Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

If Harry had gone to see his godson after the Battle of Hogwarts, could Harry abandon Teddy like he had been abandoned? And how does Andromeda Tonks deal with the death of her husband and daughter? This is a story of broken people putting each other back together. No godmoding,no time travel, no Epilogue,no Cursed Child, no moving countries. Percy dies not Fred. Harry at 17 onwards

The end of the 4th war had Naruto and Shikamaru as the only survivors, Kurama feeling the two fading acted fast, sent them back to their Genin days to make sure the war never came to pass. Time Travel AU! 2018 A/N: I am VERY aware that I changed the R and K up in Charka but as this was posted in 2015. I will NOT be going back to change it around as I do have a life outside of this.

Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!

No one could ever love Sherlock enough to marry the man, at least that's what Scotland Yard thinks. These are a few of the ways Scotland Yard can learn that Sherlock's got a wife/girlfriend/fiance. Fem!John. Series of unconnected one shots.

The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.

Four years after Harry Potter disappears Voldemort goes to collect his inheritance. Only there is something strange in his vault

…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin

Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing

Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr

His roommates thought they were so sly, sneaking kisses and touches when they thought he wasn't looking, holding hands under the blankets during 'Roomvie Night Fridays', out Pezberry was most definitely on. A new series of one-shots prompted by Six Word Stories!

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

(Modern AU) Flynn has overcome his troubled past and is now Corona's hottest tattoo artist. Business is booming and he's even got a determined band of groupies, but he's still dissatisfied with his life. It all changes when a certain girl stumbles into his parlor. Rated M for sex. *Complete* (The main story is complete, but will be periodically "updated" with drabbles).

No one knew why Rachel just picked up and left after Sectionals Junior year. Now she is back with a secret she needs to keep hidden but Santana is determined to find out what it is.

"You are by far the worst knight I have ever met!" He said. Maybe Anna was the worst, maybe she was the best, but she was hers and that's all that mattered. Elsanna AU

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Big Four Modern HS AU. When Rapunzel moves to a new school, she's surprised to make a lot of friends who are quite surprising characters, one of them being the mischievous punk, Jack. But as weeks go by, her new friends and teachers uncover that she's hiding a terrible secret that they all band together to get her out of. Rated T for child abuse and language.

Anna lives a rugged life, such is the way of a traveling swords-woman. Live to fight, fight to eat, but while traveling to the kingdom of Arendelle late one winter she stumbles upon a group of bandits, attacking people on the road and jumps into the fray, changing her life. Forever.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

Anna is a member of the city's most notorious gang. Elsa is an aspiring college student. When the two accidentally cross paths, they soon find their lives becoming intertwined with each other. Both of them having simply wished for a place to belong, they are shocked to discover that their sense of belonging...is with each other. [mAU. Elsanna]

A few years have passed, and this time Merida's the one who's requested a gathering. Maybe with a wider guest list she'll have a better chance of finding a husband.

Before Naruto can leave for his two and a half year training trip, Jiraiya is called away on a mission by Tsunade. So he gives his apprentice an S-rank jutsu to study to keep him busy while he is away. Little does Naruto know the good deeds he uses the jutsu for will change his life forever. Main couple Naru/Hina Naru/Harem. Chapters 1 and 2 have been betaed.

Love doesn't just come to you overnight. It's a long drawn out process with twists, turns, and happy accidents. What starts has a summer romance between Rachel and Santana grows with Quinn. Because sometimes you fall in love and sometimes it falls on you.

Beca was late for auditioning and there was a reason for it - the same reason Aubrey had for not having her join the Bellas: Beca enjoyed marihuana a little too much. Not that Chloe is bothered by it, after all, she knew from the start that she and Beca would be fast friends - with benefits?

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

Quinn corners Rachel in a bathroom stall and asks her to do a very important favor.

In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many

Follow-up to Rachel's Second Time

Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.

Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.

When Rachel signs New Directions up for Lima's summer softball league she doesn't expect it to be one of the most memorable summers of her life.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.

James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

And I wrote her letters... The morbid irony of it wasn't lost on me. Dead letters. A term the Post uses for undeliverable mail. Some, a letter you'd write someone who you needed to say something to, but never intend to have read. I wrote dead letters.

It is Autumn after the defeat of Ganondorf and Hyrule is whole again. Zelda needs some time away from royal life, and it seems a ride through the countryside is just what she needs, until she meets up with a certain stubborn swordsman... oneshot, LZ fluff

After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG

Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.

Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.