalton Acadamy when he was Sebastian Smythe... And met himself. Rated T for mild language.

Second year begins for Nico Di Angelo and this year will be just as unusual as last year with Nico slowly regaining his memories and the Chamber of secrets open. Sequel to Secrets: Year one

Nico Di Angelo has never been normal, but a wizard? don't be absurd! Join Nico as he discovers the life he had forgotten in a world of wizards and witches With the help of his friends Will Solace and Kat Williams as they investigate the strange things happening at Hogwarts. Slowbuild Solangelo. Originally by BetterNameToCome, we wrote all this together, but i will now be posting it

It turns out no one in this fucking country knew anything about ice skating. OR Yuri Plisetsky thought his classmates were idiots. This was nothing new. OR Jun-Ho knew 3 things about his classmate, Yuri Plisetsky: 1) he looked like perfection 2) he was fucking terrifying 3) he was somehow passing the class with flying colors by barely paying attention and that was just not fair.

It was a lazy afternoon in Gotham when Dick Grayson picked up his phone to text his brothers. It was such a harmless act, what could possibly go wrong? Apparently...a lot. One Shot - No slash! Rated T for implied language

It's Christmas time, and Damian is on a mission - to stop this 'Santa' fellow from molesting his older brother.

John knew three things. 1) If it exists, it's on the internet. 2) apparently, there was a difference between Yuri/Yuuri/Yūri. 3) Victor took the Katsuki last name somewhere along the way. Look, was it too much to ask for a video of his Japanese teacher's figure skating performance? Sequel to A Different Class

The introductory Spanish class knew three things about the Japanese 101 class next door: 1) their teacher was super cute 2) the class frequently screamed WHAT all semester long 3) there were these outrageous rumors about Yuuri Katsuki, their teacher (retire pro athlete, pole dancer, married to a king, who came up who came up with this stuff?) … What do you mean it's all true?

Yuuri Katsuki's students knew three things about their teacher's husband: 1) he looked like a king. 2) he clearly loved Katsuki-sensei. 3) he was damn lucky to have their teacher for a husband. "I feel like I'm in a Disney movie."

Taking an aging potion was Fred and George Weasley's backup plan for getting past Dumbledore's age line in GoF. Their initial idea, though... Well, finding themselves 18 years in the past was not part of the plan. Marauders era. No bashing.

Yuuri Katsuki's students knew three things about their new teacher: 1) he was adorable 2) he was extremely passionate about teaching them 3) based off the lovesick expression he often wore, his wife was a lucky woman.

Lima, Ohio, is, at first glance, the most boring town in existence. But all is not as it seems in Lima, and several teens are key in uncovering the mystery of what is going on with their town, and themselves. They each hold pieces of the puzzle, but can they stand each other long enough to figure out the secrets of the town?

How Percy, a wizard, and Audrey, a Muggle, met, became friends, fell in love, and what came after.

When the demigods take trip to London, they think it's a normal vacation-until they meet a lost, crying little boy named Teddy Lupin. When they see Teddy's powers, they mistake him for a child of Aphrodite, and take him to camp. Slowly, the magical world begins to unfold, and soon, the demigods and wizards must unite to heal a war-torn rift, and more importantly, save their friends

The seven Nico, Thalia and Calypso all get letters to go to Hogwarts after a normal friendly battle outside the camp borders. It's about 5 months after the war against Gaia and after a quick brushing up in magic and a quick de-aging they get sent to the Weasley's to get used to the wizarding community before the leave for Hogwarts. (set in Harry's fourth year)

Redo of my popular story. The Order of the Phoenix is sent a certain series which depict our heroes exploits. Reads like mysecretthought's 'Under a Watchful Eye' in which the characters respond to the books as they read without the actual book quotes being stated. Helps to have a copy or just be extremely familiar with the stories.

"Grayson often takes a paternal (maternal?) role in regards to me — residual feelings from his time as my guardian, or a sense of responsibility/affection towards his lover's child?" - Wherein Damian secretly ships various members of the Batfamily, and keeps his little fanboy thoughts hidden away in a diary. And then the Batfam find that diary. Oh dear.

Matthew Williams is accidentally texted by a wrong number one evening by an obvious trouble maker at a boarding school miles away. Friendship ensues, possibly something more. PruCan, SpaMano, UsUk, GerIta, DenNor, BelLiech, RoBul, HongIce, SuFin. Hints of: AusHun, PruHun, PruAus, NedCan, possibly others. Hospital, boarding school AU. Human AU.

