The Jar Headhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, and Final Fantasy VII. My PenName is just stupid and boring... I really should do some more writing. I've had much more to focus on in the last year or so. College work mostly, and I can't say I've now miraculously got time to update my current literalistic project; "The First Hope." on a frequent basis. However, to lighten the tone of this profile; a joke I made. How long does it take a guitarist to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter because the rest will say they can do it faster. Peace. |
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You Owe Me by Lolligaggin reviews
Completed. AU. At first it was a favor. Ino Yamanaka didn't know that growing up meant dealing with all this. Sometimes stumbling upon a nuisance isn't always a bad thing. NarutoXIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,704 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Insane Become Ninjas! by Nacarat Epos Seville reviews
What happens when three insane girls are sent flying into the Naruto world? That's easy annoyance, retardedness and mass chaos! May contain slight Sasuke and Sakura bashing. NO OC PAIRINGS! If you don't understand it's probably becuase your sane/HIATUS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
High School Is So Troublesome by the waffle reviews
Ino is the new girl to Konoha High, and she finds out that it is... Just like normal high school! Hookups and breakups. Crushes and homework. Flirting and fights. Detention and kisses. FINISHED. SEQUEL COMING SOON.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Helping to Heal by munkeemunkee reviews
Full of all sorts of stuff! The main ingrediant being action, with lots of humor, and a bit of drama and romance scattered here and there! Naruto and team seven meet a band of rogues as well as many others. Please R&R my first fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Washing The Dog by Peach Tuesday's reviews
She was in one of his favorite outfits. "Well it was 'cuz…uhh what are you doing?" "Akamaru's dirty, he needs to be bathed so I'm going to wash him. Would you like to help?" Her smirk never left her gorgeous face. KibaSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Shadows by sweetsorrowthroughEternity reviews
Trained from a young age to be the next Toad Sannin, 10 year old ANBU captain trainee Naruto is given the S rank mission of a lifetime. Enter the Ninja Academy undercover and locate the two most promising ninja applicants to become the other two Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Kit by darkcollision reviews
Kit has one meaning but that meaning means many animals, and Naruto just can't understand why Kyuubi is calling him a kit. Humor oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Devils and Ninjas May Cry by Cre A. Tor00x reviews
DMCNaro over What do you get when you bring the son of Sparda to the world of Naruto, a funny sweet action packed blasr, NaruHin DanteX? review and vote
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Halo 2: The Relationship RUINER by clickieNE reviews
[summary of 1st ]Sakura hated Halo. She knew that boys couldn't live without video games. But what it makes Sasuke do is just unacceptable. And Sakura won't stand for being ignored. Sasuke, come to bed. No. Sasuke, go to work. No. SASUKE! NO![more onesho
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Santa's Little Helpers by Peach Tuesday's reviews
Men are oblivious to what women want, so to get Kakashi's attention Sakura decides to play dress up with a splash of holiday fun. 'Santa couldn't make it tonight so he sent us: his little helpers.' KakaSak with a little bit of NaruHina InoShika NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas in Konoha With Him and Her by iMmoRtaLfrEnD704 reviews
Temari's stuck in Konoha for Christmas while her brothers get to stay in Suna! Not fair! Well, hopefully she'll get happier when she goes to Naruto's party. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Naruto Show by Bombsauce reviews
This Fic is based on The Amanda Show but i must warn you, this fic involves tapdancing ninja clams,vicouse fangirls,and many,many more...dun dun duuuuun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006
Lets all Go To Walmart! by NekoyoukaiAlisha reviews
Itachi, Kakashi, Athrun and Kira, all go to Walmart for a little ninjaGundam shopping.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
NINJA BATTLE of the Bands by Keba reviews
Naruto starts a rock band to enter a Battle of the Bands contest. But why? And who can he convince to join his band? And most importantly, will his band win? Rated K Plus for language.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blonde Kunoichis by Rainbowsharpies reviews
Who would've thought that both of Shikamaru's exgirlfriends would end up together... Shoujoai Yuri GL TemariIno TemaIno Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Randomness of The Two by DiamondJoker reviews
This is one of my oldies...it's from when i was 16..there's...it's pretty random and it's still good i'll put the other chapters up later this week
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006
Naruto Facts by Cheapy Corp reviews
Well, it's basically a bunch of facts i put 2gether on my perspective of naruto, contains my theory on orochimaru's er lifestyle [one shot]. T for some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Sakura Sleepover by Stars Are Shining reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when Sakura has a sleepover and is inviting everyone? Total Chaos!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Girlfriend in Konoha by SandnBlood reviews
Gaara somehow finds a reason to sing 'My Girlfriend who lives in Canada'. Song by Avenue Q
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Gaara
Ninja Highschool by Comedyfanatic reviews
What happens when Naruto and the others go to a school filled with ninjas from all differant villages? Food fights, berserk teachers, crazy torture devices and all out chaos, that's what! No real pies were harmed in the making of this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006
If you think I'm Sexy by Aobikari reviews
When Kakashi takes Team 7 out to...somewhere. A particular song on the radio gets his attention. Warning, I think I just gave away the plotline! Or did I? Dun Dun...Aw forget it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Trapped! Now get me off this damn Island by darkestviolet reviews
20 Naruto characters are tricked into participating in a survivorlike gameshow. How will they do? Read to find out! Some pairings, and a little bit of everything!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
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The First Hope reviews
You know the story right? Jenova? This is my part of that story, a part no one will ever know of. It’s about how I figured everything out, seven or eight years before everyone else, and about how I tried to stop it all from happening, all on my own.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Jenova, Sephiroth
22 Questions reviews
Just a few questions about this animemanga that I personally think are quite important! Humor, big laffs... i hope! meh, whatever, RnR please!
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki lifestyles reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind the closed doors of Akatsuki? Well come with me and we'll find out! WARNING: this fiction contains pointlessly random humor at every step, proceed with extreme caution! YAY, Here comes the big one! Chapter 4!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Devils and Ninjas reviews
DMCNaruto Crosover: Demons from another world start popping up in the Land of Fire, who are after the Kyuubi Kitsune within Naruto. Soon then blonde will be forced to fight for his survival, then what happens when Akatsuki find out, will they help him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U.
Ino Vs Sakura reviews
What happens when Ino gets an idea that involves non stop ritual humiliation for a certain pink haired kunoichi? Payback, and lots of it! Prepare for 100mph comic mayhem, and remember: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Konoha High reviews
High school, YAY! Anyway, Hinata Hyuuga is the new girl at Konoha High after her removal from Konoha Academy. How will she cope with her new school? And what about the standard pressures of teenage life? RnR's greatly Appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Hinata H.
Jump In My Car reviews
ONESHOT Squad 7 takes a road trip to Philadelphia, and all hell breaks loose! Within the space of a preowned Ford Capri. Come in and enjoy watching mass panic, total chaos and absolute mayhem ensue. Viewer disgression is advised. RnR please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete