Hello to all who are reading my profile, I'm FelineWithAnAttitude but you can call me Kitty. I'm a redhead and I love being random.

Oh by the way I'm a girl so you know. I would love feed back for my stories ,I'm probably not going to be a writer I want to be a teacher but who knows it might happen . Before I forget I've got a split personality named Cat.

Hey guys :) please read The silence and Silent .If you've read it do you like the cliff hanger i left if you guys in ch2 if so please review i don't care bout flames

my stories:

Thai-riffic missing chapter- it was an assignment for school i wanted to show you guys.

The silence and Silent-its a different beginning to teen titian's with my character silent .

Her grey green eyes-its one I've been wanting to write for ages, its another teen titian's story mostly raven I've stopped writing this though.

Fourteen already-I wrote it on my IPod for bout a month so i'm a couple chapters ahead their no mention of the teen titans yet just that they live in Jump City although that will change.

when you read my stories please review i'd love to hear from you :)

OK who likes lazer tag if so review .i played it for my birthday it was so cool my cousin wouldn't shut up about it but i loved it too so i can't complain.

These are very humorous (as Starfire would say)

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JENSON ACKLES!(I don't understand this one but I get it

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never memorize something that you can look up — Albert Einstein (did he really say that ? )

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When one person has an imaginary friend, their considered crazy. When multiple people have an imaginary friend, it's call religion.Why is this.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

Hope you think they're as funny as I think they are.

Sorry for not updating in a while I'm not very good at organizing my time.

Your friend FelineWithAnAttitude AKA Kitty and Cat would like to say hello.

Cat Hi! Bye!