Essentially the Harry Potter series told from various third-person PoVs. Book One. Chapter-by-chapter. One-shots. Canon af.

Rose says that I am an oblivious moron, but would an oblivious moron have such a deep and sensitive diary? I don't think so. No one knows how I suffer in this ridiculous family. Written for SIYE's The Burrow Secret Challenge 2016, and inspired by Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole.

Hello! My name is Hermione Granger, and up until recently, I thought I was just an average girl. But then I got the letter from Hogwarts...

A series of random moments in the Percy Jackson series: some are found in the books, some I wrote myself. There WILL be moments from "The Hidden Oracle", so watch out for MINOR spoilers! This is a series of blurbs, so each chapter will be no more than 200 words. Please give it a try, as each chapter will be short and easy to read. Give me an idea for a chapter and I will write it!

Ilvermorny and Hogwarts Schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry have orbited around each other for centuries, educating some of the greatest minds, but not quite meeting with one another. However, an unlikely event causes the two schools to converge in an extraordinary fashion. Find out what happens to the Wizarding World in A Tale of Two Wizards!

Harry is at The Burrow with all of the Weasleys, Hermione, Fleur, Tonks and Remus. Arthur brings a mysterious device into the kitchen that he discovered in the attic. What it is? No one knows. No one has ever seen such a Dark object. Being curious, Ron touched the device and every single person in the room was swept away into a blinding white light. Spinning, spinning spinning….

In an alternate universe where Harry Potter is dead and Neville Longbottom was the Boy Who Lived, they are still struggling to defeat Voldemort once and for all. The Order of the Phoenix decided to summon a force which could end the Dark Lord and ended up summoning three teenagers who just may be able to save the world... Again. I don't own Harry Potter

Seven years after season two the original team time travel and end up in Barbara Gordon's house.

In which the Marauders and Lily read the books with a really weird narrator insisting on certain bizarre ideas even though the neither the Marauders nor Lily can hear her.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'

A simple choice sends the two of them plunging through time, causing a rupture and new consequences as well as possibilities. They must make their way while pushing through the past as well as learning to defeat the dark wizard that is rising. Harry must use what he knows to combine forces with the people he loves most to find a way back.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Children from the future come to the past. They all get to see some moments from the future.

Damian's graduating from high school, and the Bat Family wouldn't miss it for the world.

What happens when a magical computing device gets transported from the future, and the marauders (plus Lily) discover interesting stories about them and people they know? And what happens when they attempt to write so-called Fanfiction themselves?

What happens when mortals, demigods, and even gods meet some special demigods? Will mainly focus on demigods such as, ex. Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace, etc.

It's 1977 and Lily Evans has just watched the last of the First Years get sorted. She's worrying about the upcoming war, and she's not the only one. It's the perfect time for an unexpected visitor: Luna Lovegood. [Moonbeams and Lightning Part 1]

AU. Lovino Vargas is a clumsy yet skilled hit-man. Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, the "Conquistador", is a ruthless & dangerous capo. When a hit goes wrong, Lovino finds himself rooming with the now amnesiac capo who believes he is only a part-time maid. While a scramble for power begins between mafia families, Lovino finds himself scrambling for his feelings? Spamano & others.

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Arthur takes his new husband, Francis, and twin sons, Alfred and Matthew, to meet his brothers, Allistor, Rhys and Patrick but he's not happy about it because whenever the Kirkland Clan get together ... British Isle Brothers. Rated T for potty mouth, courtesy of England and Scotland! Linked to Hetalia Tales 6: Hansel and Gretel AKA Alfred and Matthew

Linked to Hetalia Tales 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. The Keepers of the Tales, Kiku and Hercules, are working to make sure the Tales go just how they should. From Sleeping Beauty to Tangled, they work to bring about the Happily Ever Afters!

By Olympus tradition, Prince Percy is sent off to a school to learn the ways of becoming the next ruler of his kingdom. No, he doesn't have a crush on Princess Annabeth. Not really. Stop that. He just thinks she's really pretty. And she thinks he's more than annoying, anyway. Royalty AU. Percabeth.

Look at that title. Someone's honeymoon is about to get interrupted. By a group of time travelling family members at an inconvenient time.

Quotes for PJO. Sad. Funny. Romantic. And Memorable.

What happens when overprotective Harry learns that his fifteen-year-old daughter wants to bring a boy home over Christmas holidays? Read and find out.

