What happens when the Gorillaz get auto correct? Hilarity, of course!

"'You're supposed to cut your hair every couple months, you know.'" Spirit cuts Stein's hair for him.

Stein and Spirit live together as meister and weapon. Everything is going well until Spirit comes down with a cold. Luckily, he lives with a doctor! Please favorite and review!

Lord Death has always said his son was a handful. The night Stein and Spirit are entrusted to babysit his pride and joy they find out that he is so much more than a handful. Ever wonder how bad the son of Lord Death could have been as a child, read and find out. Want to see Stein and Spirit suffer at the hands of a reaper child, read this.

All Ivan wants is a decent night's sleep. Slight RussLiet at the end, human names used. Rated T for language and alcohol abuse.

Stein blows up at Spirit over a little missed sleep. K plus for language.

Lithuania woke up with his heart racing one dark and stormy night, and he felt something was very wrong. He looked around his room and saw something awful looming in the doorway... Oneshot.

Stein is happy. Spirit tries to explain the finer points of morality to him, and learns something about insanity. Set when Spirit and Stein attended Shibusen and were still partners.

It's winter and Deidara has taken a liking to a certain sweet beverage. Sasori dares say Deidara's liking is borderline on obsession. It's up to him and his friends to separate the blonde from his cocoa for an entire week. No one said it would be easy.

"You're covered in cold sweat." Ivan was kneeling beside him now, still brushing Toris's thick hair away. "Are you alright?" - Toris has a tough time sleeping. May become an ongoing fanfic, but for now will remain a one-shot. AU.

Ivan and Toris are on their way to a meeting when their train derails in a snowstorm. They seek shelter in an abandoned cabin and Toris becomes dependent on Ivan for survival, evoking conflicting emotions.

Lithuania wasn't much of a drinker, so it came to a surprise to him when Russia invited him for drinks./ LietxRussia/ moved over onto new account.

When a certain Russian's Mission goes wrong, what will it take to make new allies, enemies,and get out of the war alive.

Where can you run when everywhere you go is here?" Lithuania makes a break for it, only to find that he's not well-equipped against the cold.