A monster with a lantern meets a fox who shows him what its like to be human. Those were the things he gave up for his undeath. But her antics start to stir up fond memories of the life that was forcibly taken from him. He wonders whether he should embrace her ways of thinking...then he remembers that humans are idiots who can't even remember to click his lantern...

This fic is discontinued and in the process of being rewritten. Thank you to all who've read it!

Yasuo has always lived with the wind by his side. But when it turns on him, he must find his own path: to clear his name, to seek the truth. He does not know where his path will take him, but he is prepared for anything that will face him. Or so he thinks. Riven is lost, but she does not know what it is she looks for. Is it forgiveness? Is it strength? Or is it something else?

(30 lemons! At least one per chapter!) The Summertide Ball is in three days, and the Institute scrambles to prepare itself with last minute decorations and fancy dress clothes. But Lux's, Ezreal's and everyone else's mind is spiraling out of control. Can the Champions regain their sexual sanity before they meet delegates from all of Runeterra? (Not canon with HaL or ATC).

When Zed hears Akali will visit Lux, he decides to apply for a job at the Crownguard Mansion. He would be able to get close to Akali as a butler and assassinate her. But with a turn of events he ends up beginning to like Lux. Disclaimer: I do not own anything. The characters and stuff belong to Riot Games.