6 years after James Potter ruined Victoire and Teddy's wedding he is at the wedding of another of his cousins. Of course it wouldn't be a Weasley Wedding without a bit of drama, would it? James somehow manages to send himself and his cousins back to 1978!

Be careful what you wish for. Missing Percy, his friends are granted a wish by a god to learn of his adventures. But will this wish be what they wanted? Or will they regret ever entertaining the idea it of. This is an overused 'characters read the books' fanfic, so bring your book if you have time to waste! PercyxAnnabeth, JasonxPiper, TravisxKatie.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Idea by AriaYuuki! From the loss of Alfred to finding his soul-mate, Matthew's diary is an open book! Summary sucks!

Six years before Hetalia Tales 3:Cinderella. Elizaveta of the Héderváry Tribe flies past a window, hears someone playing the piano and stops to listen. How Hungarian Fae, Elizaveta and future Grand Duke, Roderich met!

The Justice League now know that Batman is Bruce Wayne — however, up until now, they had no idea about 'Brucie's' reputation.

What started as a prank text to a stranger soon turns into something more. NaLu. Gajevy. AU. COMPLETE.

Linked to Hetalia Tales 1 & 2! The day has finally arrived! The Italian Princes Feliciano and Lovino are getting married. At long last!

"You slit his throat?" Wally cut in, looking terrified, "And you beat him up with a crowbar?" "Are you sure you're the good guys?" Artemis said flatly. "Hey, no harm done," Todd waved his hand dismissively, "Just a little sibling rivalry. Timmy's the middle child so he gets picked on most. It's not like what I did was so bad compared to some people I could mention.

The Wizarding World has hidden within themselves for so long that when they are finally forced to look to the outside world, what they find may just shock them. Perhaps their secret isn't so secret anymore.

Prequel to Hetalia Tales 1,2,3,4&5. Something's happening in Holzstadt and when King Wolfgang receives a letter reporting the strange goings on, he asks the Three Fae, Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir, along with dragon-shifter, Aleksander, to investigate. But the threat maybe worse than they first realised. FACE Family, DenNor, SuFin and RoBul. Rated T for Arthur's mouth! Chapter 9 redo

Takes place during my story Hetalia Tales 1 : Sleeping Beauty. King Romulus had one son kidnapped and is forced to send the other into hiding until his sixteen birthday. He awaits the day when his first-born son is found and his second son is brought back to him. Sleeping Beauty from Romulus's perspective!

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Tuesday is the day when Damian is expected to look after the children while his wife, Mar'i, is at work. And he will do so, time travel mishap or no time travel mishap.

Natasha, a girl with long, magic hair has lived all her life in a tower, watching lights floating in the sky every year on her birthday and vows one day she will see them up close. She gets her chance when a thief climbs her tower and she forces him to take her to see them. AmeBel. Rated T. Linked to Hetalia Tales 1, 2, 3 and 4

Years have past since the Young Justice Team. Bruce's son, Damian is Batman and Damian's son is Robin. Robin leaps into danger and right into the past, where the first Batman and Robin are. One-Shot.

In the land of Eltilian five kingdoms coexisted in harmony, and each had been blessed with two precious children. However, all was not as perfect as it seemed. For one of each of the children had been born with unnatural powers. The powers of ice and snow. Main characters Nor, Ice, Eng, Can, Amer, Pru, Ger, Rom, Ita. Others: Spa, Den, Sea, Scott, various.

King Ivan was cursed by his sister, the Dark Sorceress, Natalya, and only his soul mate can free him from it. Matthew lives in a remote village where no one understands him. When Ivan takes his father prisoner, Matthew takes his father's place. Has Ivan found his soul mate? And will he fall in love with someone who looks like him? Rated T to be sure! Linked to Hetalia Tales 1,2&3

Obstacle course in gym class? With a trained assassin and a circus freak? Uh-huh, right...

Cursed by Natalya, Katyusha is reduced to a child and grows up a servant in her step family's home. Prince Gilbert is under pressure to marry. Unseen forces work to bring the two together. Magic, mice and True Love. PruKraine (Pairing name courtesy of EverythingMath). Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid! Linked to Hetalia Tales 1 & 2

After spending his entire life as a crow, Prince Lovino is finally free from Natalya's spell and he begins his journey home but a series of mishaps leads to him being stuck in Spain as a servant to the heir to the throne, Prince Antonio. Rated T for yaoi-ness and Lovino's mouth. Linked to Hetalia Tales 1

Astoria is pretending to be a muggle to escape an arranged marriage. Lu & Cissa think she's a housekeeper. She thinks "Drake" is the gardener & Draco thinks Tori's the most wonderful woman he's ever met. Will hiding her powers help her find real magic?

