Hi, the peeps call me Jenny :P
Well, to tell you,I'm a writer...Just to tell you (and if you write stories on here I think you may or may not relate to what I'm bout' to say)...I wont be updating or writing or whatever you call it. Why? Because I get lazy to continue writing the story or I'll get lazy enough to not even touch it! Hahaha...No. But laziness is one of my character traits. Wanna hear more bout' me? Yes? No? You sure?Fine! Brat!
Peace?

P.S This is "Closing This Account. Sorry." Why did I close the other account? Because I changed the summary on there and it wouldnt change and now everything is all jacked up on the other acocunt...So yea...This is my new one now but same username F.Y.I...

"The best moments in reading are when you come across something — a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things — that you'd thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you've never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it's as if a hand has come out, and taken yours." -- Alan Bennett

You Know When You Live In 2008 When...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards,
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or a my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.

Some Random But Amazing Quotes I Found

"When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing." -- Enrique Jardiel Ponce-la

"You must do the things you think you cannot do." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

"I can resist everything except temptation." -- Oscar Wilde

Copy and Pasting Section

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious and snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored then copy and paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that you have no more space to copy and paste things because you want to save room for other stuff, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Here Are Some Cute/Funny/Random/Weird Things I Came Across

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinks, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is 'bubble'.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

I called your boyfriend gay because he hit me with his purse.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Heres A So-Called Survey...

1. What is your occupation? Nothing, Cause' I Have No Life

2. What color is your underwear? You Pervert

3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing

4. What was the last thing you ate? Actually I'm Eating Something Right Now

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Yellow. Cause' I'm Asian Duh!

6. How is the weather right now? Suckish I Guess

7. Favorite drink? Hmm...Anything That Has Caffeine In It

8. Favorite sport to watch? None. Cause' My City's Baseball AND Football Team Is Starting To Suck

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? Maybe. Maybe Not. Yes. No.

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? No.

11. Pets? Not Anymore. I Killed At Least 5-10 Goldfishes When I Was Younger. And I'm Allergic To Cats And I Have Dog-Phobia (I Have A Fear Of Dogs).

12. What is your favorite T.V. Show? Basically... None. Cause' I Use The Laptop All Day:P

13. What was the last movie you watched? Bride Wars

14. Favorite day of the year? Can You Change That To 'Fav. Time(s) Of The Year'? Cause' My Answer Would've Been School Breaks.

15. What do you do to prevent anger? Next Question Please.

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Basically Nothing. Because I Don't Remember.

17. Fall or Spring? Fall. Because The Scenery Is Beautiful Where I Live. Besides That's When Halloween Comes! Muahahaa!

18. Hugs or kisses? Definitely Hugs.

19. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry.

20. What is on the floor of your closet? The Floor Maybe? Cause' I'm A Clean Freak Sometimes.

21. Favorite smell? Funny, Coconuts and Anything Not Too Strong But Just Right. What's Funny Is That I Like The Smell Of Coconuts But Not The Coconut Itself.

22. What inspires you? Nothing. Cause' Like I Said, I Have No Life EXPECT My Sweet Good Ol' HP Laptop.

23. What are you afraid of? Being Alone Basically. I Mean Come On! Who Would Like Being Alone?! Unless If You Do? Your Just Weird, Emo, Gothic, Or Just Plain Weird.

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? None. Because Fast Food Places Have Animal Urine On Them. Cause' At Slaughter Houses, Where They Kill The Animals, There Happens To Be Animal Urine And The People Don't Care.

25. Favorite car? I'm Not Into Cars...

26. Favorite dog breed? Like I Said...Dog-Phobia

27. Number of keys on your key ring? Pshh...I Wish I Had One...

28. Favorite day of the week? I Don't Know! Jeez, You Expect Me To Be Smart?!

29. How many states have you lived in? One.

30. How many cities have you lived in? One.

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? Nope, But I've Rode On A Motorcycle If That's What You Call It. Cause' At My Native Country, They Have Motorcycle-Like Cars.

Finally! Those Questions Are Done! They Were Pretty Hard To Answer. I Mean Like I Got Stuck On The 'Cherry or Blueberry?' Question! (Sarcastic For All Those 'Special' People Out There... No Racial).