96 of most people in the world would break down and cry if they saw Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers on the top of a skyscraper. If you're one of the 4 yelling, "JUMP MOTHERFUCKERS", copy and paste this to your profile! xD

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

PLEASE READ THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economis teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

FAVORITE SAYINGS

"i am not crazy the voices in my head told me so."-anonymous

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."- Anonymous

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues." - Anonymous

"You’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me." - Anonymous

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!" - Anonymous

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly" - Anonymous

"you cry.

I cry.

You laugh.

I laugh.

You jump off a cliff.

I laugh Even Harder."

"I'm trying to see things from your point of you but I can't stick my head that far up my ass"

"I'm not spoiled, I just get what I want when I want it."

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"It's all fun games until someone gets hurt...

Then it's hilarious."

"Pay no attention to those who talk behind your back it smilpy means that you are two steps ahead."

"My ninja would so pown your barbie"

"Live.Laugh.Love."

"You know your the shit when people who don't even know you hate you."

"Love Me.

Or.

Hate Me.

Either Way.

It's Still An Obsession."

"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces."

Isupportthisahundredpercent

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

Quotes:

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants-whitney brown

Lady Astor: Sir, If you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill- Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

I could tell that my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.-Rodney Dangerfield

Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former -Albert Einstein

Never go to bed mad, stay awake and plot horrible REVENGE!-vince lowonski

If you can't dazzle them with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit.-unknown

I'm gayer then you are.-I saw this on my friends backpack,for some reason I wouldn't stop laughing

My anime boyfriend can beat up your anime boyfriend- signiture

I swear to drunk I'm not God- Signiture

Trying to figure out this situation is like trying to compare life to a tuna sandwich,difficult to pull off and rather disturbing.-me on a sugar high

The only things that fall from the sky are bird shit and fools- randomConstructive criticism is great, it's like kicking someone in the face and then giving them pie!-me

Envy is my favorite cross dressing palm tree-me

I'm half Mexican and half Danish... ... ... I'm a spicy pastry!!-random

The two words guys hate the most are 'don't' and 'stop', unless they're said together-siggy

"Wow, we were wedding ninjas." -me, don't ask. It's weird.

"Ever notice the most beautiful things are always the most useless?" -me, but I'm sure someone used it before me.

"Where was I? Oh yeah! So, gay porn..." -A very odd friend

"If I could naw my ears off. I would." Kakashi from Naruto abridged. It's funny, go watch it on youtube!!

jeans at Ross for 20 dollars.I could buy the same pair at Abercrombie and Fitch for 80 dollars with a hole in them." -My friend Jennifer.I luffs her

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse." -it's everywhere.

Bella: "So I'm your brand of heroin?"
Edward: "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin" - Bella and Edward from Twilight

"Would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"- Edward from Eclipse

"My fandom fucked your boyfriend then wrote bad slash about it"-siggy

Teacher: "What is your greatest fear?"
Student: "That I'll be raped in the library."
Teacher: "Sometimes our fears are our secret ambitions."
Entire Clas: ROFLMAO.

"Yes, we'll corrupt you now and beat the rapists to it" My friend Rachel.

"I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion and know my way around pretty well" unknown

"NO I WON'T GO TO HELL. I've got a restraining order."- I dunno

" That is as random as flying blue beavers farting out LSD."-Bismuth

My mom:"You like to B.S. mommy don't you?"
Me: "Yeah, it's ton's of fun."

"Does anyone want a burrito? No? Starbucks? How about a bagel?"- My english teacher

"Life is mearly the prolonging of death. With every heartbeat, you are that much closer to dying." -me

Female Friend: "She hit me with a dictionary."
Male Friend: "Was it sexual?"

Some random girl: NOOOO MY HAIR IS MAGENTA!! NOOOOOEEESSSS!!

Dodo's Conundrum: Having wings, but not being able to fly.
Some people use this phrase to mean being faced with a situation where you don't understand why you are unable to achieve a goal.

"Blood may be thicker than water, but water tastes better"- Me

"If ignorance is bliss, than you must be orgasmic"-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, put them down your shirt and give yourself boobies!"
-Icon

"Guys, I'm drinking Jolt. In about 3 minutes, my reaction time is going to exceed twice that of normal men. Steal another fry, I break your fingers."
- Unknown

"Death awaits us all, as the saying goes. But I'm making sure he visits you first."
-Me

"I'm here to kick ass, or chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta bubble gum"
-Duke Nukem

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
-Steven Wright

"Yeah, I'm fine. The shaking is a side effect of the fear."
-Unknown

There's an invariable rule in mens' battles. It states: "An ugly macho guy can never beat an intelligent, slender, popular, and handsome hero." Your death was sealed when you appeared with that ugly face.
-Dark Schneider, Bastard! Destructive God of Darkness

"Hey fuckface! Look at this, I'm bleeding! Get your ass down here so I can kill you, shithead!"
-Dark Schneider - Bastard!

"Three ribs, left arm and leg broken, bruises and sprains everywhere, and you cut your fingernails to the quick. Anyone tough as that isn't going to die."
-Mitsukake, Fushigi Yuugi

"All that we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe

Buffy: "Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead."
Willow: "That's so nice!"
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
-Unknown

"You are the writer to your own story. So go get the goddamn pen and start writing!"
-Me

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head..."
-Unknown

Ryley: "I'll stay up here forever if I have to...or at least until the janitor comes by."
Abel: "Well it's nice to know that our mother's passing hasn't killed your never ending sarcasm."
-(My own story)You'll never read it

"Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter."
-Unknown

"May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping"
-Irish Prayer

"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
-Unknown

"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."
-Evan Esar

"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And
God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light
from the dark. And did two loads of laundry."
-Kevin Krisciunas

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, ‘Where did I go wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’.”
-Charlie Brown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Icon

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. ~William Shakespeare

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ~Dean Martin

The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. ~Kenneth Williams

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~George Carlin

Don't be so humble. You're not that great. ~Golda Meir

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.

I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

(bumper sticker) This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"

"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."

You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."

"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the star, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten."

"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"

"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."

“Some people like happy endings, some are realistic.”

"The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart knows what the heart knows."

"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."

"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."

"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."

"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."

"I see stupid people, there's so many."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."

"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"

"Don't be stupid, It's not smart."

“Are you mocking me?” You

“Am I mocking you? Or are you mocking yourself?” Me

“You are mocking me.” You decided. -

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me

I'M SORRY

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things