When Dark Sorceress Natalya curses baby Prince Feliciano, The Three Fae, Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir take him into hiding. Sixteen years later, Prince Ludwig meets a young girl in the forest and falls in love but he's been promised in an arranged marriage to Prince Feliciano! Rated T to be safe!

AU. Lucy's being bossed around by her stepsisters, Levy's made a deal she might regret, Erza's texting some mystery prince, Juvia can't get the guy she saved from drowning to notice her, and Yukino's just basically had her heart ripped out. High school, it's no fairy tale. - NaLu, GaLe, Jerza, Gruvia, StiYu, & RoWen.

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

This is slightly AU. Takes place during Season 1. The team is bored, and ends up stuck doing Truth or Dare. Chaos ensues as scam marriages, prank phone calls, and nosy mentors are thrown into the mix. Reviewers get to play a big part! Terrible title, I know. Formerly "To Dare, or To Truth?"

CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.

Ginny, Fleur and Angelina all find out they are pregnant at the same time, this story follows them and their family through the ups and downs of their pregnancies. Of course this means drama, laughter, family, sadness and love. Canon :) Rated T for mild language and slightly suggestive comments.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

SEQUEL A sequel to How did we get here? :After seventeen years everyone is married with kids and living their lives, their adventures in the past all but forgotten; just a story to tell their children as they tuck them in at night. What happens when some unexpected visitors come into disrupt their seemingly perfect lives? -crappy summary- Rated t just cause.

The Team could see Wally and Artemis belonged together. The problem? Wally and Artemis couldn't see it. So, because of this, the Team decided to subtly intervene with a rigged game of Spin the Bottle, ending with the bickering duo enjoying a much needed make out session in a closet. Spitfire one-shot, maybe two-shot!

When the Leviathans get a little bit hard to handle, Team Free Will (and those reluctantly dragged along) hide out at Hogwarts, after somehow ending up as eleven year-olds in England. During their last year, they get a chance to face their boggarts. Chaos ensures. SPN7.17AU HPVarious

"You can't hurry love. It will find you." Tired of hearing these words, Elizabeta Hédeváry embarks on a 6-month journey to find true love. With the help of a frying pan and her best friend, she struggles to prove that love is not a waiting game.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Artemis and Wally serve as regular babysitters for Lian. Not many people know about Roy and Jade's child, so when Barry Allen decides to swing by for a surprise visit, he sees a baby with red hair, and Vietnamese eyes, and proceeds to have a nuclear-level meltdown in the living room. Based on Headcanon #16 from Young Justice Headcanons. Spitfire. Collab fic with pseudobatgirl.

Various secret IDs making the news as themselves. Chapter 17: We make it too easy for them. Chapter 18: Car Problems

Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.

Flash moments. Wally has to go get Bart after he finds himself in a bit of trouble. Set shortly after Bart's arrival.

Japan's eyes widened. "America-san...are you saying...you lost your virginity to...England!" - A slight misunderstanding gives everyone the wrong idea.

The Team's mission was supposed to be simple, protect a student at Hogwarts from an upcoming threat. But between the dragons, reporters, and people trying to kill them, simple isn't really a word Kid Flash would have used. Sequel to Wally's Secret, please read that before this.

Prussia is sick of England constantly bragging about that Potter kid. So he, and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio, decide to kidnap Harry and brainwash him into hating England.

Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.

It seems everyone on the team has a secret they don't want discovered, even Kid Flash

Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.

Parodies of the Kurt and Blaine scenes in each episode. Includes what everybody was REALLY thinking while watching the scenes! Written in script format, character development and plot constancy will be questioned, lines will be dissected, and more!

In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.

Hermione was getting over worked with all her classes, so the Heroines of Young Justice decide to cheer her up. Oneshot, Side Story to Wally's Secret. Strongly advised that you read up to chapter 27 of that before reading this.

A normal evening gets a bit hectic when Sportsmaster decides that he needs to have a little chat with Artemis's boyfriend Wally. Thus ensues the most ridiculous oneshot I have ever written. Spitfire.

According to Dumbledore's Beedle the Bard notes, a Hogwarts musical has only been attempted ONCE. Lily Evans would like everyone to know that particular disaster was NOT her fault. Blame Sirius. Or blame James's admittedly attractive arms, if you must.

Teddy's sick of it. Sick of the bulling, sick that he only has two friends and sick of the fact that none of the adults understand. He runs away one November night and moves in right next door to Santana Lopez. What happens when both worlds collide?

Naturally when their families found out Wally and Artemis were a couple, they were supportive. Them moving into the same apartment together as soon as they were "of age"? Time for another Talk. Sex ed, death threats, hijinks galore! Spitfire and RoyxJade

"Scorpius froze. He had never fully accepted how threatening Mr Weasley could look, how huge he was and how powerful he looked despite his magenta robes which clashed with his hair and cheerful face." Scorpius goes to ask Ron the all important question.

A zeta tube accident leaves Artemis stranded in Central City, where Barry finds her and takes her to Wally's house until the zeta tubes are up and running again. While her boyfriend Wally has no idea she's there. Spitfire. Twoshot.

A collection of different story lines where Cooper Anderson meets Sebastian Smythe. Blaine is there to witness the potentially surprising interactions, but can he survive when his brother and 'friend' have romantic history? Or are secret agents?

"I - wait, please tell me you haven't been stalking me?" The moment of hesitation was all it took. Kurt uncurled from his chest straight away, pushing to the other side of the couch. "What the hell?" The performances that Blaine should have seen. Complete

Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.

The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. After the Son of Neptune. Sequel to my other story. Rick Riordan owns PJO and HoO.

Misplaced, from a citizen's point of view. Join the Gordons as they try to keep Gotham under control during the events of Misplaced. Spoilers galore.

While Chris finds it hilarious, Darren's in for a lifetime of face-palming humiliation when the StarKids are asked to guest-star on Glee. This ain't gonna be pretty...

New Year's Eve, December 1999, George Weasley is setting off his annual fireworks when Harry asks Ginny the big question! Of course with brothers like Ginny's, nothing can ever run smoothly for Harry. Pairings: HP/GiW RW/HG AJ/GeW

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.

The characters of PJO and HoO are sent back in time to the winter after Thalia was turned into a tree to read about the future with the gods. Characters are sent back in time after the Son of Neptune. I don't own PJO or HoO. Rick Riordan does.

Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.

Artemis, under the influence of an unknown gas released by Poison Ivy's plants infused with Wotan's magic, has a dream about the future she shares with the world's most irritating speedster. But was it really a dream after all?

T is for Troll; T is for Testing the Limit of Arty's Self-Control. Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon trolling Artemis Crock at school? Of course it was bound to happen. Requested by crunchydill on Tumblr. Part 2 of Satellites on Parade's 'Routines'.

On the day of Victoire and Teddy's wedding, James finds a mysterious box which smashes and transports Victoire, James, Albus, Lily, Roxanne, Hugo and Rose to 25 years in the past...

Miranda Priestly is the mother of Blaine Anderson and Andy Andrea Sachs is the Aunt of one Kurt Hummel. Of course, Kurt and Blaine don't know about these connections: they're about to, though. Klaine

HP/YJ. "Dick." "Yes?" "Why are you here?" Under normal circumstances, Wally would be thrilled to have his best friend over for the weekend. However, his family was over. All 9 Redheads, and 2 friends. He was never gonna survive the weekend. R&R

Dick's reaction when he finds out Artemis goes to his school, and Bruce didn't tell him. A/N: I do not own the characters.

Wally comments on the luck of a certain billionaire's son. Robin is trying to avoid the conversation.

Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.

Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!

Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.

In which there is a game of rugby and ridiculous brother-related antics. A sequel of sorts to 'Of Family, Friends and Football'.

During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.

In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.

The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.

Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.

During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.

The trio are hungry on their horcrux hunt, and Hermione tells them the story of Jack and the beanstalk to pass the time. Eighth in a series of crazy Muggle fairy tales.

The trio are bored and dispirited during their book 7 wanderings, which can lead to only one thing: more Muggle fairytale madness! Seventh in a series.

During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.

The trio are nearly at each other’s throats in book seven, but another of Hermione’s insane Muggle fairy tales comes to the rescue. Fifth in a series though each can stand alone .

Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.

Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series

Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.

A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

Ron and Hermione are getting married. Unfortunately, Victoire's stark naked, everyone thinks Neville loves Hermione, there's an octopus somewhere in the Burrow and Ginny's in Australia. :Long oneshot RHr HG NL and others postDH: