Tashs
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Joined 10-11-06, id: 1148151
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

This is a BAD PLACE where BAD THINGS HAPPEN! Where under-aged people are taken from their original places and changed for the LOVE OF GHEYNESS.
Tashs is a VERY BAD PERSON. She does VERY BAD THINGS. Tashs writes VERY BAD STORIES with VERY BAD plots and characters. Her mind is a VERY BAD place where EVEN MORE BAD things happen.

Tashs stories contain nuts.
By nuts we mean crazies.
Also other nuts.
Edible nuts.

Also, Tashs may cause a slight tingle-ing sensation to the crotch area.

Tashs like to write about:
Boys with boys,
Girls with girls.
Straight pairings beyond this point are strictly prohibited.

From things such as:
Naruto and Gorillaz.

I bet you took about 0.473 seconds to read that list.

Tashs takes no responsiblity for the following:

Poverty,
Cancer,
Epilepdic seizures,
Annoyance,
Erections,
Even more annoyance,
Eye bleeds,
Nose bleeds,
Handicapping,
Brain damage,
Retardation,
Hunger,
Angst,
Head explosions,
PMS-ing,
Extreme and utter confusion,
Implosions,
Endothermic reactions,
Gay and energetic clapping,
People instantly screaming "KAMAKAZE!" after reading one of Tash's stories and killing themselves.

If you choose to argue with Tashs on her writing skills you are going to recieve a huge motherfucking kick to the face in which blood will spray from your body leaving you unconcious and completely vulnerable to assrape from behind your limp KO'd body and of which your VIRGINITY AND PRIDE WILL BE LOST TO A COMPLETE FREAK WHO HAS NO INTENTION OF EVER BECOMING A LAWYER OR A GOOD COLLEGE STUDENT WHICH LEAVES HER CHOICES OF GETTING A GOOD PAYING JOB 1 TO 10 IN A MOTHERFUCKING MILLION!

(Tash is great!!)

..Have a nice day, believe it. xoxo

Moonlight In Konoha reviews
A one shot featuring Naruto and Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete