Hey my name is Samantha!! And iam English!

My fave movies:

High School Musical
Camp Rock
A Walk To Remmember
The Notebook
Aquamarine
Bride Wars
Step Up
Bring it on
Shrek
Scary Movies
Twilight
Ice Age
John Tucker Must Die
Junu
What Happens In Vagas
Just my Luck
Madagascar
Mean Girls
Nightmare Before Christmas
Princess Diaries
Saw
Scream
Shes the Man
When A Stranger Calls

Ans so many more i cant remember for now!

My fave TV shows:

Gossip Girl
90210
Hannah Montana
Wizards of Waverly Place
The Simpsons
Roswell
Friends
Scrubs
Charmed
Desperate Housewives
Ghost Whisperer

List your faveourite charecters in no perticular order

1. Renesmee

2. Alice

3. Rosalie

4. Bella

5. Emmet

6.Edward

7. Jacob

8. Seth

9. Leah

10. Carlise

11. Jasper

12.Esme

13. Paul

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Edward/Jasper

No and I dunno depends if its romantic or not if it is the deffinatley no!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Bella

No Because iam a girl!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Esme/Seth

That would be strange!!

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Leah

Yup i think i can they were okay

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Alice/Edward

Nooo Alice belongs with Jasper and Edward belongs with Bella!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmet/Leah or Emmet/Carlise

If i would HAVE to choose then Leah but otherwise none!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Jacob would walk in on Esme and Alice having sex?

Not sure i think he would hurl and never come back

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

Rosalie/Carlise

Umm The non romantic twilight fic??

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Renesmee/Seth

Hmmm not sure maby but i like Nessie and Jacob better!!

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jacob/Esme

After Esme had sex with Alice the Cullen family threw her out of the house but there is only one person ready to forgive and forget!

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Seth

Hmm Take me on the floor-The Veronicas

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:Too much family fluff!!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A while ago!

14. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Renesmee and Jacob are in a happy relationship until Leah runs of with Bella. Renesmee, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jasper and a brief unhappy affair with Esme, then follows the wise advice of Emmet and finds true love with Rosalie while Paul watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Jesus so weird I mean come on Leah runs of with Bella?? Nessie follows the "wise advice?" from EMMET?? And then finds Rosalie her true love??

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

His black hair were a tangle of knots :p

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The computer

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Phineas and Ferb

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

23:35

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

23:21

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Crickets cherping. (no seriously!)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This afternoon i was taking an apple from a tree

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A drinking bootle

9. What are you wearing?

My PJ'S and a VERY large shirt over it

10. Did you dream last night?

Not Sure

11. When did you last laugh?

About 3 hours ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A lamp,a speaker

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My dog bit my cousin and she laughed!!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Coolness

15. What is the last film you saw?

Aladin

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A 3 story mansion??

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Iam girrly

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Not sure!

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah!!

20. George Bush:

Is a stupid duck

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Stephanie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Lucas

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

You are allowed to enter the magical kingdom??

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

2 weeks

Who introduced you to the books

The power of internet!

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought them

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun

What's your dream ending to the series?

Renesmee and Jacob get together as a real couple

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Nessie

Who's your favorite vampire?

Alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Fall down again Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett and Bella

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

After Bella rescued Edward in New Moon

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Were he was telling her the vamp stories in Twilight

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Too many

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The Edward and James battle

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

They ARE my favorite books.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob

Edward

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob.

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice.

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Both

Emmett or Jasper

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Both!!

Who's the better villian: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Both

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Total: 3

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at shopping centres.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 20

Hehe well thats weird!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid..
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

Subtotal: 4

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet.
You have choked on your own spit.

Subtotal: 5

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling.

Subtotal: 2

You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Subtotal: 1

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally.
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.(I've done that soooo many times)

Subtotal:5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.
You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Subtotal: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 23!!

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4

92!!

See im not THAT dumb yay...!!

Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life.

Opening credits:Beautiful-Eminem(Aww thanks,even though the songs not about that...Sorta)

Waking up: If This is love-The saturdays

First day of school: Goodbye-Miley Cyrus

Falling in love: Takin Back My Love-Enrique+Ciara(Ok then...)

Fighting: Everybody in Love-JLS(?)

Breaking up: Good girl gone bad-Rihanna(I guess it makes some sense)

Driving:Obsessed-Mariah Carey

Flashback: Up-The Saturdays

Mental Breakdown: When Love Takes Over-Kelly+David Guetta(That Works)

Getting back together: I'd Lie-Tay Swift(Hahaha)

Wedding:Beat Again-JLS(lol)

Birth of a child: Already Gone-Kelly Clarkson(Ha good one!)

Final battle: Good Girls Go bad-Cobra Starship+Leighton

Death scene: Radar-Britney

Funeral: Never Ever-Ciara(Great!I died because someone didnt love me??)

End credits: Paparazzi-Lady Gaga(HAHAHA Nice!!)

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1.How does the world see you?White Horse-Tay Swift(Wha..?)
2. Will I have a happy life? Love story-Tay Swift(Take that.! Ill have a LOVE STORY!!)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Your not sorry-Tay Swift (Tay AGAIN?Wait, what why am i not sorry??)
4.Do people secretly lust after me? My Happy Ending-Avril
5. How can I make myself happy? Fight For This Love-Cheryl Cole(YAY that makes sense!)
6. What should I do with my life? Bring me to life-Evanescence(Sarcasm:Yeah that makes sense.. well maby it does..? )

7. What is some good advice for me? She Wolf-Shakira

8. How will I be remembered? We Made You-Eminem(NO you didnt my mom and dad did!)

9. What is my signature dancing song?Everybody in Love-JLS
10. What do I think my current theme song is? Crazier (Do i?)
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Kiss me thru the phone-Soulja Boy(Eww no way)
12. What song will play at my funeral?Waking up in vegas-Katy Perry(But im not waking up:o)
13. What type of men/women do you like?Love Game-Lady Gaga(Okkkk...
14. What is my day going to be like? Boys and Girl-Pixie Lott(What about them?)
15. What will tomorrow bring? Run this town-Rihanna,Jayz,Kanye West(Weird..)